UPDATED!
Two seasons ago we were blessed with a self-absorbed pathological liar who never saw a mirror she didn’t like. He name was Danielle Murphree and I wrote her autobiography here based on stupid shit she said on the live feeds. It’s a good read even if you are not a big brother watcher. This season, we have Caleb Reynolds who is a pathological liar of Danielle Murphree proportions. I wonder if she is seeing anybody. Can you imagine a Caleb and Danielle showmance? Danielle’s imaginary cancer was something to behold. How do these people pass the psyche eval? I assume there is some one question test. Do you have mental health issues? No? Okay fine, welcome to the Big Brother house.
I’ve been keeping up with Caleb’s lies since the beginning of the season. This thread is a compilation of Caleb’s lies since the first day. I will update them as more arise. I figured it was time to finally group them together and get something up because, I think Caleb’s time on Big Brother 16 may be nearing an end.
So grab some popcorn and enjoy the many, many, lies of Caleb Reynolds.
Caleb’s Childhood:
He never had a happy meal as a kid.
His mother worked 7 days a week to put food on the table, yet his maternal grandfather is a land baron worth millions.
His granpappy made him eat raw squirrel guts as a kid to toughen him up.
Used to go cow tipping until he grew up and realized it could kill the cows.
When he was four he was in the hospital with two broken ankles. The doctor said he would never walk again. While he was in the hospital, an African man came in and grabbed Caleb by the ankles and healed him. His parents missed the whole thing because they were at McDonald’s. The doctor said it was a medical mystery. After this, his father the preacher would hold Caleb up during sermons about miracles.
He won a poetry competition with a poem about concentration camps and a senator (or was it the governor?) came to hear him recite it.
He was the only white guy on his high school basketball team.
He was the star football player in high school he set a record once with five interceptions in one game.
His dad was in special forces in the army.
His dad is a preacher.
His father owned a construction company with 1000 employees. They built 30 houses everyday.
His dad made $50,000 an hour, and built the biggest house for nine counties around. It had multiple movie theaters and horses.
His father invented a new breed of dog, it’s a cross between a bulldog and a dogo argentine. He sells pups for $2000 each.
He attended West Point for two years before dropping out.
Caleb’s Employment History:
He failed his psych test when he returned from active duty. There was nothing wrong with him because seven other people failed the same test. The psychiatrist just pushed his buttons and then passed on bad reports on him to the next psychiatrist.
The Indianapolis Colts were scouting him right before he entered the house.
He works at Lowes.
He’s a professional country singer who was asked to cut an album, he turned them down because he was too busy working at Lowes.
He was offered roles in pornos, but turned them down.
He was asked to be a Chippendale dancer, but turned them down.
He was a Sports Illustrated model who posed nude except for a strategically placed fireman’s helmet. He had only 4% body fat for the shoot and could not do a single sit up because it was just muscle on muscle.
He is a Wilhelmina Model.
He is a Calvin Klein Model.
He created a clothing line called Not of This World.
He turned down Wilhelmina Models to become an actor. When he leaves the house he will be getting many lead actor roles in major motion pictures.
He was offered a bit part in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie where he had one line to say to Johnny Depp because Depp’s stunt man was dating his friend. She got him the gig and they offered him $1,000,000 but then she got knocked up and that ruined everything.
He’s a professional song writer.
He plans to be the next John Legend or Alan Thicke when he leaves the house.
He’s a professional dog groomer.
He’s a professional juggler.
He’s a professional dance instructor.
He’s a personal trainer with lots of clients.
He’s a professional horse whisperer.
He’s a dietician.
He’s a nutritionist.
He served somewhere between 11 months and four years active combat duty depending on the story.
He was a paramedic in the military. During his combat, he put tourniquets on many of his buddies after they had limbs blown off.
He was a jailer in the prisons in Iraq where he tazed a prisoner who was incarcerated for not paying his child support.
He used to be a factory worker where he made the biscuits for Red Lobster.
Caleb’s Relationships With Women:
Caleb’s philosophy of dating, “Of course, once a week, once every two weeks, I want to dress up nice, me and my old girlfriend go out. I want to be that guy that gets to open the door for her, smack her on the butt. She looks back at me and says, ‘what?’. You know, ‘you’re my girlfriend’, you know what I mean. ‘Sit down, shut up’. Close the door, I get in the drivers seat.”
He waited on Amber for 28 days, and never in his life had heput $500,000 on the line for nobody. And he dated a girl for four years and wouldn’t even buy her Pop Tarts when she was hungry.
He cured his girlfriend of her drug addiction and led her to Jesus, all without ever buying her so much as a poptart. People openly laughed at him while telling the story.
The female producers in the diary room are all in love with him.
When he was at the airport on his way to BB, he said he saw Amber. He fell in love instantly and new GOD had sent her to him. Then he when he saw Amber in the BB house, he fell in love with her because they have so much in common. Just like him, she eats using meal plans and reads the bible.
All the bars in his Kentucky town are packed with whores every night who throw themselves at him because he and his brother (the minister) are the hottest guys in town.
Caleb’s Realty TV Experience:
He had to choose whether to go on in BB or Survivor first. Because Allison is over both of them. And he was chosen for both.
He was almost a finalist on The Voice.
He made it through all the interviews and stuff for Survivor.
He made it to the finals for The Amazing Race.
His family was hired by the TruTV network for a hunting show. Or maybe a bounty show the show never happened.
His family was hired by Discovery Channel to film 5 seasons of the TruTV show but that didn’t work out.
He almost did The Bachelor and there was so much paper work involved! He decided not to do it after all that work because he was not sure he was stable enough.
He’s doing Naked and Afraid next.
He also wants to pitch his own show where he goes around the country and dates fat ugly girls. He will pick them up in a horse-drawn carriage and be sweet to them because some girls never get to date.
Caleb’s Talents and Skills:
He can type over 100 words per minute and could be a court stenographer (he didn’t know the job title).
He only poops once or twice a week because he only eats super nutrient rich foods and there is not much his body doesn’t use. (Or else he is full of shit all the time.)
He restores Harley Davidsons.
He pierced his nipple with a needle and a cork.
He’s a certified scuba diver.
He is psychic and always knows who is going to be picked for veto before the names are drawn.
He speaks Spanish fluently.
He speaks Arabic fluently.
Perhaps one day he will speak English fluently.
He can drink 30 Bud Lights without getting drunk.
He enjoys giving intravenous fluids .
He enjoys wrestling with men, cuddling men, ogling men, grinding on men and sleeping with men.
He enjoys wearing mascara and nail polish on TV.
He enjoy’s watching movies, especially romantic comedies. The Notebook is his favorite movie.
He can push a rolled up dollar bill through a potato.
He can pop a wheelie on a motorcycle at 100 mph.
He can kill a pig with a stick.
He’s an awesome snowboarder who was grinding the rails as soon as he started snowboarding.
He’s never played soccer, but he already knows he’s great at it and could play professionally if he wanted to.
He’s a great gymnast who does lots of cool tricks like backflips and one-handed cartwheels.
He’s a squirrel rescuer.
He knows all the formulas and volumes to be a hair stylist.
He’s a squirrel killer, he once killed a garbage bag full of them.
He’s resistant to mosquitos. Mosquitos never bite him. Ever. He’s never had a mosquito bite.
He has completed the cinnamon challenge many times without issue.
He’s a great table flipper. Four days after he returned from Iraq he went out drinking with some buddies and a bunch of, he called them Hajjis (Sidenote: He seems to think that is a derogatory term for Arabs but it’s really a term for Muslims who have made the trip to Mecca) sat next to them and his fluency in Arabic let him know they were talking about the various neighborhoods in Dallas they lived in (Sidenote: There are not Arabic words for Dallas neighborhoods) So he flipped their table and went all angry man. A female police officer slammed him on the hood of her patrol car and he threatened to beat the brakes off of her. He was so muscular that they could not cuff him because his arms would not reach. So she decided to just let him go if his buddies promised to take him straight home.
He’s a fourth degree black belt in…. something. Said right before he fell on his ass displaying his skills on national TV.
He’s a drummer.
He went to the state championship for darts in high school.
Updates to follow as Caleb Reynolds’s lies continue on …Big Brother 16.
Um the “Not of This World” Christian clothing line was actually started by one of my daughter’s friends from her old church: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_of_this_World_(apparel)
Are you sure Caleb wasn’t a clothing designer and creator of the line back when he was 13? 🙂
Already an update for tomorrow.. remind me. Caleb says that he will sign his comic picture from the POV comp (Christine won) and he will sell it for thousands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. His comic is all he can talk about.
Hilarious delusion
But he is also a “LYRICAL GENIUS” as well!
Oh, my bad, my wife just told me that this is a lie as well !
Thanks for the post, I love it. Have a great day.
ps: See if you can find the “ass waxing” story that he claims to have on video and see if you can shed light on that one. ( no pun intended )
It was supposedly on You Tube and has since been taken down. I wonder why?
*Caution*:::: Parts of that story are disgusting!
It is hysterical that Caleb beieves he will be Americas Favorite Player! He has said that numerous times on BBAD! No chance in Hell, Caleb.
Ah yes, all the pathological liars think they will be AFP!
how sad is it that someone has to spend so much time researching someone they see on tv. It’s a reality show. Caleb in real life is a good guy, has he told stories, stretched truths and maybe lied a little bit on the show well duh that’s what big brother is for. In real life Caleb is a good guy who puts friends family and God first.
How sad is it that someone has to tell so many lies about himself…why?? is he really that insecure or is it that he’s just that delusional?? I have NEVER disliked someone I have never met as much as I absolutely despise him!!!!!
He is a true sociopath. He scares the bejezuz out of me – like some character on Criminal Minds. What is listed here are the mild things he has lied about. If he is such a great person, then why has he said offensive things about women, gays, african americans, jews, etc. in the live feeds? And if he loves his family so much why has he told stories about his brother forcing his wife to put warm deer guts in her mouth or his dad making him eat guts as punishment? He is one twisted individual.
I think we have a buyer for Caleb’s signed comic picture from the POV comp. SOLD to Adam for .99 cents. Well worth every penny.
SCARY! SCARY! We all know that Caleb is all too aware of the cameras…and of course, he thinks that he is the star of the show and that the cameras follow him everywhere he goes. NOW, if you can, go back to Wednesday night’s episode, you MUST go to the conversation between Caleb and Victoria…when he is telling her that he only ‘likes’ her and she keeps insisting that no, ”he loves her”. He says that ”love, that’s a dangerous word…” THEN, HE TURNS AROUND AND LOOKS RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA AFTER HE SAYS THAT. WE KNOW HE WAS LOOKING DIRECTLY AT AMBER THROUGH THAT LENS! YOU JUST HAVE to watch it, it will make your skin crawl! I paused my screen to look at his eyes. WOW! Psychotic? Possibly! Also, would we even be surprised if he was lying about being in the military too? Has anyone fact checked that one?
Holy crap did you do a ton of work on this! Thanks, TT. Hmmmm, I bet you BB steals this (ever-growing) list at the reunion! I loved it when Derrick walked away when Caleb was starting his bar story. He knew the table flipping was “borrowed” from Theresa…
When you have to ‘borrow’ stories from Tre you know you’re circling the drain of sanity.
yeah thanks. I know thieves will steal. but hopefully the good folks will credit me.
On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 2:15 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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This list has been on reddit for days — i don’t want ppl stealing from tamara but she shouldnt steal from others. just give credit to the source of 90% of this.
I beg your pardon? My source is CALEB and the thread about hid lies on survivor sucks. Isn’t reddit a retweeting site? Do they even have original material? The source is the live feeds, idiot. I’ve been compiling this for weeks. Have a seat.
I, for one, am grateful that TT, UF, TC and others follow the live feeds the way they do. I would become obsessed with it all. Luckily, I can come here and get the highlights. Because of the HOURS these people spend on live feeds, I can get some much needed sleep.
If you can’t show a little gratitude for the time and work that goes into a post like this, maybe you should go back to reddit?
Cat, it appears to be the TVFishbowl crew again. I thought their obsession with me was over, but their BB twitter account just tweeted me the same thing.
They seem to enjoy defaming me all over the Internet. They’ve made numerous claims that my lawyer with Sheree worked for free and I kept the donations, even when my attorney stated that she did not work for free on twitter. Next it was I have scams all over the Internet taking donations for various things under various names… It’s all very ridiculous.
And now Depsite having done the same post two years ago on another BB liar, I haven’t been keeping track of Caleb’s lies since he entered the house. Something I have mentioned I was doing here several times over the week.
It’s kind of creepy the level of obsession they have with me. Their site must be very slow because I know I don’t have time to be worried about what anyone else is doing.
On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 6:54 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Well, it just gots to show how stupid they are. They are wasting their time here. Your regular readers know how hard you work, and how much time you put into your blogs. Fuck them.
Maybe you don’t need to fix the hole in the fence. I think maybe bear traps are in order.
I have seen the “other” list as well. Caleb IS a liar, not shocking more than one person would post about it. I do think Tamra’s post was much more detailed and much more entertaining! Which is why we read her blog!!
Tamara, so are these the lies or the truths you found? I honestly never paid attention to his back story, until he started stalking the mixed girl.
seriously?
On Mon, Aug 4, 2014 at 2:18 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I for 1 LOVE ur blog. right on point @ Caleb for sure! alot of us read ur blog, keep up the good work. we no there will always b assholes out there… they can …well KISS OUR ASSES!!!!
So because he has done something once he is a ‘professional’ at it? He cut his dog’s hair once so hes a professional groomer, mother took his photo, he’s a professional model. Accidentally walked onto a film set for local Subway ad, he is now a professional actor. All the while he is probably a dud root and over compensating.
This post Tamara is going to need frequent updating at this rate. His post eviction delusions will be interesting.
I think walking into the Subway sohot makes him a sandwich artist too…
There is so much more that comes out of Caleb’s mouth. He talks and talks and talks. It is mind numbing.
Earlier this week on the live feeds Caleb sang a couple of lines of a song that he claimed he wrote. Then a short time later social media BLEW up because the viewers recognized the song by a singer I wont name that was a finalist on the VOICE and has millions of hits on YouTube. The singer slammed Caleb on twitter for claiming his song.
Usually when a HG sings on the live feeds we get FISHES. But not this time. I suspect the button boy believed it was Caleb’s song.
Caleb’s picture above with the gelled out spiky hairstyle is the perfect pick me for when I have a depressing day.
I just posted he was a songwriter….
But you are not going to post the songwriters name? That’s curious. Is it because you know I already know? Or you had some need to poke hole in that particular lie?
It wasn’t a post about going to any trouble to prove his lies, it’s just about LAUGHING AT CALEB.
On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 2:45 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Sure we can laugh at him, but I was just showing how detailed some Caleb’s “claims” are and that he got called out on it unbeknown to him.
With regards to the name of the singer whose song Caleb claimed as his own, I was just being a dick and didn’t want to promote the singer here in this forum. Nobody’s heard of him anyway.
TT, you really put a lot of work and great one liners into this post.
Thank you.
Watching Tyrant also.
Thanks. I adore Tyrant with all it’s faults. I just don’t want to talk about it with any of y’all. I am usually a few eps behind.
On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 2:52 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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OMG you like Tyrant too? I love that show the season finale was so twisted and delicious. The main character is also gorgeous so that also helps.
He told a story where his grandfather or father made him eat squirrel guts to toughen him up. (Not cooked)
He is refurbishing a rare Harley Davidson motorcycle.
He has thought about going to hairstyle/cutting school.
I’ve met some kooky hairstylists in my time, however Caleb with a sharp object around me would be a bad idea.
This part is probably true, but he also said he hasn’t had sex in about a year. I guess all that duct tape & rope gets in the way.
When he was at the airport on his way to BB, he said he saw Amber. He fell in love instantly and new GOD had sent her to him. Then he when he saw Amber in the BB house, he fell in love with her because they have so much in common. Just like him, she eats using meal plans (LOL) and reads the bible. This stuff is just laughably corny so that is why I included it.
It would be a miracle if he doesn’t have several restraining orders for professional stalking. I wonder if he learned tout his woman in time out from his BFF, Sean Penn…
Hilarious! What a resume!
He claims he only poops twice a week. Lolz
Very strange, why does Caleb feel anyone cares when he poops? Nasty.
Because hes superhuman with the ability to hold days worth of stool! Wowzers!
And here I thought he was just full of shit. 🙂
This is great and thanks for the link to your great write up of Danielle. I’d forgotten her but loved revisiting her. Caleb is the male version.
On a side note, Mosquitos don’t bite me either, but this will be the last time I ever mention it to anyone because it sounds like a huge lie and who cares, anyway?
This is HILARIOUS! I actually have a “Caleb” in my life – a graphic designer aka self-proclaimed professional” filmmaker/branding expert/digital strategist/inventor/photographer, etc. etc. who is really just a professional scam artist. He & Caleb are of the same cloth – he told me he had BRAIN CANCER too – but I really think they are mentally ill sociopaths – they lie, believe their own lies, and think everyone is too stupid to catch on! It’s sad but also disturbing – at least this Caleb guy seems benign – my guy has had 18 court cases against him caused by his web of lies!
That’s the tip to loonies online, they always have terminal illnesses, then they dont die. So many do th esame routine.
He poops once a week. MAYBE twice.
This is not a response…just an addition. What is so “unique” about that???? It’s not an accomplishment, but rather a person who makes extremely poor dietary choice which cases the body to slow.
Uh…wha?
Great compilation, TT. I love starting my day with laughs. The garbage bag of dead squirrels reminded me of his comment that he once killed a squirrel by squeezing/popping it’s head off. There are many things he says that are repulsive but that really turned my stomach.
Now, to continue laughing, I’m going to reread the Danielle Murphee post. Thanks for the link. Enjoy your day. You’ve got a busy night coming.
Yes and he thinks these stories are attractive to girl.
Great reporting! Caleb also reminds me of Tony Curtis playing the Boston Strangler, whilst dressed in his Some Like It Hot clothes. He hasn’t a clue. When people hope to impress others the fastest way is to say how many lives they’ve saved, human and animal.
Pasture him out in a lettuce patch like Caleb in East of Eden, with barbed wire around it.
After the Murphree season I rarely watched the show and never the feeds again, she harmed me. I watch the show, if I remember, this season and didnt know all of his bullshit. I know people looked up Danielle story and busted her, has anyone found out what Caleb really does?
He had to choose whether to go on in BB or Survivor first. Because Allison is over both of them. And he was chosen for both.
The thing that kills me most is that he had NO IDEA that he is a joke.
And he won’t get it even after, even if he sees this site.
Last night, Caleb and others were thanking about dating/dates. The following line is classic.
Caleb says “sometimes we’ll go cow tipping. We don’t do that any more because I’m grown up and know that you can kill them”
PETA will be proud. He’s progressed.
Someone tweeted a list similar to this to Caleb’s brother and he claimed it was 70% accurate….lol.
The list tweeted to Caleb’s brother only had about half the info of Tamra’s. His brother seems just like Caleb. He tweeted Thursday’s show was supposed to do a feature of Caleb’s family…..but it didn’t air???
Where did you find this information?
Sarah,
It’s called live feeds. These are all things Caleb has said in the house.
On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 1:23 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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How do we all stand being so average when we see people like Caleb and Danielle on TV? We all could have dropped out of Westpoint too if we tried hard enough.
Funny!
I thought there was only one horse whisperer and he was killed by a horse.
I could be wrong.
Don’t forget although his mother worked 7 days a week to put food on the table, his maternal grandfather is a land baron worth millions. He also claims that the lady in the Diary Room is always hitting on him. I can’t help but believe that Jesus must come to Caleb for advice.
Crap. I totally thought the DR lady was in there. 🙂
I have been adding his insane lies for weeks. There is something nearly every day! I love that Derrick called him out on the Westpoint thing. I think that was Derrick’s breaking point.
On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 4:37 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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When I did this post for the Danielle Murphree post her college sorority sisters came out of the woodwork with information.
On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 4:41 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> Crap. I totally thought the DR lady was in there. 🙂 > > I have been adding his insane lies for weeks. There is something nearly > every day! I love that Derrick called him out on the Westpoint thing. I > think that was Derrick’s breaking point. > > > On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 4:37 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
Can we add that he never had a happy meal as a kid? That’s my favorite part of Caleb’s “His dad made $50,000 an hour” story
You mean he didn’t buy a happy meal when he was panhandling at truck stops?
On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 5:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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OMG really hilarious on a crappy day.
Thank You
I can verify the story about trying out on “The Voice” is true. He is from my hometown and was interviewed about it. It would not surprise me if he was the only white guy on his high school basketball team knowing the student body population. He was also in Iraq and filmed a Mother’s Day message from Baghdad that was shown on local tv. But, the majority of claims he is spewing is pure nuts !
I want to understand if he was guarding Iraqi prisoners of War at Abu Graib he claims he spent some of his time hazing one of them because he didn’t make his child sipper payments.
What’s that got to do with war? And isn’t that the prison that suffered a huge scandal for gross negligence in treatment of prisoners by guards.Water boarding comes to mind. Maybe that’s why he (allegedly) had an early discharge.
Pierced his nipple with a needle and a cork.
OOOH I didn’t watch last night. I guess that would fall under skills/abilities/ talents?
On Mon, Aug 4, 2014 at 7:54 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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O/T
;I get really irate when your work is posted and not credited. I sent you a ink via email. The thing that really bothered me was this particular commenter always seems to credit the source(ie: jokers, etc) when she pastes a ink to live feed updates. She must must think that no one reads this blog.
The commenters on the forum are for the most part literate,intelligent, funny and snarky. I had given her a lot more credit than this until now.
Rant over for now.
Deco, if you are referring to this post, it’s pretty common for folks to start keeping track of the season’s pathological liar. It’s all stuff they say, it’s just a list with my own twist of humor on the situation.
As for other stuff… it gets stolen all the time.
On Mon, Aug 4, 2014 at 2:44 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Hajjis is a derogatory term some soldiers use for Iraqis.
He also tried to get out of shaving his head, by saying he has a derogatory tatoo on his head. It didn’t work so, he had to confess that was a lie.
Last night he claimed he could type 100+ words per minute and could be a court steno with no training if he wanted to.
On Tue, Aug 5, 2014 at 2:46 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Does he know that court demographers don’t use a standard typewriter? He is a Richard Cranium.
He had a girlfriend who was a drug addict. He rehabilitated her. Her bf made her do drugs. Now she’s huge in ministry.
They all just bust up laughing as soon as he starts talking. They know bullshit is to follow.
He said that he’s had women ask him to pay them for sex. THAT I kinda believe.
Christine’s husband spoke out on twitter about her non stop flirting and cuddling with Cody. He said it was disrespectful to him, and they would have a lot of things to work out when she gets home…..he said he is done defending her. Can’t help but feel bad for the guy (:
Much like Danielle Murfree, he has breast cancer now too, and will need surgery after he gets home…
oh lord.
On Tue, Aug 5, 2014 at 9:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Sorry Dos Equis, but Caleb is the most interesting man in the world!
He can also type 100 WPM because his mother is a court stenographer, and he’s been offered blowjobs in exchange for $50 several times (Donny moved away from him on the couch after hearing that one.)
I came in on the tale end of he typing story, but I thought it was Jocasta’s whose mother is a court stenographer for real. Maybe he said his mom is too…. lol.
Thanks TT. I watch the lives feeds and have heard caleb tell many of these lies. He is definately suffering from clinical narcissitic personality disorder. How did he get through the casting process to be on BB???
Thank you for the best laugh I have had since BB16 first aired. It is unfortunate that Caleb lacks self-esteem and must live in a fantasy world. Hope he gets help for it. When he exits the BB house and is not met by thousands of screaming fans and hundreds of horny females, I am afraid this bat-shit crazy fantasist is going to go postal. In the meantime, let him continue to live in his fantasy world and your posts are wonderful.
I watch the show but I haven’t heard Caleb talk that much about himself. Where did all these supposedly lies come from? I don’t believe he said all those things. Makes no sense. He does not even do a lot of talking from what I’ve seen. He sits around quiet and upset because Amber is not interested in him. I’m sorry but I see nothing wrong with Caleb. Now Zack is off! Frankie has to be one of the most liars on there. I can’t stand him. In my opinion Caleb is getting a raw deal.
I haven’t watched all the after dark episodes but when I do he’s always to himself and not saying much.
ROFLMAO. I love my commenters with magical TVs.
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 8:22 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Watching last night’s BBAD now, Caleb has Amber’s bunny slippers on again. I was sure he would have boiled them by now.
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 8:24 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> ROFLMAO. I love my commenters with magical TVs. > > > On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 8:22 AM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
I don’t have a magical TV, it’s real. You always get your panties/briefs (don’t know if you are a male/female/shemale) in a bunch when someone do not agree with you or state confusion,etc. toddles……..
I’m pretty much always commando if that helps. This is a factual post, not opinion. You are just really, really stupid. Please keep toddling…
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 8:30 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh God Tamara, TMI…. :).
Sometimes Tamara has to go commando, Sequoia…
They don’t show all the lies he tells on the cbs edited shows of BB. I have the live feeds and I promise you that I have heard Caleb say many of the lies that Tamara has listed here on the feeds. Now, of course, I don’t watch the feeds 24/7, so Tamara has a few on here that I haven’t actually heard Caleb say, but I don’t doubt everything Tamara has listed on here that Caleb said for a second. The dude is a compulsive liar. Also, please look up Narcissitic Personality Disorder because he truly is suffering from this. I’m not trying to be mean, I’m only telling the truth. This guy has major issues. Seriously. These are the lies that I have actually heard him say on the live feeds:
1. The story about him waking up as a child and not being able to move from the waste down. He was rushed to the hospital where specialist from around the country were brought in, none of them could figure out what was wrong. While his parents went out to get McDonalds, a black man walked in his room and healed him.
2. He posed for Sports Illustrated and had 4% body fat at the time.
3. He’a going to do Survivor, The Bachelor, Amazing Race, Naked and Afraid. I saw a video of him doing an interview for a local radio station saying that he did several auditions for the voice. Not sure if he’s lieing about that one but I wouldnt doubt he is.
4. He’s a master Jujitsu Instructor
5. He’s a year away from being a Master Personal Trainer and will be able to work for Doctors and make $70,000 a year. He’s also a Dietician.
6. He was offered to do porn and turned it down.
7. His Dad lives in a million dollar house.
8. People at the Country Club where he lives pay $500/month to be a member.
9. His brother flies helicopters and makes $10K a month doing so.
10. He was at West Point (prestigeous military academy), when Derrick called him out on that lie, Caleb just started laughing and walked away.
I don’t even know how to describe thia guy except for he has several mental issues.
Are you serious right now Erin? You’re obviously not watching Big Brother! Caleb NEVER shuts up! You MUST live in his delusional world!
Listening to the live feeds from last night. Caleb admits he failed his psych test when he came back. He says it’s okay because 7 other people did too. Caleb says he was really paranoid and coming back was an adjustment.
I wish they would talk about the psych test for the show.
@TT I read on joker’s site that many cites will not show Big Brother on Thursday due to preseason football….Dallas being one of them! I will be desperate to read your blog…..no pressure 🙂
Do you realize how popular this list has become on bigbrotheronline? Someone posted this site and everyone is reading it and they all think it’s absolutely the best and funniest ever. I totally agree and find myself returning often to see if this list has been updated. THANKS, you’re terrific!
Thanks, and you shamed me into updating. Working on it now.
New one from last john, can type over 110 wpm
Oops never mind, I see it in the list
Last night Caleb told Frankie & Zach that he was diagnosed with PTSD.
TT you CALLED it after the very first time you saw his casting interview. Gurl you are good.
Yeah, he said that is why he failed the psych test. I can’t imagine how he got through to BB their psych test must be non existent.
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 4:28 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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“He was offered roles in pornos, but turned them down.”
The parts were too small. 😀
heh
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 4:42 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Hell you people act like Caleb is an over weight drug user or something. He’s a very attractive man. Sorry but I’m not getting on the hate bandwagon. Didn’t get on it when many followers were clowning Kenya Moore (despite the lies put on her) and I’m not getting on it now.
Lol…..too funny! So his lies are fine, and the way he stalked Amber is fine because YOU think he is cute?! Thanks I needed a giggle tonight! He stole Amber’s slippers….is holding her make up brushes hostage to force her on a date out off the house!! The guy is a total douche…..will need serious mental health outside of the house!!
It’s ok to be a horrible/psychotic human being, as long as you are attractive. Right, got it. Well there is my free pass to be a major dick to everyone now. 🙂
You need to get to gravatar.com Micheal and share your hotness with the rest of the class.
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 8:57 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It’s sad there are so many girls like you in the world. How old are you? I suggest you learn to steer away from pathological liars and sociopaths….or let Darwinism take effect. either way.
On Wed, Aug 6, 2014 at 8:27 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Earth to Erin: You are already on the bandwagon, dearie. You are here. Although I don’t recall anyone saying they “hate” him. Puppy love is something we all go through when we are young and naive. You will grow out of it…someday…I hope.
Erin, the old, “if you’re attractive you can do no wrong” defense, huh? If he was an overweight drug user it would be ok to hate him? I’m trying to see the logic.
They say Ted Bundy was good looking. Does that excuse his actions then?
Caleb has a twin? Has he told this one before?
And he just retold the story of having the choice between Survivor BB and he will be on Survivor when he leaves.
He sais about TAR this time that his brother the army ranger and him were not allowed to be on because it was the blood versus water season. ON TAR. They corrected him to say that is Survivor.
He started the kill a pig with a stick story and FISH.
When return he says as soon as he gets out of BB is going to call to let them know he is ready to go be on Survivor. Oh god,
I can’t wait for the next season of Survivor. I sincerely hope that he will never be on Survivor. Last I heard the new season of Blood v Water is already filming, so no idea how he could be on that (so either delusional or he ‘thinks’ he will be on a later season). If he is this ‘off’ in the BB house imagine what he would do under the stress of Survivor. Kind of scary to imagine. Would you recap Survivor TT?
No, I don’t like to recap network competition shows taped way far out because the winners are usually online somewhere before the show begins. I go to great lengths to keep from being spoiled. If I did it here all it takes is one person to come dashing and posting about the winner … I’ve learned not to tweet or even mention shows that tape in advance but that doesn’t keep some genius from running on here saying things like I know who he proposes to! Or I know who left due to medical reasons!
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HATE those people. Earlier seasons aired in Australia delayed by awhile, so spoilers always got out. I like to choose my top two who I think will make it to the end from the first episode and see how it goes. I love Survivor, hopefully this is a good season and not full of people whinging and going home because they are cold.
I think the one filming now is another blood versus water one. We should probably not talk about it lest some know it all appear. 🙂
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You forgot professional swing-dancer. He can flip them girls up around his head and all them tricks. And the country club he refers to is $500/yr…but it’s all inclusive, no cart or green fees and you eat and drink for free.
Now that Frankie has outed himself about being Ariana Grandes brother, wonder how Caleb will top that?
I deployed with this fool to Iraq. His stories are ridiculous, most of the things he talks about never happened.
what was his job in the army, was he really an 11b or is he just full of crap and was some type of supply truck driver type, a chairborn ranger as we use to say
Hard to say. He told Rachel in the pre show interview he went and was stuck working in a jail and the prisoners made fun of him and he hated it and got out as soon as he came home.
He is 11b but when we were in Iraq he was a prison guard yes. The deployment was easy, and ridiculous compared to the things that others go through. We never once went outside the wire, never saw any action minus a few mortar rounds, and the living conditions were pretty darn awesome for a combat zone. Mind you he joined (transferred to) the Texas guard so he could deploy, and the camp cropper mission was the biggest thing going on with the Texas guard at the time. Homeboy was never active duty minus our 10 months overseas.
More, Anna!! Give us some stories.
He’s also said he has an associates degree in Criminal Justice… OY!
the guy is entertaining, he is so full of crap it is mind numbing at times, when he was trying to figure out the amber thing and he called her into the bee hive room and he was going to read a bible quote to her and she said she didnt have time for it was just so funny, he just looked so confused when he was tring to figure everything out and after everything was said and amber got so mad him and said he would be the first person she would put up, caleb still couldnt believe it and still believed he had a chance with her outside of the house, i cant wait til he gets out and watches himself and he finds out what a fool he looks like and all these tall tales he has told everyone comes back to bite him, but thats ok cause he thinks he is going to party with george clooney and brad pitt and the big brother after party and that cbs will be supplying their tuxsedos of course and flying them to vegas and this and that, delusions of grander… he will probably just be a walk on to the NFL team when he goes and watches practice anyway. i mean he has got 4.2 speed
CALEB’S spool of lies continues.
He has personal friends on many NFL football teams that he will ring up when he gets out of the house.
HELP ME UPDATE BECAUSE I’m WAY TOO TIRED TO DO THIS TONIGHT…LIST HIS NEWEST LIES HERE!
I saw that one about the NFL players. Caleb says that he really doesn’t see them a celebrities , just college football players. And all the time wearing his sleeveless hooded shirt. He tries to portray himself as a down south good ole boy outdoorsman, but when he dresses this way it makes him look super douchey .
Come on Caleb, get a grip; Frankie’s sister is a chick with no talent as many have never heard of the broad. And to be friends with Frankie to get his sister on board to meet Justin Bieber wow what losers. The boy is sexy, but as dumb as a door nail. And Frankie patting Caleb’s ass?? Let’s wonder folks?
Does anyone else think that Caleb would be the perfect guy for Casey Anthony.
Does anyone watch Tyrant? You know the murderous president guy? What’s his name Jamal? He keeps reminding me of someone and at times I think maybe it’s Caleb. They look nothing alike… but there is this weird vibe…
Anyone?
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OMG that’s hilarious but yes, they would both be so obsessed with each other! Match made in heaven
Actually, I think he’d be a perfect match for LeAnn Rimes. Both narcissists, but like the poster says about Danielle, LeAnn believes her own BS with all her heart and soul.
Danielle was a better narcissist , she actually believed the bs she was spewing.
Really early on he said he could run a mile in like 4 minutes and hold his breathe underwater for like 10 minutes…I don’t remember the exact numbers but they were ridiculous!
Caleb’s maternal grandfather is 70% Black foot Indian. First of all how doe you get to be 70% Indian. You are either a full blood, half blood, quarter blood, eighth or 16th? But lets not think logically about these lies. Because Caleb says he is 1/4 Blackfoot.
Actually it is possible to be 3/4 or 75% if he mother was half and his father was full blooded he would then be 3/4. Not that I believe him just stating how he could be almost be 70%
His grandpa, his mom’s dad is like 70% Blackfoot Indian (he thought this up while they were discussing Nicole’s dirty feet). He is 1/4. When his grandfather told him at age 14, he thought that meant his feet should actually be black.
They mocked the shit out if him.
Can you start a new blog for this? I had a hell of a time finding it.
I just wanted to say how much I have enjoyed reading this! I couldn’t keep up with Caleb’s bs so I have just been LMAO. I don’t know how the other house guests can stand to be in the same room with him but maybe they’ve learned to tune him out by now if that’s possible.
Yes, he told Donny he had two years of criminal justice credits. Lol
well that and all those medicine and law credits should really help him.
He was also talking about how he is the biggest thing in Kentucky because he made it on the The Voice. ROFLMAO.
HE TRIED OUT. He didn’t make it.
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Also if I do get around to updating he said he had lots of NFL football players in his phone.
Christine was ranting about one of the guys acting like they were a celeb on the football outing. Not sure if it was Caleb or Frankie.
On Tue, Aug 12, 2014 at 11:43 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> well that and all those medicine and law credits should really help him. > > He was also talking about how he is the biggest thing in Kentucky because > he made it on the The Voice. ROFLMAO. > > HE TRIED OUT. He didn’t make it. > > > On Tue, Aug 12, 2014 at 9:44 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
Another one of Caleb’s lies: I remember him saying to the house guest the first week or two that his family knew Johnny Football really well and could introduce them to Johnny if they ever wanted to meet him.
Caleb has said many times in the house that he didn’t drink alcohol for 6 months prior to coming into BB house. Just now on the live feeds he said he was “roasted” drunk for his BB interview.
I can’t even stand to look at him!! Tonight every time someone says something, he’s responding about himself… oh wait, he does that every night, never mind! He’s a legend in his own mind. The biggest narcissist I’ve ever seen! I can’t help but think he must have extremely low self esteem to feel he has to lie about everything in his life! Has anyone found any Sports Illustrated pics of him?? I can’t stand him, when are they going to smarten up and evict this “Beast Mode CowDUNG”???
I don’t know if this has already been listed but on BBAD overnight Saturday Caleb told Cody he had a 3.68 GPA in college. Just to add a side note….things that Caleb says that make me want to scream:
Quite frankly…
At the end of the day…
I’m a lyrical genius….
Beast mode……
I’m shredded….
I could go on but it would take too long
Wasn’t that right after he said he graduated 68th in a class of 70 from Hillbilly HS?
On Mon, Aug 18, 2014 at 7:57 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yes! He said that first lol
He is such a tool. He really thinks he is going to be a celebrity when he gets out of the house.
Quick name three people from #BB14….
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Jeff Jordan Rachael…..I think
Yes, he said he had a 3.6 GPA in two years of Junior College where he earned not only that Criminology degree mentioned above, but also a degree in Sociology. He said all of this in the same breath up stairs.
But weeks earlier, outside sunning with Frankie, he told Frankie that he failed Algebra I three times in highschool!
He also told Derrick that he was way smarter than him, that he had a higher IQ. When Derrick asked him what his IQ was, Caleb replied “70”. ROTFLMFFAO
I think they ask “Do you have mental health issues? YES? Okay fine, welcome to the Big Brother house. Weirdly enough, I thought he had some skills w/ the karate shit.
Wow! What a heck of a job you did! Thanks for all your hard work keeping up with this nutbags lies! 🙂
Sounds like my EX-husband! Good heavens.
I’m From where caleb is from and yes these are all lies but caleb does have have PTSD , bb should have noticed this before allowing him to appear on The show I just hope once he is home he gets the help he needs.
He probably lied about PTSD like he lies about everything else. He wouldn’t know the truth if it shook his hand and introduced itself.
Caleb is a joke. First the whole thing with Amber then all his bragging on himself. He has himself convinced he is a Super Star. The behavior with Frankie is disgusting. What woman would even want to be with him? His stupid bull is ruining his reputation. Personality sucks.
Thank God For Tamara!!! To watch Caleb talk endlessly, how Beastmode Cowboy will be Americas Favorite House Guest, is nauseating!!! This guy Needs a Reality Check ASAP!!! So, Crazy to watch a Pathological Liar live on tv. He would be a great case study for Psych majors!!!! Awesome job-Tamara!!!
This is amazing! I could swear I heard him say his brother is in Florida Georgia Line (perhaps backup singer). He hasn’t said it again since the Ariana revelation. I didn’t see it on the list, but it’s possible I overlooked it, which is easy to do with SOOO many to read.
I think he’s rude and self absorbed because he didn’t compete to get Frankie off the block and he still got to go meet football players and got safety
he may be rude at times and self centered but the comment about his downstairs….not true…it was a long time ago, but ive had a some of beastmode lol not bad at all
Dang, I thought he said he was saving himself for marriage
Who goes through all of this just to hate a person. Seems pretty sad and unnecessary. It’s a reality show, he’s not running for office. So what about lies, hell everybody in that house is a liar. Christine can’t even respect her own marriage and Cody whores himself around just to win. Leave Caleb alone. It’s not this serious. It’s more sad when a person does all this “research” just to hate on someone.
No research at all. Just watching the live feeds and documenting all the stupid shit he says. Easy peasy. And it’s been in the top ten posts nearly every week since I wrote it.
The fact that you “love” him seems pretty sad to me.
I agree Tamara lol….no ‘research’ here just observation!
Caleb lover, sowwy we hurt your wittle feewings. You’re right, Caleb is the bestest, smartest, and most wonderful human being in the history of the entire universe. I think he’ll probably be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his many humanitarian contributions. However have we managed without him?
I’m thrilled to have found this site! I was wondering about the awesomeness that is Caleb Reynolds. I knew he was “special” but I had no idea of the magnitude of his talents and accomplishments. He’s so much more than the handsomest, studliest, Jesuslovingest hunk of manmeat to ever be on tv. Thank you for the list. I’m sure it will just grow and grow. I’m going to look into becoming a contestant on his show about mercy dates for the unfortunate. You have changed my life!
the only thing that would save this season is a bitter jury and a caleb or victoria win, i would laugh for years, lmao
I would LOVE a Victoria win. As long as it isn’t Derrick that ends up taking her.
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My word! I am EXHAUSTED after reading this! When does he sleep???
I realize the guys likes to talk & tell stories (what else is there to do in the house?) but I don’t think it’s fair to say these are “all Lies” because you obviously don’t know that!
They’re not all lies. I believe he actually did beat a pig to death. So proud.
It is just hard to believe one person can have that much ego…he walks in on a conversation about a justin b. video, and he says hmm…wonder how many hits my hunting video is getting? They should show a montage of him going on and on talking talking about himself.
“Beast mode cowboy” means sexually attracted to animals according to the Urban Dictionary. What a tool.
That entry was created because of Caleb. It wasn’t part of the urban dictionary until after BB16 started
Wow now I will laugh whenever he says that phrase lol
I just found this site and can’t imagine how I’ve missed this all this time. I did get lucky enough to see a link on another site and followed you here. Hit the jackpot! Your writing is real and most importantly hysterical! Just had to jump in on the court “stenographer” since I am one. We have not been called stenographers in decades. We are certified shorthand court reporters with titles after our names like CSR. The machine we use is definitely NOT like the regular keyboard and we type at speeds over 225 plus words per minute. We don’t type letters but syllables and phrases – totally shorthand and not easy to learn by the way. Mr. Delusional wouldn’t be able to handle this what with all the other professions he is proficient at! Try to prove that lie, Caleb (can’t and won’t call him BMC)
Everyone in the house knows he tells tall tales. Leave him alone!
I have been reading this blog since yesterday. I thoroughly enjoy it and the humor is spot on. I especially giggled at the always full of shit and landing flat on ass part priceless. As far as Caleb goes his homophobic and racist commentary rubbed me the wrong way from the beginning. He however as a person in general is an enigma for me very difficult too understand and even more difficult too tolerate. I do not understand why he feels the need too keep using that beast mode phrase over and over and over again. I also do not understand his sexist and misogynistic attitude either especially acting as if he is the king of a reality television show castle. I am a fan now and will continue too be so keep up the great work.
I was watching old live feeds and on 6/28 at 1:00 AM Caleb laughed at Pao when she used the word “stiffer” and said “ha ha, there’s no such word as stiffer. You need to say ‘much more stiff’ ” which is WRONG!! Add Linguistics to his resume.
His dad was in fact in Special Forces. This is accurate. I know the group he was in and everything. My hubby is SF.
I’m curious, how you researched all of these statements to determine they are lies? Maybe I misunderstood the purpose of your post. Were you simply stating every interesting comment Caleb has made? I am sure Caleb would be flattered that you care so much about him to spend that amount of time documenting his statements but you should really have your own sanity checked because most sane people don’t obsess over t.v. personalities to this degree. Just saying.
And yet here you off, months after posting reading them. See how that works? Thanks for the views!
All I can say is wow…
Okay, what’s with the penis comment? It looks fine. It is soft. What size do you think most guys are soft? Not very big.
Hello Caleb , didn’t waste any time jumping on the comments to defend yourself. Been out a few days now .
Yeah seriously who cares. I’m sure he said some stuff joking or half joking after hours but even his dad said he only stretched one thing and it was about the dog breeding. I bet the other houseguests would have called him out if they thought he was real compulsive liar. He would have won if he was better liar or not so genuine. Def good guy and the guys back stabbed him. He played most respectable and honest game. Much props Caleb!!