Julie Chen’s outfit is weird. It’s black pants and a shoulderless floral peplum (ish) top. There are ruffles involved. Her hair is stick straight. Since some of you are able to watch this, I just felt like you should know tonight was a fashion fail.
In the previously on BB part they call Cody “gun-shy” because you can’t they can’t say giant pussy cunt satchel on TV.
Lots of discussion about who should go out first. Frankie wants Nicole out but we all know that is not going to happen barring some sort of last-minute production interference. And believe me, production has been trying. Caleb says that Nicole can’t win anything because the guys are too strong. I guess he forgot about all of her HOHs. Later in another conversation Caleb says Nicole needs to go because she wins HOHs. Yes I know that makes no sense.
Frankie gets a TA card in the diary room. On the live show, Julie will ask one of the TA members if they were a have-not what food item they would like to have. They are to say apple pie. Then Julie will say yes if they won. I can’t wait to see Frankie’s face when his egotistical play is deemed unworthy. Frankie is very confident. Which is awesome.
Julie announced to us that it is an endurance tonight. America gets to pick if the winner should get 5K and 5k “hollas” (annoying audio following them the rest of the game saying “holla!”) or 5K and be forced to wear only the same five tee shirts for the rest of the game that say things like “world’s worst houseguest.” I hope we don’t pick hollas because that will be annoying as fuck on the feeds.
It’s time to let TA know they lost. This coming week will be the last have-not week. Julie tells Frankie that the answer is an OVERWHELMING no. Bwahahahahahahha. Cody is super dressed up in a black shirt, dress jacket and jeans with extra jelly hair. Everyone else is dressed for endurance.
They get videos from home. First is Caleb’s brother in front of some church thing. Victoria’s mother looks just like her! Cody sobs like a baby when his daddy came on. Nicole was very emotional. Of course Frankie gets THREE family members in his video, Ariana, their mom and grandma. Donny’s brother does his video. He tells Donny he is the town hero. Donny cries. Tim’s video was heavily edited. LOL. Not for language but huge chunks of content was removed. And finally, Derrick, wife, daughter and dog sent a message. OMG Derrick’s message was adorable. His family is so cute. He is crying like a baby and my allergies are flaring up. How are these people supposed to compete after this? Derrick can barely speak to answer Julie’s questions about how much she has grown. He said she was not speaking like that when he left and is great to hear but bittersweet that he is missing being there for the milestones. Well he mostly cried but that is what he was trying to say.
Now while they try to compose themselves, Julie does a package with the family of Christine and Cody. Tim has bright blue half-dollar sized gauges in his ears. Tim says the hair petting and arm tickling he can deal with but the hand holding really gets to him. He says they should unlatch for each other for a bit. Tim says the relationship is odd and he feels like some boundaries have been crossed. Christine’s mom is pissed. She says she did not raise her daughter to act this way. Tim says that Christine discussed this before leaving but it has gone too far. Christine’s dad is pissed. Her brother is pissed. Tim says basically he continues to support Christine and will deal with her privately at home. Cody’s dad says they are an Italian touchy family. His sister says it has gone a bit too far.
Time to vote. Julie says moments before filming Caleb and Frankie made a last-ditch effort to save Donnie! Christine kissed her wedding band in the voting booth. Too little too late? Everyone votes to evict Donnie. Derrick is still very shaken up by his video.
Donny is crying and his heart is beating fast. He says he is very emotional and his feelings are hurt. He is upset that Derrick and Frankie did not support Team America. Donny was worried the goodbye messages would hurt his feelings but everyone was nice. Derrick set himself up for a Donny vote in his. And then, Julie Chen says that they were contacted by The Bold and the Beautiful and they would like Donny to have a guest appearance. I am not making this up! That should chap the hides of Caleb, Frankie and Cody! LOL. At the end Donnie says to Julie, “You sure do look beautiful tonight!” Oh, Donny, dag nab it! We’re gonna miss your emotional behind.
The HOH is the slippy slidely fill the container with a spoon challenge. If they fill the larger snowman’s head they win HOH. If the fill the smaller one, they get a reward and a punishment. Caleb will go for the money. Nope, he is the first one there and goes for the big one. Victoria is hysterically useless. Christine sucks. Nicole is doing well. Caleb is doing the best. Christine and Victoria can’t do it at all.
Next week is another double eviction. I’ll update the HOH comp in comments.