So Evel Dick is in Ireland. Apparently, last night he went out to a pub and had himself a very good time. Then he got on his bicycle and went home. Only at some point his face ended up looking like this. He has no memory of the night before, but is assuming he was hit by a car on the way home from the bar. He claims he was not drunk, went to two bars where he had one beer each, the bars closed at midnight for Good Friday. Got on his bike rode home on a quiet little street and the next thing he remembers he was coming too on the side of the road with some cab driver asking if he was okay. Got on his bike and went home. No major damage to the bike.
GNARLY!
OUCH !
Yeah. I would think the closing by midnight bars and 1 beer each? Dudes over there living (his) the dream, he would have seen that midnight as a challenge to get 5 a.m. drunk in half the time. Whatever. Ouch. No matter what it was, hate that he’s hurt.
He’s. Mean petty little man. I hope his butt is hurting too. Sorry. I find it humorous. Maybe he will sell his bloody bandages on eBay.
You know he will! While blasting worthless kids while he does it.
And now we find out he is HIV positive and has been for years!
And now we find out he is HIV positive and has been for years!!
Yikes. I hope he DIDNT sell the bloody bandages on eBay.
Jay-sus…
Not a fan of him but…Wow he is messed up. He went to bed instead of the hospital. That’s just stupid. SOOO many things could and maybe still are wrong with him. I think he promised his fans he’s going today to get checked out.
He has fans ? Wonderful world he lives in.
Right?
Yeah… I’m sure he was sober. I mean, like hey… I think I was hit by a fucking car. Now let me get on my bike and get home right away! He’s too much.
Yeah right. Hit by a car. You mean hit by a couple of fists for shooting his mouth off.
Oh Black Mamba, you hit it right on the nose. The only thing his face hit was a couple of fist. He doesn’t even have any residue from the street stuck on his skin. Just got a old ass whooping. Sorry Dick