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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: I Could Chair Less.

May 12, 2014 by tamaratattles 106 Comments

RHOOC Season 9 Cast

We start with Shannon and Vicki going to Shannon’s whackadoodle “energy doctor” for some acupuncture. I have never seen anyone get acupuncture on TV who even admitted they could feel anything when the needles were inserted. I was also unaware anal probing was part of the procedure. Plus, did he plug the needles into some sort of electric doo hickey? After all that Vicki did a talking head saying it was great! Also, why would Shannon act like $100 is a lot for a visit? I’m sure her therapist is three times that!

Meanwhile, Heather is planning a ground breaking party for her new home. It’s fittingly, perhaps, going to be a Hoe Down.  She planning a huge tented even with barrels and hay bales and a mechanical bull. Remember last year when we all thought Heather was the biggest bitch ever for not allowing Terry to have onion rings at her dinner party? Well message received. This time she is planning an entire onion ring station. That would be fabulous.

Vicki, Shannon and Tamra go to get their nails done. Of course the script is for Tamra to talk about Heather. Shannon is getting sucked into the vortex that these two harpies create. Tamra also tries to lay the foundation gossiping about Lizzie by comparing her to Gretchen and Alexis. RHOOC Tamra Lizzie

Lizzie’s home life doesn’t look fun or very structured for the kids. Meanwhile, at Shannon’s house she is going nuts with the Christmas decorations. It looks only slightly more fun.

Tamra’s son Ryan is a manager at Cut Fitness. Ryan has a full beard and looks a lot different, but still has no ambition in life. Eddie and Tamra seem to be giving Ryan totally different directives about what he should be doing.

Shannon is introducing Vicki to a Feng Shui decorator. Vicki continues to fight Don in the divorce over his request for spousal support. The Feng Shui lady seems to want to do some whacky stuff that even involves moving walls. She also wants to put up tons of pictures of Vicki. I’m down with a little Feng Shui but this lady was a nutbar.

I kind of love that this show is filming during the Christmas season. I love Christmas. All the girls take a limo to a go on a girls’ night out. In the limo, Vicki starts with Lizzie right away. Lizzie gives it right back to her. Vicki hates pageant girls and judges her immediately.

” Insecurities are very loud.” Lizzie.  I think I’m going to like this one!

Wait! Bio identical hormone therapy will restart your periods? Lord, the more I find out about the mysteries of perimenopause, the more I hate it.  BTW, not one but two spell checkers do not know the word, perimenopause.

At the bar/restaurant there is some controversy when Vicki dares to tell Heather to give up he chair for Shannon. I would not have moved in the first place, but once she moved, it was too late to make a production out of it.  Now Shannon hates Heather because, childish. Heather tries to say that Shannon doesn’t live in her area of the neighborhood.  Vicki ask Lizzie about her ethnicity. Vicki orders tequila shots of for everyone. Tamra and Vicki pressure everyone in the group to shoot tequila. Somehow, Lizzie doesn’t get a shot, she believes it was intentional. I don’t think it was.

As usual, Vicki has no table manners and wants to bring up diarrhea at the table. I cannot, CAN NOT be around people discussing bathroom topics. It’s a HUGE pet peeve. So uncouth. Now Vicki and Tamra are getting into it because of Lizzie. None of these women get along at all. Vicki brings up Brooks. Tamra starts poisoning the new girls against Brooks.

This was an okay episode, but really nothing recap worthy.

Holy shit. I take that back. They did some season preview stuff at the end and Tamra goes batshit.  This will be REALLY bad for her custody situation. Thoughts?

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  1. pfffttt says

    May 12, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    Tamra was running like she was in a marathon and screaming her head off. ROFLMAO!!! Bwahaha. She lost it!

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 12, 2014 at 10:19 pm

      for the love of god woman, mind your f’s ant t’s do you have to enter your name everytime you post or is it stored?

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  2. Cafe Vivienne says

    May 12, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    Right TT?! I even said as I was watching “what just happened?!”

    I so agree that this was okay, but I love that I watched the whole thing to see the preview oh boy can’t wait.

    Another note Vicki’s mouth is disgusting. Lizzie should just ignore her. Or watch the previous seasons and maybe it would be water off her back.

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    • Gabriella says

      May 15, 2014 at 5:59 pm

      Yes and it looks like Brooks has got a potty mouth as well with the vajayjay comment he makes in the middle of a group dinner.

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  3. dallasmom says

    May 12, 2014 at 10:24 pm

    This season looks like hun! Lmao

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  4. Kathy says

    May 12, 2014 at 10:33 pm

    What the heck is wrong with the name Lizzie anyway? Sounds a lot like Vicki. Nobody thinks she should be called Victoria. I’m just so over Vicki. And I felt so bad for Heather last week and now this week she made herself look like an idiot. Geez.

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  5. Wampascat says

    May 12, 2014 at 10:44 pm

    Vicki said she could never be in a pageant. So true! She surely could not! She’s another one that needs to be knocked off her high horse!

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    • keight34 says

      May 13, 2014 at 12:37 am

      she doesnt like pageant girls because she could never be one! i get it, i have never been the “pageant type” i hate being the center of attention, etc. but that is not why vicki said that.

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      • teecee66 says

        May 13, 2014 at 10:33 am

        Perhaps she does not care for pageants because they make it seem like a woman’s looks are more important than her brains. From your comment, I see you agree. And you are wrong.

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      • Jarlath says

        May 13, 2014 at 10:41 am

        It would seem that subconsciously, Vicki feels the same way, otherwise why did she have all that plastic surgery (which, ironically, only made her look like Miss Piggy even more so)?

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      • vivaladiva831 says

        May 13, 2014 at 1:21 pm

        In a very odd way, I feel sorry for Vicki. She is the oldest, and I think she definitely has self esteem issues over being bigger than the others, not as “pretty”-Vicki in the first three seasons, with Tammy Knickerbocker, Jeanna, even Lynn and what’s – her – name that married George, was so different. Instead of taking pride of the fact that she has BRAINS, a successful business that she built herself, she constantly compares herself on a superficial level with these women. When Slade made fun of her looks, she immediately had plastic surgery to try and fix it instead of brushing him off like the piece of shit he is.

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      • keight34 says

        May 14, 2014 at 12:36 am

        @teeceee66 no that is not what i was saying.. if vicki didnt care about her looks why did she get so much plastic surgery?? she has never been the typical “hot girl” and has always put pressure on herself to keep up. i do feel sorry for her. and i dont get why people are so quick to say “your wrong” when you clearly misunderstood what i was trying to say.

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    • BH Wannabe says

      May 13, 2014 at 5:48 am

      Exactly what I thought! There isn’t a pageant that would’ve taken you at any point in your life, Vicki.

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  6. O.O says

    May 12, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    I guess this is why I don’t go anywhere . How can grown hardback women behave this way? It’s unreal! How can vikki say with a straight face that she wasn’t rude ?? Omg! I would think this was all for show but last year I allowed someone lure me from my cave for a 40th birthday dinner and I was Lizzie ! I could not believe it! I was Floored! I could not believe that a group of women who I didn’t know from Adam could be so rude! In my case I was guessing that they didn’t appreciate the birthday woman inviting someone new into their circle . Quite odd .
    In Vickie’s case I think she was upset because Lizzie is young and good looking. Tamra behaved the same way when Gretchen came on the scene.

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      May 13, 2014 at 1:44 pm

      You got it, Vicki is really threatened. So is Tamra I think, hence the comparison to Gretchen and Alexis – both younger and better looking.

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  7. BubALub says

    May 12, 2014 at 10:52 pm

    RHOC bores me to death. Tamra screams, Vicki is insecure, Heather is smug…blah, blah, blah.

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    • GirlFromKY says

      May 14, 2014 at 11:35 am

      For the life of me I can’t understand why a 50 something year old woman would purposely and continuously want to be so disgustingly annoying and rude…constantly. I can’t even stomach that crazy bitch. Vicki is so over the top insecure, she thinks the only way to get attention is through her annoying and instigating tactics. God I seriously wish Bravo would just make her disappear so we wouldn’t have to contend with her anymore!

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  8. therealdeb says

    May 12, 2014 at 11:09 pm

    vicki is for sure jealous, she does this to all the new cast members, with the exception of shannon. and shannon by the way is terrible to her husband, i cannot believe he stays with her, and she is whack a do. it really pained me to see the nastiness that is totally the manicure session. when will they grow up? my 15 yr old son is always passing through when this show is on, he is annoyed by vicki and tamra and wants to know why they are always so nasty. when a teenager asks that you know they have never matured. i really like lizzie, she is cooky and i enjoy her, and she is bright to boot and i really think that vicki is very insecure and totally threatened by her. and poor heather made herself look like a total moron tonight, poor thing, she played into their hands

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    • Gabriella says

      May 15, 2014 at 6:34 pm

      I agree with your comment about Shannon being horrible to her husband, he seems lovely!! But she did say in one episode something along the lines of “I just want him to notice me” which I thought was sad because I think that could be another way of saying she felt like he doesn’t love her.

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  9. Steve says

    May 12, 2014 at 11:13 pm

    The way Heather so overreacted about the chair incident and tried to turn it back on Shannon. This is a pattern with her. Ughhhh….

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    • keight34 says

      May 13, 2014 at 12:39 am

      I completely agree. Heather is annoying me this season.

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      • mixedupchile says

        May 13, 2014 at 11:01 pm

        Heather is trying too hard to save her spot on RHOC…and failing at it since she is not the vile, bitter, jealous, petty, insecure pre-teen like the rest of those pinheads…except Lizzie. Lizzie, so far, is fending off the morons but soon she’ll be required to attack someone to keep it (UN)real.

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        • tamaratattles says

          May 13, 2014 at 11:32 pm

          Please. Heather actually IS better than all these other fucks. She can’t help that.

          On Tue, May 13, 2014 at 11:01 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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          • mixedupchile says

            May 15, 2014 at 3:04 am

            Good Lord, woman. We are saying the same thing.

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    • loo says

      May 13, 2014 at 10:48 am

      ITA She was def looking liked the one that made the big deal out it. But Shannon was on her way to tipsyville. Girl likes her drink. When Lizzie made the remark about insecure ppl talk that loudest…It reminded me of Nene, That’s kinda why I have some affection left for Nene. When she acts the most outrageous, is when I think she is the most insecure.

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      • keight34 says

        May 14, 2014 at 12:40 am

        that was a good observation about nene! its always the loud ones..

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    • The Disher says

      May 13, 2014 at 6:34 pm

      I thought it was bizarre that Heather completely tried to deflect her behavior by making it seem as if Shannon was angry about the chair. Heather cannot tolerate looking anything less than perfect. Scary that she would scapegoat someone else. Hope she doesn’t do that with her kids.

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  10. Katimir says

    May 12, 2014 at 11:21 pm

    I’m liking Lizzie for now. Vickie is really trying to start trouble with her right from the start. My eyes are really on Tamra and Eddie. I think that relationship is doomed. Eddie reminds me of someone who doesn’t give you much room to make mistakes with him. He seemed so perfect. Almost to good to be true. I really believe if Tamra crosses the line with him, she’s history. He’s too cool, calm and collected for me. I can picture her holding on to his ankles while he walks away. Just my impression of them.

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  11. calipatti says

    May 12, 2014 at 11:24 pm

    Great recap TT. I “can not” often so I read you.
    Okay, I had a divorce and custody fight that I later heard local attorneys referred to as their “War of Roses.”
    With Tamara going through a custody fight with a man that showed on camera that he will not fight fair, she is a complete dumb ass.
    I won by the way but I minded my actions 24/7, even on the phone.
    Any and everything she does will be looked at. If she loses she will be forced to pay and her husbands income is considered also.

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  12. Cat Parlova says

    May 13, 2014 at 12:29 am

    Shannon needs to see a real doctor. I went through menopause, and then my periods started back up. My doctor ordered an ultrasound and a biopsy. It is NOT normal!

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  13. keight34 says

    May 13, 2014 at 12:36 am

    I enjoyed Lizzie in this episode. Insecurities are loud and Vicki is really rude to Lizzie. Im glad she gave it right back to her. Also.. I have liked Heather the past few seasons, even though she does think she is better than everyone and is a bit pretentious.. but this season I dont know. I know Tamra and Vicki are tough. But what she did with Shannon at the table- Vicki asked you to move.. she shouldnt have and I would have said no. But you cant move and then move back! And I definitely don’t think Shannon was “scary angry” Heather was overreacting. I am definitely looking forward to some of these episodes.. Tamra running away screaming- realllyyyyy!?!?! And you are how old??? Well, it does look entertaining!

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  14. meredith rosa (@rosamerdo) says

    May 13, 2014 at 1:14 am

    So, I read these comments before I watched the show, (I’m on the West Coast, hence I see it 3 hrs. later than some of the others on this site) and I thought there was no way Heather would behave the way commenters said she was. Wow, was I wrong! I felt embarrassed for Heather and couldn’t believe what a fool she was making of herself. I’m usually a Heather fan even though I know she can be obnoxious at times, but I find her to be authentic so I like her. I have a feeling from the previews we’re going to see a different side of Heather, a lot of it stemming from the mean girl treatment she’s getting from Tamra and Vicki. I only hope she doesn’t overreact every time and make me end up disliking her. I hate when that happens! lol
    O.K., this is my first comment as I’m new to this site. I really identify with your take on everything and enjoy reading your blog! Hope I make the cut for posting!

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    • Gabriella says

      May 15, 2014 at 6:44 pm

      Not as late as me, Meredith! I’m in Australia!

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  15. Gingersnap says

    May 13, 2014 at 1:19 am

    I’m not 100% sure, but when they were showing the previews of the upcoming episodes and someone asked Brooks what he liked the most about Vicki, it sounded like he said her VERgina. Vergina…omg!

    That Danielle girl better start speaking up in some capacity. It was easy to forget she was even at the table. Heather was like a dog with a bone over the chairs. Jeeze, shut up already. Shannon wasn’t the least scary or angry looking to me. I would definitely say they live in the same neighborhood and why Heather is so anal about it is baffling. Her level of anality makes me feel anal. I am glad Terry is getting some onion rings, it only took the wrath of the fans to make that happen. I’m sure the poor slob is eternally grateful…lol.

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    • Gabriella says

      May 15, 2014 at 6:13 pm

      Oh, I thought Dannielle was just a tag along for the evening!! I didn’t even realize she was a housewife! She will have to find a voice, definitely.

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    • Gingersnap says

      May 15, 2014 at 6:32 pm

      @Gabriella ~ Danielle is a friend of the housewives.

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  16. spk says

    May 13, 2014 at 2:16 am

    Yes, you can get electric hooked up to an acupuncture needle to increase the benefit to that particular spot. It feels just a little “buzzy” and they can dial it up or down, you just tell them what is comfortable. =) It’s very very helpful.

    And I think Vicki was full of it; he didn’t probe her butt. That was her misguided idea of good tv … including when she told everyone she demands that Brooks be naked in bed when she gets home at night. Throwing up now…

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    • Wampascat says

      May 13, 2014 at 10:07 am

      I know! Calm down Vicki! No one wants to stick their finger up your butt! That’s what you pay Brooks for!

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    • Cat says

      May 13, 2014 at 12:51 pm

      I agree about the “butt probe”. I may be mistaken, but I didn’t see the “doctor” wearing any gloves. If he wasn’t, and he did probe her, that’s just gross.

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      • Cat says

        May 13, 2014 at 12:58 pm

        Oops. Back to moderation. I dropped my last name this time. Hope it’s not a problem..It’s still me.

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      • MicroOp says

        May 14, 2014 at 9:23 am

        Vicki is so immature she doesn’t care about ruining dr moons credibility on tv. She’d rather act like a child. Why even bother trying acupuncture if you won’t even attempt to relax?

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      • Gabriella says

        May 15, 2014 at 6:40 pm

        If he did probe her butt, it was through the gown she was wearing, but I agree with what someone else said about how she should be careful what she says on TV or she could affect his business detrementally.

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    • teecee66 says

      May 15, 2014 at 7:00 pm

      Why would you think it was through the gown???

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    • lori says

      May 15, 2014 at 9:11 pm

      I was thinking “law suit” as soon as she made that ridiculous comment.

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  17. Angel says

    May 13, 2014 at 3:21 am

    I have noticed Tamra’s son Ryan always works for his Mother’s men. He worked with Simon at I think it was a car dealership. I think this was Simon’s fall back job after he went broke. Then Ryan worked with Eddie at his family’s law firm. I pictured him as a file clerk. Now he has been given a job at Cut Fitness. He must take no initiative to find a job on his own. I hated the beard on him. I picture it sweaty and smelly while working out. I bet he is going bald under that cap.

    All the new girls seem nicer than Vicki, that doesn’t take much. The way she acted tonight reminded me why Brooks is probably a good fit for her, inappropriate and rude. His being so ignorant probably plays to her need to feel superior.

    It is my understanding with bio identical hormones you do continue your period. I remember Suzanne Somers said she still had hers at about 61 years of age at the time. She thought it was worth it to feel well and young. Her husband takes them also, a male version, of course. She is looking pretty old in the face these days, over done fillers or something.

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    • Riley says

      May 13, 2014 at 8:12 am

      I did stop my period on bio identical hormones….guess it can go either way. Being different is what makes the world go around? Eh?

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    • Gabriella says

      May 15, 2014 at 6:20 pm

      Yes, he is going bald under that cap, I saw it on an episode a long while back. Hate the beard, it doesn’t improve anything. I understand Tamra’s frustration with him, one of my sons is a bit like Ryan.

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  18. tess (@SpaghettiKitten) says

    May 13, 2014 at 3:58 am

    This episode bored me – the recap was more entertaining! The Preview looked promising though. Can’t think of name, so will call him Dr. Dubrow, didn’t he seem uber shriek-y when giving his practiced and rehearsed line of “medical term…penis” to David Beador? (Who I LOVE!) Maybe it came across a lot funnier over several off season bottles of Champs? The look on David’s face is priceless.

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  19. BH Wannabe says

    May 13, 2014 at 6:57 am

    God, PLEASE get rid of Vicki. She is AWFUL: “Did you have diarrhea? Why does it take so long to go potty?” (In her screechy screaming voice.) And “potty”? They’re not dogs. How about a more adult term? Commanding her partner-in-offensive-behavior, Tamra, that she better not be nice to or even about Lizzie: “Don’t stick up for her, Tamra.” I’m sorry, but what adult and businesswoman acts like that?
    While we were lucky enough to be treated to a quick glimpse of her signature move (flipping someone off while making that ugly, scrunched up face) Tamra’s alcoholism wasn’t showcased as much as usual, but it’ll be back in rare form ASAP.
    Lizzie has those two figured out, saying out loud what so many of us have been thinking: their juvenile and cringewortgy behavior comes straight from their insecurities. Hell yeah, Lizzie! Don’t let Vicki “I need to buy my clothes at least two sizes bigger” Gunvalson target you! You’re confident! She can dish it… can’t take it. As we know.
    I can totally see where Heather’s feelings (and ensuing delayed reaction, the delay making it come across embarrassingly) behind the dumb “chairgate” came from, but it’s too boring for me to write about.
    I’m with everyone else, though. Get me to that scene with Tamra running away, screaming like a banchee!!! (Damn sure no one was chasing her.) Simon, starting to think your custody argument holds a LOT of water…
    Boring episode, but only because their ridiculous antics have become so routine.

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    • Deb says

      May 13, 2014 at 7:35 am

      @BH, agree with you 100%! I like Lizzie, can’t understand why Vicki continues to be so rude and she owns a business. I wouldn’t do business with her or Tamra.

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    • Emma says

      May 13, 2014 at 9:42 am

      Agree, boring episode. Funny how after such boring episodes we get a montage of “excitement” to come….

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  20. BH Wannabe says

    May 13, 2014 at 7:02 am

    Oh, and BTW, PLEASE!!! I CANNOT HEAR ONE MORE “At the end of the day”. SERIOUSLY.

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    • Frappe says

      May 13, 2014 at 7:58 am

      Yes! I do believe it is now legal to shoot anyone who uses that worn out phrase. I thought I was the only one who has reached a breaking point with it.

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      • tleighb says

        May 13, 2014 at 5:58 pm

        Or ” who does that”

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      • MicroOp says

        May 13, 2014 at 9:57 pm

        Pot meet kettle needs to die forever too

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    • vivaladiva831 says

      May 13, 2014 at 11:03 am

      That and “let’s be clear”.

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      • Gingersnap says

        May 13, 2014 at 12:24 pm

        …and “moving forward”.

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      • Emma says

        May 14, 2014 at 8:09 am

        And then every series ends with the George Bernard Shaw quote of getting dirty when playing with pigs…..

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    • spk says

      May 16, 2014 at 12:21 pm

      These are so funny! Bc when the RH’s say it, they’re always bitching. I nominate immediate banning of “Whoo Hoo” or “I am so over ______”

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      • Cat says

        May 16, 2014 at 12:29 pm

        Hahahaa… I was just about to say “I am so over the whole Nene thing.” I guess I can’t say that now, huh? 🙂

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      • spk says

        May 16, 2014 at 12:39 pm

        Say it, go on! I’ll take a drink of my coffee, like it’s the word of the night on WWHL. =)

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      • Cat says

        May 16, 2014 at 12:42 pm

        Oh, no….Coffee sounds good. I think I’ll have some, too.

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  21. myinfo says

    May 13, 2014 at 7:44 am

    All I can say is Eddie run for the hills. Tamara brings a lot of baggage.
    Vickie needs to join Nene and get fired. She is gross and not likable. Why does she always scream like a nut job.

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    • Carlie Haller says

      May 13, 2014 at 8:12 am

      I think Vicki’s emotions overwhelm her to the point where screaming is all she is capable of doing. She does not have social skills or the vocabulary to carry on an intelligent conversation either, hence her inappropriate comments

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      • tleighb says

        May 13, 2014 at 6:02 pm

        Agree 100%…limited vocabulary, emotional IQ of 40. She’s obviously a good business woman however. Kudos for that

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    • Emma says

      May 14, 2014 at 8:13 am

      On WWHL a couple weeks ago, Tamra was on with Dr. Drew who said Eddie has commitment issues and Drew was worried about the exchange Tamra and Eddie had about having a baby. Drew told her that Eddie is the type of guy (because of how he grew up) that thinks all relationships have an expiration date and he is waiting to get out. A child would mean a lifelong commitment and he’s not available. I don’t think Tamra really heard what he was saying but I was sucking air in through my teeth for her.

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      • Katimir says

        May 14, 2014 at 6:08 pm

        Ah, interesting. I’m going to have to find that episode. See, my perception has always been that Eddie will disappear one day on Tamra. I didn’t know that Dr. Drew analyzed him or that Eddie is unavailable, but my perception is that if she crosses the line (which is anything his mind decides you cannot cross but may not have let Tamra in on it), he will leave and not come back. That’s what I was picking up about him because he seemed to good to be true. Like he’s all in, when really the big secret is, “people usually don’t know where I draw the line.” Tamra is definitely a loose cannon so I’m sure she will give him plenty of ammunition he’ll need when it’s time for him to go.

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        • lori says

          May 15, 2014 at 12:34 am

          Dr. Drew did not hold back at all. I was shocked! It was probably the WWHL episode that has stuck with me the most. I was hoping Tamara was going to blog it, but if she (you, if your reading this TT) did, I missed it.

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  22. Allison Brigandi says

    May 13, 2014 at 8:07 am

    Vicki should go the way of NeNe and Porsha. She’s the most immature, self serving, obnoxious, in denial housewife-and why is it Tamra cannot maintain any friendship for too long? She turns on whoever is her current bestie, gets the other women to “gang up” on whoever it is that day-it’s so mean girls junior high. Shannon gets on my nerves, and treats her husband like total crap. I like Lizzie though-giving it back as good as she got. Cant wait to see why Tamra flips out!

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    • Riley says

      May 13, 2014 at 8:21 am

      These women gives me a headache. Rhoc is the only one in the franchise that I don’t watch with any regularity. They are all rude and obnoxious. Childish and petty. They should fire all the older ones and get a complete makeover . I do like Lizzie and can tell that I will probably end up not liking Shannon. This show never leaves me wanting more.

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      • Cat says

        May 13, 2014 at 6:05 pm

        I agree. I only watch it when there is nothing else on. I kind of like Lizzy, though. Shannon is just weird. I do love the way they show her awful marriage, then cut to her interview where she talks about how great their relationship is. Wow, talk about denial.

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      May 13, 2014 at 1:52 pm

      I remember Heather’s first season (was that last season? lol) where Tamra was fan-girling her soooo hard. She badly wanted to be Heather’s friend, decking herself out in Chanel to match her. Now I think Tamra’s realized how insecure Heather really is, and she’s taking advantage. Tamra’s really a damaged individual.

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      • Allison Brigandi says

        May 13, 2014 at 1:58 pm

        You’re right! I forgot about that! Wasnt that when Tamra was a real estate agent for like, .05 seconds?

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  23. krie says

    May 13, 2014 at 8:36 am

    As usual Vicki is mean to young and pretty girls. All this does is show Vicki’s insecurities. Sure Vicki likes Shannon because she is older and not that pretty. So far I like Lizzie. Vicki is treating Lizzie the same way she treated Gretchen – JEALOUS MUCH.

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    • Riley says

      May 13, 2014 at 9:09 am

      Oh yeah…I keep forgetting from last week…did anyone else throw up a little in their mouth when Vicky told Brooks he was “The Bomb.com”
      It is a childish , ridiculous and nauseating remark all rolled into one….ewwwww.

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    • jayne edwards says

      May 13, 2014 at 9:01 pm

      But remember that it was Tamra feeding Vicki the negative remarks before Vicki even met her. They need one more person on their team (looks to be Shannon) and now they will gang up on Heather and Lizzie! I like Lizzie!

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  24. Emma says

    May 13, 2014 at 9:39 am

    I thought Shannon was wacky in the beginning, and didn’t like the way she treated her husband. After reading a couple of her Bravo blogs, I like her better – she seems to be mortified by her behavior – each week in her blogs she is apologetic, and owns her bad behavior. She said something like she didn’t realize how she came off until she saw it on the screen, I think a lot of people would be shocked if they watched themselves on video (except most of Bravo’s “real” housewives). Shannon’s got warts, but seems to be the first sincere housewife on these shows.

    Heather and Terry like to count their money, and don’t see their own uncouthness. Heather severely overreacted to Shannon with the chair business, I think Heather is threatened by Shannon – probably because Shannon is the only other housewife with real money. Thus the “sub-community” bit about not living in the same neighborhood. That’s an ugly look on you Heather. (reminds me of her blow up about her house not being on the cover of the magazine last year, grow up)

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    • kiki80 says

      May 13, 2014 at 5:55 pm

      Why is Heather becoming the high rent version of Nene? e.g. hoping the show will re-launch her long dead acting career, feeling ‘above’ the rest of the cast, resenting other cast members living in her hood…

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    • Cat says

      May 13, 2014 at 6:11 pm

      Hmmm… I hope you are right about Shannon. I wasn’t aware of her blog statements. I’ll have to check those out.

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  25. Wampascat says

    May 13, 2014 at 10:22 am

    Yes, I noticed Heather getting a lot of digs in on Shannon. Talking about how her house is decorated “granny” style and not wanting to admit they are neighbors. Not really sure what her problem is this season but it’ s definitely not attractive. I do like Shannon. She is a bit of a ditz but I’ll take her all day long over Vicki, who is just nasty and vulgar. As for the previews…Tamra has the same tantrum every season. She’s never going to speak to someone ever again. She cries without shedding a tear. I’ve just never seen her whip of her stilettos and take off running like a blue nosed mule before. Should be entertaining.

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  26. teecee66 says

    May 13, 2014 at 10:41 am

    I hate Lizzie and i predict you all will too as time goes by

    It was hard to like anyone last night. Maybe it was the edit. Maybe they started out more jokingly jabbing and it escalated. But come on. If Kuzzie (which dies sound like a four year olds name) signed up without watching every episode, she’s a moron. Or a valedictorian who pronounces it valictorian. She had to know what Vicki is about.

    But yeah. The whole talking out the left side if your mouth about the person on your right and then talking out the right side about the person on your left thing is crazy. My kid walked through, glanced at the tv and said “They smile with their mouths but not with their eyes.” He’s right. God they are all such unhappy people trying desperately to convince us that they are bothe happy and fabulous.

    And isn’t that what the show was founded on? From the first day, didn’t we see some beautiful people with more money than brains? But as the series developed we found out they had problems. Life problems, health problems, mental problems.

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    • Azaria La Mode (@AzariaLaMode) says

      May 14, 2014 at 1:51 am

      I agree with you, I have a feeling we will eventually dislike Lizzy. The girls night out had a weird energy!

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    • spk says

      May 16, 2014 at 12:32 pm

      My kid walked through, glanced at the tv and said “They smile with their mouths but not with their eyes.”

      Smart kid.

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  27. Pepper says

    May 13, 2014 at 10:48 am

    I’m not feeling Heather this season. I get she’s on the receiving end of a bad edit but those are still her actions/words.

    Straw was the stupppppppid seating situation. Heather is very quick to overreact then deflect attention to someone else. Not a good look for someone who already sits on such a high horse (which I enjoyed before).

    I miss Lydia because she didn’t take crap from Heather and it bugged her to no end.

    TT, any updates on whether you’ll spill the tea you were conflicted on last week? I’m taking guesses then stopping bc I feel bad.

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  28. vivaladiva831 says

    May 13, 2014 at 10:54 am

    Maybe my brain has been scrambled by many seasons of Housewives viewing, but I love OC-still my favorite and never a bad season. I was intrigued by the previews also!

    Last week I wasn’t sure if I like Shannon, I had been fast forwarding her marriage woes segments, but this episode she is growing on me. Lizzie looks like she is going to be picked on, isn’t that the tradition with the youngest and the prettiest?

    Did you also know, that while spell check may not recognize perimenopause, it does recognize Beyoncé and will capitalize the B and add the little hash mark above the é?

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  29. vivaladiva831 says

    May 13, 2014 at 10:57 am

    Oh and one more thing-I busted out laughing when Vicki busted Tamra on her injected cheekbones-bc I remember Tamra calling out Gretchen on her lips. Come on TamRAH-just own it, remember?

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  30. sarasally says

    May 13, 2014 at 11:20 am

    I believe when the contractor brought Heather over to a neighbor house, Shannon’s, the purpose was to show her the quality of work he has done. It was on the way over Heather asked if she had the better lot view than her neighbors.

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  31. Anastasia Beaverhausen says

    May 13, 2014 at 1:01 pm

    Best line of the night came from Lizzie: “I’m glad I’m not Vicki.”

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  32. chris says

    May 13, 2014 at 1:41 pm

    just when you think things are getting better they have to drag you back down in the dirt again…
    was starting to see a new positivity and fun in this group–what happened? not high enough ratings?
    chairgate–boring. vicky & heather jealous of new girls–boring.
    didnt u think the whole onion ring thing was a bit of a nasty dig because the fans didnt agree with her shutting her husband down on it? “you want onion rings? i’ll give you onion rings. is this enuf onion rings for you?” chairgate revisited, again. not liking heather at all. petty & pretentious.

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  33. lori says

    May 13, 2014 at 2:15 pm

    The only thing that interested me about this episode was the previews at the end. Between Tamra running off and Terri going off on Shannon’s husband. What on earth could have warranted that blow up? Will stay tuned…

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  34. Kristylynn says

    May 13, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    Can someone please tell me what the convo about running and organ damage as discussed by Dr. Tamara and Dr. Lizzie?

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  35. tess (@SpaghettiKitten) says

    May 13, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    Yes, Riley, I DID throw up in my mouth when Vick said Brooks was “the bombDOTcom. The actual projectile vomiting came moments later when she whispered in what I suspect is her sultress “bedroom baby talk” voice, “Are you a good boy”?

    It’s the proverbial car wreck with injuries that I canNOT turn away from.

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    • Cat says

      May 13, 2014 at 6:15 pm

      Ew. I somehow missed all that. Glad I did.

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  36. MicroOp says

    May 13, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    Shannon seems ok although I don’t understand how she picks and chooses for her holistic lifestyle. I’m kind of a health freak too, and I get none of us can have the consistency we desire. I’d rather have a chair with “toxic” insulation then dye my hair or get my nails done or drink alcohol. I feel like what we directly consume and put on our body is the most important. But to each their own. I appreciate that she seems to try to be aware of her environment, and her quirkiness is much more appealing and relatable than Carlton’s sex dungeon.

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  37. mixedupchile says

    May 13, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    Do my eyes deceive me or does Vicki look even more porcine this season?

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 13, 2014 at 11:34 pm

      Really? I don’t appreciate physical attacks on the HWs here other than to mock their surgeries. But If I had my real picture on my comments calling someone porcine, I’d check my glass house first.

      On Tue, May 13, 2014 at 11:06 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • O.O says

        May 14, 2014 at 1:38 am

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      • Azaria La Mode (@AzariaLaMode) says

        May 14, 2014 at 1:56 am

        🙂 I love this Blog!!!!!

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      • Kristylynn says

        May 14, 2014 at 10:04 am

        I think Vicki looks great this season. Her individual interview look is beautiful. Best look yet.

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      • every1becalm says

        May 14, 2014 at 11:39 pm

        Holy shit! Did you really just say that? You are the QUEEN of comebacks, Tamara Tattles! *picking my jaw up off of the floor*

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        • lori says

          May 15, 2014 at 1:23 pm

          Hmmmmm… the picture seems to have changed.

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      • mixedupchile says

        May 15, 2014 at 3:03 am

        That’s the point. All that surgery and she looks awful – MORE like Miss Piggy as Slade pointed out..

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      • lori says

        May 15, 2014 at 1:25 pm

        Oh scratch that. I was looking at someone else’s. It’s the same.

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  38. kym says

    May 14, 2014 at 3:16 pm

    I must confess, I read this blog before I watch the OC. I must see Lizzie say,
    Insecurities are very loud.” Vicki and Tamra are like a wack-ass gang and someone needs to check them. I will catch them this weekend folding clothes.

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  39. PattyMac says

    May 14, 2014 at 11:01 pm

    I work/live in the “exclusive” gated community of Coto de Caza, which is where most of the OC housewives live, with the exception of Heather who I believe lives somewhere on the coast. I think Bravo should dump the entire cast of RHOC and start over with an entirely new cast/concept – The Real Mother’s Helpers (aka Nannies) of Orange County. We are a much more likeable, fun, intelligent, and interesting bunch than the current ridiculous, immature, stupid, tacky cast! Plus, we know where the bodies are buried in Coto, have all the inside scoop on the uber-wealthy denizens, including the celebrities and professional athletes who reside inside the hallowed gates!
    Could be interesting Bravo!!

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  40. Charlene says

    May 28, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    Vicki is successful, not particularly good-looking, and has no class. Telling Lizzie she looks “ethnic?” That was a red-necked, white trash statement if I ever heard one. Why not say, “you look very exotic” or ask, “what’s your background” like a normal person? Everyone has some ethnicity. Vicki lives in her little bubble of Cota insurance and blond bimbos, not learning about other cultures or countries and sounds moronic most of the time. Who say, “I gotta go potty” at 50? She just knows insurance and plastic surgery.
    However, she is perfect OC Housewives drama and great for ratings.

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