Such an exciting show ahead of us tonight! The end of the double HOH and the return of an evicted houseguest. I’m so excited! Wow, Julie looks like she has had some work done.
Victoria is mean toward Zach in DR. I thought she was such a nice girl! Oh I forgot, Zach has treated her like a bitch all summer. Donnie is going gray in the house. Donnie promises Zach his vote. I hope he gives it to him even though it will just be one vote. That way if he comes back in the house he might work with Donnie.
Victoria has devised a plan to get back at Zach. He has been wearing her pink hat all season while saying vile things to her. He just kept wearing it every day. Because it is her property Victoria can destroy it (you can’t destroy other people’s property) so she is cutting it up. You go Victoria. That was your boldest game move yet. You show the guy going out the door who is boss. LOL Victoria says this is the most satisfying thing I have done all summer. So funny.
Donny tries to pull in Christine. Donny says, “I know if I was in a big alliance and I stuck with that alliance all summer and I was the first person to leave, I would feel stupid.” But later Christine just laid in bed with Cody and the mocked Donny. Christine doesn’t deserve your wisdom, Donny. Christine’s DR about thinking she is playing for fifth was totally scripted. She literally spent hours laughing about Donny’s advice with everyone who would listen.
Why are the houseguests dressed up? They have been building something for days for an endurance comp. OMG! What if the comp is ONLY for the evicted houseguests and that houseguest will be the new HOH? It would make great TV for Zach to come back in. I was thinking it would be something for everyone, I don’t know why. This makes the most sense.
Julie shows some scenes from the in the dark battle of the block. She asks Caleb what went wrong. I wonder if she will ask Christine why she was giving bones to the other team? She does ask Christine what went wrong for her. Both morons just muttered about how it was dark in there. She tells them that the double HOH twist is over and they are all happy about it.
During the plead for you life section of the voting ceremony Frankie says, “I say I hate all you guys that’s not the case. I strongly dislike all of you and I hate one of you. You all suck. I might not be walking out of here with $500K but I’m leaving a winner. He wants all of us to follow him on Instagram. and Twitter. He tells Julie he will see her shortly.
Crap Donny voted to evict Zach. It’s unanimous. Before Julie could even announce the winner. Zach stood up on the table and threw skittles at all the other houseguests out of a plastic bag. The houseguests heard the audience laughing. Zach grabbed his bag and left without hugging anyone. He left the house to HUGE screams from the crowd. The hamsters heard that too. They know Zach is a fan favorite. Then they said they would see him in the back yard in ten minutes so they know they are not competing.
Zach brings Julie a flower he stole from somewhere. Julie asks who the person he hates in the house was and he says Victoria. She stole “his” hat. He says it was not just the hat. It was a laundry list of things. Zach still loves Frankie. Julie basically asks if he is an asshole in the outside world. He said no. He says that his strategy was if everyone hated him and he seemed like he wanted to go home, no one would give him the satisfaction. Julie says Zankie was the greatest showmance this show has ever seen. Then she sort of asks about the gay stuff, which was, let’s face it, everything. He says it was a great friend. Zach is going to be so disappointed for saying all of these nice things about Frankie when he finds out what a jerk he is outside the house and in.
OMG the goodbye messages were awesome. Christine said he was nothing but a big crybaby and she is tired of baby sitting him. Donny was very nice. Frankie gave a fantastic jury speech to insure his vote. And then Victoria told him not to let the door hit him on the way out and oh, by the way, look what I have and then she shows him the shredded hat. He is furious. VICTORIA WINS! Um, unless he comes back in. Zach was very polite and said that he won the day he walked in the door. But he already knows he is coming back in. I would withhold giving him credit for maturity until his second eviction.
OOOH JURY HOUSE! Jocasta asks who put him up and he said Caleb, and it was a mental competition! (well sort of) And they both cracked up laughing. Then they got to watch Donny win veto. Hayden says, “I have no idea how Donny won this? It blows my mind.” Jocasta says, “It must have been Jesus. ”
I just got up to see if there was a lot of wind throwing branches on my roof. There is not. The TV is paused and there is something BIG in the mother fucking attic. I don’t even have a drink to get me through this!
Hayden is going after Derrick if he goes back in. She tells them that Frankie Ariana Grande’s brother. I am freaking out y’all I don’t know if I can stay in this house tonight. Nicole wants to go back in and kick Christine out. Christine and Hayden make out.
Julie pretends that the houseguests don’t know what is going on. The four evicted houseguests came back in the front door. All the other houseguests were looking out the sliding glass door trying to see them. Donny getting to see Jocasta will perk him right up.
The game is super easy. There are four lanes, one each at ninety degrees around spinning dish. There will be seven rounds. Each round the slide a disk down their lane onto the spinning disk. There is a gate at the end that closes after five seconds. The person with the most disks on the wheel at the end wins. Wow this game was much more exciting than it sounds with no disks falling off at first, and Jocasta taking the lead mid game and then a surprise win by Nicole!
Oh Crap Les Moonves does the ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE and then challenges Julie to do it live on Big Brother. And she does. She challenges all the houseguests who have ever played to do the same.
Now if you will excuse me I am heading out in search of alcohol.