Oh crap. The stupid other team is back. If we have two teams all season, I will be pissed. I don’t like the other moms. I don’t like change. I only care about the girls I have been following for years. The Fat Bible Thumping Ogre Woman (FBTOW) really needs to go. She ran her mouth to get her kid taken out of the comp last season and she clearly hasn’t learned a thing. Send her packing for good, Abby. I can’t take a whole season of her.
It’s time for the focus on Maddie’s accomplishments portion of the show. Abby has Maddie explain she shot a video for Sia. If you missed it check that link, it’s worth a view. Kalani was not asked back? I am SHOCKED. Kira must have really pissed off Abby. Since Kalani is gone, Maddie is back on the original team.
Pyramid time. Kendell is on the bottom because she and Kalani got beat by two of the B team girls in the last competition. Next is Nia because Abby hates her. Next is Mackenzie, yet all Abby can say is how great she is as a pop princess, but her dancing needs work. Maddie is next. CHLOE IS ON TOP OF THE PYRAMID!!! Yay! But of course Abby has to say that two of the judges had the B-teamer higher than Chloe. Christy says there is a rumor going around that Abby confronted the judges and demanded to know how Chloe beat the B teamer. Just be quiet Christy. This will get you nowhere.
The girls will have two group routines. Both are contemporary. The real team’s routine is called Light as a Feather, Stiff As Board. The stupid other team that should not even be there’s routine is called The Rapture. Abby asks FBTOW if she wants to explain the rapture. She says, “they won’t be a part of it so I don’t think it even matters.” Because, cunt satchel. Mackenzie gets a solo. It will be a Acro Jazz routine called Watch Me Fly. FBTOW’s spawn will be doing a solo against her. The only normal mom on the dumb team asks why FBTOW’s spawn gets a solo when she could not even participate last week. Abby says she wants to see her dance before she cuts her. It seems Abby enjoys fucking with her prey before she eats it. In this case it is warranted. Everyone hates FBTOW including the B team moms.
LOL later, my favorite mom on the B team, the red-head. Gets involved with a brawl with FBTOW and cold cocks her. It was quite the melée . Pretty much everyone on the B team was involved, either voluntarily or just as part of the clusterfuck. It was a real deal two because lurking husbands ran in to break up the brawl. Abby sends everyone to their vehicles until she can sort things out. Abby decides to make FBTOW apologize and the redhead does as well. Moving on.
As of now, Chloe has the lead in the group dance. We’ll see how long that lasts. The B Team rehearsal went really well. I see now why Abby kept FBTOW and the other kid’s mom. They bring the ensemble age down out of the teen range. The B Teamers have much older students. The real team’s mouths are dropping watching rehearsal. So they are going to lose and since Chloe is the lead, she will be blamed. Lovely.
At the competition FBTOW complains that her spawn’s makeup was not as pretty as Mackenzie’s and Abby likes her best. Um, DUH. You are actually from ALDC, it’s not secret who Abby likes best. Do your own kid’s scary makeup and shut up.
Mackenzies solo was great. Much more mature than we have seen her in the past, less cutesy. And when she finished she wasn’t even out of breath. She will be hard to beat. FBTOW’s kid did well, but not as well as Mackenzie. She lacks polish and showmanship.
Holly is pissed that the B team has way better costumes than the real team. And they do. The real team is dancing in pajamas. In rehearsal, the girls drop Chloe on her face. Here we go setting Chloe up to lose.
The B team group dance was really, really good. A bit out of sync in places, so perhaps there is room for the real team to win. I didn’t like the real team’s choreography. At all. And the costumes were hideous. But the real moms seem to think their kids won, so we shall see.
FBTOW’s spawn came in fourth. Mackenzie won first. The real group came in second. The B team won first. The real moms are pissed and rude back stage.
Next week: It looks like they take on the Candy Apples. Will Abby take two teams?