First of all, I’m need y’all to go laugh at Apollo on TMZ here. I’ll wait. Apparently, Apollo is not happy that people are calling him out for being a snitch for the Feds. Being the brilliant public relations mind that he is, he hopped on twitter and tweeted that rapper, T.I. and football player Michael Vick both were snitches as part their plea deals. Because when your image is bad, you want to align yourself with upstanding citizens, like, you know that football player that went to jail for cruelty to animals. This did not work out so well for Apollo.
Apollo deleted that tweet and began frantically posting retractions of his original email in call caps. I’m lazy today and hate cutting and pasting tweets so just go look at the foolishness here. He also seems to point out that his love for T.I. and Michael Vick does not make him “no homo.” Which is unfortunate because, prison.
He would also like you to know that he has been laboring for Bravo for free for four years. This apparently took him away from his primary job of stealing other people’s identities. Please tell him how much you appreciate his selfless volunteerism.
His stupidity is mind numbing.
At least when he’s in jail we wont be subjected to his illiterate twitter rants. Maybe he can take some grammar courses in prison?
OMG. I am also fairly new to this site, but I love TT because she says what she means and she means what she says. She calls it like it is and isn’t afraid to speak the truth and her truth. You could write a book about Atlanta and I am certain it would be well received. You are an excellent writer and write with an incredible sense of humor that adds a lot of laughter to my day. That said, I was literally laughing, unable to stop when reading some of your older posts. Today was no exception. The last several lines you wrote in this blog,
“This apparently took him away from his primary job of stealing other people’s identities. Please tell him how much you appreciate his selfless volunteerism.
His stupidity is mind numbing.”
I am still laughing at loud and my son came in the room to ask what I was watching on TV that was so funny. Tamara, you are more entertaining that any TV show on the tube these days. It is a pleasure to read your blog and even through some dark times, your writing and humor gives me a big lift!!
Do not let your child read here. Think of the chirrun!!!
And why is he screaming at twitter to “verify” him. Doesn’t he know he won’t be able to sit around and tweet in jail? Also I’m just going to go ahead a beat that TI won’t be putting any money on his books will he’s locked up!!
OMG, Tamara, I can’t believe I left that part out! Just too much stupidity in one twitter line. It’s important when one has 60 days left before going to prison to get verified on Twitter. That will so help with his prison cred.
BWAHAHHAHAHAH
On Fri, May 9, 2014 at 4:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Was it just me or did Apollo look not right at the reunion? He looked high or on something. But you didnt hear it from me, cuz I ain’t one to gossip 🙂
You know what would be REALLY FUNNY? If Apollo was there miked up to snitch on T.I.
On Fri, May 9, 2014 at 7:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I don’t understand why he is denying he is snitching.,
Apollo was arrested two times before this.
Why else would a judge let him out of jail and out on a low bail?
The TM video is funny of TI.
Can someone translate hood rat for me? Couldn’t understand a word from the TMZ video.
Now that is a hilarious comment!
He he he he he he he he he he he he ….
Somewhere in Donlad Trumps basement is 17-25 washed up Miss Usa’s(or America) all locked in their own barbie world in room 93 is Krayonce twirling away ,because she knows she was right all along and the world is about to love her again and she is about to be set free to twirl all over the news blogs radio doing pr for celebrity apprentice. And she will be able to scold phadera and Apollo
From Apollo’s conversation and help me cause I don’t believe I am going to defend him. What I got from that on yesterday was it was standard wording
In the plea deal not that either of them would actually snitch. If everyone remembers they said the same thing about TI that he snitched also. But, TI and his homies made him correct that.
Sometimes people try to make to much out of something.
UNDERCOVER AGREEMENT is not a standard wording any anyone’s plea deal. Gayla rolled on Apollo and that was not even mentioned in her plea deal. There was no snitch clause in T.I.’s plea deal either according to TMZ even though he did snitch.
On Fri, May 9, 2014 at 4:56 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Sometimes I wonder if Apollo is “all there” or perhaps a little bit slow…I couldn’t bear to try and muddle my way through his twitter, so I’ll just take your word for it. Phaedra has got to be kicking herself being associated with him now.
You only sometimes wonder if Apollo is all there? How much more evidence do you need. Perhaps tomorrow’s stupidity will be the deciding factor for you. 🙂 🙂 🙂
On Fri, May 9, 2014 at 5:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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If it looks like a retard duck and it quacks like a retard duck and it waddles like a retard duck, it’s a friggin’ retard duck. Geez how much plainer can it be? Apollo could not be more obviously stupid if he wore a sign around his neck.
Well I was trying to be nice, but okay-Apollo is mentally handicapped.
Oh, and Hannah, kiss my ass. Have a nice day
Sometimes???
His mother is/was a junkie. Wouldn’t be surprising if she used while pregnant. It would help explain why Apollo speaks oddly and seems so incredibly stupid.
I didn’t know that-wow.
“And wash your toes ’cause they’re dirrrty” (?)……(*Apollo Nida, RHOA Reunion Part 3)
He is all there allright:
APOLLO NIDA RHOA @apollonida03 · 19h
TALK SHIT PEOPLE!! I EXCEPTING ALL THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS.
The mastermind has spoken. smh
LMAOOOO..whew, needed that laugh lol..smh
But Phaedra has a husband – that’s the important thing LOL
I know! Every time she starts in on that…smh. Why hasn’t Kenya said I would rather die single, alone and childless than to marry Apollo.
He said his mom od’d on heroin when he was 7. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was doing drugs while she was pregnant.
I am DYING at that video lawd Apollo was stuttering. Well Tip def. snitched you can’t get a light sentence like that without doing so but we have no signed proof he agreed to do so. Lawd somebody take Apollo’s phone and stolen laptops away from him. Fix it Jesus *Phaedra’s fake Christian voice*
I didn’t realize he had all of thatluggage under his eyes. Hi bottom lip is horrible. Wow big difference between friendships of me vs women on rhoa
I kinda like TI. Apollo would do well to retract and zip it. Mike Vick is an asshole.
Agree
To be fair to Michael Vick, he seems to be one of the extremely few public figures that got caught in a crime and showed genuine humility and remorse for his actions. So I don’t think apollo has any place comparing himself to Vick since he clearly hasn’t learned shit.
Agreed.
The really dumb thing is that he’s trying to defend his plea deal. I think his life would have been way better if he was able to make good decisions. He clearly can’t make them on any level.
I’ve been teaching in the hood for longer than I can count and my students stopped saying ” no homo” in 2009.
Both Vick and TI have a talent and work at their talent. TI had a minor set back but other than that these men have straighten up their lives and continue to live on the “right” track.
Apollo is in no way in their league, what a dumb ass.
Hi Tamara. His attorney earned every dime of his retainer. He is such an idiot, shut up already.
Unfortunately, I do not understand “hoodese” so I never made out what they were saying. They did appear to be disagreeing though. I’m sure everyone does notice how much energy he is putting into acting like he’s cool with everything and it’s almost like it’s really no big deal, going to prison, not seeing his kids. He’s just cool wit it. No biggie. Totally has antisocial personality disorder among others. That or Phaedra rubbed off on him. She probably guided him through an advance course on how to fool everybody.
I tweeted him a chunk of cheese and he immediately blocked me.
ROFLMAO.
On Fri, May 9, 2014 at 6:36 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I thought he said he was “EXCEPTING” negative comments. I guess he was. lol
You are brilliant.
“Because, prison.” lmao.
Apollo is so dumb the Feds probably told him that TIs plea deal said the samething so he wouldn’t feel like an ass doing the undercover agreement. I can see apollo being likeable but it’s obvious he’s so impressionable that he will listen to the wrong people so he can feel like a rap star or superstar. he’s obviously not smart enough to come up with a multimillion dollar scheme all by himself!
He’s an obvious piece of shit anyway but the “no homo” brings it to an even more absurd level.
I hope there is a very special hell for dog abusers like Michael Vick. I didn’t really know how foolish Apollo was. Thank you TT for as usual a spot on post. You are amazing
He is someone I will always think is despicable. Someone should cover him with gasoline and light him on fire every time he losses a game, just like he did when one of his dogs lost a fight.
Definitely.
Ye Gods! That cacophony of colloquial caterwauls has destroyed my plans for the weekend.
What kind of woman is Mrs. Nida? She lives with this? WHO THE HELL IS PHAEDRA PARKS????
On TV, TMZ subtitled the conversation. 🙂
On Fri, May 9, 2014 at 8:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Chile, I guess so!
^This, Mabel. This.
I am so proud and happy for you, Tamara, that you were mentioned and given credit on RT, for that amazing article reg. the RHOA Reunion Robbery. On your way to the top,TT.
On a lighter and sillier note, …Hey Apollo, if KM doesn’t send you Candy money for the box you will be thrown into, maybe she can at least send clippings of her dirty toe nail, ok.
In general, we are not to mention other blogs in comments here. HOWEVER there is an exception to every rule, and Reality Tea is that exception. Those gals have been SO kind to me since I began blogging. The offer behind the scenes advice and never fail to link to me. I can only hope to be as fab as they are one day!
On Fri, May 9, 2014 at 8:44 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I found you thru Reality Tea. And I like you the best by far, but they are good too.
I do the happy dance for you, Tamara, every time they mention your scoops. Love that someone is treatin’ you right!!
That’s how I found you too, almost 2 or 3 years ago. In the beginning lol
Oops sorry, Ms Tamara. Ok, you can take away my tokens….I don’t need to go to the Candy Store no more, now that I have All this exciting reading to do, on your blog. 🙂
I can hear Phaedra saying to Apollo, “Everyone knows being a snitch is perfectly acceptable. TI and Mike Vick did it so you’re running with the big dogs. Now get off the porch.” He listens to her. She sets him up every time just like she primed him before he took a seat on the reunion sofa, as she sat there looking smug with her Moms Mabley mouth. I’m starting to think Apollo is a bit homophobic. First his unprovoked attack on Brandon the night of Nene’ pajama party and now his “no homo” comment at the end of the tweet. One of these days Apollo may grow weary of protecting Phaedra and lay his lips on the table. Only then will we truly know the depths of Phaedra’s involvement.
Oh, TT… One cannot lose one’s mind if one does not have one.
Phaedra must have been straight up dickmatized by Apollo! He is such a low life! The thought of those poor people finding out their retirement checks had been stolen almost makes me cry.
WHO THE HELL IS PHAEDRA PARKS???? Let’s see: the Tooth Fairy, the Easter bunny, ummm- Southern bell. Phaedra dishonesty of hiding behind a degree, or a title, or her collection of words still makes her untrusted. ” TT is she still partnering with Willie Watkins in the funeral home business? I wonder what he has to say about all this mess. As for Apollo and Phaedra I despise their rituals of fakeness. Apollo pride or the stupidity of his intellect trying to defend being a snitch is laughable. Above all his dishonesty and being charge for his crimes “You’d think this would be a lesson to him instead this fool is still posting on twitter.
Personally, I think Willie just agreed to let Phaedra rock on the porch and film a couple of fake scenes for advertising. He really doesn’t even need the advertising.
On Fri, May 9, 2014 at 9:47 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I could only watch about 3 seconds of his foolishness on the reunion but he looked really bad. I mean like pill-sick bad. His eyes are sunken in and bloodshot and his face his horribly pale. He used to be pretty!
TT girl I just whisper in my pants ….”You are hilarious.
My neighbor (yes I live in the hood I’m a student I can’t afford anything better yet) broke down snitching rules for me. Apparently if you have been caught because someone above you messed up, you can snitch, because they are supposed to be taking care of their people. You can not snitch if you got caught bc of one of your people below you or you messed up. So Apollo broke snitching code. And the law, that too.
Phaedra please come get your Fraudulent Larcenous Hussssbbbbaaannnndddd. PLEASE.
Phaedra, CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO EX-CONS. Kenya you have my permission to use that next season.
I’ll take the sperm donor for $500, Alex.
All snark aside – Apollo didn’t look healthy at the Reunion OR in this gif. Can’t put my finger on it.
I know it’s time to turn off the computer when Peter look sexy to me in the same gif. Even with those blood filled eyes….can’t quit looking at him, lol.
Cannot believe my Joe Giudice and Tre are in such hot water with the feds, and this identity thieving fraud is walking. 🙁
I agree! Apollo looked pale and was acting a little crazier than usual. I wonder if he had chemical assistance?
I don’t, I’d actually put money on it…JMO
Funniest comment thread ever, you all are too funny, TT too, of course, but that’s a given. Btw watching Clerks2 this afternoon “Retard Strong” hehheh
@ Quiltmama ~ can’t agree more.
@Apollo ~ nobody can get along on their looks forever. Usually, they have many other attributes. Clearly your time has expired with absolutely NO redeeming qualities to fall back on.
I hear there’s an opening for a ‘bait dog’ for scraps and water.
I know a few of the Apollo-esque guys. All their lives people tell them that they are soooo cute. Especially when they come from a dysfunctional household. Teachers keep passing them, they keep smiling, and they ALL are body builders/fitness instructors. And the media LOVES this type of idiot. Camera-friendly and so DUMB (you can’t even dignify him with the word stupid, It has too many letters.) that he joins in the laughter. The moment he entered the show, any cred that Phaedra had went out the window. Those poor babies..
Apollo was so shook by TI he has not been heard from on twitter since his retraction. Lol. I would love to thank TI for being the catalyst that shut Apollo up so we would no longer be subjected to his foolery.
Yeah, Apollo’s name really should be “Duh-pollo”.
oy, It is mind numbing,TT. You’re kinder than I could be.