The ladies are all a bit hungover the next morning. The awake to discover that Caprice left the lodge and went back to London with Julie and Annabelle. Juliet is bashing Caprice and Marissa says that perhaps Caprice is hormonal. She’s in her last trimester and she’s probably just getting irritable. Our national treasure, Juliet jumps all over Marissa as if she had just campaigned for Caprice to be prom queen over Juliet. Clearly, Juliet has issues with Caprice and won’t rest until everyone else despises her as well. Caroline suggest that they all go out for a bit of hair of the dog.
Annabelle’s first scene of the episode is with a horse named Mr. Fickle who she is riding in her much ballyhooed charity race. His ankles are wrapped in purple bandages and Annabelle immediately explains to the trainer that purple is a McQueen color. Dear lord, this woman is obsessed with a dead man. Anabelle is a great rider.
The Ladies left behind head out for a champagne brunch to help with their hangovers. Luke, Carolines make-up artist/driver joins them. He asks why Caprice left and Juliet says, “She’s pregnant, she’s probably just tired.” Um WTF? Didn’t Juliet just ream Marissa a new asshole for saying that? After a champagne toast, Marissa leaves in tears. I hope you are happy now, Juliet! While Marissa is outside in tears, Juliet talks about how Marissa is so sweet and perfect to Caroline. Marissa came back to the table and then Juliet leaves the table crying. If Juliet’s behavior was not bad enough, she just said, “at the end of the day.”
When they get back, Noelle finally gets to move in with her married dreamboat, Scot.
I’m bored. Can we go back to the Earl of Sandwich’s house again?
Marissa is getting her British citizenship! Marissa’s perfect husband gave her gorgeous Faberge earrings to mark the occasion
Caroline talks to Juliet about her public behavior. Pretty much everyone has to rehash the incident with Marissa and Juliet at brunch ten times. It’s an all in event for the ladies at Noelle’s charity event. She is raising money for an AIDS charity. It’s actually and interesting cause raising money for a vaccine for pregnant women with AIDS that inoculates the baby. I had no idea such a thing existed!
The party is all very posh. Noelle is desperate to impress Caprice. Juliet calls Marissa by phone to meet her outside of the party. They make up in two seconds.
Caroline want Noelle to choose between her and Caprice. Marissa wants Noelle to help her with a baby shower for Caprice. This will not go over well with Caroline who she is out shopping with. Noelle was apparently unaware of the whole baby shower incident between Caroline and Caprice. How is that even possible? Juliet lays all over the furniture at the fancy designer boutique and takes a couple more swipes at Marissa by saying that Marissa wants attention from Caprice and that is why she offered to throw her a party. Actually Caprice asked Marissa to throw her a shower.
Mr. Fickle is a huge horse! If she falls off that horse racing at 40 mph she could really injure her self. Oh Shit! She fell off during practice while the horse was sprinting. It was so bad they didn’t even show it on the show. She says she was going 45 mph. She broke her pelvis. Wow.
Next week: Caroline has a dinner party! And the drama between Caroline and Caprice reaches a boiling point.