Remember that time that Kim Kardashian got this hideous monstrosity for a Christmas gift from Kanye? It was so horrific I actually broke my own no more Kardashian posts on this blog rule? Do you remember? Or have you blocked it from your mind only to have me bring it up again?
Because Nene now has her own monstrosity. And she made it herself. Click through to view. If you dare.

Um, Imma need one of you actual rich bitches to tell me that this is a fake bag. I’m pretty sure it is. But even so. Are thoser red condoms tied to the handles? I especially love the whole, ” I heart gays” dead center of the bag. Is this a plea to Andy after all the gay insults on the reunion? Also who says that. I say “I love my gays.” But then I am contractually obligated to point out that @NewJerzeyboy is NOT “one of my gays (or anyone else’s for that matter) and that gays are not collectible objects. I’ve tried pointing out that Cher and Kathy Griffin both use the term but he is not having it. I also say, “OMG, I love gay men so much!” (Which so far seems to be okay with @NewJerzeyboy ). But is it me or does “I love gays!” just sound odd? Especially when we all know she doesn’t. And, um, why is “queen” on there?
And hasn’t Nene finally admitted that Greg was married when she met him? So perhaps she should stop screaming, “Close your legs to married men?”
To make matters worse, Nene also had to Instagram a picture of a little bottle of perfume from Hermes acting like it was a gift from the store. Does she really think Hermes wants to see her trash a (fake or otherwise) bag and then act like she is their favorite spokesperson? GAWD. And her husband had a fit? We all know Gregg is not allowed to have anything that is not sanctioned by Nene.
Thanks to Reality Tea for letting me swipe their picture of the bag. Because, Instagram impaired.
Looks like fake. My daughter had friends draw doodles on her back pack when she was in high school. Looks very similar to that.
Wow, Such beauty. I’ve never seen such artistry. I’ll take three. That Nene, she’s really showing us her class and sophistication.
They say art is subjective, but I really don’t want to meet the subject that thinks this is art. Please tell me this is fake.
Nene is also a clothing designer her line comes out on the 28th on HSN. Start putting money aside now.
On Thu, Jul 17, 2014 at 9:06 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I can see it now: “Nene Leakes for HSN: The very latest ‘wow’ piece from Forever 21’s fabulous collection for 2004! Wait, sorry, that should be 2014. What? Ok, then…2004 it is.”
An ugly bag carrying an ugly bag. Makes sense to me.
The only thing I can see is that the stamp may be a bit thicker than usual. Otherwise, I can’t zoom in close enough to see the fine detail, or see the interior. The shape looks pretty spot on, though.
Somehow to me it’s worse if it’s real. Even people I know who can afford them without worrying about it, would think, “I’m not doing that, it’s a bloody Birkin.” With families going to food banks in this economy, what message does that send? It’s nice to see peoples lovely things, but when their attitude is, “Ha, this is worthless to me!” You have to think… Cuntsicle!!
At least KanGaye had his “improved” by a famous artist. So the only other option is: Nene is delusional enough to think that she is SO FAMOUS that her tippex-and-nail-polish scrawlings have ADDED value rather than detracted from it. Silly girl.
Mark, do you post here often? How am I just discovering you? That was a fabulous post. 50 Tamara Tattles Tokens to you. xoxo
On Thu, Jul 17, 2014 at 9:06 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Whoa, I was totally thinking “I love Mark!”
I agree, what a fantastic post!
I was recently in Florence, Italy and there are selling knock off Birkins by the boatload. They are quality made, real leather bags but shaped exactly like Birkins. I couldn’t bring myself to buy one, but I did get the knockoff Prada (**shhhh)
I’ve seen school kids do this too. But goodness, even if I did this on a forty dollar backpack as a child my mother would have told me to, “Be more respectful and take better care of my things.”
If I did something similar as an adult to a $6000 bag, I think she would have me sectioned under the mental health act!!! Haha!
I have no words for this……truly, none. But I really need for someone to tell me it’s not real.
Nobody objectifies the gays like the gays. Nobody!
Can’t that be said of all groups?
This bitch gone lost her mind ….
I never understood the “fix that body” comment. What was wrong with Sheree’s body?
Not a huge fan of Sheree (or Nene”s for that matter), but I loved when Sheree shot back at her with “fix that face!”. Nene should have put that on her ugly ass bag.
And “fix those teeth”
And fix that personality, that hair, that attitude and that brain. I think I might start a, “Free Greg” campaign.
It reminds me of something one of the crazy street women carry. Not homeless but the ones you see that you know need severe mental health care.
Beyond classless.
LOL I was trotting through Buckhead today with a green suede DVF bag. I had a meeting and it was the only thing I had that hold my ginormous 17″ laptop. Green. Suede. Circa (??? I dunno it was my dead sister’s) in July. I’m that crazy woman. #BagLadyInTraining
On Thu, Jul 17, 2014 at 10:01 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I KNEW IT!
Oh, and sometimes I wear my dead sister’s pajamas.
I am watching BB feeds online because the HOH spilled over past the show. Meanwhile NENE was on WWHL and I was not listening but Andy seemed quite cordial with her.
Oh god noe Andy. Did a purse with fingernail polish change your wishy washy mind AGAIN?
On Thu, Jul 17, 2014 at 11:08 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> LOL I was trotting through Buckhead today with a green suede DVF bag. I > had a meeting and it was the only thing I had that hold my ginormous 17″ > laptop. Green. Suede. Circa (??? I dunno it was my dead sister’s) in July. > I’m that crazy woman. #BagLadyInTraining > > > On Thu, Jul 17, 2014 at 10:01 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
A purse with fingernail polish and the penmanship of a kindergartener would change Andy’s wishy washy mind. That man infuriates me.
Fake, the leather in a real Birkin is thicker, and actually stands up. This is slouchy.
Yes, on this REAL bag doesn’t the stitching come down onto the bag from the v – tab where handle is attached? I can’t tell but the slouch is a give away. They do stand tall.
Yep, they use really sweet leather. Good quality and NOT that shiny. That has to be pleather. 😀
She actually put a Kenya quote from the reunion on the purse. “So nasty and so rude” completely says everything you need to know about Nene. Kenya was spot on. Is it any wonder she lost her fans and Kenya gained some? A rotten peach is too good for this woman. I do enjoy mocking her though so I guess she’s got that going for her.
I can just see Nene stopping by her local Walmart, picking up a cheap bag for $10, then running across the aisle to the Crafts department for some paint pens. This bag could easily be made for under $15.
Meanwhile, I took a peek at her Facebook page. Half of the posts are over the top positive, the other half are negative. Her fans seem to be gaga over the upcoming line, as well as Nene. Her haters post what you would expect.
Before you came, I posted about an event with Nene fans… http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2012/03/03/whats-wrong-with-this-picture-nene-fans-in-charlotte-version/ I was holier than thou at the time. But now I am a fatass too. so we shall see, lol.
On Thu, Jul 17, 2014 at 10:53 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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That makes perfect sense, then. This bag will fit right in with the Nene look.
Oh, and on her website, she shows “examples” of her clothing line. Just drawings. Isn’t this line coming out around the 28th? Shouldn’t she have actual samples by now? And didn’t she give another housewife grief for having a fashion line, but no clothes to show?
Did you have to post that link with that hideous picture? I am now traumatized for life.
Sorry. I was just introducing you to some of Nene’s fans…./innocent look…
On Fri, Jul 18, 2014 at 11:24 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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OMFG! I am glad I missed that one.
I just HAD to look and now I can’t un-see it, These are the people she will not be posing with on her FaceBook page. Her hardcore fans that think if NeNe made it, so can they. I feel a little sorry for them. Don’t know why but I do.
No reason to feel bad about having a little compassion for your fellow man (in this case Nene’s fans). That’s more than I can say Nene feels for them IMO.
Oooh, “fix it Jesus !”
I think spending that much money on a bag shows how brain washed people are to consume. It’s stupid and the price value is obviously completely arbitrary so I could care less of she does some stupid ugly paint job to it. It’s just a bag, like any other bag just for people that think it’s more chic to have a status symbol then say pay for a child’s education. The I love gays thing is weird. I mean does she love all gays because I thought she hated Dwight? Personally I love individuals. Some of whom happen to be gay, but I certainly don’t love all gay people just like I don’t love all straight people.
I love my LV, and Burberry etc. I can afford them and they last forever. I paid for my girls education and am now paying for our Grandsons education. I owned my own interior design company while my husband was in the Army. We worked our asses of for many years to be able to afford what we wanted to buy. I would rather pay once for a well made bag, then many times over for cheap ones. To each their own 😀
Yes, that is a bag you can pass down to your children/grandchildren; it holds up forever and is so classic and timeless.
**The regular Birkin–not Nene’s ugly one!
I agree and I understand why people get investment pieces to pass down in the family, but I think she simply wanted buzz with this bag and her diehard fans are going to buy one or make their own with her “sayings”. I don’t know what she’s thinking, but I’d bet anything she’s hoping some company will pick her to be their spokesperson, even Birkin!
Congratulations! lisalisa! This is the most absurd post of the day!
On Sun, Jul 20, 2014 at 5:32 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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If she IS rich, then she is stupid rich. Gregg needs to get her and Brentt some schooling.
So if it is fake, Nene pisses Hermes off for knowingly buying a counterfeit bag. If it is really, she piss Hermes off for desecrating one of their bags. Countess Luann sang it right, “No amount of money can buy your ass some class,” or something like that.
Anyway, it has been so amusing watching Nene’s transformation into this suddenly ultra-refined, sophisticated snob. We all can see the before and after pics. Neither one of them are pretty.
Hi TT: I swear for gawdddddd as soon as I click the page after seeing Kanyne stupid bag I almost choked. Nene can’t be serious this is a joke right? This bag screams- I’m Ugly in person! #love THY SELF. #Hideous!
I notice she doesn’t use her “wig” line on the bag. Wonder why….
there should be a thumbs up button on here somewhere…lol
The poorly written “neneisms” are juvenile looking enough, I mean couldn’t she use better penmanship, But, GAH those pink butterflies! They look like the kind of stickers my 8 year old adores! Nene is trying too hard. (And other than “Bloop” and “I’m very rich bitch” are these not fairly common, everyday sayings? Except for, of course, “fix that body” which Nene has some giant balls to say to anyone.)
Sadly, It does appear authentic. This isn’t even “boughetto”. Maybe she should stop pissing money away on frivolous things that she is just going to ruin with her crayon level artistic ass and buy a house instead of renting one. Rich bitches own not rent.
$10.00 bag bought in bulk. Magic markers from Dollar General @ $1.00 each X 5. One yard of fabric in the “For Sale” bin $1.50. GRAND TOTAL = $16.50 per bag. Assessed value: $1.00 purchased by a Bag Lady.
I don’t know how people can tolerate her after watching last season of HWOA. I especially don’t know how gay people can tolerate her. She called Brandon gay slangs to insult him…she used gay as an insult. I don’t understand how any gay person can get behind her unless she really is a rich bitch. people in general overlook a lot if people are rich…”the very rich can afford to give offense wherever they go.” pride and prejudice.
She forgot one important word ” bridemaid”. Now that would have made it a priceless treasure.
If it is a knockoff I can see painting on it. If it isn’t I wouldn’t. Since its hers I say do what you want. Rock on Nene, rock on!
Yes please do Nene as you’re so much fun to make fun of. I’m not sure how to write this sentence without ending it with a preposition.
How about, you’re so much fun to make fun of, shit for brains. That works.
I think that preposition rule is stupid and refuse to acknowledge it.
On Fri, Jul 18, 2014 at 12:50 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’ve heard of designer bag fakes that are made by exemployees who use the same buckles, studs and leather as the designer house. Maybe it’s one of those (they can still be a bit pricey as they are handmade with good quality materials). Either way, Nene is either faking her wealth or being a fool about it. And after WWHL with Andy I guess Nene is back with her peach *barf*. Why is Andy such a wuss?
I’m a purse and shoe kinda gal and I love eye buying those items I can’t afford. If I had great wealth I’d probably own a couple of these bags and most certainly would not damage such a pricey piece just for a little attention.
I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to say this and oh how apropos.
“This is fuckery to the highest fucktivity”. Nene bagged this one (lol).
It is a replica. You can tell by the way the top handles stand as well as the top stitching. On an authentic Birkin the stitching is hand done and is done at a slight angle, this one is done by a machine. Also, the leather is incorrect, this one appears to be chevre- which is not typically used in a Birkin. Most ” common” Birkin are togo or taurillion clemence, which have a distinctive heavy graining or veining. Finally, the stamp is not correct as the accent agiue (?) is distinctly seperate and well defined on an authentic Hermes piece. Furthermore from her IG post Greg was angry- WTF for he is not part of the household income stream. Now back to my martini .
You must be one of them there actual “rich bitches.” 😉
Lol @valerie compare the two pics Kim’s bag is not a Birkin it is an HAC (haute a courrioes (?) however you can see the variance in the stitch angle. Also, not to sound like someone who is “very rich right now” but in authentic Hermes the stitching is coated in beezwax.
No, Jesus, No! Da Devil is a liar in a bad wig.
Ah, Kims HAC. The bag which is so large, it’s classified as unisex luggage and not a typical Birkin. Imagine popping to WalMart with a suitcase dangling from your arm. That essentially what she was doing. I have no words.
The butterflies and the lips both look stenciled. She couldn’t even free-hand this poo.
I have never been close enough to a Hermès Birkin to tell a real one from a fake, but this is rather like putting slutty make-up and a trashy dress on the Venus di Milo. More money than taste in both counts. Having no money myself; I have very good taste.
Her bag is as real as her ring is.
LOL. True…
On Fri, Jul 18, 2014 at 11:28 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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The horror of this is that this probably is the real thing (a small version, this isn’t the large icon Birkin) and then she’s “customized” this bag…lord Lady Gaga has A LOT to answer for…does anyone remember when she did this, I think to a Chanel bag?! And the “I ❤️ Gays” is as irritating when a media personality decides she is a Diva before she is pronounced (or announced). Cher can speak of the Gays as a collective (or whatever the hell the lady desires) as she was one of the first gay icons. Kathy Griffin on the other hand needs to move beyond her Nineties stereotype of a gay man and stop calling herself a member of the LGBT community as last time I checked she liked men and this would make her a “straight woman” ?! Nene is doing what every fledgling wannabe gay icon does, and tries too hard to gain the title. Yes Lady Gaga I’m talking to you…
I remember watching (RHOA) once upon a time when Kim was “seeing” a woman and NeNe thought that was the most disgusting thing imaginable. That’s why I was so surprised when the creator of GLEE casted her in a role on his show when he’s gay, Jane Lynch is a lesbian and a host of other gay people are on the show. She wasn’t gay friendly until the checks started coming in. Most of the gay guys I know don’t really like her; they think she’s “rude and disgusting” and they’re still pissed about how she treated Andy on the reunion show.
My vote is that it is fake. The structure of the bag is off.
I think the purse is funny. It’s Hollywood cute.
TT the bag is real according to purse experts.
LOL well then, who can argue with purse experts looking at a picture on the Internet!?
On Fri, Jul 18, 2014 at 4:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Knock off Birkin bag $30.00. Fabric paint markers $20.00. Nene actually providing us with this monstrosity so we can make endless snarky comments about her stupid ass PIRCELESS.
Shoot read before posting PRICELESS not pirceless.
Her fans are eager to buy her shit, because they love her and want to help her succeed. I’m not kidding.
I couldn’t care less if the bag is a real Birkin or not, but if it is, she should have taken the $15,000 in cash and set it on fire. That would have been a better use of the money than that hideous artwork, cough, she attempted to paint. Better yet, take the money and give it to a charity. They could use it a helluva lot more and no one would be subjected to that horrific looking bag. If she honestly thinks that she has improved the bag or made it worth more, there is a room at Summit Ridge for her. (Summit Ridge is a psychiatric hospital in Gwinnett County, Ga)
I’ve never heard of Summit Ridge! And how about Detroit Public Schools foundation for her charity?
She has no shame. She needs to write that check. If she’s holding a peach it’s a rotten to the core peach. I hope they bring that promise of a donation up in the show. She promised these kids this donation and basically must have thought no one would follow up on Her Majesty. With her billions she won’t even miss it.
Lol! Or a deluxe room at Georgia Regional.
I have a theory that Nene was originally been given a reduced role but is now back full time because Kenya either demamded too big a salary increase or pissed off andy and continued with litigation against porsha
that is soo gross and classless, just like nene…..i think the stock in birkins just plummetted
She is posting pictures of her hideous clothing line on Instagram today, they are simply horrid.
OMG I gaspe when I saw the “art work”. You dont do that to a Birkin. Fashion Tragedy.