Let’s see if Leann and Eddie can actually do two interesting shows with no mention of Brandi in a row, shall we? The title of this episode is already Brandiesque so I am not very hopeful. This week the dynamic duo is having a couple dozen people over for a BBQ. Since Leann in on tour, her publicist (Can we all take a moment and have a moment of silence for her poor publicist?) has told her to keep a low profile. And out first Brandi innuendo begins within the first two minutes. Eddie and Leann agree that Leann never instigates the twitter wars she only reacts when provoked by stupidity. PUHLEASE. Could these people just block each other on twitter? Problem solved. I block people on twitter every damn day just because I don’t need even the slightest interaction with idiots and people I don’t like.
Eddie has a swimsuit photoshoot for Men’s fitness in two weeks. He must starve himself and work out twice a day. Meanwhile, Leann had just cooked him what she calls pancakes but look more like crepes made by some chef and they are planning a BBQ. Oh and did I mention Leann tweeted the pancakes in front of a mirror with her in nothing but a bra, thong and apron? Accidentally of course. Please. Who cooks in that? No one. That is who. Not an accident and she did not make the “pancakes.” Eddie suggests she delete it, but not a chance of that happening.
At the BBQ, Leann’s mom brings up the picture. Leann claims she took it down. The BBQ food looks amazing. Eddie’s mom brings him his favorite pies. Eddie’s assistant brings possibly stolen cake and cupcakes. Eddie’s assistant, Terrell, is a scene stealer.
Leann’s butt tweet is the storyline. The PR person is acting like this is bad for Leann. Leann’s butt pic is supposedly trending on twitter. That is every PR rep’s dream. This show needs better writers.
Eddie decides to get a spray tan with ab definition contouring. Eddie actually has some love handles. Terrell once again steals the scene by showing his abs. Terrell’s abs are fantastic. At the photoshoot, it turns out that the photoshoot is of Eddie in a business suit by the pool, not a swim suit. Eddie is pissed at Terrell for the confusion, but I’m totally #TeamTerrell If you tell me to put on a suit of a swimming pool shoot, I’m not going to borrow something from Ellen DeGeneres, I’m going to go get a Brazilian and a two piece. In theory. If I were five hundred pounds lighter. And didn’t despise photos.
Leann distracts from the twitter nonsense by tweeting Eddie’s butt as a distraction. In the final scene Eddie and Leann are in bed and Eddie’s is eating pie. At the end of the scene Eddie says he wants another kind of pie…
I don’t hate this show, I just hope they have more episodes like the Nashville one.
Y’all still watching?