Caleb thinks that volunteering to go on the block could be his biggest move in the game. Jocasta is now officially in love with Donny and sobbing and praising Jesus. She wants a final two with Donny. Wouldn’t that be something? I almost wish it were possible.
Caleb and Amber and Hayden are all Have-nots sleeping in the ice room. In the middle of the night after Amber is asleep Caleb puts both of his blankets on Amber. He whispers to Hayden that he thinks by putting himself on the block, and giving up his covers, he will “win a date with her.” Hayden looks at the camera and mouths “WTF?” Caleb’s creepy factor is well-known in the house now. Cody and Donny talk about Caleb’s instability. Cody wants Caleb out because he is freaked out by him staring him down and asking about his friendship with Amber. This is all editing to not make the obvious Devin boot seem so obvious. But, they all really do want Caleb out.
The guys hate Victoria. I think it is unfounded. She was cast as the Jewish American Princess. She is playing the role to a T. She is pretty ditzy. The boys (and TeeCee!) are really hard on her.
Cody is talking to Amber in the dark while rubbing, scratching her knee. LOOK OUT CODY! Here come Caleb with Amber’s scarf tied all ninja warrior-like on his head! Hide, Cody! Hide!
A little Haycole snuggling! Nicole seems to be coming around to the idea of kissing. And then Victoria comes in the room to go to bed.
I feel like I have heard this Devin story about his custody agreement. Because, the dude never shuts the fuck up about it. Cody is nice to Devin. He’s such a sweet boy with a fucking sick body. #ImpureThoughts
There is a WHOLE lot of talking of getting Caleb out. I haven’t been watching the feeds so I have no idea if this could happen. Probably not. They play the scene where Frankie wakes up Derrick to tell him about a plot to get rid of Caleb. It is SOOOO edited. Derrick in real time said absolutely not, Devin is going home. So, I am back to having no hope at all that Caleb is going. This is just some really crazy editing.
BTW, everyone is expecting endurance tonight but they just showed Caleb in jeans. It doesn’t look like anyone is dressed for endurance.
Jeff goes to NC to interview Donny’s parents. They are adorable. They don’t watch Big Brother because it comes on too late (8 p.m.) .Donny’s Daddy sounds just like Donny but a billion years old. He says he ain’t never liked them kind of shows. He likes cowboy pictures and Gunsmoke (Aired from 1955-1975 At least it was a CBS show). His mom says he dresses different out there. She had never seen him in short til she saw him out thar. Um, how did she see him out thar if she ain’t been watching that show? They show them some clips of the show where everyone thinks he is all sorts of things. Jeff asks what they thought, did they like it and his mama said, “No, I don’t.” When Donny cries about people liking him on the show, then mama and his sisters cry. I somehow missed that Donny has brother who is a one-armed teacher in a wheelchair. He is there! It is true! You can’t make this shit up! Crap! Donny’s girlfriend is pretty. I’ve actually seen pictures of Donny with a very small beard and he’s not bad looking. He wanted to shave before coming into the house and Big Brother would not let him. He was going to shave in the house but now that he is winning comps he calls it his lucky beard. That whole scene was pretty hysterical. Jeff puts on Donny’s work shirt replete with sewn on nametag and eats a pop tart and does Sudoku on the couch with his parents.
FINALLY! Time to talk to the houseguests. They do all have on athletic gear and running shoes so it may well be endurance if so I will live update in comments. I am a bit behind live right now because there was so much to type. Julie tells them there will be no have-nots but they should expect the unexpected. Julie says what the houseguest don’t know it that the following week the havenots will be chosen based on their activity counter. They have been wearing these bands that I think count their steps. Many have mentioned on the feeds that it might determine have-nots. But I am not sure if they will pick the least active or the most active.
I’m expecting everyone to vote for Devin to go, but Nicole and Christine have discussed throwing a couple hinky votes. Caleb gives a speech in cowboy boots, jeans and a completely unbuttoned shirt. He shouts out to God, says he has not been a backstabber, a liar, a cheater, someone who will throw you under the bus, He says that at the end of the day (puke) we all know what Devin has done. He’s a great guy and if that is the guy you want in the house vote to keep him. But if you want “Beastmode Cowboy” (BTW, he is playing to print shirts and sell them that say that, get your order in now) pick him.
Devin says he has had some highs and lows in the game and if he could go back and change some things he would. He says we all know that Caleb has a final two pact with Amber and has proven he will do whatever it takes to protect her including nominating himself for eviction. Would you rather have someone like that or someone who is willing to right his wrongs including removing someone from the block he has nominated. Devin says if they keep him, while Caleb is a competition beast in physical challenges, he is a competition monster in both mental and physical challenges. He promises to stay out of the storage room eating up all the food and tells Nicole she is the best looking frog all with a somewhat genuine looking smile. It was absolutely the best speech he could have given. And Donny nodded through the whole thing. I suddenly want them to all hinky vote Caleb! Devin is psycho, but smart! Caleb is just psycho!
Everyone votes out Devin. Devin does not get booed. He was really afraid of that. The houseguests inside are all over celebrating. I think that is mean. I’m not a Devin fan but still, his family is watching. His goodbye messages were edited to be decent.
Time for the HOH. They drew numbers before the show. They will be competing in pairs based on those numbers, #1 partnered with #2 and so forth. Team are: Victoria and Christine. Caleb and Nicole. Brittany and Jocasta. Amber and Zach. Donny and Hayden (YAY!) and Cody and Frankie. Nicole needs to THROW THIS COMP! I’m rooting for Donny and Hayden two non bomb squadders!
The setting seems to be in HELL. It’s called deviled eggs. They are in cages with chicken wire. They have to reach through the wire and maneuver a dozen eggs into their slots. First pair to get 12 eggs wins. Victoria sucks. Donny is doing well. Oh they are in separate coops so their partner has to wait for the egg to get to them. Frankie is doing well. Nicole needs to drop her damn egg.
Amber and Zach and Cody and Frankie each have one egg in when the show ends. I am going to post and stay with this forsaking all other recapping until HOH is crowned. I promise to get to Don’t Be Tardy, It’s All Relative, Leann and Eddie and whatever else I am forgetting tomorrow.
Woohoo! Eggy endurance!