You guys have no idea how excited I am for Big Brother. It’s like my favorite thing ever! I really needed this major pick me up today. It’s me, TT and I will be doing the first coupla three episodes while UF is busy with work. I think he is a pig farmer and it is the busy season or something. Or he is Amish and he is on rumspringa? One of those things.
Julie looks fantastic! I love her in red. I want that dress. LOL, I know I said Donny would go home first, and he might but I hope they keep him around awhile. He was Kelli Pickler’s janitor when she was in HS, y’all! I get they are trying to exploit the south, but he is kind of adorbs in a Duck Dynasty sort of way.
Oh holy Jesus. Cody. He will be a distraction. Frankie just said he is the brother of one of the most famous people on earth, Arianna Grande. Yeah, I had to Google too. Amber looks promising. Everyone is not giving everyone the same face time. The girl with the glasses is way cuter on TV than in her BB photo. Blue haired Joey is a huge liberal. She is hoping to find fellow liberals in the house. Caleb and Joey are going to argue for sure. Did everyone else just lose their signal for a bit? Glasses girl, is Nicole. She wants someone to cuddle with her at night so she won’t be scared. I want to like Devin but his smile really bothers me for some reason.
It looks like it is going to be two teams of 8 this season. Devin, Nicole, Paola, Frankie, Donny, Cody, Joey and Paola were the first 8 to come in. Frankie and Joey bond over bizarre hair color. Cody pretends to be interested in Paola. Frankie is worried that Paola will recognize him. Paola and Frankie are already crushing hard on Cody. Joey loves Frankie. Amber is crushing on Devin. Frankie and Joey practically have a final two alliance before they even get time alone. Devin, is crushing on JOEY of all people, Amber notices right away and is already visibly disturbed. Amber will NOT like Joey. Nicole and Donny may work together. Donny gives a toast to “Pretty colors and high definition.” I kinda love Donny.
Devin starts talking about an alliance of eight. They call a house meeting. The Crazy Eights is the first alliance formed. The boys, minus Donny, celebrate by doing some ab exercises. Because, yum. I don’t care what you people say I love this house. Devin immediately makes a side alliance with Donny. Alliance number 2, The Double DDs is formed. Devin is PLAYING this game.
The girls plot a girls alliance. Because, that always works. The third alliance is formed. El Cuatro.
Julie explains that HOH is not necessarily safe. (She doesn’t mention there will be two HOHs that fight for the win.) It’s totally teams.
Paola is already trying to fuck Cody. We probably already missed the first sex of the season on live feed. IF Cody is straight, which I am not so sure about.
HOH Comp! With the first 8. Paola is out first! Joey says her balance is not good. Devin the athlete is whining about how hard the comp is. WTF? Joey is the second one down. Nicole is down third. Amber has an INCREDIBLE waist. Paola is already leaving her alliance to cheer for her dream fuckbuddy, Cody. Donny goes next, then Devin. It’s Frankie, Cody and Amber left. Cody is down. Amber made the decision to throw it because of Julie saying HOH is not safe. Frankie wins. I know I am not supposed to like Frankie. But I sort of do. Frankie is nervous and appeals to the Crazy 8 alliance to have his back.
Julie calls everyone back to the house. She puts Frankie in the orange chairs. She explains that the other 8 houseguests are coming and there will be two HOHs. Julie says at the end of the week only one HOH “will be left standing.”
Julie is talking about Team America. It’s a three person alliance we choose to fuck with the game? I went to CBS but they wanted too much access to me for me to participate.
So what did you think? I really quite liked this group. Which is not good because I thought I was going to be team Derrick. I’m kinda starting to be Team Frankie… There is no one on this team I want to go home yet.
I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!