I fear this is going to be one of those fast sneak peeks I can’t fully absorb and blog at the same time. It does look like they go to the Okefenokee swamp. Melissa fancies herself some sort of model in the same realm as The Village People and Milania calls Teresa a butthole. And that was in the first five seconds.Dina is a bitch and fights with Teresa. The Giudices trial is played up. Gia is a mess.
Milania is allowed to make omelette unsupervised and all her parents are buttholes. It seem the kid who was allowed to wipe her butthole all over the refrigerated produce section has no decorum. But she is at least insightful. Quelle surprise! Oh they are totally playing up the federal charges. The show will totally be focused on that. WHICH IS GREAT! It also means that we can expect the same treatment for Phaedra with Kenya narrating the events on RHOA next season. Teresa appears to deny pleading guilty even though we saw it in court. Teresa has four more heads of hair than usual.
Teresa doesn’t think she should be judged despite the fact she pled guilty to numerous federal felonies. Um, that is how life works. As a society, people judge criminals in a negative way. If you defraud people and plead guilty, people are going to look down on you, even if you have extra fancy hair and a pretty dress on. Teresa is sad that people say they hope the worse for her in jail. No, people just think, if you do the crime, you deserve the time.
She doesn’t want her daughters to be affected. Um, too late.
Dina is going to be super cunty to Caroline it seems. Teresa is like her sister. Teresa complains about her attorney fees. Dina is going to support Teresa. I hate Dina and her horrific pets.
Joe has decided to be a garbage man. It’s actually a lucrative business until Waste Management comes in and takes over your territory.
Melissa is very blond. She is the one Bravo is blaming for bringing Amber on board. Amber was supposedly at/in Melissa’s wedding. Amber hen pecks her husband and wants to put microchips in her kids. Her husband seems like a douchebag. They have four kids together. Oh lord, she’s’ a Jesus freak. I can’t wait to see her brawl and flip tables in the name of Jesus. Like Teresa. Amber is a breast cancer survivor.
Teresa and Nicole (aka the twins) are going to drive me nuts. I can’t tell Alexis and Gretchen apart for fuck sake. Teresa is the bad twin and Nicole is the good twin. Teresa and her hubby have married each other twice. Nicole is divorced from her hubby of 14 years and now she has a boyfriend, Bobby. Dina hates the twins. So do Teresa and Melissa. It’s old school versus new school next season. Melissa starts out liking Amber but that changes. I heard they almost had to stop production because old school and new school could not play nice on the playground.
Melissa looks really pretty. She and Teresa are at least fake bonding because otherwise they would have to film with the new girls. They go on a trip to Atlantic city. Spoiler alert, I am not sure if they show it but Teresa won big in Atlantic City recently according to my sources.
GrandMA Wrinkles has a penis? I CAN”T.
OMG I love this show but I don’t want to see Gia cry. 🙁
That said IT LOOKS SO GOOD!