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BB16 Wednesday Night Recap: Who The Fuck Is Ariana Grande?

August 13, 2014 by tamaratattles 20 Comments

BB16 Witch Christine EarthDog
Chop by the fabulous EarthDog @sucks

When we pick up on tonight’s show, Frankie has just won the power of veto despite Caleb’s refusal to help him. As it turns out the game was probably easier with one person pulling the chains rather than two knuckleheads having to work together. Much speculation on the Internet exists about this being just one more way that production keeps Frankie in the game. Frankie says in his DR the only card he has left to play to get everyone back on Team Frankie is the Arianna Grande card. Oh, Frankie, how America hates you.

Nicole has the most annoying voice in the world. She really needs to get some speech therapy. She needs breathing lessons.

Zach and Frankie have a huge lovers battle. Frankie admits to the boys that he told Christine and Nicole to put up Zach, Derrick, Cody and Caleb. I feel like we have already seen this on TV but I guess it was just on the feeds.  Derrick suggests they take the situation private. The boys except for Donny go into the fire room.  Frankie tells everyone he is a “social media mogul.” Here is how Investopedia defines ‘mogul’ “An individual who has been very successful in business and has become very wealthy as a result. Mark Zuckerberg became a mogul when his social-media creation, Facebook, became tremendously popular. ” If Frankie Grande is a social media mogul than I need to go have some business cards printed up that say, “Tamara Tattles, social media mogul.” In fact, I am putting that on my list of things to make and do right now.  In other news Rob Cesterino (sp?)  said on his podcast that Justin Bieber tweeted “Who is Frankie Grande?” and then later took it down. Probably after Arianna explained it to him.  Frankie is way over playing his hand. And stupidly over exaggerating his “celebrity.” He is not famous, his sister is.  And if he really does have open access to Arianna’s LA digs, why does he shack up with Lea Black at her house in LA?

I love that most of the people in the house do not know who Arianna Grande is. Caleb’s reaction is to say he would kick Frankie right in his balls if he were not in this house. Atta boy, Caleb. Let the true colors shine. Unfortunately, after Caleb has time to reflect on Frankie and his friend Justin Bieber, Caleb has been sucking Frankie cock ever since hoping for a record deal. So it worked on Caleb, Frankie. Good game. BB16 Frankie Frustrated

Frankie then plays the fake charity card. He is not a representative for Buildon he has apparently done a mission with them, which is commendable.

Frankie goes and tells the girls and they are fan girling out. Nicole says,” You’re fricking famous!”  Frankie says” I KNOW!”  Christine really doesn’t care. Did Victoria just say that Frankie is using Arianna as an “escape goat” in her DR? LOLOLOL

Zach has perhaps the most dramatic DR ever in BB history with crying and screaming about production about how he is wasting his time because Frankie is going to win. I wonder if this was filmed when Zach was bitching about DR making him say the same shit over and over?

We have a montage of Derrick befriending Victoria for the good of his game. Victoria cries all the time.  Derrick admits in his DR he has final two deals with both Victoria and Cody. He SAYS in DR he will take Cody to the end but if he is not there he will take Victoria. Make no mistake both Derrick and Hayden were grooming Victoria to be their final two goat. And both of them are really exhausted by the amount of work involved. If Hayden comes back and Derrick leaves, Hayden will take over in the laborious efforts of dragging Victoria’s clueless behind to the end.

Time for Veto Comp Christine picks Derrick. Zach picks Caleb. Donny picks Nicole. Victoria is the host. She is a hula girl. It’s a Hawaiian themed comp. It’s OTEV!!!! OTEV is a penguin. Gilbert Godfrey is the voice of OTEV, The Pissed Off Penguin and this is officially the best Big Brother competition ever!  We all know how this works. OTEV gives a clue and you have to go find the name of the person’s cocktail drink  the clue refers to. The last person up the chute will be eliminated. This is like OTEV and Zingbot all in one. I’m loving it even though I know the sad outcome. The set is really spectacular!

The placards with the houseguests names have to be scratched off like lotto tickets to see the name on them. Zach is smartly stacking his up next to a tree while the others throw theirs right back in the water… #Foreshadowing  Donny was out first. LOL GG makes fun of Jocasta’s bow ties and says,  “What are you waiting for? Bring me that fucking drink!” Everyone is shocked and Zach shouts out “My brother watches this show!”  Nicole is out next. OTEV calls Devin a muscular tool, who left there a fool.  Caleb in his DR was fed a line to say he thought of himself for a minute but he’s not a tool. Oh production, I love when you make people say things to make the folks look even worse. Then the Zach in his DR says Devin comes up out of no where.  When clearly we can see the stash of choices Zach has placed by his tree. I hate Zach a little bit less for that, and the fact he has to wear a Hawaiian shirt instead of that nasty Gator gear. Christine is out. Then Derrick leaving only  Zach and Caleb. Zach tries to convince to throw it. Caleb in DR says not happening. It’s really not necessary as long as Zach has a Amber drink in his stash. And he does. Zach wins. This editing is crazy because Zach admitted to having a stash after the comp. But to have BB tell us, he is scrambling as they continue to show us footage from the first round. This leads me to believe that they told Zach to stash cards so he would win.

Donny says now his fate is in what OTEV called, “Those morons hands.” Not looking good for Donny.

Frankie and Zach have makeup sex. But in the DR, Zach says he faked his orgasm.

Photochop by Frax
Photochop by Frax

Zach tells Victoria about the detonators. He is pissed at Derrick for trying to get him out. Victoria is devastated over Derrick having an alliance with other people. Because Victoria is an idiot.  Zach regrets telling Victoria because she is losing her shit.  Zach tells Derrick that NICOLE told Victoria about the detonators. Derrick is pissed and wants to “get to the bottom” of this.  Derrick calls Nicole and Victoria into the HOH to confront them both. Derrick knows that Zach is the one who told Victoria. He is lying his ass off. OOOH HOUSE MEETING.  Zach admits he set Nicole up. I really need to go watch this in real-time because TRHO who obviously hates police officers in general and Derrick in particular told me there was a house meeting where MY BOY Derrick belittled the girls and acted like a giant asshole and I am going to need to see that happen. And thanks to @diamondjuly77 I have the flashback time. of  Aug. 11 Cam 2:46 am.  Don’t step to my boy, TRho,  unless you want me to come for you! (PS click the links and give these two ladies some follows.)  Derrick handled everything perfectly.

Next up, Derrick orchestrates Nicole going up. Caleb decides to lie to Christine saying that Nicole would backdoor her. Derrick didn’t even have to try. Caleb lies to Christine. And Christine puts Nicole up. In the DR Christine calls Nicole her best friend in the house. With friends like Christine who needs enemies? I fucking HATE Christine. And Trho.

At the veto ceremony, Christine says she is going to take the knife out of her back and return it to its owner knowing it can’t be used again and nominates Nicole. OH HOW I HOPE LIKE HELL NICOLE RETURNS AND GETS RID OF CHRISTINE!

Nicole and her whiny voice begins a day or so of non-stop crying…

Tomorrow: SPOILER ALERT Nicole is going home.

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  1. tobaccorhoda says

    August 13, 2014 at 10:03 pm

    I do not hate cops, as my posts defending them in the racist thread attest. I just hate Derrick. If you are stoopid enough to accept the sanitized CBS version of that encounter, then well, you know better

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  2. Cat says

    August 13, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    Thanks for the spoiler. I was worried about Donny. I guess I’m more into this show than I thought.

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  3. theREALHWOFNJ says

    August 13, 2014 at 10:37 pm

    Frankie is an idiot. Years ago they did a Survivor with an all returning players cast. What did they do first? Got fucking rid of the ones who had already won the million dollars. Now they will think he does not need that money at all. Someone should explain the difference between social media mogul and social media whore to him.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 13, 2014 at 11:18 pm

      ​BUT I AM A SOCIAL MEDIA MOGUL RIGHT? I mean I get one dollar for every thousand hits…

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      • theREALHWOFNJ says

        August 14, 2014 at 6:25 am

        You are the QUEEN of social media!!!!!

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  4. puravidacostarica2 says

    August 13, 2014 at 11:39 pm

    I’m glad that I am not the only one who cannot stand Christine. She is overcompensating for something — may be the beak, may be bullying in her childhood, may be her choices in mates — but I cannot fathom how this woman (girl?) is going to be able to look herself in the mirror in the years ahead and find anything redeeming…

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    • Lawstangel says

      August 14, 2014 at 12:58 am

      OOOHHHH I am a LONG time card carrying Christine hater!!!! She is one rat faced bitch!

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    • [email protected] says

      August 14, 2014 at 2:56 am

      I want to know how her husband feels watching her hang all over Cody! Also, you know she is the 1st one cut once its down to just the alliance members.

      Reply
      • Lawstangel says

        August 14, 2014 at 12:40 pm

        About a week or so ago Tim tweeted the following “I just blocked about 30 people. no, I am not stoked about Christine cuddling with Cody. no, it’s not your [sic] issue si chill”

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    • gerly1 says

      August 14, 2014 at 9:54 am

      Christine’s obsession with Cody is downright scary. I’d love to know what her husband thinks of her hanging all over him. Let’s face it in real life I doubt Cody would give a girl like her the time of day, let alone let her hang all over him. Yuck!

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    • Lucygc says

      August 14, 2014 at 8:32 pm

      Someone posted elsewhere that Christine’s mother used to refer to her as “poor little ugly Christine”. Wow. That would explain ALOT.

      Reply
  5. gerly1 says

    August 14, 2014 at 9:52 am

    This season has turned into a complete bust. I am so disappointed in how this game is going. Derrick is going to win it all in my opinion and he will probably drag Christine to the end because she is probably one of the most disliked right behind Frankie, who by the way, I can’t stand either. If I hear him say what a mega star his sister is one more time I think I’m going to throw up. He just becomes more and more unlikeable as the days pass.

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    • Lawstangel says

      August 14, 2014 at 12:43 pm

      That may be true (unlikeability) BUT strictly from a game point of view he is playing rather well. Sure he has had some major missteps but he has been able to think fast on his feet, recover and stay in the game….for now.

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  6. Lawstangel says

    August 14, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    I still love me some Donny….I know he hasn’t had the best run. If he could get HOH this week, tell everyone he is considering his options and get the all nervous. Then he makes a one week deal with Derrick and Cody, he keeps them safe this week, they keep him safe next week. Then a major move, put up Christine and Caleb, if the opportunity presents it self back door Frankie or Zach. If not one of the other two goes. That gets him through the next two weeks……that is a long time in the Big brother house.

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  7. Angel says

    August 14, 2014 at 2:54 pm

    This is the first season I have watched much of BB. I wanted to try it so I could play with TT, UF, and all of you. Previous to this, I think I happened on pretty despicable people. This year, I have slid around some on who I dislike most and finally landed on Christine for good. She is not entertaining or interesting or clever like others. She doesn’t make me wonder if there is some surprise like some say. I know her behavior with Cody is so bad that camera man focused on her wedding ring a lot while she fondled Cody yesterday.The whole house is talking about their inappropriateness, sometimes even to them. Cody denies it is improper and Christine cackles. Victoria wonders if they are secretly married, there is no husband Tim. I am turned off now by Derrick’s skills, he is good, he should be, he is trained to mislead, misrepresent, and influence your thoughts. Certainly not an even playing field. I am so over hearing him say “I have a daughter”. That is no more important than the ones wanting to be in a financial position to have a child one day. A cop can support a child. He was my favorite and has the winning skills. The last straw was Derrick almost raking Nic and Vic over the coals for talking truth to each other. At this point, I have gone to the extreme and would rather see the underdog Donny win. Maybe even Victoria, for being talked about so badly. Her game is not good, but everyone else is dirty or crazy with ego. Zach throws up “don’t say that, my brother is watching” by the foulest mouth in the place. I think Zach is a worse player than Vic. If he acted like he does and was a girl, he’d been long gone. I think Vic should have played harder but it seems she has played pretty clean and listened a lot like Donny. I hope more starts happening immediately and it gets brutal and the big dogs fight into foam at the mouth seizures, then Donny wins.

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      August 14, 2014 at 7:50 pm

      That’s so nice of you to say Angel. I’m sorry for being so uninvolved w/ recaps/updates this season. I’m so busy with work; there’s nothing I would love more than to trash Frankie every chance I get. I can’t stand that obnoxious social media whore mogul.

      Yes I do understand why Cody/Christine have caught the attention of everyone w/ eyes, but I seriously do NOT think Cody is interested in her beyond friendship. I mean look at the guy; he probably has never gone more than a couple of days of without attention/affection…..In Cody’s defense his brother said on twitter that Cody is a very affectionate person w/ all the females in his family. It’s simply in his nature. I just don’t think he’s too self aware of how it looks; but I still think it’s a bad call for him to interact like that with a married woman.

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      • dallasmom says

        August 14, 2014 at 8:29 pm

        @UF I think it is less of a reflection on Cody, but a big relection on Christine! If you follow her husband’s twittter you see it. Most of the time defends her, but sometimes he expreses his hurt. What married woman acts like that on national tv???

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 14, 2014 at 8:37 pm

          I saw them recently sharing a lounge chair she was sitting between his legs with her back against his chest, his arm wrapped around her tightly. She was rubbing his arm and his head/face was in the crook of his neck.

          They were both carrying on casual conversation with others as if this were perfectly normal.

          Christine has accused Nicole of being jealous of their relationship many times. Donny and Nicole were talking about how weird it was while playing jenga last night.

          No one says a word to their faces.

          I’ve seen fully out showmances that did behave like that. ​

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  8. Urethra Franklin says

    August 14, 2014 at 7:53 pm

    I can’t believe you would mention the website that belongs to ANOTHER obnoxious social media whore queen with pink hair.

    Reply
  9. ChancesR says

    August 14, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    ZACH says as the pic of Nicole goes B/W “see you never.” such a dick

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