We begin with the whole family playing outside. Both Kash and KJ fall out of their kid mobiles and Brielle is complaining that she has to drive a Honda to school. Oh the cars I got to drive if I was lucky back in the day. A 20 year old Plymouth Duster with a leather roof and surprisingly low mileage because it was stored during all the years we were in Libya, and station wagon that was so huge and had such poor alignment I was more terrified of the car itself than the transvestite prostitution streetwalking in downtown Atlanta when I got lost trying to find a church were this guy I wanted to do bad things with was supposed to be. Then I got a brand new Honda and it was a big hit with the HS crowd. I also totaled it rather quickly and got another. But anyway, Brielle has had four accidents and so she is being punished with a Honda Accord.
Sweetie is trying to teach Kim to eat something healthy but she is not having it. Kroy is on Sweetie’s side and mentions that she needs to cut out the sugar. Kim wants to get a chef and a nanny for the twins (in addition to the ones for Kash and KJ.) And a housekeeper. Kim tells Kroy he needs to focus on rehab and “fucking being a beast this year!” KJ who looks exactly like Kroy says, “Fucking Beast!” It was funny. Let the hating begin.
Why is KJ on the third floor all by himself? Was the nanny with him? Apparently he has fallen and broken his leg. Why isn’t Kim riding in the back with KJ instead of the nanny? So the nanny was with him and she is devastated. She is crying and Kim is not. I still want an explanation about why they choose those particular colors for the cast. This is KJ’s second broke bone and he is not even three yet! He’s a rambunctious little dude! why the hell is a two year old drinking Pepsi! If you are going to give your kids soft drinks, we live in ATLANTA it’s Co-Cola or nothing!
Lana is trying to finish out her shift and help Kim with dinner and Kim says that Lana has had a very hard day today she was crying at the doctor’s office. Brielle chimes in with, “Why because it was her fault?” Wow. Kim sends Brielle to apologize to Lana. She does a crappy job. Brielle tells Lana she didn’t mean it that way and she feels so bad. Lana says, “You should.” And I agree. Brielle in her talking head claims she has no idea how to apologize. UGH. Brielle can’t even apologize without smirking. Also, KJ broke his leg in March, why do I see a Christmas tree in the house?
Sweetie hired a pool guy. He’s kind of cute and British. She also hired some hootchie mama as a maid. Both are just wandering around the house without Kim or Kroy having any idea who they are. Did anyone do background checks on all of these new hires? She also hired a personal chef who is making rack of lamb and cous cous. The new house keeper did offer to take the Christmas trees down. They claim they have no place to store the trees. They consider making it an Easter tree.
Another cute show!