Teresa’s blog focused on her family, and all of the people who were in the pretty picture:
My kids always make things brighter no matter what though. I’m glad you got to see more of them just hanging out, cooking breakfast, doing homework, twerking…you know all the normal things kids do… Gabriella is growing up so fast and is such a good, responsible older sister. I love when she helps Milania with her homework. Milania is Milania. Yes, she is definitely funnier than me! She’s also a little caretaker and such a snuggler! Audriana is almost 5! Can you believe it? She wants to do everything her big sisters are doing, especially go to school. She goes to preschool and loves it, but she can’t wait for kindergarten. And Gia, my oldest, is a teenager now! She is every bit of a teen: taller, beautiful, and super sensitive and emotional. She has such a big heart and so much love for everyone.
Yep! Everything is perfectly normal! I am gonna take a guess that the reason we rarely see Audriana is she was born into the chaos. By the time she was aware of her surroundings, Tre and Joe were already aware the end was near. Joe was allegedly cheating a lot and the home was anything but happy.
Dina talked about her divorce:
My current status with my husband is completely heart breaking. Tommy was the love of my life and I am still going through all the emotions that come with a separation. You have to understand I have known this man since I was 9 years old. There are so many layers to the pain, and I’m doing the best I can. One thing is for sure, we will always love each other and will remain in each other’s lives forever. He is not Lexi’s biological dad, but he has helped me raise her since she was 4 years old. There is a bond there that can’t be broken, and I am determined to divorce with dignity and grace.
And an upcoming shift in the ladies alliances:
I’m thrilled to see Melissa and Teresa in a healthy place. Melissa has always been supportive of my charity, Project Ladybug, so I didn’t want to come into this with ill feelings toward her. There were times this season when the three of us felt like a fierce team ready to take on the new girls, but as it turns out new friendships were formed. You’ll have to stay tuned to see how that all plays out, but I can tell you there will be MANY surprising twists and turns. You will be on the edge of your seat for sure!
Melissa’s blog managed not to say much at all:
We’re back! And with some new blood! I know there seem to be a lot of changes going on, and if you’re like me, you’re probably a little leery about it. But don’t be! I promise you’re going to love this new season! It’s fresh, it’s new, and everyone was ready to go with bells on. Trust me! Sometimes too many bells!
Melissa is suspect of Amber’s motives:
So by the end of her party I was trying to figure out why she really wanted to come back into my life. I definitely was questioning how genuine her intentions were.
Nicole’s blog was kind of whatthefuckery… Who is she talking about standing in Tre’s kitchen? Victoria Wakile? Why on earth with she being calling her trash? And is she trash talking Tre here too? Looks like we have a frontrunner for the biggest cuntbag award on her very first blog. That has to be a record, right?
“Seeing Victoria during the season preview at the end of the episode is like seeing a big garbage pail in Teresa G’s kitchen. We know only trash can come from her! She’s yesterday’s newspaper and the only thing you do with yesterday’s newspaper is wrap fish in it. “
Finally, TwinTre takes a couple (well-deserved) jabs at Amber:
Another comment from Amber I found amusing was how Melissa married for money. Reality check — who is Amber to judge when she married a man with a huge home in Colts Neck? Did she forget Bobby (Nicole’s boyfriend) and Jim were best friends for almost 14 years? We all should not throw stones when we live in glass houses.
Okay, I am going to need you guys to explain Nicole’s comment about “Victoria.” Is it really Kathy’s daughter who would be Tre’s ….what? second cousin? or a different Victoria entirely? WTF?