Apparently, Melissa drives a Bentley. What is it with these housewives. Even Joe just said they are having money problems. Perhaps it is because they are buying tons of shit they can’t afford? Americans are so stupid with money. I just can’t. More than likely they are getting a super cheap lease deal from this dealership where they are currently filming. Teresa tells Joe the Jim doesn’t want to be around the Joes because he thinks they fight. Also, the whole not wanting to hang out with felons issue. I am not a fan of Jim’s by a long shot, but if I had a business in that town, I would not be socializing with the Giudices either. If you care, the fake bill for the new bumper for the Bentley was $7,000.
Dina wants to clean out her closet. She has a massive closet with a shoe hall with 400 pairs of shoes. It looks like Tommy is going to keep the house, or they are going to sell it because she is trying to pack out.
Teresa, Melissa, Nicole, and TeRESSA are shopping for costumes for the first responders party. The girls talk about Amber gossiping about Nicole to Melissa. Teresa is hurt that Jim is judging her. Um, Tre, the judge judged you and you confessed to be a felon. Felons are no respected members of society.
We have the requisite Milania scene. Wait. She is SEVEN YEARS OLD? Wow, she is really immature. I still viewed her as being five. Why are there so many flashbacks on the season? Was there really no new footage worth using?
The Marches’s shoot their commercial for the mortgage company. I could not understand a word any of the kids said.
Nicole and Dina talk at Dina’s house with the gross pets everywhere. Nicole wants to set Dina up with someone at the party.
Is Joe Gorga really carrying an axe to the party? Juicy just dresses up in a nice outfit, but no costume. The Joes are already bitching about Jim. Jim really needs a little roughing up. A guy named Matt arrives and he is apparently who Nicole has in mind for Dina. Dina shows up in scrubs. Kathy shows up with cannolis. Oh and Rosie. Dina thinks that Matt is hot. I do not.
Amber and Jim arrive and Bobby give Amber a huge hug. That would be the end of our relationship. I get that he is friends with Jim but if his friend’s wife is spreading vicious gossip about his girl friend. He should nip that right in the bud with his friend Jim. Jim and Amber both greet the Giudices very politely. I love Jim’s sanctimonious talking heads about not hanging around people who get into trouble. There is a whole lot of drama surrounding Jim.
Meanwhile in a matter of minutes, before Nicole even explains to Amber what she is pissed about she grabs Amber by the hair, then Amber starts trying to snatch Nicole bald-headed and screams this is why Bobby won’t marry your fucking ass. Strike two for Bobby for not tossing Amber out on her bony ass. Drinks are thrown, glasses are shatters, blows are thrown and the only guy in the room tryng to break it up is Dina’s new boytoy, Matt. Where are the other husbands? Finally, Jim gets in there to extract his wife and drag her out of the party. Amber says that she never said that Nicole broke up a family and that Melissa just completely twisted her words. Cut to the scene in the car where Amber very clearly says, “It was Nicole that broke up a family.” Jim is walking Amber out through the kitchen and that is where Bobby is hanging out with the Joes. That explains why they didn’t intervene. Jim throws some of Amber’s hair on the counter and tells him what went down. Then someone Rino stirs the pot by telling Jim to get his wife to shut her mouth about his family. Then Rino asks why Jim didn’t come out with the boys the other night and Jim starts ranting about how he works with the government to stop mortgage fraud. Joe Gorga gets pissed and chases Jim out of the house. And….
Next week we will get to see the guys brawl in the front yard. #Klassy