Dating Naked has been a fun show on VH1 this summer. I think I have some sort of conflict when that shows comes on because sometimes it tapes and sometimes it doesn’t. I just watched the last episode where one of the female choices for the main male contestant claimed to be a virgin who had never seen a penis “in real life.” It was pretty funny. It seemed like she was not going to go through with getting naked right from the start. She finally did it and went on a date with a guy who I thought was kind of a jerk. They went out on a boat ride and she puked the entire time. She left the program shortly after the boat finally got her to shore.
So when I heard today that someone was suing VH1 (Thanks for the emails) for showing them naked on a dating naked show, I assumed it was that girl. But it’s not.
It’s a girl named Jesse. She looks familiar and I think I saw the episode, but I really don’t pay that much attention to the show when I watch it, it’s mainly background noise while I work on the blog. I can’t for the life of me remember anything interesting about her or her dating choices. According to her, on one of her dates they failed to blur her genitals for a second or two while she was wrestling a date on the beach.
I think this is Jessie’s episode on The Soup. I would have remembered this glorious meltdown at the choosing ceremony. So I did not see this episode. Too bad we will probably never see it now.
According to Entertainment Weekly, “I have no problem going to a beach in a bikini or people seeing me on TV in a bikini,” Nizewitz said in a statement released to EW by her attorney, Matthew J. Blit. “Although I went on this show knowing that I would be nude while taping it I was told that my private parts would be blurred for TV. If you watch an episode, you will see that the blur actually makes it less revealing than a bikini would. Obviously, I did not expect the world to see my private parts, this is not what I anticipated or what any other contestants on the show anticipated.”
According to the lawsuit via EW, “Plaintiff… was shocked, horrified and outraged to observe this intrusion into her privacy for all to see,” reads the suit. “Immediately Plaintiff became subject to ridicule by those watching. … Plaintiff has suffered and continues to suffer extreme emotional distress, mental anguish, humiliation and embarrassment. … Defendants knew or reasonably should have known that broadcasting an individual’s vagina and anus on national cable television would cause substantial and severe emotional distress.”
Jessie got a ration of shit on social media about the incident. She is upset that her grandma saw her hoo haa but most importantly, Jessie told The New York Post that her boyfriend dumped her after watching the show. “He never called me again after the show aired. I would have hoped we could have had a long-term relationship. He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that’s pretty much ideal.”
What do you do when you are embarrassed about your lady bits appearing on national TV? Well, apparently first you file a lawsuit asking for $10 million dollars in damages. Then you take your laptop with a copy of the episode to the offices of EW and others and show them your poontang just in case they missed it. This will ensure that everyone who DVRed the show and never got around to watching will be fast forwarding to take a peek at your chuckalina .
Would you find for the plaintiff in this situation or for the defendant?
Dating Naked airs Thursdays at 9 on VH1.
She wants $10,000,000? People in hell want ice water too. If one participates in a show called naked dating on national tv and shows their genitals to camera crew, directors, and other strangers without distress, they shouldn’t worry about the audience. I think she was dumped because she was stupid enough to participate in Naked Dating. VH1, get Sonia Morgan as a participant. She’ll gladly show her vagina with out being asked.
This boyfriend. I presume he’s her boyfriend post Naked Dating or before? She sounds stupid. I just saw that one. She busted her face into a tree zip lining and was complaining then that her date should have prevented it. She was a piece of work on the show and doesn’t surprise me one bit cause she is definitely a nutcase. I’m surprised she had a boyfriend at all, he must be blind and hard of hearing.
That wasn’t her having the meltdown after the ziplining thing. That was the blonde girl on the episode.
She’d been dating the perfect Jewish boyfriend for a month. It’s nobody from the show.
On Sat, Aug 23, 2014 at 3:28 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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A nice Jewish girl would not participate in Dating Naked. I’m sure Patti Stanger would agree with me.
I’m confused. So it’s not the girl in the video above on the Soup? It’s someone else? I’ve DVR’d them to watch later.
So she had a boyfriend yet went on Dating Naked? Ummm…ok. And she didn’t mind production/strangers seeing her vag but O M G, Granny might see it?! A lil ass backwards in the thinking department.
FYI Dating Naked Marathon on VH1 now.
I’d suggest a good book might serve you better then a Dating Naked marathon….. But I’m watching a Life With Latoya marathon….. so, pfffft
Naked and Afraid. Now THAT is entertaining. (IMO)
I’ve been watching it and giggling like a moron. Based on the pictures you posted Jesse, the girl who is suing, is not the same girl from “The Soup” clip. That particular girl, who blacked her eye while ziplining naked, had an epic meltdown during the final “ceremony”. She flipped off the cameras and said “Fuck VH1 and fuck this show.” She concluded her rant by saying they could all “suck her dick if she had one”. She was a sloppy trashy mess and I loved every minute of it.
That last part…Usually makes a show worth watching for me! LOL
Oh Tamara u kill me and I snorted my tea all over my lap top, that last paragraph is 24k blogging gold! maybe I could sue you for a new pc because I came here for a good laugh 😉
I have seen a few shows.
There was a Black cute guy who went on the date and is penis stayed hard during the entire date. The blackout shots were LOL and YUCK.
Who the hell would sign up to do this type of show?
A few times the couples have sex after their dates
I think you just answered your own question lol…
Poontang? ROFLMAO.
I haven’t heard that term in ages.Thanks for putting that back into my stream of consciousness.
Because I’m immature like that, I think this is a good thread to name your favorite euphemism that just may or may not get some of us banned into moderation hell.
I’ll start with…. punani
Beavor 🙂
Not related to the Beavor living in Joe Gorga’s house
When I was teaching in an inner city high school we had to do training with the Gang Task Force before every school year. On our list of “gang slang” was the term “nappy dugout”. It remains one of my favorite female genitalia references.
“Nappy DougOut” Bwahahahaha!
Ha! Listened to Phat Rabbit by Ludacris earlier and he mentioned Nappy Dugout.
LoL @ Punani!!
During Season 2 of American Horror Story:Asylum, one of the characters used the term ” mossy bank “. That is just weird.
Nursing school bed baths, I’ve washed you down as much as possible and I’ve washed you up as much as possible. Now you wash possible.
Cooter… I am in the south after all! 🙂
Vadge of Honor. It’s an honor if I let a man fuck my vag.
Fur burger and hair pie. Hated them both.
I have been having this mischievous grin splattered all over my face, and a naughty twinkle in my eye, for the past 5 minutes, debating as to whether I should give in….(hence my “other name”) :-/
So here goes…poontang, chuckalina, punani…..pundai (apparently root from punani) and puki. omg, my late father and poor mother must be rolling in their graves, shaking their heads at me…yikes. The devil made me do it!
Apparently, these are reality players that have already lost their shirts to bankruptcy (pants too).
Is the picture at the top of the page of the brunette Jewish girl who is suing not showing up for you?
So weird. ALL of your comments show up with a blue background except this one. WP must be loving you again.
The girl at the top of the post is the Jewish girl who is suing. The fucktard with the ziplining incident is NOT Jessie. However I believe that was the episode she was on as she appears to be the other girl in line at the final ceremony.
I have no idea how you could confuse the two.
Yes, somehow I missed the graphic at the top. Maybe I’d already scrolled down before the page fully loaded. My bad. 🙂 Wow, so it was the one who seemed normal. Even funnier.
I know, right? I thought for sure it would have been the virgin. Why would you want your first encounter with a real live penis to be naked on a national TV show.
On Sat, Aug 23, 2014 at 9:10 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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So, she had a Boyfriend at home? But was on a Reality TV Show named “Dating Naked”????? Hahahahaha!
I know , I know. I haven’t read a single comment yet. Found it hilarious though!
This chick will be perfect for “The Bachelor!”
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We call it a “Chicken Vajita” … I live in a house full of boys…
LOL OMG every time we have a family night at a Mexican restaurant I always refer to the fajitas as vajitas. I thought I was the only one who says that.
Ive heard cooter & bearded clam.
LoL Urethra …Chicken Vajita is hilarious! Most don’t even catch it…which makes it even better! In certain situations. ..like Family dinners, at say when ordering food at a Mexican Restaurant or around the house when outsider’s are around. My Mom is trying to get used to some of the crap that comes out of our mouths 🙂
Thank you, Tamara, for “chuckalina.” Far more creative than “hoo-ha,” less obvious than “punani/pundai” and other “poon-” type words 😀
Hoo hoo dilly for vagina and cha cha for penis. The guy puts his cha cha in the girls hoo hoo dilly. (Totally stolen from Southpark.) Thanks for this Tamara. Hilarious. I find for the Defendant.
If the show promised her particularly in writing that her lady bits would not be viewable at anytime to the tv audience, that’s pretty much breach of contract IMO. HOWEVER, bitch deserves $10 mil like I deserve the title of Miss America. I’d say $10,000 tops. Now if there was no such mention in a contract that her hoo ha wouldn’t make its tv debut along with the fame wh*re it’s attached to then homegirl is SOL and to that I say AHAHAHA!
If her boyfriend was so amazing, why did she go on the show in the first place?
The show was filmed MONTHS AGO. The boyfriend was someone she had been dating for a month.
On Sun, Aug 24, 2014 at 11:03 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I will have to add “Chuckalina” to the group! I like that one!! Some great one’s on here…I can’t give the kid’s too much ammo!
chuckalina aka chucky are terms that Teresa Giudice and Dina came up with when they were young.
On Sun, Aug 24, 2014 at 11:17 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I wonder whose job it was to spend all day blurring out penises and vaginas from every frame.
I hope the judge tells her that her chuckelina shot was worth only $45.00 and sends her on her way.
Well if in the contract they promised to blur private parts, she should win. If not well then no.
I watched that episode. I was stunned that they showed that lady’s butt-hole. There it was. For her first date with this stranger, she wrestles him (naked) on a beach? Ten million? No. She will get something though. I don’t recall seeing her coochie?
Unfortunately, it was right there…right under her butthole.
You mean people dont get naked on their first date and wrestle while cameramen film them?
I don’t understnad why pepole are so embarrassed and ashamed by nudity and the human body! We are made that way. Naturally and there is nothing to be ashamed or embarassed about! So SILLY!
I doubt this girl is ashamed of her naked body, otherwise she would not go on a show called, “Dating Naked.” The point I’m getting from this lawsuit is not that this girl is ashamed, but rather she’s stupid and greedy. I agree , with you that the nude body can be a work of art. But not necessarily ALL nude bodies. For instance, seeing Phaedra in that number TT posted the other day gave me nightmares. Still finding for the Defendant.