Wow, Eddie’s acting is improving. See that Hollywood? He is the next Neil Patrick Harris! He can play a believable straight man even though we all know.. that acting is hard. Tamra’s talking head victim, really? I can’t. Can I just zip through to the end when everything happens? OMG Tamra did fly home by herself, according to her, which no one can believe and there is no evidence of.
Shannon has decided to start going to bed with her husband and it has been a great thing for their relationship. Shannon’s husband David is pretty hot. And rich. He tells Shannon he will apologize to Heather and Terry.
Heather is conspiring with Tamra against Shannon on the phone. Tamra is a cunt satchel and Heather just undid everything I started to like about her again in Bali in one bitchy phone conversation.
I really don’t understand guys obsessing over their inch hair. Men with practically shaved heads will obsess. Men with nearly two inches will spend three hours making the bed head look appear just right.
Vicki’s Bali themed dinner party looks awesome! Brooks is there. I just can’t get on the Brooks hate train. I think Brooks is perfect for Vicki. Vicki wants someone to come in and dominate her when she gets home and tell her she is pretty after being the HBIC at work all day. Brooks wants someone with money who will do as she is told. I don’t see the problem there.
Anyway at the party, David immediately apologizes for his drunken comments at their ground breaking party in front of everyone. I am believe in apologizing in public when the transgression occurs in public. It was a classy move but Heather looks away in disgust. Really Heather? I so hope that was in the script because you keep on disappointing. Ah, they include Eddies comment of “Show us how you ride Terry!” Really? Drunk males doing tequila shots on a hot day get no forgiveness from the PC police these days? Lighten up Francis. BTW, Eddie got a pass but the Beadors they want to take down do not? Here Terry admits he had no idea anything was said and blames production. Heather would not even look at David. Even Vicki said they were assholes in her talking head.
I can’t even get Heather this season. She is talking to Vicki about Shannon again. Shannon says she is happy with what happened and everyone has made amends… AND THEN….production lets Tamra and Eddie in. Lizzie says in her talking head, she plans to stay far away from Tamra. Dinner looks amazing the guys are sort of spoilsports about their headwear gifts.
Tamra and Brooks have a scene. Let me just say right now that Brooks needs to be paid for these appearances. They always dog him in every single one. But this time Tamra is looking for a life boat and I’m guessing she thinks Brooks is it. I doubt that very seriously. Tamra’s entire eyes are black. She looks like a raccoon. Seriously. People pay for this makeup? Ah it all makes sense now. I have the feeling that my drunken spy said SEASON when she meant EPISODE. Some weird conversation occurs where Tamra and Brooks makeup. Tamra gave everyone dick presents.
Tamra goes in on the Marry, Shag, Kill thing. Lizzie says she said her husband wanted to marry her. Christian steps up for Lizzie. In here talking head Tamra says “Listen Kentucky Fried Tiities, my husband would never want you.” Which she know for sure..because, GAY. See this is why I think a gay husband is the way to go. What? I’m just saying they are sweet and take good care of you and because, vibrators. I am too tipsy to deal with another half hour labor intensive hour of this shit.
Heather continues to berate Shannon. Terry is making shit up out of no where. He goes in on David for not reason. Then he insults David for being “a construction guy.” My man Christian raises his hand to say,”I’m a construction guy!” Terry is SOFA KING jealous of the Beadors it is CRAZY. He’s a plastic surgeon and David is a “construction guy”! How can they live in a better house? Let’s build a new one! What a jack off.
My favorite husband, Christian actually leaves the table. Lizzie should have gone with him but perhaps her contract doesn’t allow it. Terry has said publically that he had no idea what was said but he continues on his mission to “take the Beadors down.” Shannon says that she is grateful for her Bali trip. She feels refreshed. Heather is a cunt. Heather is a cunt. Terry is the full on cunt satchel with all the added features and straps.
Shannon and David are doing great and have decided to downsize. Their house is on the market for $13.5 million.
Lizzie and Christian want another baby. They plan to start after her next birthday. Which better be good.
Heather’s new house to one up Shannon will take a bout a year to complete.
Tamra is having a breakdown over the Simon situation. Simon wants full custody of his kids and quite frankly…. He seems the lessor of two evils. Ryan and Sarah ride off away from Tamra. Sarah is knocked up so the wedding is postponed.
Vicki is having a breakdown because her kid moved to Oklahoma. And although the show doesn’t tell it, the kid is having a rough time and Vicki is flying out there a lot. It looks like she will move in with Brooks next season. Hmmm Maybe my exclusive source was right. AGAIN.