I’ve had such a good (although only mildly productive) day today. I’ve been really blessed lately with all sorts of acts of support from all my imaginary Internet friends lately. The sun was shining and global warming has skipped right over Georgia because we are a red state that doesn’t believe in such nonsense, the windows are open, the meat fairy recently arrived and I was super excited to cook. As I was plating a delicious, though probably odd to most people veal dish, I realized I was out of olives. Then the olive miracle happened… and cheese and olives arrived…FEDEX on the doorstep. It was like I was living in a movie of only good things. I understand most of you don’t understand the meat fairy who sends meat boxes or the miracle of the olives but I really can’t explain it. Some men send flowers, others send veal chops and olives and cheese.
Anyway this is not really about what put me in such a good mood, only it is. You guys make me smile. You email me, you toss coins (sometimes REALLY BIG ONES!) in the tip jar, you tweet me and this site is becoming a bigger success than I could have imagined. So while I am less cunty than usual, I thought we could just have a girls chat. Or you could ask me some questions. OR suggest things for me to blog about. (which I will probably ignore). Or just talk amongst yourselves. Ask another commenter something you have always wondered about their screen name or their opinions.
I don’t care. Basically, it’s HAPPY HOUR! Until I reach angry drunk stage. At that point you should not hold me accountable in the morning and continue to love or hate me as usual.
Who’s in? What do you want to talk about tonight? Maybe Friday can be Tea Sipping With Tamara!