Back when Real Housewives of New Jersey was on, Teresa Giudice, New York Timers Bestess Saling Arther, used a ghost writer to write her blogs. I used to try to translate them back to the Teresa version before she polished it up. Today, I shall do the same thing for whoever is writing for Nene. Translations in purple font.
Season six ended just the way many wanted… with foolery and the negativity of women sitting on the same couch belittling each other! Many find it entertaining but I found it negative and sad at times!
The plans I had to bring foolery and negativity to the reunion, totally backfired in my face. It’s not entertaining when all eyes are not on me.
Look, why do I have to be the one to take responsibility for my actions? Everyone else is a bitch too!
“When the season started I had just married my love, Gregg, and come off an amazing high right into a bunch of drama! It was a downer for me to say the least!”
I suckered that dumb queen Andy into thinking my marriage was over just so he would give me the spin-off I deserved. If Kim got a spin-off, surely I should have one. Finally, a show just about me. By the time RHOA filming rolled around, I was in no mood to share the spotlight. What a bummer!
“I found myself working with women who lie, try to steal husbands, friends, buy boyfriends and cry with lawn mower voices! Wow what people will do for 2 dollars and 50 cents! All this became so draining to me!”
I hate that Kenya! All she did was steal my shine and make me look stupid! I hate her so much!!!!!!
“Look I am definitely a straight shooter with no chaser! I give it to you direct! No harm intended and I don’t apologize just for the sake of it! If I believe in something strongly I don’t see the need to! I tend to say what many are thinking and I just don’t practice lying! I am all about a good shade-throwing moment, but throwing fists as grown women is crazy to me!”
I really, really, super, duper hate Kenya. I tried to get Porsha to clock her and all she did was yank her to the ground. That was not what we discussed! Porsha is a fucking idiot that can’t be relied on to do a damn thing right!
“Although I found this season to be draining, I actually learned a lot! I learned that TV friendships are just made for TV so thank God I have real friends! “
I can’t even rely on Cynthia to do my damn dirty work anymore! She frolicked with the damn enemy all season. She is a fucking idiot that can’t be relied on to do a damn thing right!
“I learned that snakes are no longer in the grass, they are on TV and in designer clothing!”
I hate Kenya so much! I even tried teaming up with Phaedra and high fived her felon so they would go after her. She didn’t even acknowledge their existence!
“I learned that no matter how successful I become, I will always have critics amongst this group of women! Lastly, I learned that what don’t kill ya will definitely make you stronger!”
These bitches need to RECOGNIZE! I am filling in for a drag queen for five days in Vegas! I am an A-List actress! I am not a washed up stripper! I rule Hollywood! Why can’t these bitches see that?
“Oh and I didn’t know that the gays own the word Queen now! Interesting Ummhmmmm!”
I hate the gays. I hate the gays so much!
“This has truly been a learning experience for me, but now I want to focus on my upcoming performance in Cirque Du Soleil Zumanity June 27th through July 1st and the launching of my clothing line on HSN in July!”
I have turned down so many million dollar roles in Hollywood, just so I could be in some circus porn in Vegas! I am filling in for a drag queen for five whole days! Then I will be selling some clothes that I would never wear to poor people who shop on HSN! I’m Ritch! Bitch!
“Now with that said, I will have you know that this blog has been brought to you by Nene Leakes, meaning that this is my opinion and if you don’t like it, too bad! I said what I said and I won’t be changing it #SHADE”
I really, really hate Kenya. That queen Andy better let me come back next season.