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Jeff is 26 and is in the navy. He has been talking to Megan who accidentally friended him on Facebook for a year. That’s odd already. But okay. He’s trying to decide between reenlisting or trying to make things work with Megan. He went to her town and she bailed.
Jeff has her address, because he sent her a Valentine and she posted it online. But no Skype and no meeting. In fact she stood him up. Megan is a man. Or a huge woman. Or a transgender. Or something he will not like. There is no good ending for this.
Why Jeff doesn’t know how to Google escapes me. Jeff can’t go to her because he is in the military. It’s a twist! The boys have to fetch her for him!
The boys find that Megan and Brandy have the same phone number and birthday! The boys head off to tell Jeff their findings. Brandy lives at the address he sent the flowers to. All the memes from Brandy and Megan are the same. So Brandy is either married or transgender or something odd. Oh wait, it looks like a fake picture thing.
The usual stuff happens. Nev makes the call. The catfish waffles and eventually gives in and reluctantly agrees to meet him. More or less. She has not agreed yet. But, she will show up. Max agrees to go down alone to her.
The catfish calls back. Girl is flakeing . Meanwhile Max is creeping up on her… Max gets a call from the girl. He talks her way onto the property. Max hands off the camera. Max meets Megan. And she is fat. She is beautiful.
I love her. Fat people (like me) need love too.
I will be devastated if the little short fuck doesn’t love her.
I was skinny as a rail in all my fucking years. I never thought twice about my good fortune in the DNA lottery. I promised God and everyone I would NEVER be a double digit size. And now I am broader than the large side of a barn. It’s hormones and drinking.
She is still WAY prettier than he is. I love her. She is beautiful. The relationship ended.