When we pick up on tonight’s show, Frankie has just won the power of veto despite Caleb’s refusal to help him. As it turns out the game was probably easier with one person pulling the chains rather than two knuckleheads having to work together. Much speculation on the Internet exists about this being just one more way that production keeps Frankie in the game. Frankie says in his DR the only card he has left to play to get everyone back on Team Frankie is the Arianna Grande card. Oh, Frankie, how America hates you.
Nicole has the most annoying voice in the world. She really needs to get some speech therapy. She needs breathing lessons.
Zach and Frankie have a huge lovers battle. Frankie admits to the boys that he told Christine and Nicole to put up Zach, Derrick, Cody and Caleb. I feel like we have already seen this on TV but I guess it was just on the feeds. Derrick suggests they take the situation private. The boys except for Donny go into the fire room. Frankie tells everyone he is a “social media mogul.” Here is how Investopedia defines ‘mogul’ “An individual who has been very successful in business and has become very wealthy as a result. Mark Zuckerberg became a mogul when his social-media creation, Facebook, became tremendously popular. ” If Frankie Grande is a social media mogul than I need to go have some business cards printed up that say, “Tamara Tattles, social media mogul.” In fact, I am putting that on my list of things to make and do right now. In other news Rob Cesterino (sp?) said on his podcast that Justin Bieber tweeted “Who is Frankie Grande?” and then later took it down. Probably after Arianna explained it to him. Frankie is way over playing his hand. And stupidly over exaggerating his “celebrity.” He is not famous, his sister is. And if he really does have open access to Arianna’s LA digs, why does he shack up with Lea Black at her house in LA?
I love that most of the people in the house do not know who Arianna Grande is. Caleb’s reaction is to say he would kick Frankie right in his balls if he were not in this house. Atta boy, Caleb. Let the true colors shine. Unfortunately, after Caleb has time to reflect on Frankie and his friend Justin Bieber, Caleb has been sucking Frankie cock ever since hoping for a record deal. So it worked on Caleb, Frankie. Good game.
Frankie then plays the fake charity card. He is not a representative for Buildon he has apparently done a mission with them, which is commendable.
Frankie goes and tells the girls and they are fan girling out. Nicole says,” You’re fricking famous!” Frankie says” I KNOW!” Christine really doesn’t care. Did Victoria just say that Frankie is using Arianna as an “escape goat” in her DR? LOLOLOL
Zach has perhaps the most dramatic DR ever in BB history with crying and screaming about production about how he is wasting his time because Frankie is going to win. I wonder if this was filmed when Zach was bitching about DR making him say the same shit over and over?
We have a montage of Derrick befriending Victoria for the good of his game. Victoria cries all the time. Derrick admits in his DR he has final two deals with both Victoria and Cody. He SAYS in DR he will take Cody to the end but if he is not there he will take Victoria. Make no mistake both Derrick and Hayden were grooming Victoria to be their final two goat. And both of them are really exhausted by the amount of work involved. If Hayden comes back and Derrick leaves, Hayden will take over in the laborious efforts of dragging Victoria’s clueless behind to the end.
Time for Veto Comp Christine picks Derrick. Zach picks Caleb. Donny picks Nicole. Victoria is the host. She is a hula girl. It’s a Hawaiian themed comp. It’s OTEV!!!! OTEV is a penguin. Gilbert Godfrey is the voice of OTEV, The Pissed Off Penguin and this is officially the best Big Brother competition ever! We all know how this works. OTEV gives a clue and you have to go find the name of the person’s cocktail drink the clue refers to. The last person up the chute will be eliminated. This is like OTEV and Zingbot all in one. I’m loving it even though I know the sad outcome. The set is really spectacular!
The placards with the houseguests names have to be scratched off like lotto tickets to see the name on them. Zach is smartly stacking his up next to a tree while the others throw theirs right back in the water… #Foreshadowing Donny was out first. LOL GG makes fun of Jocasta’s bow ties and says, “What are you waiting for? Bring me that fucking drink!” Everyone is shocked and Zach shouts out “My brother watches this show!” Nicole is out next. OTEV calls Devin a muscular tool, who left there a fool. Caleb in his DR was fed a line to say he thought of himself for a minute but he’s not a tool. Oh production, I love when you make people say things to make the folks look even worse. Then the Zach in his DR says Devin comes up out of no where. When clearly we can see the stash of choices Zach has placed by his tree. I hate Zach a little bit less for that, and the fact he has to wear a Hawaiian shirt instead of that nasty Gator gear. Christine is out. Then Derrick leaving only Zach and Caleb. Zach tries to convince to throw it. Caleb in DR says not happening. It’s really not necessary as long as Zach has a Amber drink in his stash. And he does. Zach wins. This editing is crazy because Zach admitted to having a stash after the comp. But to have BB tell us, he is scrambling as they continue to show us footage from the first round. This leads me to believe that they told Zach to stash cards so he would win.
Donny says now his fate is in what OTEV called, “Those morons hands.” Not looking good for Donny.
Frankie and Zach have makeup sex. But in the DR, Zach says he faked his orgasm.
Zach tells Victoria about the detonators. He is pissed at Derrick for trying to get him out. Victoria is devastated over Derrick having an alliance with other people. Because Victoria is an idiot. Zach regrets telling Victoria because she is losing her shit. Zach tells Derrick that NICOLE told Victoria about the detonators. Derrick is pissed and wants to “get to the bottom” of this. Derrick calls Nicole and Victoria into the HOH to confront them both. Derrick knows that Zach is the one who told Victoria. He is lying his ass off. OOOH HOUSE MEETING. Zach admits he set Nicole up. I really need to go watch this in real-time because TRHO who obviously hates police officers in general and Derrick in particular told me there was a house meeting where MY BOY Derrick belittled the girls and acted like a giant asshole and I am going to need to see that happen. And thanks to @diamondjuly77 I have the flashback time. of Aug. 11 Cam 2:46 am. Don’t step to my boy, TRho, unless you want me to come for you! (PS click the links and give these two ladies some follows.) Derrick handled everything perfectly.
Next up, Derrick orchestrates Nicole going up. Caleb decides to lie to Christine saying that Nicole would backdoor her. Derrick didn’t even have to try. Caleb lies to Christine. And Christine puts Nicole up. In the DR Christine calls Nicole her best friend in the house. With friends like Christine who needs enemies? I fucking HATE Christine. And Trho.
At the veto ceremony, Christine says she is going to take the knife out of her back and return it to its owner knowing it can’t be used again and nominates Nicole. OH HOW I HOPE LIKE HELL NICOLE RETURNS AND GETS RID OF CHRISTINE!
Nicole and her whiny voice begins a day or so of non-stop crying…
Tomorrow: SPOILER ALERT Nicole is going home.