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David Tutera’s Celebrations: JWoww Throws A Surprise Birthday For Roger

August 14, 2014 by tamaratattles 18 Comments

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Well, the good news is that JWoww’s tacky demands are not for a wedding but for a surprise birthday party for Roger. That makes me feel slightly better.  David is not thrilled with JWoww as a client or having to go to New Jersey.

Jwoww already seems like a bitch. She want’s drag queens and strippers and elephants, something about people with bologna on their private parts. Naked sushi. A motorcycle. This shit is too stupid to recap. I will try to tough it out but I am not making any promises.

This is the biggest scripted mess I have ever seen. Jwoww has a jersey stylist that is hideous. Jwoww looks hideous. I can’t explain the dress in words. It’ just horrible.

The party was a success. The end. Sorry. I may stop recapping this mess. I think Taylor was the only one we really wanted to see anyway.

 

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  1. Cat says

    August 14, 2014 at 6:57 pm

    I agree. I like David, but don’t like this show. The standards are much, much lower. He gives in too easily. And his assistant is a bitch, always telling HIM what to do.

    I remember watching this episode, but think I fell asleep. I couldn’t tell you if she got everything she asked for.

    Or maybe I’m just coming down with Phaedraitis.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 14, 2014 at 7:53 pm

      I kept dosing off an fell asleep as soon as I posted it. Lately if I wait too long to eat, and then eat, it’s like I took a had full of sleeping pills. ​

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    • fivecatsownme says

      August 14, 2014 at 9:25 pm

      I fast forwarded through the program. I liked David when he helps real brides, mot these bravolebraties. Ugh. Scratch this one off the list, though I must confess I wanted to see the balogna garnished strippers on the elephants. If J-WOWW had any any class, she would have garnished those strippers with prosciutto or Alpharetta.

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      • SweetT says

        August 15, 2014 at 11:14 am

        Prosciutto. Hilarious.

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  2. Sara says

    August 14, 2014 at 8:15 pm

    I stuck through two episodes and I’m done. This was just too much fuckwittery for even me.

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    • Never Been Jaxed says

      August 14, 2014 at 8:45 pm

      What a great word “fuckwittery”… I MUST borrow that one !

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  3. Never Been Jaxed says

    August 14, 2014 at 8:42 pm

    I watched it. Watched the one with Taylor too. Taylor’s was better only because the decorations for Taylor’s wedding were so pretty. The JWow one was just cringeworthy. David is better than this. I won’t be watching any more. These pseudo-celebs and their warped sense of entitlement is just too much.

    Another 30 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

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  4. momadison says

    August 14, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    Is David only casting from Couples Therapy?

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  5. Jen says

    August 14, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    Wtf…balogna on strippers. Bahahaha. JWow is right! As in wtf is this Woman thinking? Lmao!

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      August 14, 2014 at 10:18 pm

      I will probably recap the Tanisha one… Banjo woke me up super early this morning. I took a brief sojourn into the world and just had to fall out and take a nap. ​

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  6. Angel says

    August 15, 2014 at 4:02 am

    It seems like ever since David spent money to have the new house and a baby, he whores himself out to any kind of reality show. He is no Colin Cowie or Preston Bailey.

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  7. DJ says

    August 15, 2014 at 7:09 am

    This Jwoww is one of the biggest famewhores alive. I give her kudos keeping her 15 minutes alive… however insipid the show, give her a buck, and she’ll do it.

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  8. khintx says

    August 15, 2014 at 8:14 am

    What an awful show. I loved watching his brides ones without celebrities. He did beautiful venues and always made the bride feel beautiful. I dont watch wedding/wedding dresses shows but I liked his. This celeb show is awful. Just awful. kh

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  9. gerly1 says

    August 15, 2014 at 9:54 am

    I caught about 15 minutes of this one. That was enough for me, I haven’t seen the Taylor one either, and I don’t think I’ll be watching it. I like David, but this show is just stupid and scripted. I liked when he helped out the brides that couldn’t afford the wedding of their dreams. I don’t remember what it was called, but it was usually really good to watch. Thanks for taking one for the team TT.

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  10. PJ (@iampjcurtis) says

    August 15, 2014 at 1:09 pm

    I didn’t watch it and I probably won’t. I’m just glad that it was a bachelor party. When I was seeing the commercials about strippers and naked sushi for some reason I thought she was planning a baby shower.

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  11. gerly1 says

    August 16, 2014 at 9:44 am

    I got sucked into the one last night about Little Kim’s baby shower….What a hot mess that was. I had no idea she was such a diva. Never been a fan of hers,but if I had been I don’t think I would be today.

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  12. Amy says

    August 17, 2014 at 10:58 am

    I’ve heard nothing but nice things about JWoww around Vegas. She is apparently VERY sweet. I did serve PaulyD once and he was very nice and charming. Say what you will but I liked him and he was definitely one of the classiest celebrities I’ve served.

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  13. joeyr says

    August 22, 2014 at 4:08 pm

    I think Jwoww and all the people David has been helping are the most classless, vulgar, gross people I have ever seen. If I had my own successful business I would tell them go find someone that will do your trashy parties. Why do all these celebrities think the world owes them something. None if you are that great.

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