First of all, I’m need y’all to go laugh at Apollo on TMZ here. I’ll wait. Apparently, Apollo is not happy that people are calling him out for being a snitch for the Feds. Being the brilliant public relations mind that he is, he hopped on twitter and tweeted that rapper, T.I. and football player Michael Vick both were snitches as part their plea deals. Because when your image is bad, you want to align yourself with upstanding citizens, like, you know that football player that went to jail for cruelty to animals. This did not work out so well for Apollo.
Apollo deleted that tweet and began frantically posting retractions of his original email in call caps. I’m lazy today and hate cutting and pasting tweets so just go look at the foolishness here. He also seems to point out that his love for T.I. and Michael Vick does not make him “no homo.” Which is unfortunate because, prison.
He would also like you to know that he has been laboring for Bravo for free for four years. This apparently took him away from his primary job of stealing other people’s identities. Please tell him how much you appreciate his selfless volunteerism.
His stupidity is mind numbing.