Time to look at what we are working with this season when it comes to the guys of BB16. We don’t have a lot of eye candy but we do have a little bit. If I had to pick the winner of BB16 today, I would pick Derrick. This of course means he will be the first boot. I used to play an online Big Brother game and my pick went first for seasons in a row. It got to the point where I was allowed to pick another and that person went home. I went through quite a few seasons of that. I always prefer the guys to the girls on Big Brother, so Go Derek Go! My eye candy this year is Cody. I hope he sticks around to look pretty for a long time.
Time to see where me and UF agree and differ. Don’t forget to follow @Urethra_F he doesn’t get much love from me so he needs lots from you guys.
UF:Typical handsome military manboy with a good heart; but while in the BB house I think he will most likely think with his dick more than his brain. He’s gonna charm the ladies, and I expect his DNA to soil the house. He’s a country boy that uses fisherman’s jargon to describe his strategy which cracks me up, and for sure he is most likely to have a showmance or two or three. I think Amber & Brittany both might fall for his southern charm & body. We’ll see. Winning competitions is the only way he will have any longevity. I expect him to be a monster in the comps, and that alone will make him target #1.
TT: Caleb is ex-military he did 14 months in Bagdad. A female friend of his submitted them to be on TAR. They decided to put just him on BB16 instead. He seems like an asshole. He’s arrogant. His strategy is to hang back at first. I don’t think he will be able to stick to that. He seems likely to piss everyone off. He does not seem smart. He plans to have multiple showmances. I would not want to sleep in the same room with him. He seems a bit PTSDy.
UF: What’s not to like about this guy? I don’t see anything douchey yet from this attractive former pro soccer player that had to quit because of an injury. He has watched past seasons and is BB fan. I like his go with the flow personality & his strategy of having one key person under the radar as his alliance. In his interview with Jeff Schroeder Cody was completely in awe of him and sucking up to him in a sincere, sweet & genuine way. I would have never guessed he’s from New Jersey. I think he will be well liked by the men & women in the house. He could go far in the game.
TT: Cody is one of the hottest men in the house. He was recruited. He is a Big Brother fan. He wants to win a enough challenges to have bragging rights at the end, but not so many that he becomes a target. He wants a two person alliance. I’m guessing his showmance. He is a Jeff fan. This guy is adorable and may be a bit too nice to survive this cutthroat game.
Hometown: Providence, Rhode Island
Living: Providence, Rhode Island
Occupation: Police Officer – Sergeant
Marital Status: Married
UF: He’s a former undercover policeman who is now a police sergeant, and that is a great resume for adapting to the BB game & excelling. . He intends not to tell anyone his profession but I bet he tells Caleb the military guy. Those types of guys usually work together, but please NO Brigade 2.0 alliances. He’s from Rhode Island, and when he speaks I sometimes hear that east coast Kennedyesque accent. He acknowledged last year’s controversy, and due to his job & daughter he will be hyper aware of the cameras so don’t expect any crazy inner racist comments from him.
TT: Derrick is very likable. He is a superfan who applied. He is good at reading people, especially since he is a cop. He has done undercover work. He totally knows how to play the game. He has decided, partially based on Tony’s play on Survivor, not to say he is a cop. He’s going to say he is a Parks and Recreation employee. He did that for a bit when he was younger and he thinks it will be less threatening. This guy has a great chance to win.
Age: 26, turns 27 on 9/9/14
Hometown: Santa Barbara, California
Living: San Antonio, Texas
Occupation: Former Professional Baseball Player/Motorcycle Sales Manager – Harley Davidson
Marital Status: Single
UF:Out of all the guys this is the one that made me say Double DAYUM. He is former pro-baseball player with the St. Louis Cardinals, and he is built like a mofo brick house. Massive arms & a mega watt smile, but his voice? OMG I did not expect him to speak like a Malibu surfer beach bum, “yeaaah duuude whatever man.” I already see him in a showmances with Amber. They will be gorgeous together. Don’t ask me about his strategy because I was so disarmed by his physical stature and voice. He has a daughter and is a big softie on the inside and the women will love him, and he will have bromances all over the house.
TT: Devin and his former girlfriend applied for TAR and they heard nothing from them. Eight months later he was recruited for BB16. He used to play for the Cardinals. He is a single dad of a two year old. He is playing to get college money for his daughter. I thought he was attractive from his picture but he has the physically largest mouth I have ever seen. He grins like a hyena at all times. He has effeminate mannerisms. He is way too nicey-nicey. I’m disappointed. He is a huge physical threat and I think people will find his mannerisms off-putting.
UF:Are they really going to give us another guy with a nasty crumb catching beard in hi-definition for the whole summer? He is the oldest in the cast and unintentionally funny in a hillbilly kind of way. But at least I can understand him when speaks unlike Judd’s mumble from last year. He’s a loner at heart, and I suspect he will have the most trouble adapting to living with so many people. He’s definitely going to feel like the odd man out. He will probably float by for a while.
TT: Two words: Duck Dynasty. He’s a big superfan. He’s a fan of Spencer Clawson. He is likely to be the first to go.
UF: Um who the fuck is Ariana Grande? I don’t know anything about her except Frankie is her flamboyantly gay brother with pink hair. He rides her coattails for fame out of the BB house with a huge twitter & YouTube following; but in the BB house he doesn’t intend to share that he’s related to a famous singer with other HG. I see another voting disadvantage with this one. Oh dear lord I’m gonna have to be blocking a lot of tweens in my future if he stays in the game for any considerable length of time. Next.
TT: Frankie Grande is the older half-brother of Ariana Grande who is a Disney star and singer. He rides on that success by acting a fool on You Tube. He is worried his fans will miss him. He is worried he will be recognized in the house. We here at TamaraTattles are familiar with this douchebag as the guy who made a youtube mocking Mama Elsa from Lea Black’s west coast home while Lea cackled her distinctive cackle in the background. He promises to give us his usual Youtube antics in confessional, which he calls his Youtube room. He wants to be a part of the girls alliance and then have a secret alliance with a jock from the men’s alliance. There has been so much chatter about gender alliances this year that this is likely an actual Grodner twist at the beginning of the game.
UF: He’s the youngest male in the cast, and he’s a quirky chill California dude who will be the resident clown. He idolizes BB12 winner Hayden, and since they share the same name he wants to play the same kind of game too. He is athletic & a marathoner so he might be good for the endurance competitions. He acts kind of dumb but I think he will play smarter than others expect him too.
TT: Hayen is half Masshole, half fake surfer dude. His philosophy appears to be. “People always underestimate the stupid people, so I am the underdog.” Nope. I expect him to be in the first group of nominations.
UF: If BB10 winner Dan Gheesling & BB15 Jeremy had a baby it would be this guy. Fast talker & obnoxious, and he loves Mike Boogie. Ewww. He is an unemployed college graduate & he will be THRISTY for that 500K. Watch out ladies. He thinks he’s charming & cute. I don’t agree, and I can barely tolerate him already.
TT: He’s a Gator. He’s unemployed. He has really bad hair. His favorite hamster is Mike Boogie. Or Andy Herren. It just depends who asks. He wants to be the evil villain, yet he wants everyone to like him the best. He’s retarded. I hope he dies before they go in the house and he is replaced by anyone else. God.