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Amber Marchese is Crazy.

August 27, 2014 by tamaratattles 44 Comments

RHONJ  Amber Tre Valentines

I know all of you are dying for a place to talk about Jim Marchese’s bizarre twitter behavior because you all send me links! It’s just crazy. To me the interesting part is that so many well know twitter lunatics are there chatting with him like everything is perfectly normal. It’s insanity overload for me, so I avoid it all together. But feel free to keep me informed here.

And then there is Amber.  Her blog this week is wall to wall delusion. You should probably go read the whole thing because I left out a lot of interesting fact like the day the White House was burned to the ground.  Or this may be enough crazy for you. You decide.

RHONJ Amber open mouthFrom Amber’s Blog:

You might have seen Jim on Twitter as well @jlmarchese111. He is definitely a different cat than me. I truly have the ability to forgive and forget when I feel that apology is real. Jim has an “eye for an eye” mentality. Once you cross Jim, that’s pretty much it. Contrary to what you have seen so far, Jim is truly a man of his word, honorable, and will give you the shirt off of his back. He is just no nonsense when it comes to certain matters. I have seen Jim get hurt on so many occasions when he tries to help others. He had been nothing but kind to TeResa, Rino, Nicole, and especially Bobby. They screwed him over for no reason other than to be “popular.” Bobby knew what kind of cases Jim worked. Jim asked Bobby not to put him in a bad position and not to embarrass him. Crossing Jim for the entire world to see is like opening the gates of hell. And I assure you the gates are wide open. Jim will expose everyone for who they are and call them out on the wrong they did. He does not care about being popular with the group. I might not agree with everything he says and does, but I do very much respect him. I respect his point of view, it is extremely rational without over-the-top emotion (unlike me). 

About Victoria Gotti’s comments…

I remember feeling a range of feelings: Was this joke on me? Was this a test to see what I would do with the information? Was this Rino just spouting out stupidity? Was this a joke on Victoria? I have to say, Victoria did seem sincere, so at first I thought that this was your typical “your mama’s so fat” joke from Rino, however, there was never an “I’m just kidding” follow up. Either way, I am wearing my hair in a bun for the rest of the season just in case now that I know the consequences of the deplorable offense of hearing a rumor. Jim purchased state of the art ear plugs and Kevlar plated hair nets for Valentine’s Day. What I do with this rumor well…stay tuned! The Dunkin Donuts and the post office will never be the same. 

Um? I just don’t know what to even say about all of that. I’m going to let y’all tell me your thoughts on this one.

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Filed Under: Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ Tagged With: Amber Marchese, Blog, Jim Marchese, News Archive, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Rumors, Victoria Gotti

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  1. teecee66 says

    August 27, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    How bad do you think jim beat her on sundaybwhen he found out for the first time that she went to Gotti’s house? Hahah.

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    • Mina says

      August 27, 2014 at 2:15 pm

      HAHAHAHAAA!

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 27, 2014 at 2:26 pm

      not at all. I think Amber gives the beatings and Jim loves it.​

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      • teecee66 says

        August 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

        No way. Wrong. Eeeehh

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      • vivaladiva831 says

        August 29, 2014 at 2:22 pm

        LOL I think so too Tamara and Dina alluded to that on her blog I think? Which is why she referenced the “shove it up his ass” at the party….hahahaha!!!! And yes, EW.

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  2. Mina says

    August 27, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    That Amber is certified crazy pants. And Jim sounds like he lives another life in his head. Cuz he is nothing but a squirrel with delusions of grandeur, like we all haven’t heard his past, and we don’t have google.

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  3. Cherise Linck says

    August 27, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    I wouldn’t step foot out of my house if I was Jim! He’s is certifiable! A total cuckoo bird.. Engaging and picking and choosing what he will answer on twitter! Ppl in jersey don’t like rats.. JS.. He is so arrogant and I think Amber is just embarrassed! There are only two issues I really have with him and one is the way he leaned over to joe and called him a dumb fuck and the way he talked down to women. Bet bravo is loving this but I have a feeling with all Jim’s frivolous lawsuits he may be their worst nightmare! Think it’s gonna bite bravo in the ass! Jim must not work much he’s on twitter like 247!!

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      August 27, 2014 at 3:35 pm

      He’s such an idiot. Dina etc. were asking totally reasonable questions about why his behavior didn’t match his words in terms of supposedly not being able to be around the Giudice’s. He was either too stupid to understand why they were confused, or pretending not to understand so he wouldn’t have to explain himself. So he talks down to them like THEY’RE the idiots. Pffft.

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    • DJ says

      August 28, 2014 at 8:29 pm

      Cherise… ITA with everything you posted. I am just shocked that this idiot does not think his deplorable behavior on TV will not negatively affect his business. Who in their right mind would trust him to secure them a mortgage?

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  4. happinesstour says

    August 27, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    Bravo may want to offer social media training for newbies going forward || Twitter activity from the new RHONJ & their families are a raging dumpster fire. || Nicole’s son is on Twitter going at the Marchese’s and the best part? Both Amber & Jim respond, shocking I know.

    One interesting tweet though from Jim was him explaining that he won’t be at reunion per a request from the other guys on the show (eye roll) I think because they are ‘allegedly’ scared of him.

    On second thought, maybe a lack of social media awareness is best || I think the Twitter back & forth may be more interesting than what we’ve seen on screen so far this year || How many more animals can Joe Giudice buy for the girls this year? Snooze!

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 27, 2014 at 3:18 pm

      Yeah, apparently the trip to Florida went to hell in a handbasket and none of the husbands would film with Jim after that.

      The RHONJ guys have a tendancy to get in trouble on these sorts of trips. ​

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      • Salazar says

        August 27, 2014 at 9:07 pm

        He did tweet to me that he “past” the NJ bar whatever the hell that means !

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    • HerDaughter says

      August 27, 2014 at 5:01 pm

      Jim’s twitter is funny. In doses. I can’t believe how much he engages with people! Those two believe they’re ratings gold. You know what they say about train wrecks… ☺

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      • marywanna says

        August 27, 2014 at 10:44 pm

        I saw a tweet from Jim that said Amber is “board”. Did he ever learn how to spell?

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      • HerDaughter says

        August 28, 2014 at 2:21 pm

        Haha! Jim has ruined it for the “board” Amber. Even though she had her own thing going on…I think his crazy twitterness has really made it so she will have zero chance. It might be hard looking past the first few episodes now! Gurrrl, he so crazy! LoL

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      • HerDaughter says

        August 28, 2014 at 2:33 pm

        I have no idea if he has learned to spell yet. A couple of weekends ago, I finally made the trek over to crazy world. I had a crap load of RT’s that were hysterical! A couple people on my list were responding to things Jim had tweeted and I couldn’t help myself!! First time I have ever commented on someone from one of our shows Tweets. I joined in and made some funny names up…LoL. I also got a little carried away with the “DreamMaker” crap he wouldn’t shut up about! I was never mean or attacked him or Amber, Jim also was not on at the time or ever responded. Which was perfect. Then a few days ago, the same girl’s were posting document’s about his past life. LoL. So of course he commented. He had blocked all of us from the prior incident. Which I found funny and had no idea about, or cared. I guess he searches the # RHONJ and goes from there when.he has blocked people also! He is a trip!

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      • HerDaughter says

        August 28, 2014 at 2:36 pm

        Crap! Sorry that was ridiculously long TT & Salazar! My bad. Too much coffee today. Stepping away from the comment section.

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 28, 2014 at 2:58 pm

          ​Sit you ass down, Her Daughter. I have not dismissed you. Please stop apologizing. You are fine, and if you are not I will smite you. Until that happens, carry on.

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      • Salazar says

        August 28, 2014 at 5:19 pm

        Her daughter ,your post is right on !!

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      • HerDaughter says

        August 29, 2014 at 11:39 am

        Haha Salazar…it was the best couple of hours I’ve ever spent on twitter. I actually did LOL! Have we ever had someone so engaging to this point on twitter, from any of our shows? Should we start a pool, “How long will it take for Jim to end up in twitter rehab?” A la Leann Rhymes…

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      • HerDaughter says

        August 29, 2014 at 11:42 am

        Thanks TT! It happens 🙂 much appreciated!

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  5. Faith says

    August 27, 2014 at 4:28 pm

    According to Jim he was the one who casted the twins. I also find it funny amber says the name of the guy nicole has am affair with on her blog

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  6. Deb says

    August 27, 2014 at 5:30 pm

    I’m confused by Amber. She says that Bobby knew what kind of cases Jim works on. So Jim is an attorney? I read somewhere that he was not a licensed attorney, maybe here?

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 27, 2014 at 5:31 pm

      He is not an attorney. He is a mortgage broker. She is delusional.​

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      • Jojo says

        August 28, 2014 at 12:22 am

        She is delusional. They both are. But maybe not on the work situation. I understood him to be an expert witness for attorneys arguing mortgage fraud cases. So I think that would be additional income/side job to his mortgage business. Usually you’ll be on an on-call list with some attorneys and when they need an expert witness they’ll pay you for your opinion in court. At least that was how it worked with the engineers that I worked with who were also expert witnesses.

        Don’t know why I thought I should chime in to defend the crazies! Love the blog. I’m a regular lurker 🙂

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 28, 2014 at 1:42 am

          and retarded. Jim is not an expert witness on any cases. He is a rat who throws others on the bus to escape prosecution. So totally not a paid job. HE’S A MORTGAGE BROKER for a company that has lost its license to practice in Washington State and has NUMEROUS other nefarious cases.

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          • Jojo says

            August 28, 2014 at 2:29 am

            So it sounds like he is full of shit on top of being a petty, small man. What a catch.

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      • janelle says

        August 28, 2014 at 9:02 am

        He is beyond delusional. I sent him a tweet asking why he would join the show if his “business” is prosecuting mortgage fraud. His reply was he was making US history by prosecuting Joe G’s case, Also he has tweeted that not only did he get his friends jobs on the show but he was responsible for casting. So he is an “attorney” “mortgage broker” and a “casting director” for Bravo. Next he will be tweeting how he is taking Andy’s place at the reunion shows. LOL

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      • BH Wannabe says

        August 30, 2014 at 3:54 am

        @Janelle: holy shit! I gotta re-do my syllabi to include Jim’s influential role in the shaping of US history!!!

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      • Janelle says

        August 30, 2014 at 9:22 am

        @BH Wannabe having a bad day, read Jim’s Twitter TL. You will laugh for hours! He is the only house-husband who thinks he is an actual housewife. LOL

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    • beth says

      August 27, 2014 at 6:19 pm

      “now that I know the consequences of the deplorable offense of hearing a rumor …” … geez, it’s not because of what you heard dipstick, it’s because of what you blabbed to others …mother of god …

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      • beth says

        August 27, 2014 at 6:20 pm

        reply in the wrong spot, sorry … i’m the dipstick.

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  7. Katie says

    August 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm

    These shows make me wonder if I have been living in a bubble all these years. I haven’t met ANYONE like ANY of these folks, especially the Marcheses. I am reminded of just how close we are to the movie, Idiocracy, where in 500 years, the only show on TV, is “Ow, my balls!” You can figure out the premise.

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  8. keight34 says

    August 27, 2014 at 9:24 pm

    I am so over Amber and RHONJ for that matter. Amber is seriously crazy and Jim needs to get his ass beat. I think this season is so bad. I can’t recall any other housewife going all out on someone that viciously in their blog like she does with Nicole. On the show she said Nicole breaking up a family was a rumor, then in her blog she names the guy.. make up your mind! Amber and Jim don’t even bring interesting drama, they are just really messed up people. Last week’s storyline about the twins mom and Rino, which is now going to go on all season, put me over the edge. I don’t care if its true or not, this show has just gotten really trashy. Not that all of the other housewives franchises are quality tv, but I usually enjoy them and there are likable women. Melissa is annoying, Teresa is boring and I can’t take any more of the family scenes, Twins are just too much, Amber is out of her mind, and Dina is ok but not enough to make me keep watching the show. Casting really fucked up this show this year!

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  9. Josie says

    August 27, 2014 at 11:31 pm

    I think I may need the therapist couch and a good hot shower if this story is true. Soooo disgusting. Ugh! Production set this up with VG. Definitely some backstory to this bombshell.

    Jim is a sociopath. The glee that he is taking over this story is bizarre.

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  10. Jillo says

    August 27, 2014 at 11:38 pm

    I live it when “housewives” have to tell us what they do for a living (or in the case of Jim, what he doesn’t do for a living). Much less where they went to college. I am pretty sure I have never introduced myself to anyone, ever, and told them where I went to college, much less the degree I received. Insecure much?

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 27, 2014 at 11:46 pm

      GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAWGS! SIC EM WOOF WOOF WOOF.

      um excuse me. I’m having some “issues” this week. :)​

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      • D J Goodman says

        August 28, 2014 at 1:17 pm

        Did you attend SIU ?

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      • Shellbelle says

        August 28, 2014 at 2:17 pm

        I will be sporting my red on Saturday!! I will send you a picture! Woof woof

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      • peachteachr says

        August 28, 2014 at 2:39 pm

        WOOF WOOF! Beat Clemson Saturday. I am a huge fan of SEC football. This time Saturday, we will be warming up, as if the temps are not hot enough, to play our 1st game of 2014. I’m hoping the new defensive coach has closed the holes in the D line so that our opponents can’t score 30+ points a game. Love them DAWGS!!!

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 28, 2014 at 3:00 pm

          Oh god we are playing Clemson on Saturday? I love Clemson. I hate that gamecock school with the fire of eleventy bill suns. Don’t we usually start the season playing some high school team like Ga Southern? I am not ready for the ​game where my two favorite teams play each other. 🙁

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      • Shellbelle says

        August 28, 2014 at 5:30 pm

        I think home team takes the advantage when it comes down on who to root for 🙂 besides, orange is ugly.

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  11. tulsateacher says

    August 28, 2014 at 11:33 am

    “Crossing Jim for the entire world to see is like opening the gates of hell”. Oh Amber, you so badly want your husband to be important. And please let Jim expose everyone for “who they are” and call them out for their wrongdoings. That opens the door wide open for his past (and present) to be exposed. I’ve never wanted to see a RH husband get his ass kicked as much as I want to see Jim get fucking throttled.

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  12. Rain Cloud says

    August 29, 2014 at 6:26 am

    Tamara, just wanted to say I LOVE this blog! I have been reading it almost daily for quite some time now, but this is the first I’ve posted.

    I just wanted to comment on Jim. I just cannot get over this guy! Seriously, where does BRAVO find these people!?!? I have a Twitter account, but rarely get on anymore, but hearing/reading about this guy & his antics makes me want to start getting on it again just to check his timeline out!

    Anyways, keep up the awesome gossip, TT! Very entertaining stuff I thoroughly enjoy reading. I also enjoy all the commentary from everybody else as well. 😉

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