I already hate it. They are just introducing each other and it already sucks. In their montage of taboid covers they make sure to include one with BRANDI CHEATED FIRST! on the cover. We start by going to the premiere of Eddie’s movie, Best Man Holiday. But no before Eddie takes a jab at Brandi for saying he does not work. That two jabs in the first two minutes. Wait it looks like two more jabs in the first two minutes. They are responding to gossip about a $50 dollar divorce and Eddie reaching out to Brandi for emotional support. Really? Eddie reaching out to Hank Baskett’s transvestite lover would be more believable. Okay we are up to seven jabs. Leann says that Brandi is just a mouthpiece to the media spreading lies. Leann is pissed that Eddie would not comment And that entire conversation in the car was filmed after the fact to make it look like they planned the Eddie denies Luann tongue on the red carpet “story.” Actually that tabloid story looks completely made up as well. WTF?
Luann’s contract is finally over. She was stuck in some sort of ridiculous 20 year contract from childhood.
This is the longest half an hour of my life.
Eddie and Leann and their friends Liz and Dave sit around outside chatting about the record contract finally being over. I think that is what they were talking about. I was distracted by the horrific plastic surgery on both of these women. The one and only time I watched and recapped BOTCHED! I honestly didn’t think some of those people’s surgeries were that bad. This is bad. Leann has slits where her eyes should be, just like Tamra Judge’s new face and Liz, on the other hand has gigantic lips and a really bad makeup job. Liz is also wearing the thickest, blackest, heaviest eyelashes I have ever seen. And I watch a lot of housewives. It is the middle of the day and she is at a biker bar or someplace in cutoff and a tank top that shit on her face. Why? She’s probably actually pretty under all that crap!
Leann wants to get a new tattoo. Eddie is against it. He says maybe a very small one. She gets a pretty big feather on her left ribcage. While she is getting tatted Eddie reads the People magazine article about their divorce resulting in five more mentions of Brandi. It seems all these two talk about is Brandi.
Leann and Eddie are doing some sort of skydiving event for charity. It’s a charity to give wounded veterans a chance to go skydiving. Because that is an important cause. Much more important than getting them hospitals and medical care to actually treat them for their conditions. Screw that, let’s make up a charity and shove them out of airplanes. Mario Lopez interviews them at the event and Eddie denies the divorce rumors. This pleases Leann so she agrees to skydive with him.
Leann sings the national anthem, because apparently that is customary before going skydiving. She really should sing more and talk less.
That is half an hour of my life I will never get back.
Leann’s eyes have always been slits. She looks just like her mother. Was Brandi tweeting last night?
Brandi tweeted nada…good for her as these two ding a lings are doing a fine job screwing themselves…
Yep. I agree. Her eyes are naturally shaped like that.
this is the worst show on earth, i have a feeling vh1 won’t even air the whole series
Tamara if you have a chance watch Candidly Nicole, it’s on the same night of these two morons but it’s a really good and funny show.
In fact, the tv ratings released this afternoon showed a significant drop off in viewers from the Candidly Nicole show (which got fair-to-middling viewership) to Leann and Eddie’s sh*tshow (which got horrible ratings). Obviously, viewers changed the channel. I hope Nicole does well and Leann and Eddie tanks until it is pulled and put in the dust bins of LeAnn and Eddie’s home movie collection.
Wow, so sorry I missed this wonderful new show! #eyeroll
Those kids have to be hurting from all this animosity from both sides, right?
I will admit I watched this, and they are absolutely obsessed with Brandi! These two deserve each other.
THEY are obsessed with BRANDI?? What has been Brandi’s storyline since she joined RHOBH?? Oh, I guess you forgot!!
You’re correct. And she bugs the shit out of them. Texting and calling and tweeting nd planting stories.
Absolutely agree. Anyone who has followed this farce knows that LeAnn is the instigator, SWF-ing Brandi and not the other way around. Brandi has a long way to go herself, but I’m willing to let her profit from Eddie and LeAnn’s douchiness. And, bash Brandi all you want, but she stayed silent these past couple of weeks, even after hearing Eddie say on national television that he never loved her (after dating for several years before getting married, being married for 8-1/2 years before separating, and having two children with her). The biggest douche in this triangle is Eddie. That should be clear by now. I actually feel a measure (as small as it may be) of pity for LeAnn. What a prize she got! The winners, actually, are Dean and Brandi. They should be thanking their f*cking stars right now.
i think leann is the biggest douche because of her obsession w brandi. eddie mostly seems to stay out if it. we may both be getting this notion of leann being the obsessed one from the media, even if we’ve followed the twitter back & forth for a while. leann does seem to enjoy rubbing in the fact that she can afford things brandi can’t, which just sucks. i didnt think this show was that bad, tho. we’ve all certainly seen worse.
i liked nicole richie. paris hilton is a vapid, vain airhead. nicole was actually the smartass instigator & fun one in the prior show, but paris got all the media attention i’m guessing because she is blonde, white, & a hilton. too old for all this now but will watch this show anyway.
I watched. Eddie and Mario are so pretty together.
Bwaaahaaahaaaa!
OMG so pretty, such shiny hair! Sparkling eyes and dimples!
Ha ha those guys are ridiculous!
Wow! Four blogs in one day. Thanks for all of your work, Tamara. Based on your recap, I think I’ll skip this one.
I have hated LeAnn Rimes since she first hit the music scene…something about her set me off! My pals would be like, oh she’s so sweet how can you not like her..
blah blah blah…I do believe it started right around the time she got all this glory for singing a song…somebody else already recorded like that same year…but really it was her face. LOL She always seemed fake and a little nutty and now there is abundant evidence of both. Nothing more satisfying then having friend tell me I am right, she is a physcho hose beast!
Sigh. I’m not just being contrary. But I liked it. I’ve never seen them talk much. Maybe one interview. Eddie has been made out to be so shitty. I really though he was going to have a slade personality. But he so doesn’t!! He’s funny and pleasant and self deprecating. And cute. She’s…well a little wacky. But I love her voice. I dunno. I’ve seen way worse and I’ll keep watching. I’m hoping she does get pregnant. She needs her own baby. I think that would ground her some and fulfill her.
But that Nicole show? Ack!! She has more than grown out of her cute phase. And it was so scripted and she was not good at reading her lines. No thanks.
I WANT to like Leann and Eddie, but to do that I have to know about THEM not what they have to say about Brandi. I think they made a huge mistake mentioning her at all. They should have just done a “look how much we love each other and how much fun we are having: show.
On Fri, Jul 18, 2014 at 8:53 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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But she doesn’t stop getting into their lives. And it would have been SO weird if they pretended she didn’t exist. Can you imagine what it would be like to share a chile with that psycho Hosebeast??
TT: I totally agree! I 100% expected a big “look how much we love each other and how much fun we are having” (as you so perfectly put it) show. I mean, they obviously think about Brandi a lot, so to me it seems obvious to act like she doesn’t exist while demonstrating how much of soulmates they are. This way they could still get at Brandi, but to the rest of the world we would see what “nice, fun folks” Eddie and Leann are.
Very poor judgment on the part of the producers.
i’m gonna guess right now that they just wanted the tabloid crap out of the way first. just deal with it and move on. … and maybe pigs fly, but hoping that’s the plan. maybe vh1 wouldnt greenlight the show if they didnt at least cover the tabloid stuff. sadly, tho, does anyone really care about them? i tuned in to watch nicole richie’s show, then watches rimes-cibrian because i was too lazy to change channels. eddie’s cute, and i even liked him in the cave, but i could care less about his personal life.
Damn, once again I agree with you Teecee.I really liked this show and Leann and Eddie too. I had heard horrible things about it but I was pleasantly surprised. Of course, I hate Brandi after the last season of RHOBH,(hate is putting it mildly) so I was hoping their show wouldn’t be the flop everyone was saying it would be. Anyway, I’m happy Teecee likes it too!
I may be wired differently, but I am not alone, what a relief…
I liked leann & eddie show much better than Nicole.
I thought they were cute together. I will watch, I am curious
I watched 10 minutes of Leann and Eddie and could not take the bragging and complaining. I knew who they both were years before ever seeing Brandi on RHOBH. They had lots to work with but put together a crap show. Ten minutes is it, no more chance.
Nicole Ritchie got 15 minutes too much. She is probably smart but acts so dumb. She needs to eat a few good meals, like watching a dress on a coat hanger with a skeleton head. She looked healthier when she was on drugs.
What does Nicole Ritchie have to do with anything? No shade, just confused. I kind of like her and she knows a lot about the fashion industry. I don’t think she is dumb.
That’s the VH1 show that runs with the Eddie and Leann show. #candidlynicole is Nicole Richie.
Oh nobody told me that and their adverts apparently suck. I would watch here at least once.
On Fri, Jul 18, 2014 at 11:53 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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She was just on WWHL promoting it. Actually she was all over. But I never connected the two until I watched the recording.
I’d be very interested in what you think of Nicole’s show because it’s funny, but then she’s kind of mean to these “innocent bystander-types”, like a car service driver, etc, and I’m wondering if they are in on the show–like is this part one of the more scripted elements of the show?
And he’s so dang pretty. I’m watching next week.
Eddie played a very good bad boy years ago on the soap I watch. This had to be before his marriage to Brandi. I was so glad his nasty rapist character was gone after a year or two, but missed his pretty face.
Did you see his last movie? The one they were going to the premiere of, in their limo? Any good?
Did I mention that he was purty? Anyone ever see him act? Is he any good?
He was awful for the season and a half that he was on CSI: Miami.
I didn’t watch the show & wouldn’t out of principle. I see enough of the garbage #HasBeen does on twitter. Those two will have to eventually move on. What will they talk about then? Both #HasBeen & #EyeBrowActor have trashed their careers along with the mother of the two boys they claim to love so much. I don’t think either one have a conscience. Ugly, ugly, ugly.
You know…twitter lets you see what you want to see. .
OMG! What an awful awful show! All they did was talk about Brandi. Geesshh let it go! Grow up. Be the bigger person. Leave the woman alone. Ignore her. Move on. Eddie Cibrian looks absolutely miserable. He is not in a happy marriage and should just get the hell out of it. I just don’t understand this staying if you’re not happy nonsense. Life is too short. It’s not promised to anyone. I will definitely not be watching this show. Leann will be doing nothing more than trying to come off as likable.
She reeks of desperation and Eddie reeks of “I made a mistake.” His miserable life is aging him terribly and he is losing his once good looks. Now he is starting to look like a tired, stressed, unhappy aging man.
Au contraire mon Cheri, he looked well rested and quite doable to me.
lol Valerie.
And without a doubt, I’m sure Eddie would take you up on that offer. As with anyone else who approached him, at a red carpet event, at a gas station, in a grocery store aisle, at a gym, in the men’s room….
You think you could get me an introduction?
Just be sure he wraps it Valerie before you decide to “do” that. And that would probably include his tongue as well…
Well now you’re making me horny.
Lol and too cute Valerie. I “do’s” agree with you, Eddie does indeed look quite doable.
He’s too pretty right?
He’s hot.
He definitely does not want a child with Leann. I wonder how long its going to take him to leave. I suspect she plays the emotional wreck when he does step one foot out to the divorce lawyer. I bet he does text Brandi when he fights with Leann.
Eddie is Leann’s emotional hostage. She was just recently hospitalized for some kind of stress break down. She is manipulating him into staying with her. They should of never aired this show. The tabloids and blogs will not be any nicer to them. Which will render Leann more of a emotional cripple than she already is.
This is a definite sad situation and Eddie should of stayed with his first wife and raised his family. The grass surely wasn’t greener on the other side of the fence. He found out that it was quite brown and dry.
Quite brown and dry….Oh, how I would like to turn this into a comment about Eddie and LeAnn’s sex life, but — alas — it probably wouldn’t make it past TT’s moderation. But think about that for a moment. Let it sink in. 🙂 Brown. Dry.
@abornclairvoyant, Is this shit you’re saying alleged or true?
Wtf do you care?!!!
Ray Charles can “see” wtf is going on with them two!! Learn to look past the smoke and mirrors sometimes for christ sake!! Watch and SEE Eddie’s REACTIONS to his “wife” when she starts talking about a baby. Learn to read BODY LANGUAGE and try to look past what they TELL YOU to “see.”
You’re making up stories in your head and saying they are true. An out people you don’t know and have never met. Does “clairvoyant” mean “crazypants” on your planet?
ROFLMAO. You actually believe that Eddie tweets Brandi for emotional support? It’s try what that P.T. Barnum guy said…
On Sat, Jul 19, 2014 at 12:37 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yes, I do.
@puravidacostarica2
Now this is funny:
“And without a doubt, I’m sure Eddie would take you up on that offer. As with anyone else who approached him, at a red carpet event, at a gas station, in a grocery store aisle, at a gym, in the men’s room….”
So you think it’s funny that Eddie might take me up on my offer to do him? Well, I never!
LOL.
And just for those who don’t follow this….that scene in the limo on the way to premiere? Completely contrived. Re-shot to explain why Eddie wasn’t kissing her back in the press photos. He was less “scruffy” in the limo than he was on the red carpet. She was tweeting that she couldn’t decide what to wear to the premiere less than 10 minutes before the sun set that day (yet in the limo, the sun is shining brightly). He wasn’t wearing a necklace in the re-shot scene that he was wearing at the premiere. Yeah, they’ll do just about anything to cover for their lack of chemistry….
Now everyone is going to really see how bad their marriage is and Brandi will be laughing her head off.
Leann needs to come to some realizations about her life and move on to better it. She is making her husband miserable and she is definitely his karma.
Well I must be blind. I thought they both looked good, Eddie really good.
To me their relationship seemed fine and I doubt Leanne could manipulate Eddie. I like Leanne and Eddie together.
Me too
I did not watch the show and I will not watch it. I cannot stand LeeAnn, that snake. Don’t like the husband either. They walk around acting innocent but the truth is, they were wrong for what they did to Brandi and the boys. They were on The Wendy Williams show being phony as usual. Eddie does not look that good to me anymore. LeeAnn was never a looker so I guess he likes her money. Brandi said a while back that Eddie was with LeeAnn because of her money. She said he always wanted to live in a big house, etc.
::snoreeeeeeee::
A little tribute to Vicki from OC Housewives!
Erin, that’s Brandi’s ego talking not the truth. Eddie was on his way out from Brandi before he met Leanne. Leanne did not destroy Eddies marriage, Eddie and Brandi did that.
Leanne has had maturity problems and may still but she is learning.
He is a man with no morals. Left his pregnant wife and kids. Left her in a bad emotional state that I am not sure she’s quite gotten over as of yet. With that being said, if she tossed him to the side refusing to take him back he had no choice but to move on. He should of definitely kept in mind that he was married with a pregnant wife. Very messy the two of them. Their house is definitely not built on a good foundation.
Brandi is a psycho hosebeast.
It is time to let the victim brandi image go, for real. BG shows every day how vulgar, stupid, ignorant and vicious she is, that I am starting to feel for the other side.
I understand that but some people don’t heal as quickly as others would like them to. Some people struggle for years and her behaviors may be directly related to the inability to heal in a proper manner or they many stem from always having a victim mentality. The only way any of it is going to get fixed and she moves on in a healthy manner is if she addresses these issues head on with a psychotherapist.
What disturbs me most about Leanne’s appearance is her teeth. She can barely talk through those big ass veneers without lisping! What singer that takes themselves seriously gets such extensive cosmetic mouth surgery??
Um…Mariah Carey. Miley Cyrus. Barbra Streisand. Michael Jackson. Clo green. Bruno Mars. Should I go on???
Knock this off, teecee – I thought exactly the same:)
I watched it & agree w TeeCee! I can’t help it so I am admitting to it! I found them funny in the way that they poke fun @ themselves re Brandi.. Let’s face it, Brandi hasn’t stopped talking either. Also got the impression that L+E actually do love each other . I personally think it was a case of 2 people really falling in love while married to others.. I don’t condone cheating AT ALL.. It’s a messed up situation that unf played out in front of all.
I also like Leanne’s music as I find her voice amazing. (But the crazy blocked me on twitter when I have never ever said anything re their issues?)
So confused as it seems like I’m in minority when it comes to Leanne so I figured she would want a fan VS haters?
Anyways , I need coffee and to go Into hiding after admitting to liking L+E… I’m sure the crazies will BLAST me….
I’m just really sick of Brandi & her spewing such trash ! It’s time to move on for all of them.. Hasn’t it been like 5 years? My ears bleed from listening to constant back & forth w these 3!
Tamara, fabulous blog per usual! I’m still on vacation so haven’t responded to you yet, my apology !
If Leanna had eyes, she wouldn’t be so bad. Eddie, on the other hand, needs nothing. Horrible show….how come we never once saw where they live ?
There is no filming in their gated community.
This show may be a one and done for me. Now if they did a Sister Wives, Slutty Bitch version with the three of them…I might tune in.
Omg, a threesome with Mario Lopez? I just had an orgasm!
@Valerie~ Oh dear! That was not what I meant. Maybe I should have written, “Sister Wives, Mean Girls Edition.” I think that having all three nut jobs under one roof would be a great show. Although, you throwing Mario into the mix does peak my interest. 🙂
Sorry, my mind has been in the gutter lately.
Horrible show, horrible people. I will not watch.
How do you know it’s a horrible show if you won’t watch?
Curious, not fighting.
Watched first episode, did not care of it.
I really wanted to like this show just a little bit even, because off my great dislike of Brandi, but it was awful!! I don’t like either Eddie or LeAnn at all, but really thought this show might be okay. Nope, not for me anyway. In the first few minutes I could tell I was not going tio like it. So I cancelled it off my DVR. I am just in shock at how awful this was and how fake it was.
You only watched a few minutes, right?
Sadly, I watched the full 30 minutes.
I tried to watch it today….but my mind kept wandering and every time I brought my attention back, they were talking about Brandi. Really? That was very off-putting for me, even though I think Brandi is a mess.
Ok, anytime they talked about Brandi, I was tickled. They should talk about her more, IMO. 😉
You go girl. 🙂
I believe she will have his baby if she’s able. I am also interested in hearing a new album from her because that girl has the voice of an angel.
How you enjoying that I-Pad, Valerie? 🙂
I also would not be heartbroken if this show did better than RHOBH. Another commenter mentioned that the numbers weren’t so great I guess. I just don’t want Brandi to win and if the show gets cancelled she’ll be extra disgusting. When Brandi gloats it’s nauseating.
It appears, based on the ratings, that Brandi will win. Is it possible for Brandi to be “extra disgusting”? I thought she had already reached the pinnacle.
There was a Twitter trending thing going on last Thursday night. LeAnn’s 7 fans were able to generate a peak of 500 tweets that night. Not bad for 7 people. 🙂 (Oh, Brandi’s fans apparently crested over 3,000 tweets at one point that night.) So “extra disgusting” or not, there’s something “uber disgusting” that others find about LeAnn so I guess that means #Brandiwins
How do you know how many hashtags someone tweets? Why haven’t my 7 fans started a #TamaraTattles ? Somebody get on that.
On Sun, Jul 20, 2014 at 9:30 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’m on it Tamara.
Yes, I suppose extra disgusting might be overkill.
I don’t understand why there would ever be a comparison of the Leeann and Eddie show with RHOBH. People don’t tune into the show just to watch Brandi.
Sorry for confusing you.
It’s not so much that I’m confused as that your point was dumb.
Alrighty then.
OMG – these two! Want to convince everyone they’re not attention hungry B-level stars. Oy Vay. Leanne has an amazing voice, true. But honey, Eddie will cheat on you eventually. He has a TERRIBLE reputation. If he were my son I think I would disown him.