As we approach hour 14 of this blog shift, I realize that Vicki is on WWHL tonight. Earlier I realized that if I give you the recap a couple days before the show airs, you all forget to go and chat about the show there. Lesson learned. 🙂
So I am not going to blow-by-blow this show (probably, you know how I usually say that and do it anyway) but apparently when Andy hugged Vicki tonight on first sight, he asked for a better hug, so she gave him one which left a lip print on his jacket. Someone says they have remove it before the show is over so for now that is the big “event”. I shall now continue to watch for other things of equal or better interest value.
OMG. When I watched the show, I didn’t think Vicki’s cut from surfing was that bad, but she STILL has a scar? Is this a joke? Andy didn’t want to see it but Vicki removed the Band-aids. This has to be a joke the Hawaii trip was the last week in OCTOBER 2013! But they are not acknowledging it to be a joke. How stupid does Bravo think we are? Don’t answer that.
Speaking of a joke YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS DRESS VICKI IS WEARING! It’s white and….how do I say this, there are puckerings over her nipples. Gentleman, please skip this next part. Ladies do you know how sometimes your nipples like pucker up? It’s like her dress is doing that. I don’t know how else to explain it. Hang on I will go search for a picture. Okay. I put the picture up. If you look at her left tit which is in your right hand corner, you can see the nipplegate happening. It’s MUCH MUCH worse on the show. And Andy is looking at her and clearly doesn’t know what to say because the issue is she is not wearing a bra. I am sure a billion people tweeted about this. Let’s see if he will call her out or ignore it. I don’t know what option is worse. What would you do if you were Andy? Is this one actually live?
OMG. Andy just totally shaded Vicki. Andy said, oh by the way, when I first saw Vicki tonight, I asked her how she liked the new girls. She looked down at her boobs. Maybe he was trying to give her a heads up? But then he said to Kristin Chenoweth, “Isn’t that funny, Kristen?” And she laughs and says that is so funny and they are both laughing at the situation now while Vicki is sitting there with her tits protruding from her white dress like an underaged girl in a wet tee shirt contest. OMG.
Sidenote: If Vicki’s titties were not so distracting, I’d be telling you that Kristin Chenoweth looks BAD. Like I weigh 75lbs tops bad. Are there rumors about her out there? Because she is way smaller than the small she usually is.
Back to Vicki’s tits. Now they seem to have inverted and taken part of her dress with them. This may be worse than the initial problem.
Vicki says she doesn’t miss Gretchen because she is such a liar and manipulator. Did I mention Vicki’s tits are all sorts of fucked up? Because that is all Andy and everyone else there is thinking about. This is crazypants.
When we return from break Andy reads a tweet from Heather jabbing at Andy for putting her in a mean poll on Passover. Then Andy DOES read a tweet for Vicki asking if it is cold in the clubhouse. OMG. I am dying. Vicki says it is not her, it’s a dart. Kristin Chenoweth finally holds a cue card over each breast for her, and Vicki keep adjusting things making things worse.
Vicki still talks to Alexis and Lydia. When they ask about Brooks she simply says, “Watch What Happens!” Also during the break Andy says that he and Kristen found out that Vicki’s knee injury was from
rug burns from rough sex with Brooks a “treadmill accident.”
Now that I have stopped looking at Vicki’s tits for half a second, HER FACE IS FULL OF BOTOX AND FILLERS! It’s worse than Brandi Glanville! How did I miss this? I feel like such a dude. My eyes have been watching her tits for half an hour!
The poll questions was, “Do you think Heather is condescending?” and 64% of votes said NO! YAY! The aftershow was live, so … The issue with Vicki’s tits was live.
So um, what did you think of Vicki’s tits?