On WWHL Nene texts Kim to tell her she has the same dress that Kim is wearing on the show. Andy points out that Kim now has two giant watermelons on her chest and comments on her new boobs. Kim says he will have to watch the show. Um, no, no we won’t Einstein. You have like triple Gs on your chest. It’s not a secret. Andy also points out that Kim has a whole lot of spray tan going on.
KIM IS DRINKING OUT OF A RED SOLO CUP ON WWHL WHERE THERE IS AMPLE BARWARE AVAILABLE. I am convinced she is doing this just to drive me over the fucking edge. Andy points out the faux pas, but Kim stubbornly maintains her right to be a redneck.
The Shady Shegull asks her the weirdest place she has had sex? Kim says anywhere and everywhere. Shady Shegull asks which RHOA has the worst wardrobe? She says Kandi.
Kim is asked about her parents and she says she has not and will not be speaking to them. She seems frustrated and sad to be asked every time she comes.
Andy is now selling shotskis on Shop By Bravo. Good Grief.
On to Don’t Be Tardy…
Ariana is boy crazy and in love with Justin Bieber.
Brielle has decided to try out for cheerleading in her senior year with no experience. This is not just storyline but completely ridiculous storyline. If you are living in the south and want to cheer, you start taking lessons in elementary school. Ariana is 12 and has been taking lessons for three years. Even she is a bit behind schedule to make Varsity her freshman year. The nanny can do a spilt. Oh it is a product placement deal for a gymnastics business. A trade out for Arianna’s gym lessons.
The Christmas tree is still up. This show is funny and easy to watch. A refreshing break from all the drama. Jen’s pregnancy questions are so funny.
Now the free chiropractor promotional scenes. Brielle has dropped out of cheerleading because she did not get a physical in time. So now Brielle owes Kroy 1,000 hours of work. Brielle refers to her mother as Kim. I have an issue with that.
I just can’t enjoy her, knowing her immorality even around those girls. He’s the next to go bankrupt with her spending,
And who hangs huge pictures of herself over the fireplace? Narcissistic much?
Yet you flew directly to this post and made the first two comments. Out of all the possible topics on the front page, this one drew your attention.
On Sun, Aug 17, 2014 at 5:23 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh go on somewhere with that morality bullshit.
I like watching this show! It’s a nice change from the usual stupid arguments on the Housewives. Kim seems to have settled down, I think Kroy is a great Dad and watching them with the kids is fun. People comment on Kim’s past behavior, how she spends money and how stupid Kroy is. I believe Kroy is smart enough to know his NFL career won’t last forever and is banking his money but allows Kim to spend the Bravo paychecks pretty much like she wants. Kim can still be annoying, the huge boobs and long wigs are too much and her language in front of the kids is wrong in my opinion but she isn’t the worst housewife by far. Many people may disagree but this show at just a half hour is fun!
I find Kim funny, and I once thought Kroy was a cute guy. However, he seems to have perpetual mouth full of chewing tobacco this season and looks like a sad dog most of the time. Definitely not attractive. I do agree that even though he makes a couple of million a year, they are living really large. I hope he’s got a savings account somewhere.
They really aren’t that beautiful home is well outside of Atlanta and was picked up for a steal. It’s all well within their budget/income. Kim likes to put on an extravagant front on camera, but in reality, she’s pretty smart with her money. She owned her own condo coming into the marriage and so did Kroy. Kroy is good with money management as well. They will be fine.
Hell, in addition to being paid to be on the show, they also managed to get free GYN care, Free gymnastics training for Ariana and free chiropractic care for the whole family. Kim knows how the game is played.
On Sun, Aug 17, 2014 at 6:56 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I love this site for this reason. Whether you like someone on a show or not, you lay out the fact and don’t allow people to speak out of turn. Maybe I’m old school, but I’m so sick of the negative commenters on all these blogs. If you don’t like the show, don’t watch it. Seems like a pretty outrageous concept, I know! Thanks for a great blog!
I wasn’t worried for them, but they do spend. Watching her drop thousands on scratch off tickets made me want to scream. That is a complete waste of money. And if she is online gambling, she’s probably dropping a whole lot more than that. I wouldn’t call that smart. Wasn’t there an article recently that they were delinquent on a tax bill for their house? Yes, oversights can happen, but risking foreclosure over a couple of grand isn’t smart living.
TT,
any idea what they paid for the house? They seem to have put a fortune into it with the finishing touches, but I am curious to what they paid.
I agree that chewing tobacco is gross! And mouth cancer at an early age will be grosser. (Plus who wants to kiss that?)
I am glad I am not the only one who likes the light tone of this show. It’s refreshing. I wish them well, just like their cousins in Macon, June and Sugarbear. 🙂
Ms Tam, you are an amazing Blogger. I was recently introduced to your comments and believe me, I am hooked. Your facts are straight, concise and a I thank you for putting the truth out as it unfolds. I’m presently waiting for Kandi and Todd next big production to feature, The Real Lies of a Housewife starring, the Southern a Belle. I’m sure, Ms Southern Belle will allow her bestie, Kandi exclusive rights to tell the Real Truth of Deception,Defeat, and a Decade of Mass Manipulations. My prayers are extended to Ms Stanton and her family during this time.
TT is awesome! She is a straight-shooter, and has no patience for stupidity.
” I am convinced she is doing this just to drive me over the fucking edge.”
Been reading a while, have to say it is lines like this one (plus your dead on 007 intel) that make this blog awesome:) Gratzia!
Kroy seems to LOVE kim and his and her kids. That is the most important thing.
Kim was always a nice person. Is she perfect? NO but she has the sense to run away from RHOA.
Sad, but Kandi has NO fashion sense even though she is my favorite
I found Brielle’s ref to her mom by her name a bit odd as well.
Ironically, I grew up calling my mom AND dad by their first names but it always sounds odd and a bit disrespectful when I hear others do it.
I have my own theories but, I often wonder how my bros, sis and I got away with it as my mom put the fear of God in us in every other regard. Lol. We were the best kids in the neighborhood.
So, I’m certainly not judging but it sure sounds funny when others do it. Weird right?
I love this show. I needed the break from the stress of the RH crap. I have been sick all year and wonder how much of the negativity from those shows was aggravating my illnesses. So I stopped watching RHOC, RHONY and RHONJ and am watching things that make me laugh.
Mostly I love reading the blogs and adore Tamara. She gives me all the tea and I don’t have to stand in the kitchen and make it or serve it.
Love you T.
Hugs,
Jen
Thank you for the bit of positive. I love your blog, but I feel like commenters are spitting watermelon seeds at each other with their back and forth negative comments
Real or not, this show makes me laugh.! could watch an entire show of Kim and Jen. I don’t need the shaving your hooha. I was fine with the hairy legs, but see the first sentence about making me laugh.
If Kim has triple Gs, remember the exercise room scene where Kim said that she was going to get her boobs smaller. I’m guessing when Kroy said you can never be big enough that included boobs.
I had a teenager go out for drill team and volleyball her senior year, so Brielle’s cheerleading storyline was believable to me. Even if it wasn’t , who couldn’t laugh at Ariana’s facial expressions as Brielle was explaining how easy this was going to be or “What’s a neuron? Isn’t it an organ? No, It’s a jump, so show me a neuron jump!” Plus who hasn’t had a parent embarrass them when they attended a practice or event?
On WWHL, I was surprised when Kim said that Kandi had the worst wardrobe since they both use the same stylist, and she was at the show with Kim.
Thank you, thank you, Tamara for starting my day out with some levity. Your breakdown of Parks vs. Stanton is riveting, but this was a great way to start out a Monday.
I like this show as well. Kim is funny & entertaining, even if she’s made stupid choices in her life. It is, dare I say, inspirational to see someone go from being such a hot mess in their love life to having a great guy who loves his wife & kids. They’ve made a nice family for themselves, which is more than I can say for most of those reality stars.