Apparently, what you drive is very important to these ladies. Lydia drives a pretty black Porsha and has a medium sized dog. Lydia is a newlywed who recently married an architect named Andrew. The have a “snow house” that they jet off to every weekend. Lydia has three children and three step children. They all get along well. Lydia is studying Interior Design. Lydia wears the pants at home and Andrew wears the pants at work. Andrew spoils Lydia with gifts and cars. She currently wants a newer Porshe.
Gina describes herself as the ultimate drag queen. She loves clothes and over the top accessories. She has two boy, 16 and 23 and a poodle. Gina can cook. I want to eat whatever that is she is feeding her sons. She has two sisters who are fashion designers. Gina is a lawyer, called a barrister in Australia. She wears the white wig like they do in England. Gina’s boyfriend recently moved the to the US.
Andrea is married to a plastic surgeon, Chris. Andrea has a skin center connected to his business. The deal with all sorts of models and celebrities. She wants us to know that she lives in the best neighborhood and works in the best neighborhood in Melbourne. They have a fancy beach house on the peninsula. It’s all very posh. She has three kids ages 10,8 and 5.
Lydia goes to lunch with Gina and Andrea. Lydia suggest that Gina take a lover while her man is away but Gina is not interested. Andrea jokes about having Chris on a twenty dollar a week allowance. Andrea is having a party.
Janet has shoulder length blonde hair. She never washes her own hair. She goes to the salon three or four times of week. She has hair extensions, lash extensions, botox. She lives in a hotel during the week and has a weekend home. Janet is a property developer. Janet is single and loving it. She is wearing a one shouldered dress in her talking head. How disappointing.
Janet and Andrea go lunch and Andrea invites her to the party. Janet wants to go to a psychic.
As luck would have it, Jackie is a psychic. Jackie’s husband is named Ben. He’s a bit odd. He’s in a rock band called Silver Chair. Jackie thinks her husband looks like Johnny Depp. Jackie clearly needs an eye exam. Perhaps they should check her head as well. They interview a cleaning lady and insure she is okay down with picking up bongs and sex toys. They assure her they have a special cabinet to store the sex toys in
Janet goes to Jackie for a reading. Jackie says Janet has amazing energy. There is another marriage coming for Janet. She is moving. She needs to help Mattie. Her step son’s grandfather tells her that her ex is not spending enough time with his son. Her grandfather says you can smoke in heaven. She is going to be selling three pieces of her jewelry. Her grandmother has be dimming the lights to let her know she is around. Janet is pleased and says she is the real deal. Jackie invites Janet to the party.
Chyka is the social center of the group it seems. She is married to her husband Chris. They own a catering company and other related businesses. Chris is hot. They attend a lot of charity events. I love Cyhka’s house. She has two kids, her daughter lives in New York and her son is still in school there.
The Cocktail Party
Jackie is the new girl in town and is expecting a lot of scrutiny. Chyka is already ragging on Gina’s Vegas showgirl makeup. I mean yes, it is a bit much but she likes it. Jackie is already questioning the sanity of throwing a party for new fat sucking machines. I agree. Of course the topic quickly moves to Jackie being psychic.
The ladies all go to dinner and Jackie is peppered with questions. For some reason the conversations goes to prenups. Jackie said she didn’t believe in them and her husband never asked for one. Gina seems to imply that it is because Jackie and her husband don’t have much money. Lydia says they have a conjugal rights agreement.
Janet discusses her husband’s infidelity. Andrea is horrified by the conversation. Jackie a Gina speak about her stateside man. Jackie asks her if she is moving there. Gina says perhaps the psychic should tell her. Jackie says she is not moving there and she will dump him. Gina asked Jackie if she is going to have an affair. Gina says what does she think, Gina says yes. Jackie says, well there you go. In her talking head she says she doesn’t believe he is having an affair.
Next episode Jackie and Gina got to lunch and clash over the conversation.
I am going to take a quick food break and then I will recap the next episode.