Well, it’s eviction night and as usual the idiot girls in the house continue to send each other out the door leaving most of the original bomb squad now know as the detonators to cannibalize each other in the end. The boys come up to sort of congratulate dumbass Christine but that quickly devolves into a homoerotic encounter between Frankie, Cody and Caleb.
OMG! I have not seen this scene of Donny who gets teary-eyed telling Zach he has been alone in the house the whole time. All he gets to do is watch the guys play pool and he is left out of all the conversations. Donny cries and wonders why none of the guys like him.
Nicole is crying about being put up on the block. I like Nicole but her crying about being put up on the block doesn’t pull my heartstrings like Donny crying because he is lonely. #GodDamnAllergies.
Nicole and Victoria discuss Christine’s slut pig behavior as production shows us a montage of her canoodling, petting, and pawing all over Cody. It’s gross. And wrong. Actually, I typed that before I finished watching. They actually just showed one tame shot.
Christine, Frankie, and Caleb got to go to the Dallas Cowboy Training Camp. Christine talked about it being hell because someone was a total diva and making demands and acting like he was a celebrity. I think she was talking about Caleb. Caleb said he was not impressed by any of the players when he came back. He says plenty of NFL players numbers in his cell phone.Then again, it could have been Frankie.
Julie asked Victoria was the most surprising thing that happened this week. The answer she was going for was the Arianna Grande reveal. Victoria just talked about herself and how emotional she was this week. Zach says he made up with Frankie.
Time for the vote. Or the part where all the lemmings vote the way Derrick wants. I hate that goddamn gator shirt so much. All six votes are to evict Nicole.
And we are still going to do the double head of household routine. I would give anything for a Donny and Victoria HOH. My second choice would be Donny and Zach. Actually Donny and Zach might be the best choice. Whoever draws the first egg will put Victoria on the block and likely stay HOH regardless.
Nicole got a lot of cheers. She was really worried about being booed. All of her goodbye messages were nice. Before they played she said she is really only interested in staying friends with Donny. I really hope Donny wins America’s favorite player. I hope you will all vote for him.
Sidenote: Whenever I see Duke’s Mayonnaise commercials, I feel a little bit more sorry for Yankees than usual. I should start a kickstarter to send a Yankee a jar of Dukes.
How the hell did I miss the Zombies in the house! That’s too funny. There was a Zombie Apocalypse! This bodes well for Donny because it will be a memory comp based on the Zombie messages. Let’s go Donny and Zach!
Dammit. Derrick and Frankie won. And to make matters worse Rachel Riley is going to weigh in. Rachel is pissed that the girls not getting it together. Rachel looks great but sounds as obnoxious as ever. ZINGBOT enters the house next Wednesday and on Sunday the first four houseguests compete and one will return. Then next Battle of the Block is the last one!
Do y’all think Derrick wanted to win tonight?