I was feeling so much better today that I spent way too much time out in THE WORLD and even made an impromptu visit to the dentist to finally get my veneer fixed. My dentist did an excellent job and he’s the best dentist in the world. Despite the fact that it was a totally painless procedure, and I don’t have an issue with going to the dentist, I manage to have a panic attack AFTERWARD and my neck is jammed up from hanging upside down for an hour. But this recap must be done! The girls at Reality Tea are going to send me ALL THREE of their readers who watch the show. YAY! Soon there will be twelve of us!
We are down to eleven young ladies vying for the love of Prince Harry of Wales…. er… I mean Matt. I know most everyone thinks these girls are idiots for believing this but I think I would probably fall for this. Y’all know I have poor facial recognition skills and I know nothing about the royals really. Harry does party down in Vegas and does military stuff just like a regular Joe.
Anyway, I hate loud Rose, and I have no idea why he picked her last week. Rose and Harry have breakfast in her bedroom before she even has a chance to get dressed or put on make-up. Rose tries to get answers for the girls instead of just enjoying breakfast with a “prince.” Rose is off in the helicopter with Harry for the first one on one. The other girls are already being bitches. YAY! They are going for a private lunch on “The Isle of White.” Must google later.
On the lunch date that includes lobster on the beach, several security guards stand around ominously. Rose asks about work? He says he is in the military. He is close with his brother. He has been to Vegas. Matt’s talking heads are never overly positive with regard to Rose. I have an idea the producers chose her as being the least likely to be able to discover it is into really him. They kiss in the water. Matt continues talk about how loud and forward American women are, yet he picked the loudest most flirtatious one.
These girls are woefully underdressed for this show. I would expect them to dress like the girls on the bachelor and not like girls going to a Monster Truck Harry gets whisked off by the secret service in a dramatic scene. It’s hilarious. Even the ones that don’t believe he is Harry think he is a royal of some sort.
Rose gets to decide who will play in the cricket match and who will make tea. Rose chose for herself and two others to make tea. The other two are pissed they are “the help.” Harry has a great wardrobe. I think that he negotiated to get to keep them all. Smart move. Harry pulled one of “the help”, Corrina to speak with privately. I don’t think she complained about making tea it was the other one. Corrina is stunning! Andrea is the one that was bitching about making tea. She makes a comment to Harry about being upset she could not play. Bad move.
Matt is adorable. He is really hoping to have a relationship when this is over. He is very conflicted about lying about his identity. He is already worried he is going to fall in love and the girl will reject him because he is not from an affluent family with status. I think if he selects properly, he will be fine.
Jackie, has not idea how to interact with a guy who she thinks might be royal. She says trouble follows her wherever she goes. She’s on the chopping block in my opinion.
It’s already time for dinner and an elimination! It’s a royal event with all the possible formal flatware and such is in place. They serve a variety of sea creatures that require a bit of knowledge to eat. What they don’t know is Matt is trying hard to pretend he knows what he is doing. The blond whose name I missed nearly gags on a raw oyster. I WOULD KNOW HER NAME IF I WERE NOT WATCHING ON DEMAND! I was assured that I would not have to DVR as many shows because they are on demand now, however, you can’t even PAUSE on Fox On Demand let alone back up to watch again. Oh how I miss the benefits of DISH TV but not the crappy Internet. Life is about compromises I suppose.
It’s already time for the elimination and the crowning of then next temporary princess or whatever. So there is that. It’s recap fast or don’t recap at all. No time for editing or thinking of some clever comments.
Matt likes a girl with a mischievous side. He always does the opposite of what I think he will do!
Andrea and Kimberly who look pretty much the same to me are called to speak with Sir. I can’t believe he did not send home the vomiting oyster girl. I think because they both look similar he could narrow it down that way. Andrea the tea girl is crying already. She is the tea bitch. I think he will keep her. Then again, she got a lot of air time, and I don’t even have a memory of Kimberly. Perhaps she was the one he was talking to when the “secret service” came and dragged him away? Y’all are going to have to help me in comments until I get everyone’s faces down. Which won’t happen for several episodes. 🙂
He sends Andrea home. She says she was first runner-up in every pageant she has competed in, so to go early was shocking and he is not her type anyway. Kimberly giggles when he asks her to move her into the suite. Kimberly’s dress is three notches below Forever 21. Matt has terrible taste. I think he is so insecure that he is aiming low. That said, Kim is really sweet and cute in the suite.
The other girls are all drunk. Especially oyster vomiting girl. She can barely speak. YAY! Her name is Maggie. She really needed to go tonight. Matt can hear Maggie’s drunken rants from his room. Jackie is besties with Maggie. Jackie goes in on two other girls and calls them mean girls. Jackie is drunk too One of the mean girls, Megan, says she could eat alphabet soup and shit out things that made more sense that what comes out of her mouth. I think I love Megan.
Now, I am going to insist that you guys fess up that you are watching this!