The Battle of the Block competition is over and Donny knows that Christine was in on a plan for him to lose veto. Donny is the only person in the house who is on to Derrick. Donny is the only person in the house that pretty much understands where everyone is in the house. Donny tries to help Zach and tells him to win the veto. Zach and Frankie agree that Derrick wins in a final two with anyone.
Team America’s task is to steal an item of clothing from everyone. They took Derrick’s boots instead of the bunny slippers, I guess because the bunny slippers are Amber’s.
During the Veto player drawing, Donny says he wants to win veto and take some color coated candy and use it to see if he should use it or not. That would be so awesome if he did that at the ceremony with a little speech where he says, “Well you guys have decided that the fate of everyone should be determined by a random candy draw, so if this her red candy is drawn, I will not use the veto, but if this her green one is, I will. Sounds fair right? Except I drew this morning when y’all were all sleeping and I pulled the red one. So the nominations will stay the same. Sorry guys, don’t blame me, blame the skittles.”
Zingbot comes in and says to Donny “I love your beard! But I wish it didn’t cover your handsome face!” Um WTF? Why is Zingbot being nice? Everyone is confused. Then Kathy Griffin walks in and the hamsters go wild. Frankie is losing his mind. Kathy says she needs to show Zingbot how it is done. Kathy says:
Caleb, you and Amber have something in common. You think she is drop dead gorgeous, and she wants you to drop dead. ZING!
Christine, there is a belief that glasses make people look smarter. Thanks for disproving that.ZING!
Victoria, I would ZING you but I am only supposed to ZING people that are actually playing the game. ZING!
What do you call someone who’s not afraid to cry, wears pink and cuddles with men? You call them Zach. ZING!
Zach looks like he is about to cry Kathy slowly walks over to him and says, “Zing Motherfucker, Zing” and he cracks up.
Kathy says they have to reboot Zingbot so they need to get dressed and to the backyard. Christine says, “OMG, she is so good!” Yet she spent the last two days on the live feeds saying she doesn’t like Kathy Griffin and wished it would have been someone she liked. She’s such a cuntsicle.
The veto comp is a circuit board competition. Donny should be good at this. Donny and Frankie are neck and neck. Victoria can’t get her first board done. Kathy says Victoria is a dim bulb. Cody’s bulb is not much brighter than Victoria. Donny hits a rough patch and Caleb and Frankie are headed for the finish line and Frankie wins.
After the comp, Zingbot is back to his old self. Ut oh. Here it comes.
Frankie, that’s a nice tan! But I’m surprised you get any sun at all, considering how much time you spend in your sister’s shadow. ZING!
This is a house of good looking dudes. There’s not an unattractive man in the house, oh wait, I didn’t see you there, Derrick. ZING!
Donny, your look is very Duck Dynasty, too bad your social game is more like Suck Dynasty. ZING!
Cody you’re such a nice guy, you haven’t made any enemies this summer except for maybe Christine’s husband! ZING!
Zach gets accused of being the saboteur! And that seals his fate. Caleb is starting to come unhinged. He gets really aggressive with Zach and the other night he was going at it with Cody calling him a city boy and a slut and I don’t think they were kidding with each other. Caleb also knows that the detonaters are an alliance within the bomb squad and he is not in it.
Caleb and Cody find the stash of clothes and the whole house goes nuts. Zach says it wasn’t him and no one believes him. Poor Zach.
At the veto meeting Frankie takes down Caleb and puts up Zach next to Cody. Frankie does a little rap which ends with “Zach if you would be go have a seat, It’s time for you and Julie Chen to finally meet.”
Derrick once again got exactly what he wanted and no one has any idea. Zach is hurt.