First of all, Andy tweeted tonight that we should be patient for Teresa’s WWHL appearance, so hopefully everyone has cooled down. With Rosie on, there is always the possibility she will say something inappropriate! As usual, I will ignore most everything the non-Bravolebrity has to say because no one cares.
First off, they discuss the ceramic shoe wine bottle holder gift that Nicole got for Christmas. No Bueno. OH, I just realized this person is not from Game of Thrones, but from that pageant show on Bravo, Game of Crowns that I have already forgotten about. Now I have my 9-10 time slot on Sunday to watch Unforgettable on CBS and Reckless right after at 10. Even though I DVR them to watch whenever I can after I recap Big Brother. Anyway. I don’t care about her either.
Also, Andy has begun to implement the whole, “first timers to the show get the first chair” rule. I think this is utterly ridiculous and he just started it because we were all on to the original seating method of who is the biggest deal to Bravo, or whoever likes best. That will still be in effect on nights with no virgins.
Theresa was offended by the dictionary gag gift from Kathy. Kathy says it was not bought with anyone in mind, it was a grab bag.
A caller asks Kathy what she thinks about Teresa opening a dessert line after Kathy opened hers? Kathy says she thinks it was a little hypocritical, but competition is great and Teresa’s parent companies are all about to drop her like a rock so who cares? Okay, I added everything after the word great but I am sure Kathy was thinking it in her head.
A caller asks if Rosie has used her Christmas Gag gift yet (I think it was a vibrator) and if so, does she recommend it? Rosie stammers and says no she put it on her forehead because that is where it belongs. I now have a visual image in my mind that quickly needs to be replaced. By anything. Immediately.
A viewer says Rosie is giving Liza Minnelli tonight. And she is but that is not a compliment.
A caller asks what work she has had done. Kathy says nothing, she’s put on a few pounds. I suppose a dessert line would do that to you. Kathy looks great by the way. Oh wait, during the pageant game, you can see Kathy has really packed on the weight. Her dessert line must be good.
Someone asks what Rosie’s tagline would be. Rosie says, “I don’t start fights, I end them.”
The beauty queen lost the Clubhouse Pageant and the poll for favorite by a mile. She is displeased.