Zach sure does know how to piss people off. We get a montage of his bad behavior. The guys realize that everyone hates Zach so much that anyone would put him on the block. They do have a little fear of Zach blowing up everyone’s game. Frankie is trying to keep Zach under control and yet get him to go off at the veto meeting.
Hayden and Victoria had an intimate moment in front of Nicole where he asked to play veto for Victoria if she got houseguests choice and told her he would take her off the block. Nicole has been jealous of Victoria being close with Hayden for days and this just irked her. Wow! Hayden straight up lied to Nicole about what their conversation was about.
Oh God. I already forgot about Derrick’s grandfather dying. Mostly because he didn’t make a huge deal out of it and milk it for his game. So we had another sad grandfather dying segment. I hope they don’t show the joint celebration of life ceremony Jocasta did. It was on BBAD that should be enough. We have more pressing business.
Like Caleb’s creepy obsession with Amber that is going to cause her to be booted out of the game. Such a funny montage of him pining for her and then saying he is over her. I wish they would show the creepy, angry stuff he has done. That kitchen will never be clean again once Amber leaves.
One of the showmances that is blossoming is Zankie. Zach literally rubs and kisses Frankie’s back at night. They sleep alone together in the HOH bed and declare their undying love for each other. It’s our first gay showmance, isn’t it? And then Frankie reminds us that he is straight.
Veto comp draw time! Victoria chooses Hayden, Jocasta draws Christine, and Frankie drew Donny. I swear Donny has been in every completion! Caleb has been moping around in Frankie’s HOH robe saying there will be no more romantic cowboy…. And Amber is hosting the comp, and it is cowboy themed! Perfect. You have to ride a rocking horse and stack gold bars. You can’t run out of rocks before you get gold stacked. It’s hard to explain and I don’t care enough to try. I will instead fill you in on the fact that Zach stole a bunch of props and Victoria had to retrieve them for production. Donny is exhausted and not even trying to win. Jocasta times out and takes the offer of getting back in the game for a week of slop. Frankie is riding hard and continues to suffer from some err….private issues to this day from riding that wooden horse so hard. Frankie accidentally knocks his bars over. Christine thinks she has won, but she still had bars on the ground. HA! Hayden won!
Zach makes sure that Caleb and Amber hate each other more. Caleb goes to Frankie and suggests they put Amber up to scare her back to “her place.” Caleb rants to everyone including the DR about how he runs the house and all decisions are up to him. He is king. Amber clearly doesn’t know her place. He is beast mode cowboy! He knows all! This ridiculousness is infinitely funnier when juxtaposed with everyone else leading him by the nose to these conclusions. It’s going to be a very long first week in the jury house alone with nothing to do but think about how you fucked up your showmance and your shot at half a million dollars. For the past few days Caleb has been alternating between hating Amber and begging everyone to keep her.
At the veto meeting, Hayden takes Victoria off the block. Zach goes in with his stupid rant about how Amber was so rude to beast mode cowboy. It’s was very junior high and ridiculous. Amber doesn’t say a single word, thus causing the Team America mission to fail. I assume if she had responded, even a little, they would each have gotten $5,000.
On feeds early tonight, the houseguests were told it was time to “get loopy” and 16 short clip from past challenges played on the big brother video wall. The hamsters were trying to memorize things for the HOH challenge.
Currently, Amber is packing her shit. Caleb tells her that she will be fine, she has people to support her. Caleb will be blindsided tomorrow night, and again next week when he is sent home, unless he wins HOH.
I am watching the playback of the loops on the wall on live feeds now, and Donny and Derek are both fucking idiots.
First of all, BB had to tell them all to stop talking about how cute they look on TV and memorize the loops for the HOH. Derrick I think had already gone swimming at that point and didn’t pay any real attention to the footage.
Donny is take the opposite direction to stupidville, and is saying we miiiiiiiitght need to know this, or they could ask us that, and he won’t stop talking. This would drive me insane because I can’t think with people talking next to me.
None of these idiots seem to get they should be studying and not telling the whole fucking room what to pay attention to.
I think Amber’s eviction is going to be the demise of the “Detonator’s.” Voting her out is dumb because she is a number. Why they think Hayden is on their side is ridiculous. As soon as he has a clear shot he is firing. Christine will definitely flip (Derrick & Cody already suspect) and then Nicole, Donny, Hayden, Jocasta, and maybe even Victoria (especially her sucking up to Hayden) will become the majority. Now they all really have to win every single HOH. They are going to end up loosing one soon. (Not soon enough) They should have waited at least 2 more weeks before trying to get rid of her (after Donny/Hayden or Victoria went home) I hope it blows up in Frankie’s face because he was trying too hard to be puppet master.. I’ll resume watching the feeds once Amber gets out because their irrational hatred/annoyance of her is too aggravating. (And watching Nicole & Christine making stupid moves)
LOL TT, the frankie, christine and zach “photochop from by frax” is priceless!! And now to read your update…. 🙂
I thought yeastmode cowboy has been clued in that Amber is leaving? Last night Frankie told him she intended to nominate him and he sais she has to go. Has the imbecile changed his mind today?
He changes his mind hourly. He was reassuring her that she was not going a bit ago. I think he knows she is going, but I still think he things he can change the plan tomorrow.
On Wed, Jul 30, 2014 at 10:41 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Caleb is an embarrassment. It’s sooooo annoying to hear him say he is running the house / is king. And making such a fool of himself over a girl that obviously feels nothing for him. He is so arrogant expecting someone to feel the same for him because obviously he is so wonderful and can’t understand why she would not be appreciative and worship him back. What an utter ding dong. Why hasn’t he been evicted yet??? Oh…I know, I know. ..numbers.
Derrick screaming at Amber for not being attracted to beast mode cowboy was disturbing to watch. I’ve never seen her be rude to him, she’s simply not interested. Why is that wrong? Reminded me a little of the Elliot Rodger attitude towards women. (Shudders)
Derrick screamed at Amber? Are you sure? Is that a typo? I can’t see him doing that.
Tamara;
My apologies. It was NOT Derrick. It was, of course, Zach. I always get BB names mixed up. Always. I’ll have several seats.
lol. No, you just scared me because Derrick is my boy, and I thought I knew him, and I was worried that I had once again given a male too much credit. 🙂
It was actually Zack and, yes…it was very disturbing! Amber owed Caleb NOTHING! She is simply not interested. How DARE she not reciprocate! That makes her a B#*ch?? No, it makes her a human being with every right to turn someone down without being called rude and screamed at for doing so. Lots of misogyny going on in the house right now. Take note, America. This is what women deal with on a daily basis and if we turn you down, we get screamed at or shot dead.
thanks for the laugh khaleesi, you told yourself to have a seat, that is a first!
Once Caleb sees how badly he was played and made a fool of, I wonder if a hunting he will go……and not for wild boar. Once the show is over, a bunch of them would do best to enter some sort of protection program.
I love the Assassin’s Creed shout out.
I can’t believe he is still pining for the girl so hard AND he is going to say something shitty to her on the way out the door. It’s so weird.
On Thu, Jul 31, 2014 at 9:48 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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First I discovered TT just last mouth. Thanks for the laughs, the insights, the perspectives. Caleb doesn’t see or hear Amber as he is lost in his own narcissism. I love her so she loves me. Watching the live feeds when he has talked to her, I have been amazed at how she has skirted him, never really encouraging him, never really saying she doesn’t want a relationship with him either (she said because she doesn’t want to hurt “the kid’s feelings” – they are the same age by the way which says to me she considers him immature, more of a a boy, not a man). No her game isn’t there but how much of her game has been impacted by his stalker obsessions.
I know everyone will be shocked at this, but let me tell you who I don’t like and who I think is just a little weasel – Frankie!! He is such a liar and backstabber. In the real world, I would never, ever (in Taylor Swift’s words) want to be his “friend”. I don’t believe he knows what that is.
Great recap TT, I had a migraine and missed it. Caleb is the most delusional player in BB history….I think he is going to have some serious issues on the “outside”. Last night on live feeds he sang 30 seconds of a song that he claimed he wrote, wasn’t long before the ACTUAL songwriter was calling him out on twitter.I am not impressed how Amber has played the game, but she didn’t stand a chance with CRAZY CALEB in the house!
Oh and last night Caleb sewed a pickle inside a bannana peel (with) floss and is planning on hiding it in Amber’s luggage. He says it represents hating him on the outside and loving him on the inside……crazy
What irritated me the most was Caleb rant about putting her back in her place. What place was she in before? He seems to think that he can make her like him and if she doesn’t, she is out of line. Caleb is delusional! Thanks for the recap!
He is a special brand of crazy. I have a bet that he is going to flip back and asked for to be saved before the LF. Anybody Zach funny or appealing? I think he is soooo lame. Nothing he says is remotely funny but the twitter world seems to love him. I think is an unfunny as**ole. Dick is fueding with Caleb’s mom on twitter because he is like……6 years old.
@loo I actually called for Zach’s death before he even entered the house. It’s interesting to go back and look at first impressions. 🙂
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On Thu, Jul 31, 2014 at 6:42 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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What do you think of him now? Did your opinion change?
Nope. Still hoping for a fatal incident on camera. Does that make me a horrible person?
On Thu, Jul 31, 2014 at 7:32 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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On the live feeds Caleb gave Amber the banana with the pickle inside of it. Here is his stupid & hilariously ineffective speech to Amber:
Caleb: “The outside looks bad.”
Amber: “Get me a glove.”
Caleb: “It’s beat up, it’s got a few bruises.”
Amber: “It’s the worst.”
Caleb: “A little rough around the edges, but on the inside this banana is pure. It’s white. It may have a different texture than you’re used to.
But you have to see a banana like a human. K? It’s beat up, it looks disgusting on the outside, but you’ll never know what it looks like until you get to the inside.
But to get to the inside, you have to give the banana a chance. You have to open the banana. You have to peel it to see what’s on the inside, and we all are different.
Donny has a different texture than me. I have a different texture than Derrick. And at the end of the day, you never know – this might be the best banana you’ve ever eaten.
That’s how you look at a banana.”
Amber: “That was the worst banana speech I’ve ever heard in my entire life.”
Caleb: “I mean it’s got some tattoos, you know?”
Amber: “It’s an old man.”
Caleb: “Huh?”
Amber: “It’s an old man.”
Caleb: “But if you open this banana up, it’s beautiful on the inside.”
Amber: “Caleb, stop talking.”
Caleb: “There’s no bruises on the inside. There’s nothing on it. It’s white. And it’s a regular banana. Just sayin’. You have to look at them like humans sometimes.”
Amber: “Ugh.”
This dude is the definition of douchey dumb.
OMG! Thanks so much for sharing that, UF! That is awesome! I guess there is no way they can show that today.
In other news, last I checked they all think tonight is a double eviction and it’s not.
I don’t think any of them studied the pictures well enough. I expect Hayden to come in first place tonight.
I also think one reason it is not double eviction is because they will spend A LOT of time on Caleb and Amber…. I hope Amber gets an extra long interview.
Last night Caleb was talking about the two interviews he did. The first one he was crying and blaming himself… the second was after he was mad at her (again) and he was mean. I can’t wait to see which version gets used.
He is hoping for both and so am I.
On Thu, Jul 31, 2014 at 7:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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O..M..G… That’s all
Omg!!!!! Donnie and Nicole won HOH!!!!! Donnie has been saying he will put up zach and Frankie! Hopefully he can influence nicole to make a power move!