I already hate it. They are just introducing each other and it already sucks. In their montage of taboid covers they make sure to include one with BRANDI CHEATED FIRST! on the cover. We start by going to the premiere of Eddie’s movie, Best Man Holiday. But no before Eddie takes a jab at Brandi for saying he does not work. That two jabs in the first two minutes. Wait it looks like two more jabs in the first two minutes. They are responding to gossip about a $50 dollar divorce and Eddie reaching out to Brandi for emotional support. Really? Eddie reaching out to Hank Baskett’s transvestite lover would be more believable. Okay we are up to seven jabs. Leann says that Brandi is just a mouthpiece to the media spreading lies. Leann is pissed that Eddie would not comment And that entire conversation in the car was filmed after the fact to make it look like they planned the Eddie denies Luann tongue on the red carpet “story.” Actually that tabloid story looks completely made up as well. WTF?
Luann’s contract is finally over. She was stuck in some sort of ridiculous 20 year contract from childhood.
This is the longest half an hour of my life.
Eddie and Leann and their friends Liz and Dave sit around outside chatting about the record contract finally being over. I think that is what they were talking about. I was distracted by the horrific plastic surgery on both of these women. The one and only time I watched and recapped BOTCHED! I honestly didn’t think some of those people’s surgeries were that bad. This is bad. Leann has slits where her eyes should be, just like Tamra Judge’s new face and Liz, on the other hand has gigantic lips and a really bad makeup job. Liz is also wearing the thickest, blackest, heaviest eyelashes I have ever seen. And I watch a lot of housewives. It is the middle of the day and she is at a biker bar or someplace in cutoff and a tank top that shit on her face. Why? She’s probably actually pretty under all that crap!
Leann wants to get a new tattoo. Eddie is against it. He says maybe a very small one. She gets a pretty big feather on her left ribcage. While she is getting tatted Eddie reads the People magazine article about their divorce resulting in five more mentions of Brandi. It seems all these two talk about is Brandi.
Leann and Eddie are doing some sort of skydiving event for charity. It’s a charity to give wounded veterans a chance to go skydiving. Because that is an important cause. Much more important than getting them hospitals and medical care to actually treat them for their conditions. Screw that, let’s make up a charity and shove them out of airplanes. Mario Lopez interviews them at the event and Eddie denies the divorce rumors. This pleases Leann so she agrees to skydive with him.
Leann sings the national anthem, because apparently that is customary before going skydiving. She really should sing more and talk less.
That is half an hour of my life I will never get back.