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Life’s a Beach for the Giudices

August 24, 2014 by tamaratattles 35 Comments

RHONJ Tre and Joe BeachThe Giudices head to the beach to enjoy one last month before their sentencing on September 23rd. They were also at the beach this time last year and things didn’t go so well.  Let’s hope the cops aren’t called this time.

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Filed Under: Joe Giudice, News, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice Tagged With: Beach, Joe Giudice, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice

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  1. Valerie says

    August 24, 2014 at 4:13 pm

    Is it evil of me to hope the cops are called? This is a rhetorical question.

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  2. ToddlerParade says

    August 24, 2014 at 4:26 pm

    Their sentencing is the day before my birthday. The longer the jail time the better my birthday will be!

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  3. Joan says

    August 24, 2014 at 4:39 pm

    I’m very curious about where their money is coming from right now. How do they continue to live such a lavish lifestyle?

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    • SB says

      August 24, 2014 at 5:06 pm

      It’s not like Teresa does the show for free….plus her book deals. Sitting on a public beach in Jersey isn’t exactly lavish either.

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    • Sarah says

      August 24, 2014 at 5:53 pm

      From her cook books, her food line, her desert line and being on RHONJ

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  4. teecee66 says

    August 24, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    Joe is looking less juicy and more jiggly. He is untoned and untanned. Maybe that’s his pokey boyfriend management strategy.

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    • Twilly says

      August 24, 2014 at 5:57 pm

      Was he ever really that juicy?

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    • ericzku says

      August 24, 2014 at 6:55 pm

      I’m thinking his voluptuous breasts will be quite popular with the boys in the can. And the boys in his can.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 24, 2014 at 10:58 pm

      I thought he looked like he has lost a LOT of weight especially in the belly. He has several years to get in shape in the prison yard. This month should be about eating and heterosexual sex. ​

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      • teecee66 says

        August 25, 2014 at 12:03 am

        Didn’t say he gained weight. Just that he’s not toned like he has not been lifting. So, he probably lost weight. Cause muscle weighs more than loose skin.

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      • Sick of "reality"! says

        August 25, 2014 at 10:42 am

        I agree, he looks like he has lost 30-40 pounds. Maybe his dad’s untimely death set him on a health-improvement course. He does look quite pasty in color, a week at the beach will do him good.

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  5. Sarah says

    August 24, 2014 at 5:54 pm

    Let her have a good time with her family. Her kids need it!

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    • Twilly says

      August 24, 2014 at 5:58 pm

      Her kids needed her to be an honest, moral, responsible person too, but that didnt happen.

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    • Belinda says

      August 24, 2014 at 7:05 pm

      Why should I care more about her kids than she did ?

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      • Belinda says

        September 4, 2014 at 3:51 pm

        I hope your anniversary is as shitty for you as their sentencing day is going to be for them. Now that REALLY says something about me !

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 24, 2014 at 10:58 pm

      Did you see kids?​

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      • Sarah says

        August 25, 2014 at 1:15 pm

        Yes she posted pictures on her twitter on Sunday.

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  6. tb says

    August 24, 2014 at 5:59 pm

    Man boobs.

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  7. Kreality says

    August 24, 2014 at 6:06 pm

    More and more I’m starting to feel that teresa won’t get any jail time. 41 counts whiddled down to only a few. Violating probabtion with the same crimes convicted if before…..Between the giudices and the nidas the justice system has failed miserably.

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    • Josie says

      August 24, 2014 at 8:58 pm

      I think probation too. Juicy will get some jail time. I doubt they will deport him either.

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  8. myinfo says

    August 24, 2014 at 6:15 pm

    I Bet Tre gets probation. I do admire her strength on how she is dealing with her situation. I would hide under a rock.

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    • Belinda says

      August 24, 2014 at 7:03 pm

      You would hide under a rock because you have dignity, pride, a sense of right and wrong and a conscious ………..she has none of those things.

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    • Katimir says

      August 24, 2014 at 7:21 pm

      That’s my prediction for Tre…probation. Joe will have to serve some time. But it won’t be that long either.

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      • fivecatsownme says

        August 24, 2014 at 7:36 pm

        He could also get deported. He’s a resident alien.

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      • Katimir says

        August 24, 2014 at 8:25 pm

        I don’t believe they will deport him. Courts take everything into consideration. His wife and family and what purpose would it serve. He’s not a violent criminal. He’s not overly calculative, he’s kinda dumb. They both are kinda dumb and fumbling as criminals go. They’re their own worse enemy. They’ll pass in out of system quickly.

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 24, 2014 at 11:05 pm

          I agree. I’ve said all along he won’t be deported.​

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      • tamaratattles says

        August 24, 2014 at 11:01 pm

        ​Ya’ll don’t seem to understand what a plea deal is…. They’ve both agreed to jail time. The judge can do whatever he/she wants… but the plea calls for both of them to do time.

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      • Katimir says

        August 24, 2014 at 11:22 pm

        Yeah, I haven’t paid close attention to all the details of their plea deal. So they agree to do time but the judge has the discretion to sentence up to the maximum of what they agreed to I suppose? So how they’re acting now on RHONJ (all medicated), is probably nothing like they’re feeling today.

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 24, 2014 at 11:57 pm

          ​No. I broke it all down in the plea deal link in the post.

          Here is the way it works.

          The Feds has them dead to rights on things that would sent them both up the river for many years. But the defendants always hire attorneys to hammer out a plea to do avoid a costly trial.

          They agreed to let Tre do about 2 years and I forget what Joe’s deal is? Around four I think check the link I am very specific there but I CRS.

          That is what the agreement (Plea deal) is from both sides. It’s very lenient in terms of time. There is also lots of restitution set out in the deal. You really need to read the posts.

          So on sentencing day, the judge could just say, I understand the parties have reached an agreement, and that is that. BUT THe judge could also sentence them both to way more time or less time if they feel the plea deal is not justified. A Plea deal is what both sides are asking for. So TRE is asking for two years. And Joe whatever.. That is what the prosecutor has been willing to concede to. The judge then could still go either way. It’s always up to the judge ultimately. But most times they just accept the plea deal.

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      • deco says

        August 25, 2014 at 12:32 am

        I rarely chime in here on NJ. but let us not forget that Joe is still facing trial and sentencing for using his brothers ID to get a new license issued, If he is convicted and sentenced inState court he will serve that time in a state facility when he finishes his federal sentence
        I have no sympThy for either one of them. And he’s a terror on the streets. He should never be behind the wheel of a car again.
        I hope he gets nailed.

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 25, 2014 at 1:18 am

          ​Yes, his attorney continue to continue that proceeding because if it comes first, that conviction will add to his federal case about six months or so. I detailed all of it when it was current here. http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/tag/39-counts/

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      • Katimir says

        August 25, 2014 at 12:54 pm

        Thanks TT. You are appreciated for taking the time to explain again.

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  9. marc says

    August 25, 2014 at 11:01 am

    T.T is teresa pregnant?

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    • Belinda says

      August 25, 2014 at 11:48 am

      Where ? In the top of her right leg ?

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    • Valerie says

      August 26, 2014 at 3:08 pm

      Yes, she’s pregnant with triplets. Joe is not the father. When they do the paternity test (which will be in prison as that’s when the babies are due) it will be one of the following, Justin Bieber, Eddie Van Halen or Woody Allen. We just won’t know until the babies come. Allegedly.

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