“SHe’s your queeeenn too beeee….
“She’s your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who’ll do whatever his highness desires. She’s your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.”
*clears throat
OH MY GOD !!!! Were those black fringey things on her boszooms hiding the infamous black bra ? Did the ZULU tribe give her permission to leave the jungle ? The wardrobe/stylist people on the show must HATE her…….HIDEOUS ! She is so big, awkward , thick and fugly.
I think that the dancing was passable however the costume was truly hideous. Why not just go with red and gold. It looked like she put the bra on top of the costume. Usually the costumes are beautiful. Maybe the costumers made it hideous on purpose or maybe nene had a hand in designing it. Definitely FUGLY…
Must be mating season cause the moose is strutting in full regalia! Poor Tony. Either he was relegated to the shadows or he chose to let her go make a fool of herself without his choreography while he stood to the side shaking his head.
Pathetic… I liked how he said we’re bringing back our most popular contestants…then says, “but the most “talked about” contestant referring to Nene. That was so sad and I’d be totally embarrassed if I were her. Thank God she was fired from HWOA.
Tom referred to the other stars as popular and referred to Nene as the most talked about. I took that comment as an insult to Nene. She was excluded from the popular.
I watched sporadically last night but I did catch a few Nene moments when the camera panned to the cast. She always had a sullen expression on her face. And like you, TT, my first thought was Where’s Tony? when she danced. She was the only one to dance without her partner. I didn’t catch the entire opening number but my impression was she was the only female that wasn’t dressed in yellow. Her dance was horrible, lumbering. I don’t think she was well liked by her fellow cast mates. Did she interact with, applaud or smile for anyone?
I watched the entire show. I agree about the costume people making her look as bad as possible, although she does a great job of it on her own too. They did the same thing to Kate Gosselin.
What i did see was when they were interviewing Maks and Meryl after their final dance, Nene was in the background talking and clearly being intentionally rude. The next segment they removed her.
Where was her partner? I think Gregg was home heating up the towels. Oh, you mean dance partner? At the bar celebrating that he no longer has to dance with her.
Tony was her partner in her brief appearance during a group number. This dance featuring her in the video was part of the one she was originally in with Derek. I see they improved the costume and headdress a bit, not such a crazy jungle chicken woman as before, almost. Nene appeared very happy about everything, no sour looks like before when she thought she was competition. She managed to get in a whole lot of background shots during both sections of the final. For some reason they like to have her on camera. I felt it was less than flattering when Erin introduced Nene as “my favorite, no, really”, and after her performance host Tom days “she knows how to use a lot of real estate”.
The pink and the Zulu outfits were horrible. She is flat footed. She did NOT bring the SOUL.
She always looked pissed last night.
Maybe her Gay comments and her behavior at the reunion turned off the casts, judges and Production and she could feel the vibe when she returned.
Nene can dance. She did great. It’s not easy for tall curvaceous women to move like that. But, she has some moves. Good for you Nene. Congratulations for making it as far as you did.
I’m surprised anyone thought she did any actual dancing. She gyrated, walked and did something that resembled a giant bird trying to take flight in just about every dance she did during the DWTS season.
DWTS has had big and tall football players that can dance and some have won the whole thing.
Also they had Kristey Alley and she was great.
Sorry she just can’t dance. Maybe her feet are very heavy and she could not lift them.
@j come on . That’s not true . She just can’t dance . heavy d was at least 300 lbs light on his feet and could jump turn in the air keep up with a hop hop dance routine .The young lady from glee was as you say curvy and was great.
appropo of nothing, Heavy D was poetry on a dance floor. for such a big man, he used to move with such grace and lightness, I was almost envious of him.
The guy name ReRun on the show “that’s my momma” was a big overweight man who could really move and dance. He was a “pop locker”. He actually also was featured on “soul train”. So being “big” has nothing to do with how good or bad you dance. Rythum plays a major part.
I don’t think her dancing days ever started! LOL! What she was doing on DWTS was not dancing, she was moving her feet like a big ole hippo. No I take that back. I will NOT insult the poor hippos. lol
@ Karen . Somehow I doubt she was a great stripper . Tamara has enlightened me that anyone can strip so I can’t say who would want to see her strip . But I don’t thing she excelled
There Nene goes doing the same style dance as she always does. Arms swinging up and down, back and forth, hips shaking with a shimmy thrown in for good measure. For emphasis she occasionally turns her head to the side. Notice how Nene’s feet seldom move and when they do she is walking. I have to take my hat off to Tony because he took one for the team. I liked Tom’s introduction of Nene. After saying they brought back some of the popular stars for the evening, Tom introduced Nene as the “most talked about”. Yep, and it’s not all complimentary talk either! That was a snippet of her switch up dance and neither partner was there for her. Somehow Derek and Tony dodged that bullet. The next time her bio appears for an event like another “Women Expo” she can make amendments and add that she is a professional Latin ballroom dancer, choreographer and champion. Why not exaggerate this opportunity since most of her other accomplishments are blown out of proportion? So much for kicking the asses of the Olympic gold medalists like she bragged she would do at the start of the season. As deplorable as her stank face was when another team did well, I was amused because she was just ugly on camera. Nene cannot grasp the concept of joy for another.
That was so sad. I’m beginning to think she took a left and her career a right. Was that the infamous black bra? Zulu costume?
Is she seriously ill?
Crash and burn. Flush.
It says a lot that she had no partner at all. And she looked like Big Bird in drag. There were no new dance moves either. It looks like they said, just let her do her Zulu moves and call it a day. It was embarrassing to watch.
Vincent. I do think it’s interesting that they gave her her own dance, right after the two ice dancers (who would make anyone look bad if they had to follow their dance). Obviously Nene, for better or for worse, causes a buzz. I couldn’t help thinking that this could possibly the last time we see her in a celebrity roll. Where she’s actually working and earning money in a show business roll. I wish I could like Nene, I really do, but no. She can’t be my queen. But if she’s yours more power to you.
Haha….Solo dance…Maybe no one wanted to dance with her, Even her little chicky backup dancers…looked like they may have had separate rehearsals…And Nene was just plugged in later on stage.
I read interview where Derek Hough said he had to fly right back to LA to prepare for their 48 tour dates. I forgot they do a tour. Does anyone know if it includes the last few standing celebrities? Not Nene, I hope.
I read Meryl logged over 38,000 air miles to perform at ice shows with Charlie during the same time they appeared on DWTS. I think I heard these two mention it once, no complaining, as some have on past seasons. Their bodies must be like machines, so tough.
I will give Nene credit for being a better dancer than another tall woman, Wendy Williams. It is true that taller bodies with higher center of gravity makes it more difficult to do tricks and be as fast. The judges on all the dance shows have said this. It is also true that there are people of all sizes that have more athletic ability, coordination, agility, and musicality than others. Some folks have zero, short or tall.
It’s a shame when someone thinks they are the hottest thing on TV and they are totally NOT. She can shimmy and shake,’s that the stripper in her but if she actually had to move her FEET and dance she CAN’T. I haven’t watched much DWTS this season because I can’t stand Nene, but thought I would give her a chance. Well I was right she can’t dance. Every time I watched her, her partner was dancing around her. She would tap or stomp her feet but honey that’s not dancing . What did they do make up dances for her that she didn’t have to actually dance to? I think dancing with the stars is really getting hard up for dancers
That dance reminded me of when I was a child and would watch a jungle movie where a maiden was thrown into a volcano as a sacrifice for the gods. There would be these wild ass dancers dressed in feathers, flailing their arms to the beat of manic drums as she was being carried to her death. I was impressionable and very frightened. Many years have gone by and now I am old with some “issues”. I laughed so hard I had tears running down my legs.
Is NeNe the only person to gain weight while being on DWTS? I’m literally in tears and I didn’t watch this until after reading the comments. As someone upthread said, Moosetastic!!!!
My shrink is trying to make me think differently and not negative right off the bat. Soooo….Bless her heart!
Maybe an illness is going round…. 😛
“SHe’s your queeeenn too beeee….
“She’s your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who’ll do whatever his highness desires. She’s your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.”
*clears throat
(Lawd hammercy!)
LMAO “Coming to America”? ROFLMAOU-(UNCONTROLLABLY)
Happy to make you laugh!!!!
That sounds like the in “Coming to America”. As the bride walked the isle, the fat guy sang . ” She’s your Queen to be”. What w funny film that was.
Sorry for typos. Stupid iPhone mobile. Meant what *a*
Good Morning Oh MY! What is that symbol next to your name? I can’t make out what it is. It looks like an ink blot to me.
It’s been so long since I saw Coming to America that I don’t remember any of the movie at all LOL!
Hi Skeeter,
The animal (emoticon) next to my name. Is a Pig, with “tusks”.
I love it!! Can hear his high voice in my head–so damn funny. Love that movie.
OH MY GOD !!!! Were those black fringey things on her boszooms hiding the infamous black bra ? Did the ZULU tribe give her permission to leave the jungle ? The wardrobe/stylist people on the show must HATE her…….HIDEOUS ! She is so big, awkward , thick and fugly.
I think that the dancing was passable however the costume was truly hideous. Why not just go with red and gold. It looked like she put the bra on top of the costume. Usually the costumes are beautiful. Maybe the costumers made it hideous on purpose or maybe nene had a hand in designing it. Definitely FUGLY…
That was passable for gyrating, hoochie cooing, stripping etc. It was not passable for dancing, heck it wasn’t. Dancing!
I agree on the costume, bad excuse for a negligee!
Wow!! WordPress gave you a pink swastika!!
I know she looked like Big Bird dressed in red.
bwhahahahahahabwhahaha…oh lord
Must be mating season cause the moose is strutting in full regalia! Poor Tony. Either he was relegated to the shadows or he chose to let her go make a fool of herself without his choreography while he stood to the side shaking his head.
@vonnie lmao….too funny 😀
Pathetic… I liked how he said we’re bringing back our most popular contestants…then says, “but the most “talked about” contestant referring to Nene. That was so sad and I’d be totally embarrassed if I were her. Thank God she was fired from HWOA.
She probably only heard the first part
I don’t get it Ronny. With him saying that, wouldn’t that be a good thing for her? Or did he say it rudely, sarcastically?
Tom referred to the other stars as popular and referred to Nene as the most talked about. I took that comment as an insult to Nene. She was excluded from the popular.
Hi Dracla,
Aaaah! Got it. I bet she took it, as a compliment.
I watched sporadically last night but I did catch a few Nene moments when the camera panned to the cast. She always had a sullen expression on her face. And like you, TT, my first thought was Where’s Tony? when she danced. She was the only one to dance without her partner. I didn’t catch the entire opening number but my impression was she was the only female that wasn’t dressed in yellow. Her dance was horrible, lumbering. I don’t think she was well liked by her fellow cast mates. Did she interact with, applaud or smile for anyone?
I watched the entire show. I agree about the costume people making her look as bad as possible, although she does a great job of it on her own too. They did the same thing to Kate Gosselin.
What i did see was when they were interviewing Maks and Meryl after their final dance, Nene was in the background talking and clearly being intentionally rude. The next segment they removed her.
Where was her partner? I think Gregg was home heating up the towels. Oh, you mean dance partner? At the bar celebrating that he no longer has to dance with her.
No, he made love to Nene while thinking of her dance partner.
Lol! Good one…
Tony was her partner in her brief appearance during a group number. This dance featuring her in the video was part of the one she was originally in with Derek. I see they improved the costume and headdress a bit, not such a crazy jungle chicken woman as before, almost. Nene appeared very happy about everything, no sour looks like before when she thought she was competition. She managed to get in a whole lot of background shots during both sections of the final. For some reason they like to have her on camera. I felt it was less than flattering when Erin introduced Nene as “my favorite, no, really”, and after her performance host Tom days “she knows how to use a lot of real estate”.
Actually he said “That women can move her real estate.”
Unless it’s a joke about being her own zip code, I’m still stuck trying to make that connection.
The pink and the Zulu outfits were horrible. She is flat footed. She did NOT bring the SOUL.
She always looked pissed last night.
Maybe her Gay comments and her behavior at the reunion turned off the casts, judges and Production and she could feel the vibe when she returned.
Did NeNe dance the same dance every time she danced?
Yep. It looked like a combo of the Watusi, Monkey and the Jerk.
Dracla,
You had me LOL!!! HaH!!! You just gave the Watusi, Monkey and the Jerk a BAD name. Hahaha! Love love it.
​I assume you are using the term dance, loosely, and yes.
On Wed, May 21, 2014 at 5:00 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Nene can dance. She did great. It’s not easy for tall curvaceous women to move like that. But, she has some moves. Good for you Nene. Congratulations for making it as far as you did.
I’m surprised anyone thought she did any actual dancing. She gyrated, walked and did something that resembled a giant bird trying to take flight in just about every dance she did during the DWTS season.
LMAO at “a giant bird trying to take flight”
Ohhh lawd the image that created.
DWTS has had big and tall football players that can dance and some have won the whole thing.
Also they had Kristey Alley and she was great.
Sorry she just can’t dance. Maybe her feet are very heavy and she could not lift them.
I thought Kirsty was a really good dancer too. I loved her and Maks together.
@j come on . That’s not true . She just can’t dance . heavy d was at least 300 lbs light on his feet and could jump turn in the air keep up with a hop hop dance routine .The young lady from glee was as you say curvy and was great.
O.O, I didn’t expect that anyone would agree with me, but I’m ok with that.
appropo of nothing, Heavy D was poetry on a dance floor. for such a big man, he used to move with such grace and lightness, I was almost envious of him.
The guy name ReRun on the show “that’s my momma” was a big overweight man who could really move and dance. He was a “pop locker”. He actually also was featured on “soul train”. So being “big” has nothing to do with how good or bad you dance. Rythum plays a major part.
Omg RVA I just said the same thing b4 reading your post
Was that supposed to be dancing? That was just voguing.
She might have been a mover and shaker on the stripper pole, but really? Naynay cannot dance and her costume was bizarre. Her dancing days are over.
I don’t think her dancing days ever started! LOL! What she was doing on DWTS was not dancing, she was moving her feet like a big ole hippo. No I take that back. I will NOT insult the poor hippos. lol
@ Karen . Somehow I doubt she was a great stripper . Tamara has enlightened me that anyone can strip so I can’t say who would want to see her strip . But I don’t thing she excelled
There Nene goes doing the same style dance as she always does. Arms swinging up and down, back and forth, hips shaking with a shimmy thrown in for good measure. For emphasis she occasionally turns her head to the side. Notice how Nene’s feet seldom move and when they do she is walking. I have to take my hat off to Tony because he took one for the team. I liked Tom’s introduction of Nene. After saying they brought back some of the popular stars for the evening, Tom introduced Nene as the “most talked about”. Yep, and it’s not all complimentary talk either! That was a snippet of her switch up dance and neither partner was there for her. Somehow Derek and Tony dodged that bullet. The next time her bio appears for an event like another “Women Expo” she can make amendments and add that she is a professional Latin ballroom dancer, choreographer and champion. Why not exaggerate this opportunity since most of her other accomplishments are blown out of proportion? So much for kicking the asses of the Olympic gold medalists like she bragged she would do at the start of the season. As deplorable as her stank face was when another team did well, I was amused because she was just ugly on camera. Nene cannot grasp the concept of joy for another.
Her HUGE (false) EGO won’t allow her to be happy for anyone else. It’s all about Nene.
That was funny. LMAO.
That was so sad. I’m beginning to think she took a left and her career a right. Was that the infamous black bra? Zulu costume?
Is she seriously ill?
Crash and burn. Flush.
The professional dancers made her look good!!!
She needs a stronger manager who can tell her to STFU.
Kind of like the Donald is calling in favors…Kenya is evil. Boggles.
@vonnie lmao….too funny 😀
Oh my god. I had a medical procedure today, and this just turned my whole day around. Moosetastic!!!! (Is that a word?)
Yes, yes it is and will soon be in the urban dictionary. Isn’t that moosetastic?
Ummm was that the chicken dance on steroids? WTF. And yeah, where was her partner?
She got paid for that? WTF?
$1m per dance LOL
At least that! Wedding rings like hers aren’t cheap 😛
Yeah two dollah fitty cent
Oh, ok then.
It says a lot that she had no partner at all. And she looked like Big Bird in drag. There were no new dance moves either. It looks like they said, just let her do her Zulu moves and call it a day. It was embarrassing to watch.
These comments had me rolling on the floor. They are good. Thanks for the laughs. bwhahahahahahaha
She looked like a giant chicken trying to lay an egg, Why won’t she go away for at least a week, I need a Nene break!
puke.
Somewhere there are 58 cold, bald geese.
Poor geese.
Now it has been confirmed, and I am so glad I didn’t watch when she was in competition. Holy…mother….of….God….
I wouldn’t call that dancing. She was just shaking and walking pretty much.
Who the hell cares about her first dance and/or final dance!
OMG…that QUEEN DIVA garnered an applause filled FEATURE SOLO…..You go Miss Nene!!!
Vincent. I do think it’s interesting that they gave her her own dance, right after the two ice dancers (who would make anyone look bad if they had to follow their dance). Obviously Nene, for better or for worse, causes a buzz. I couldn’t help thinking that this could possibly the last time we see her in a celebrity roll. Where she’s actually working and earning money in a show business roll. I wish I could like Nene, I really do, but no. She can’t be my queen. But if she’s yours more power to you.
Haha….Solo dance…Maybe no one wanted to dance with her, Even her little chicky backup dancers…looked like they may have had separate rehearsals…And Nene was just plugged in later on stage.
Was she starting off with the funky chicken?
Bwhahahahahahahaha…hahahahahaha! I can’t even begin guess where her partner could be . Do you know Tamara ?
How stupendous that it’s finally over. Now she can go away….
When Gregg was powdering her today he must have gotten too much powder in her Neigh Neigh, causing those wild, uncoordinated gyrations.
Yeah. Itching powder. 🙂
I read interview where Derek Hough said he had to fly right back to LA to prepare for their 48 tour dates. I forgot they do a tour. Does anyone know if it includes the last few standing celebrities? Not Nene, I hope.
I read Meryl logged over 38,000 air miles to perform at ice shows with Charlie during the same time they appeared on DWTS. I think I heard these two mention it once, no complaining, as some have on past seasons. Their bodies must be like machines, so tough.
I will give Nene credit for being a better dancer than another tall woman, Wendy Williams. It is true that taller bodies with higher center of gravity makes it more difficult to do tricks and be as fast. The judges on all the dance shows have said this. It is also true that there are people of all sizes that have more athletic ability, coordination, agility, and musicality than others. Some folks have zero, short or tall.
When did roosters start having backup dancers?
I cannot stop laughing. And I am sure Tony is still thanking baby Jesus that he did not have to dance with her anymore….
I am so glad my TV will be Nene free for some time now….
There was a moment when I thought an Easter Island statue had come to life and was more than a bit angry.
Easter Island statue!!!!!!! Haha!! Frappe, you almost made me spit out my morning chai!!!! Lol!!!
My eyes are bleeding.
“Fix it, Jesus!”
Dracla and Maya you two are hilarious……………….
It’s a shame when someone thinks they are the hottest thing on TV and they are totally NOT. She can shimmy and shake,’s that the stripper in her but if she actually had to move her FEET and dance she CAN’T. I haven’t watched much DWTS this season because I can’t stand Nene, but thought I would give her a chance. Well I was right she can’t dance. Every time I watched her, her partner was dancing around her. She would tap or stomp her feet but honey that’s not dancing . What did they do make up dances for her that she didn’t have to actually dance to? I think dancing with the stars is really getting hard up for dancers
I love the convulsing chicken dance.
That dance reminded me of when I was a child and would watch a jungle movie where a maiden was thrown into a volcano as a sacrifice for the gods. There would be these wild ass dancers dressed in feathers, flailing their arms to the beat of manic drums as she was being carried to her death. I was impressionable and very frightened. Many years have gone by and now I am old with some “issues”. I laughed so hard I had tears running down my legs.
​giggles.. Those weren’t tears….
On Thu, May 22, 2014 at 1:12 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Is NeNe the only person to gain weight while being on DWTS? I’m literally in tears and I didn’t watch this until after reading the comments. As someone upthread said, Moosetastic!!!!
Lol, there was ONE other person who gained weight while on the show….funny because she is associated with moose too….Bristol Palin! ROFLMAO!
She makes Clydesdales look like the Bolshoi Corp de ballet. Just a big old goon…
Okay Nene….I think dancing requires more than just simple chest pops. The backup dancers were great though.
What about the graceful right leg kick? LOL!!!
My eyes! I’m blind!