Ladies and gents, What follows is a BB Recap like no other, Thumb typed in real time by the one, the only TEECEE!
Tables turn. And turn again
Sunday night. Two hours late. Yeah. Thanks CBS.
The “Previously…” portion is 20 minutes long. While I’m waiting for the show to start, I’ll share with you that on twitter, the houseguests wearing the Veto symbol backwards makes Ian nuts. Donny is wearing it correctly. Now I watch to see who is right or wrong.
Ok. Cut to right after Hayden’s exit. Nicole is crying because apparently people are mean and they lie and Donny is comforting her. Zach is making food. Caleb waxes poetic and no one cares.
Christine is weaselly and doesn’t know how to act because Nicole is pissed at her. And she is not sure whose ass to suck next.
Frankie lies and says he had no alliance with Christine Hayden and Nicole. Snidely he says ” it was a lovely offer you made me…” to Nicole. In front of everyone. Frankie is nasty, showing a side we have never seen; and people start believing Nicole over Frankie.
Derrick sits back and watches his handiwork. No one is looking at him. He is innocent.
Zach asks Nicole to dance. She flips out on him. He offers her an egg sammich and she storms off. Zach is killing me. He is hard to hate.
Frankie and Caleb are talking and Caleb says he has bubbles popping in his head. He kinda believes everyone about Frankie being bad. Of course he came to this conclusion all on his own. He is running the house and the architect.
Frankie sweating like a male whore in church serving as alter boy.
BoB Comp is a tourney with an eye chart. Brackets are random instead of having the houseguest choose who goes. Victoria against Derrick. Victoria wins? Derrick had to have thrown that. Zach proves that a monkey could win this game by hitting a the buzzer not having read the clue. Nicole is first Hoh. She’s calm. She should be in Zack’s face. What you all could not see if you didn’t tune into the live feeds was Caleb inside monologuing about his controlling the game and that he’s going to be a country star. It was horrible. They switched to the flush and the fish were vomiting. Christine is the other HOH!! Zach proves that a monkey can also lose.
Frankie is shitting himself and saying he has to get to Nic and turn her around in time. He’s very sure that he can. It’s not a matter of IF. It’s just getting to her in time. That’s how confident he is in his own power to control the house. Meanwhile, Derrick has controlled everything and doesn’t need damage control because he left no fingerprints at the crime scene.
Christine and Nicole bond because Nicole has the memory of a gnat and she doesn’t remember how bad Chris fucked her.
Frankie comes in and makes a big confession that he did what everyone knows he did- played both sides. And lies some more saying that the other side of the house has turned on him. He tries to convince them that the two of them will align with Vic and Donny and have numbers.
Christine is livid that he is speaking for her. Nicole says she doesn’t think she can trust Frankie but she has no other options. Christine holds her bird beak in deep thought.
Zach gets Nicole alone and charms her by saying Frankie and Chris are liars. Nic won’t tell him who her target is. Because she has no idea who it is. Zach offers her an alliance. He tells her about the alliance of five. Nic says Cody was in an alliance with her. Zach is surprised. Nic says Frankie told her to put up Zach Caleb Cody n Derrick. Nicole tells him she is trusting him, but her talking head she is not sure. It was a good exchange of info, further damning Frankie.
Zach tells Caleb. Caleb tells Derrick and Cody. The boys wonder if it’s Frankie or Nicole they should blame for the audacity of suggesting that the most powerful people in the house should go up. The boys decide that one of them should go up with Frankie so that they can “control” the challenge. AKA throw the challenge, keeping Frankie on the block.
Derrick gets Nicole alone and says don’t trust anyone. Even me. This guy is the best. He tells her about the plan to get Frankie out. Recounts that all of them want Frankie out. They call in Caleb who is the sacrificial lamb going up with Frankie. He’s in charge of throwing the comp. She tells caleb more about Frankie’s deception. Caleb’s talking head indicates that all of this was his idea. Oh and Amber Amber Amber.
Nomination time. Nicole is thinking she’s going to shock the world. Not sure that Christine knew. Chris nominates Donny and Zach. She explains that Donny is a mastermind and Zach put her up.
Nic noms Caleb and Frankie as expected. Frankie is shocked. Victoria wants to know when her makeup is coming. Nic throws all of Frankie’s lies on the gear table. Zach has words for Chris and Frankie. Frankie is confused about why Zach is mad. Chris is shocked that Nic nominated Frankie and Caleb. She says Nic has grown a pair and she is happy. More balls in the house for her to grope.
Commercial. How do you do this all the time. I’m scared I’m going to miss something.
During the break I will share that Chris’s husband is not happy. That may have already been mentioned here. But she’s gotten insanely gropey the last few days. So I imagine he’s got the papers in order by now. Who would have thought that the girl who looks like Geddy Lee would be the house sex kitten. I just gagged while typing that. I just don’t get why the guys are not like “get off me grenade”
Ok. We are back. Nicole, Caleb and Zach are talking. Here comes Frankie. They stop talking and Zach leaves. Nic tells Frankie that it’s not personal. Caleb talks some more in the DR about how bespoke cowpoke arranged this whole thing. Frankie feels confident with Caleb as his partner.
Frankie wants Zach to talk. Zach refuses. Frankie hands him a note saying “Do you like me? Circle one. Yes. No. Maybe”. Zach crumples it and throws it on the ground. Not really.
The BoB challenge is football related. I hope it’s not hard to understand because my index fingers hurt. Big commercial for CBS Thursday football which will fuck up BB Thursday live show. How will they handle that? Sorry. I missed the rules. I’ll just tell you who is spazzy and how much caleb does to throw the comp. Right? Cause he is throwing the comp right? Prize is two people leaving the house to go to the game next Thurs. Caleb has black lines on his face and Frankie went with lilac. Caleb will not look at Frankie. Frankie knows that he’s going to throw it. Frankie begs him not to throw it and Caleb admits he’s going to throw it. He brings up Amber ??? And tells him this is the payoff for Amber leaving. Caleb tells all to Frankie.
Zach is yelling “ain’t that the truth.” this was SO stupid. Caleb tells him he’s not playing. Well…not playing is not the same as throwing the comp. Frankie is losing it because no one likes him. He’s conjuring up what he has to do to make it better. Caleb mouths off more saying he’s the reason Frankie is going home.
Caleb sits on the sideline. But…the challenge is to pull two ropes to make a ball go up the field. Frankie is pulling both of his ropes. Hey. You know what. It might just be EASIER if you are solely in control of the ropes….huh. Zach and Donny start strong. Frankie gets a groove. Zach and Donny start to falter. Zach is trying to think and no one can see the field for the smoke. It’s tied.
Victoria orders some peanuts from the vendor and complains because there is too much salt. Not really. But it appears she is there. Donny and Zach are fighting. Frankie is ahead. Frankie is having a tiny little orgasm. Everyone is becoming aware that this is not working well. Fucking caleb ruined this whole thing.
And Frankie wins BoB. He slips and says “that is for you Ariana. And dead grandpa.” Caleb has a forest Gump talking head and I SWEAR he said “that’s all I can say about that.”
Nicole is scared. Zach and Frankie yell at each other. Frankie knows he is safe, but fucked. He says it’s time to out himself as a mogul and the brother of that pop singer kid that I’ve never heard sing. Tune in next wed for a recrap from someone who is a better recrapper than I for the big reveal.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
Yay I’ve been waiting for a TeeCee blog/recap for 2 years….and it was hilarious…. LOL about the Geddy Lee reference. So true.
Don’t have a clue who TeeCee is but I liked that recap. I had it on and dont remember anything but writing up a true blood recap, Thanks TeeCee.
Just excellent.
It was stupid for Caleb to refuse to play. If he really wanted to throw the comp, he would have had more control by holding one of the ropes. What an idiot. Unless it was staged so that Frankie would win. I think I hate this show.
As for the delays in airing, the last time (Thursday?), the show was pre-empted here because of the football game. They didn’t air the show until 2:30 AM. Ridiculous. The show is just not that good.
Good job TeeCee! You even caught some action I missed seeing and made parts better than they were on actual viewing of who said what. I could never type fast enough to do this on a computer or phone. I only use phone now, after 45+ years of computers. (Yes, I’ve used punch cards, I am an antique.) Thanks for helping TT; she works 7 days and nights a week.
The moment I’ve been waiting for. Thanks so much for the recap. It was glorious.
FRANKIE DID IT GRANDE! <3 <3 <3
I had to Google Geddy Lee, wow, you nailed that! You should check out her husband, perfect pair.
Good job, Teec. Did you get the impression when Frankie was screaming “Thank you grandpa Grande, thank you, Ariana!” That he was SO hoping they’d clue in and he wouldn’t have to come right out and spell it out for them? Yeah, me neither.
Then, when Zach yelled “you’re a liar” he smirked, “yeah, I’m a liar who WON” as he pranced by him making fish lips.
I truly love to hate him, and after last nights feeds, Derrick is a close second.
Anyway, I hope you do more recaps, maybe some of the feeds too?
TeeCee did you get really, really drunk and Tamara was able to handcuff you in your drunken state beside UF to the radiator or did you do something that needs to remain hidden that Tamara the sleuth uncovered? Lol great job TeeCee. I fell asleep because my pain kept me awake all night last night so I missed it. After reading your recap, don’t have to watch rerun Friday night. Thanks. Hope to see more.
Great recap! Just the right amount if snark.
When did the definition mogul change to mean anyone with internet access?
Great recap, TeeCee. Guess what was on my dvr instead of BB? Did you guess fucking golf? Your play by play made all my being pissed off go away. Awww.
Looking forward to Tamara letting you use your thumbs again.
Ciao Bella!
Great recap TeeCee! Now does winning BoB mean Frankie doesn’t have to out him self as Arianna Grande (oh and the song is 99 problems) brother? Crap I wish he would so that they will all conspire to evict him. But wait! They were all in the house before the song was released, right? Hummmmm. So they all might say WHO???
Less than a few hours after his, “this is for you Ariana and dead grandpa”, he DID out himself. Instead of houseguests revolting and evicting Frankie on the spot, they most went all star struck (at least for a couple of minutes). Caleb has delusions of duets with Ariana and Bustin Jeibers dancing in his head, and Nicole was upset that she put a “star” on the block…the rest are realizing that Frankie doesn’t need the money. Even Victoria who is a HUGE Ariana fan, was PISSED that Frankie was in BB. Even she said, with as many fans as Frankie has between his internet “mogeling” and Ariana, she has no shot at America’s favorite (as did Derrick and Zach). Victoria gets even more pissed, when it comes to her attention that Frankie said he now has Victoria in his back pocket because of his sister.
Derrick, Cody and Zach have decided that if Frankie can afford to start schools in places that Frankie can’t pronounce, that maybe Frankie doesn’t need the money. (Now if they had seen Frankie’s audition video, that is on YouTube, that features Frankie’s mansion, housekeeper and cook, his swimming pool, the bragging about three homes, one each in LA, NY and Boca, bragging about his Broadway shows, dropping Probst name and blah blah awards show, that he wouldn’t be at if it wasn’t for his sister anyway)…
How could they have evicted him on the spot?
LOL, gathering together and deciding to backdoor Frankie i.e. Evicting…
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He could not be backdoored. It is not possible this week. As stated, he is safe this week no matter what.
Where does Frankie get money for all that? Broadway chorus people dont make that much and they have to live in NYC where everything is high priced.
TeeCee, hilarious recap.
Nice, Teecee! I don’t watch BB, but read this because I love your comments and happen to agree with you WAAAAY too often.
Can we keep the comments about the show. You people are making me uncomfortable. I’m not used to being liked, and I really don’t care for it much.
Awesome recap, TeeCee.
Eat shit.
…bettah?
XOXO
LOL. I just read these comments and I was cringing thinking TeeCee is going to hate this.
Plus the recap wasn’t that good.
On Mon, Aug 11, 2014 at 12:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Right??
Don’t underestimate yourself, teecee, you are quite hateable and deservedly so the majority of the time. Try to put yourself in our shoes. Its difficult doing anything 24/7, even something as simple and easy as detesting you. Every once in a great while you fuck up and appear for a brief and fleeting moment to be an adorable twat and we relent, not able to hate you for that instant. But don’t worry, we are invariably back to holding you in complete and utter contempt. Its the natural cycle of things. Just be happy that most of the people, most of the time, do not like you and hold onto that thought to comfort yourself during those trying times of being hate deprived and liked.
What’s with the “we”? Do you have worms? Or have you designated yourself official spokescunt?
Yes, and apparently according to TeeCee’s hard-core groupie fans, she is also described as titless and a Fatty.
And, Now, I need to get my behind outta here as fast as I possibly can, before the grenade falls on me….
All the money your parents spent on charm school for you keeps on delivering dividends. The “we” was the royal “we” and since they foolishly forgot to copyright it, anyone can use it free of charge. So…I do. I mean…we do.
Same here as BH Wannabe. Tried to give BB a try, but I just couldn’t stomach it. I did enjoy your write up. Most of all, I love the back& forth between you and TT, and everyone else who dares to confront you. As long as I am Not in the line of fire….
Ok, me now, rings the door bell, and runs for my life to hide…;)
You people are weird.
😉 😀
Can almost feel TeeCee’s discomfort at being appreciated,
you did very well TT.
Had a right giggle over your recaps! Excellent!
I would have thought that Caleb would’ve been punished in some way by BB, for refusing to participate in a competition! If not, then that opens the door for anybody to refuse to participate. Isn’t this the first time it’s happened? And please don’t tell me that BB will allow Caleb out of The House to see the Football Game!!! If so, then I know this show is rigged!
TeeCee.
Feel better, No fawning from me Decent recap but I was expecting the commentary to be a bit more scathing. Holding back on your usual snark?
*running..serpentine, serpentine*
(the in-laws…Peter Falk and Alan Arkin)
I believe it is the first time a house guest has refused to participate in a challenge. I was expecting to see someone tell him he had to participate. Lol. However I had a feeling Frankie was going to win after seeing Zach and Donnie struggled and once Frankie got a grip on it I knew it was over for Zach/Donnie. Plus Frankie is very flexible with his body parts and knows how to maneuver around.
I wish Caleb would stop volunteering and allowing himself to take a hit for snakes Derrick and Cody.
Who was the person who asked Frankie if he was even gay? That person should’ve been evicted right then and there for asking a stupid question. I know they were pissed at Frankie for lying but questioning his gayness. Really.
I don’t remember anyone refusing to participate in a challenge either. I also don’t remeber there ever being enough time to discuss anything after the host describes the challenge. Production knew this was going to happen and gave them the time to talk. I wouldn’t be surprised if products had a hand in the challenge being easier to complete alone.
After he won, Frankie started in on “this is for you Grandpa, this is for you Ariana”. This was before his big reveal of secrets to the HGs. And Ariana happened to be in the audience that night. I think they brought her in because they weren’t sure if Frankie would be voted out during the double eviction.
The whole thing reeks of manipulation by TPTB. During live feeds, when Frankie wanted to reveal to HGs why he’s been acting so evilly he sad them to come to the living room because the camera angles were focused better ther. He told Zach he would ask DR to lock him in the rom if he wasn’t going to listen and not let him speak. He’s mentioned production doing him favors
Last night, before After Dark, Christine, Cody and Derrick were outside in hammock. They heard visitors on the lot yelling “We love BB! “We love Zack, we love Zach! ” Christine said that is so irritating. Derick said should we tell them? She didn’t want to. Derrick asked her if she would want to know and she grudgingly said “I guess so”.
After that BB put them on ondoor lockdown. When they went in they did tell the others. Beyond that, it was a pretty uneventful night.
I really hope Christine is the next to go. She’s sleeping downstairs and gave the HOH room to Frankie. He did tell her he ‘gave’ her the HOH this week.
Caleb told the diaryroom he was going to sit out the comp and throw it. This caused mass hysteria on the Internet that the challenge was changed to something that was actually easier for one person to do, so Frankie would win.
On Tue, Aug 12, 2014 at 1:46 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Caleb could have thrown the challenge way better if he had just pretended to play and continuously caused the ball to drop.
On Tue, Aug 12, 2014 at 2:44 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> Caleb told the diaryroom he was going to sit out the comp and throw it. > This caused mass hysteria on the Internet that the challenge was changed to > something that was actually easier for one person to do, so Frankie would > win. > > > On Tue, Aug 12, 2014 at 1:46 AM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
I want to share a funny tweet from Justin Beiber I saw in reference to Frankie bragging about knowing Justin Beiber …”C’mon guys I took a pic with Frankie and his sister because she is hot, I would rather hang with Donny’s beard. Caleb Reynolds can’t sing worth a shyt. Keep that stalker away from me.F rankie brush your teeth #ulnfolllow frankie grande”.
lol
On Tue, Aug 12, 2014 at 9:01 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Today at 6:39 AM Cam 1 Cody said BB wouldn’t let Caleb get up and help Frankie in the comp, which would have helped Frankie lose the comp. BB cheats!!