I am so behind on my trash TV watching and blogging! If I don’t get caught up now it is only going to get worse since my biggest addiction, Big Brother has begun! Let’s see what the Ladies of London are up too! OMG! Juliet’s kids are so adorable! Juliet’s husband is awesome and supportive!
Thanks, Bravo, for reminding me of these ladies’ names. Annabelle and Caroline get together for tea and shade. The shade is for ridiculous American, Caprice. But there was some left over for Juliet as well. Caroline calls Juliet to tell her to apologize to Annabelle for making a scene on the street. Frankly, I don’t see why she should, but I am American.
Caprice is trying to prepare to go the US to birth her baby and pick up the spare one from the surrogate. But first, she has a lot of horse races and hat parties to go to.
Juliet is having a hat party. I am in love with Pip, the milliner and her dress, and her hats. The rest of the ladies dresses are a bit…um..different. I want the headband hat. Please have it sent. Thanks. I shall wear it with sweats on the sofa. I’d also like a piece of that fudge. At the party, Caprice seems angry with Caroline for not being angry with Juliet over the fight with Annabelle and makes an early exit.
Noelle and Scot are still hunting for a place to live. This place is much nicer than the last place and a mere $10K a month. Scot is “bankrupt” until the divorce is over and he can stop hiding his money. Allegedly.
Annabelle is doing a fashion show in an underground tunnel which has sprung a link. Mentions of McQueen so far, 1. Annabelle presses on leaky roof and all. It’s one of those ridiculous avant Garde things where everyone pretends the clothes are “cutting edge” and yet totally wearable. The only person I can envision in these clothes is Boy George. How is Boy George these days anyway. I seem to recall he was having some issues. Alexander count 1. Have we addressed Annabelle’s sexuality yet? Because, I’m starting to think she swims in the lady pond. NTTAWWT.
Tamara learns a new word. Caroline says to Caprice, “Why should we all jump in and act like fishwives?”
fish·wife ˈfiSHˌwīf/ noun plural noun: fishwives
I love this term and will be using it repeatedly from now on. We will probably need to make it the TT drinking game word here soon. Caroline was supposed to be having a baby shower for Caprice, but Caprice said she can’t manage to get her friends all the way to Caroline’s house. Caroline live 30-40 minutes outside of London. Caprice wants to have it at a restaurant in town instead. They have a passive aggressive disagreement with any weave pulling or table flipping and both leave angry with each other. It was all quite a refreshing change from the Real Fishwives of Atlanta. heh. I warned you. 🙂
Noelle and Scot were supposed to move into their apartment, but somehow Scot has failed to mention a delay in moving to Noelle. They are not getting on well. Noelle and Scot go wine shopping, and a lovers quarrel breaks out. Scot asks Noelle if she really wants everyone overhearing this. Noelle tells him no one is listening. And she is probably right, no one is, except the guys with the cameras. Noelle goes in on Scot telling him he needs him to man up and take care of his responsibilities. Then, ten seconds later they kiss and go upstairs for wine. It was like a pop up shower, it seemed threatening, but quickly blew over.
Off to the races! Marissa and Juliet are the only ladies who end up wearing hats. In the limo on the way over, Caprice brings up the Annabelle v. Juliet event at the 4th of July party. Caprice is being a bitch. Did I mention she is very pregnant. Stop being a fishwife, Caprice! As soon as the ladies get out of the car, Juliet and Caprice hug it out. Wow, these emotional storms don’t last five minutes on this show.
Who is this Julie person? Is she a friend of? Or have I forgotten about her? Anyway Julie’s husband will be the next Earl of Sandwich. She’s invited the Ladies to go to her estate. And next week they all take a trip to Sandwichville or wherever.
I like this show, which means no one is watching and it will be cancelled.