Remember that time that Kim Kardashian got this hideous monstrosity for a Christmas gift from Kanye? It was so horrific I actually broke my own no more Kardashian posts on this blog rule? Do you remember? Or have you blocked it from your mind only to have me bring it up again?
Because Nene now has her own monstrosity. And she made it herself. Click through to view. If you dare.
Um, Imma need one of you actual rich bitches to tell me that this is a fake bag. I’m pretty sure it is. But even so. Are thoser red condoms tied to the handles? I especially love the whole, ” I heart gays” dead center of the bag. Is this a plea to Andy after all the gay insults on the reunion? Also who says that. I say “I love my gays.” But then I am contractually obligated to point out that @NewJerzeyboy is NOT “one of my gays (or anyone else’s for that matter) and that gays are not collectible objects. I’ve tried pointing out that Cher and Kathy Griffin both use the term but he is not having it. I also say, “OMG, I love gay men so much!” (Which so far seems to be okay with @NewJerzeyboy ). But is it me or does “I love gays!” just sound odd? Especially when we all know she doesn’t. And, um, why is “queen” on there?
And hasn’t Nene finally admitted that Greg was married when she met him? So perhaps she should stop screaming, “Close your legs to married men?”
To make matters worse, Nene also had to Instagram a picture of a little bottle of perfume from Hermes acting like it was a gift from the store. Does she really think Hermes wants to see her trash a (fake or otherwise) bag and then act like she is their favorite spokesperson? GAWD. And her husband had a fit? We all know Gregg is not allowed to have anything that is not sanctioned by Nene.
Thanks to Reality Tea for letting me swipe their picture of the bag. Because, Instagram impaired.