In Brandi Glanville’s never-ending quest to be Lisa Vanderpump, she is going to brand a line of Chardonnay! Which, um, no one cares about, and really who drinks Chardonnay? It is way better than Moscato which is like cough syrup and champale combined…but still. Speaking of misguided wine ventures, whatever happened to Nene’s wine line? I remember giving suggestions for wines here once when I was still getting my feet wet. I was being a bit pretentious. Truth be told I love a cheap Chilean merlot, a good Pinot Grigio (shut up, I said good), or Veuve Clicquot Brut for celebrations.
But anyway, the thing is Brandi wanted to name her wine, STFU! And that was denied. So she took to twitter for help from her fans to name the brand and she still doesn’t have one. She needs our help.
It’s late, and I thought of how much fun a game here with y’all would be but I have no good ideas. I am sure you guys have some great suggestions. I can’t wait for TeeCee to play this game. And maybe Trho, but I think she might like Brandi.
Here are a couple off the top of my head:
Life is Chard
Do it the Chard Way (more of a slogan)
Adult White Swim
Okay. I am bad at this…you go!
Oh wait, I have one that would be great….ready???