Apologies. I totally forgot I was supposed to be blogging Big Brother tonight. I was just sitting here enjoying watching it like a big ole fruit loop dingus. Then, when the veto comp happened, I though, wow! I can’t wait to chat on TT about this! Um, duh?
So the Veto competition was really hard. It was 16 comic book covers that you had to place in order to match the example. But each comic cover had two choices with slight differences. In order to win you had to zipline past a window for a glimpse at the example, then select the correct 16 covers and then put them in order. It took over 4 hours to complete the challenge. They ended up putting a 35 minute limit at some point, which Victoria didn’t make. And Zach had a major meltdown. He was still playing when Big Brother after dark came on and the non players were sequestered in HOH. So we got like an hour of Donny and Derrick and Frankie and Cody sitting in the room staring at each other. But you could hear Zach screaming and throwing things. At one point, he hurled a heavy cardbook comic cover right at the camera and hit it. Probably doing some significant damage. Then he had a tantrum and cried. Dude knows he is going home.
Stupidface Christine wins the POV. She plans to keep the nominations the same so Zach will go home.
Caleb and Victoria’s bickering in the DR were kind of funny.
I love that Nicole sees through Christine and doesn’t trust her anymore.
During the veto nominations. Zach stands up and says, “So a grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, we have a drink named after you! And the grasshopper says, ‘You have a drink named Bill?'” That is hall he says and he sits down. This is a joke that Christine told the other night that apparently she tells with her future ex-husband because it’s so dumb it’s funny. It was Zach’s way of pandering to Christine. Jocasta says that Jesus wants wants Christine to use the veto on her. No she doesn’t, but it doesn’t matter what she said because Christine was never going to use it. This is the first time all season that the POV has not been used. Which is really odd because usually no one uses it the first few weeks out of respect for the HOH.
That God tomorrow night Zach goes and I hope to hell he takes that fugly gator shirt with him. Plus, it’s a double eviction, so maybe Zach’s lover, Frankie can follow him out the door and they can have a entire week of Zach losing his virginity in the jury house.
What a night. Veto was awesome for me. Caleb in DR said he needed a “prescription” for Amber’s comic book. He needs a prescription all right. Just not to Amber’s comic book.
Oh yes, he wanted lots of prescriptions for that. I hope he is taking the prescribed ones and I don’t mean for his breast cancer.
Which, I would like to interject, I have now too. Sore spot under my right breast. I think it’s probably lung cancer. I can’t afford to have lung cancer so I am just going to ignore it and hope it goes away. 🙂 #hypochondriac.
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 9:16 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’m pteety sure you got the hydraphobie. C’mon out back. I have to shoot you between the eyes now.
teecee66, they’ve got shots for that now. It’s only 3 in your eyeballs. No where near as bad as having to shoot her.
Wow. You people are mean to me on my death bed. BTW, I think this Berkshire pork and kraut is really helping. I may be on to something. We already know the cure is not eating lots and lots of cherries. I’m a professional cancer researcher y’all!
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 11:12 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I was hoping Christine would use the veto on Jocasta but that’s like wishing I was rich right now. I really wanted Nicole to have the chance to put Frankie up there. I am sick of seeing the same people there, especially Jocasta but she needs to work on saving herself seriously although it might not help. Hopefully Zack is gone tomorrow and of course Frankie, Derrick or Cody.
I’m with you 100%. I hope Frankie gets the boot with the double. I wanted to like him but he’s such and annoying douch.
How do you do that, TT? How do you take what I thought was a boring waste of time (except for the POV competition), and make it sound interesting? No wonder so many of your readers skip the show and just read your blogs.
She runs on fake-cancer power.
Not bad for a 27 year old man who lives in the basement of his mother’s house.
I jerk off a lot.
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 10:35 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Hey, IT MIGHT BE REAL CANCER! We’ll just never know because my I am a poor hypochondriac who doesn’t like to leave the house, so I won’t be seeing a doctor. Cheap merlot an menthol cigarettes and tears may be the cure for cancer you stupid jerk. I AM PROBABLY CURING CANCER ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW. Except I am out of cheap merlot.
I’m about to eat some Berkshire rib chops with sauerkraut. May THAT will be the cure. I’m a human guinea pig trying to cure my self FOR AMERICA! I’m an ICON!
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 10:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Seriously, if it doesn’t go away in a month, see a doctor. I waited 4 years. I was almost too late.
Weren’t we just talking about catastrophizing the other day? It’s my best subject. No worries.
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 10:57 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Are you kidding me? I completely forgot to blog until forty minutes in! lol.
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 10:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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You didn’t miss anything, then.
Nicole’s voice…I can’t take it. And her inflections and just derfyness. She really is a frootloop dingus.
Victoria and the makeup…ack. Am I the only one who finds her butt ugly. Inside and out?
I hope they let Donny shave Victoria’s 70’s bush off his face tomorrow.
Nicole’s voice has grated on my nerves f. I feel the exact same way about Victoria and Jocasta looks like Rick James to me.
For some reason I love watching this show.
from day one. Sorry didn’t post correctly.
WTF is going on with Cody and Christine right now? Cody is telling Christine everything and they seem to now be blaming DONNY for all of Christine’s shit stirring.
On Thu, Aug 7, 2014 at 12:51 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Victoria is quite ugly. That’s probably why she spends a lot of time doing herself up. poor girl.
But I SWEAR she looks EXACTLY the same with makeup as she does without.
BB has been on Jeff interviews for 2 hours! Wth is happening?????
Feeds back…..was just the 1/2way party……no drama……bummer
Halfway party.
Meanwhile, I just figured out that Zach will not be on the jury…
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 11:26 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@ TT….really (re Zach) why????
I may be doing the math wrong, Oh I am doing the math wrong. I was thinking the end had the HOH and two people on the block. So he is on the jury and that was the jury party. He will be the first juror
I swear I thought about it really hard and didn’t even have wine tonight. lol.
How many on jury? I’m new.
9 this year.
Donny seems to be a real nice man. I can’t help but pull for him.
LOL in your face TT: #Zankie is SAFE until the double eviction!!! **insert obnoxious evil laugh**
I’m going to ban you.
It was so close to gator goober going followed by either Christine or Frankie.
Now, Zach, Victoria, Nicole will be in final five. We won’t have Frankie and Zach taking their gay love private for a week… It’s all fucked up.
On Thu, Aug 7, 2014 at 4:20 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It was really stupid how Cody/Derrick flipped things. This season people are making really horrible decisions. Production was TOTALLY behind them keeping Zach…but are we surprised that Production plays a heavy hand in things so often???
Also, Team Christine!!
Zach won’t be on the jury yet cause Zach ain’t goin no where ! Everything switched up over night thanks to Derrick. The soon to be dee-vorced Mrs.
Christine wants Cody up her ass so bad….that would be the only way to do that pig.
Actually PRODUCTION got in Caleb’s head first, and then Derricks and convinced them keeping Zach was best for their game.
This caused Derrick and Cody to totally ruin their game by ratting out Haycole and Donny and turning three people against them who were totally on their side.
It’s a fucking shit storm.
On Thu, Aug 7, 2014 at 10:21 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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And the stupid bomb squad is back on the Donny is the smartest human on the planet and is probably a nuclear physicist and a CIA undercover trainer who speaks 400 languages. His brain will be donated to science for study as he is the smartest person ever to walk the planet and he is a twisted twisty twist.
I CAN’T STAND THIS. I was up until 5 am. Do not fuck with me today. This is all going to go VERY VERY wrong tonight. I knew it was too good to be true that my pick would actually play his game out all the way through.
Derrick and Cody are convinced that Nicole and Hayden and Donny were trying to split them up from Frankie and Christine when Frankie and Christine really have (had?) turned on them.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
On Thu, Aug 7, 2014 at 11:19 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> Actually PRODUCTION got in Caleb’s head first, and then Derricks and > convinced them keeping Zach was best for their game. > > This caused Derrick and Cody to totally ruin their game by ratting out > Haycole and Donny and turning three people against them who were totally on > their side. > > It’s a fucking shit storm. > > > On Thu, Aug 7, 2014 at 10:21 AM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
And Victoria is just stupid. She is not ugly. And she is several people (including Derrick’s) final two.
On Thu, Aug 7, 2014 at 11:26 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> And the stupid bomb squad is back on the Donny is the smartest human on > the planet and is probably a nuclear physicist and a CIA undercover trainer > who speaks 400 languages. His brain will be donated to science for study as > he is the smartest person ever to walk the planet and he is a twisted > twisty twist. > > I CAN’T STAND THIS. I was up until 5 am. Do not fuck with me today. > This is all going to go VERY VERY wrong tonight. I knew it was too good to > be true that my pick would actually play his game out all the way through. > > Derrick and Cody are convinced that Nicole and Hayden and Donny were > trying to split them up from Frankie and Christine when Frankie and > Christine really have (had?) turned on them. > > > ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH > > > On Thu, Aug 7, 2014 at 11:19 AM, Tamara Tattles > wrote: > >> Actually PRODUCTION got in Caleb’s head first, and then Derricks and >> convinced them keeping Zach was best for their game. >> >> This caused Derrick and Cody to totally ruin their game by ratting out >> Haycole and Donny and turning three people against them who were totally on >> their side. >> >> It’s a fucking shit storm. >> >> >> On Thu, Aug 7, 2014 at 10:21 AM, Tamara Tattles > [email protected]> wrote: >> >>>
I don’t think Victoria is ugly either…..not even a little bit. I was very surprised at her DR sessions with Caleb. She came across as witty, bright and even likeable. ( Jocasta too) Why don’t we see that on the show ? I always forget about BB manipulating the hamsters….wonder what would happen if they let a season just take its natural course.
The house FLIPPPED last night to save Zach & vote out Jocasta.
Thanks to Amber being gone, Caleb’s brain freed up some space to start functioning like a human calculator and convinces Frankie & Derrick that if they vote out Zach they no longer have the advantage of NUBMERS.
It worked enough for Derrick to get Cody to commit to save Zach as well, and with all the scheming & LIES by Christine, Cody is convinced that Nicole/Hayden/Donny are working together & that Donny is the mastermind of the other side of the house. Cody got Christine on board to save Zach, while pretending she was excited even though all her work for the entire week to get Zach out was for nothing. Christine covers her lies with lies that are covered with more lies.
All this was going on while Zach slept for the 3rd day in row. Frankie confuses me because he was happy to get Zach out, but now he is happy that he is staying.
So the original plan was to evict Zach with a blindside. Now the plan is to save Zach with a blindside vote to shock Nicole/Hayden/Donny…and to some extent Jocasta, because people have been telling her all week she is safe which was true until about 9:00 PM last night.
Tonight’s episode should be interesting/dramatic if a blindside vote happens with 6-2 vote (Hayden/Donny are the 2) for keeping Zach. Then add a double eviction to the mix for some fast paced BB drama.
I forgot to add that the real loser in all this last night is DONNY. He is being set up to be a target for the other 6 majority of the house. He is in danger tonight if he does not win HOH for the 2nd eviction.
I figured Jocasta would be voted out, the target was Frankie and nothing happened. My guess is if the BB players don’t wake up Derrick will win this year.
Did anybody notice Zach’s total ball shot last night? I didn’t believe hubby so I rewound. Now I’m blind. Thanks Obama.
lol @ Thanks Obama.
On Thu, Aug 7, 2014 at 11:36 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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🙂 I stand corrected, it wasn’t Zach. It was Caleb. And the carpet matches the grapes (after Caleb’s haircut).
WTF? I have to wait until 1am to see this double elimination? Damn football game…Grrrr….
finally. 2:30am.
So BBAD has been on fish for 30 minutes because of BotB. The plan was for Caleb to refuse to help Frankie win and Donny and Zach would win and take themselves off the block.
Cody and Victoria came into the kitchen for like four minutes. 3 minutes were during the fucking commercial break. They are both pissed because Frankie is somehow single handedly winning the BotB which leaves Donny and Zach on the Block. Nicole has already said that she likes ZACH the best out of the guys right now. It’s looking bad for ole Donald.
Derrick came in to grab them for the awards portion of the comp. Everyone is pissed because their plan backfired. Cody is pissed because ZACH was supposed to go up with Frankie. He says Zach would have just yanked Frankie’s rope but Caleb is just sitting there watching Frankie win.
It’s not for SURE Frankie won, but it seemed to Cody and Vic like it was going to happen 30 seconds before Derrick came in to grab them.
Wow. Major man drama happening.
I was falling asleep about 10 and then at 11 I got this major second wind and cleaned the kitchen. Now I am awake and will be watching this all night.
On Sat, Aug 9, 2014 at 12:57 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I have the iPad on the feeds with headphone and victories scream still woke my husband. I’m forever to read twitter etc on my phone. And useless bbad is on the tv. I’m starving but I don’t want to leave my electronics cave.
Caleb is justice dumbest idiot ever
Frankie says he has a million followers on YouTube and he makes on a good week $1000. I’m not believing that.
On Sat, Aug 9, 2014 at 1:54 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I thought he said a million for all social media added together? And then Caleb was running around saying 2 million. God that kid is a dunce.
Victoria is even dumber. I expected her to be all over him. Instead she is mad that he didn’t tell HER. She is so stupid. I kinds hope they just backdoored her and get it over with.
It sounds like celeb didn’t do what he was supposed to so to throw the comp. I hope that pisses them off.
Frankie and Caleb get to go to an NFL game tomorrow and meet the players.
All the guys except Zach have hugged Frankie and pretty much welcomed him back to the fold so they can complete PROJECT VAGICIDE.