It’s going to be a long Sunday night. On the recap portion of the show tonight, they actually showed a wide angle view of the guys HOH challenge where Cody fell. It was very obvious so I’m sure Devin did contest it and Cody knew he did not win. Then they replayed it a million times to shut us all up.
Devin is going on and on already about his daughter. Apparently, not only does he not have custody but he can’t even say her name in the house. Hell, he might not even know what it is. Or her first name is My and her middle name is Daughter. I dunno.
Next they show the HOH reveal. The only photo Devin has with his daughter is apparently from right when she was born. Devin can cry on a dime. He really should be an actor, except for the whole sociopath thing. When he lies (which is 90% of the time) he pulls the left side of his smile back really far. Devin is getting the psycho edit he deserves. This is great, but I hope the give Caleb the same one once Devin leaves. Caleb should thank his lucky stars Devin is there. Frankie and Victoria literally eating popcorn during Devin’s ridiculous house meeting is hysterical. They are interspersing shot of Donnie laying in bed giving thumbs up to the camera.
Devin’s diary room sessions are just as arrogant as he is in the house. He says things like, “I called a few of the big players up to reassure them that the bomb squad is still fine.” Every time someone tells him he did something or said something that he actually did or said, he says he is being “misconstrued.” He also, at the end of the day, thinks that the word, ‘integral’ is some sort of adverb form of ‘integrity.” I think he went to school with Apollo, at the end of the day.
They show Hayden and Nicole flirting. Nicole says she could see herself working with Hayden. She approaches Christine about it. Christine says, “Us weirdos need to stick together.” They ask Hayden and plays dumb but agrees. Hayden is very book smart in real life and seems to be playing dumb in the house.
Caleb and Devin talk about needing to cuddle. Devin says he will cuddle with him, and Caleb seems open to the idea. It’s a full on bromance. During a partial meeting of the Bomb Squad, it’s clear that Derrick made all of the decisions for everyone and not a single person noticed. Even now, in real time with all the finger pointing, he has zero blame. I might actually have picked the winner before the show started this season! #TeamDerrick
Scenes with Devin bossing people around and telling them they need to do the dishes. This dude is the poster child for what not to do I the Big Brother house. At nomination time, Devin goes first and nominates Pao and Brittany. Amber nominates Hayden and Nicole. Obviously they can’t show Devin telling everyone who Amber is nominating before the ceremony. Devin says to Britanny that she is up because she questioned his integrity by telling everyone that nominations were not done according to who fell off the log first last week. He concludes with, “I don’t want someone like you in the house.” (Real time note: Devin is now claiming to be attracted to Britanny. Because, psycho.) Amber is teary-eyed and can barely get her nominations out.
Devin goes to Nicole and tells her to come to HOH so he can explain to her why she is nominated. Um, why? He didn’t nominate her. He promises her she is not going home and he leaves. When the door closes she says, “You’re right, I am not going home. I’m staying and I’m coming after you. Hayden and Nicole go up to the HOH and Devin does all the talking even though Amber is sitting right there (Caleb is there too.) Amber says to make them feel comfortable and let them know what is up. Devin snaps at her and says to let him say it. Bear in mind, these are Amber’s nominees. Devin tells them that Pao is going to throw the comp.
Zach feels the need to say that he is not gay, but he really feels like Frankie is his boyfriend. This is the second bromance montage of the evening. They show Frankie and Zach cuddling in bed. Zach says he is not gay again.
Meanwhile, Devin convinces to throw the comp and promises she is not going home. They pinky swear, so they are both very serious.
The Battle of the Block started at 5:10 A.M. most everyone except Donny and Jocasta were up all night plotting and waiting for it. The Battle of the Block continues with the frat party theme there are jello shots, and kegs of beer and Zach is losing his mind because he is in his element. Derrick is the host. The game is called “We Did What?” they flash a series of pictures and you have to get the answer to a question based on what you see. It’s dumb. Pao could possibly have won this game. If you get the answer wrong you get a punishment. Britanny gets beer goggles that smear the picture so bad she can’t tell what she is looking at. Pao gets a question right and Hayden gets a punishment (drinking a stinky shot). I’m not even sure Pao is really throwing this. This is the dumbest comp I’ve ever seen on big brother. The score is 3-2 in favor of Haycole. Haycole wins on the last question. Amber gets slimed for losing the comp. Caleb rushes in to wipe her off. LOL.
The show was pretty boring tonight since I’d seen most everything but the comps. What did you think?