As we approach hour 14 of this blog shift, I realize that Vicki is on WWHL tonight. Earlier I realized that if I give you the recap a couple days before the show airs, you all forget to go and chat about the show there. Lesson learned. 🙂
So I am not going to blow-by-blow this show (probably, you know how I usually say that and do it anyway) but apparently when Andy hugged Vicki tonight on first sight, he asked for a better hug, so she gave him one which left a lip print on his jacket. Someone says they have remove it before the show is over so for now that is the big “event”. I shall now continue to watch for other things of equal or better interest value.
OMG. When I watched the show, I didn’t think Vicki’s cut from surfing was that bad, but she STILL has a scar? Is this a joke? Andy didn’t want to see it but Vicki removed the Band-aids. This has to be a joke the Hawaii trip was the last week in OCTOBER 2013! But they are not acknowledging it to be a joke. How stupid does Bravo think we are? Don’t answer that. 
Speaking of a joke YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS DRESS VICKI IS WEARING! It’s white and….how do I say this, there are puckerings over her nipples. Gentleman, please skip this next part. Ladies do you know how sometimes your nipples like pucker up? It’s like her dress is doing that. I don’t know how else to explain it. Hang on I will go search for a picture. Okay. I put the picture up. If you look at her left tit which is in your right hand corner, you can see the nipplegate happening. It’s MUCH MUCH worse on the show. And Andy is looking at her and clearly doesn’t know what to say because the issue is she is not wearing a bra. I am sure a billion people tweeted about this. Let’s see if he will call her out or ignore it. I don’t know what option is worse. What would you do if you were Andy? Is this one actually live?
OMG. Andy just totally shaded Vicki. Andy said, oh by the way, when I first saw Vicki tonight, I asked her how she liked the new girls. She looked down at her boobs. Maybe he was trying to give her a heads up? But then he said to Kristin Chenoweth, “Isn’t that funny, Kristen?” And she laughs and says that is so funny and they are both laughing at the situation now while Vicki is sitting there with her tits protruding from her white dress like an underaged girl in a wet tee shirt contest. OMG.
Sidenote: If Vicki’s titties were not so distracting, I’d be telling you that Kristin Chenoweth looks BAD. Like I weigh 75lbs tops bad. Are there rumors about her out there? Because she is way smaller than the small she usually is.
Back to Vicki’s tits. Now they seem to have inverted and taken part of her dress with them. This may be worse than the initial problem.
Vicki says she doesn’t miss Gretchen because she is such a liar and manipulator. Did I mention Vicki’s tits are all sorts of fucked up? Because that is all Andy and everyone else there is thinking about. This is crazypants.
When we return from break Andy reads a tweet from Heather jabbing at Andy for putting her in a mean poll on Passover. Then Andy DOES read a tweet for Vicki asking if it is cold in the clubhouse. OMG. I am dying. Vicki says it is not her, it’s a dart. Kristin Chenoweth finally holds a cue card over each breast for her, and Vicki keep adjusting things making things worse.
Vicki still talks to Alexis and Lydia. When they ask about Brooks she simply says, “Watch What Happens!” Also during the break Andy says that he and Kristen found out that Vicki’s knee injury was from rug burns from rough sex with Brooks  a “treadmill accident.”
Now that I have stopped looking at Vicki’s tits for half a second, HER FACE IS FULL OF BOTOX AND FILLERS! It’s worse than Brandi Glanville! How did I miss this? I feel like such a dude. My eyes have been watching her tits for half an hour!
The poll questions was, “Do you think Heather is condescending?” and 64% of votes said NO! YAY! The aftershow was live, so … The issue with Vicki’s tits was live.
So um, what did you think of Vicki’s tits?
Vicki and her tits are too damn old to go braless. Ick!
TT I did not catch it at first and then my mouth dropped wide opened. I was distracted too. Tonight was too funny. Thanks for always giving the best play by play.
Plus…can ya tell I can’t stand Vicki…from day one. I saw her in a grocery store (Ilive in the OC)and she looks even WORSE in person. That face is so injected it looks like a Butterball turkey.
No not turkey it’s my favorite, lol! TT re read your recap cracking up!
Super funny blog, I laughed my ass off. I know about the tit situation, I couldn’t take my eyes off of them either, but it was like they were in my face. Vicky really needs to stop with the super tight clothes, she always looks like a stuffed sausage, and now her face looks like one too. All that crap is making her look worse somehow.
Vicky needs to stop wearing sausage casings.
I want a do over. I fell asleep and missed the Tit Fest.
She manages to squeeze in to the tightest of dresses. Can imagine her body popping out just like an out of date roll of you bakem biscuits.
Bwa ha ha …popping out like Pillsbury grands left on the counter too long!! too funny! Gah, and that fat stomach pookin’ out for the world to see…how must she feel watchin’ her fat self on tv?
She’s oblivious as she keeps on doing it. lol She WAY too old and large (not just in the tits area) to be in such tight dresses. She’s also oblivious when she sees herself in tight slacks with short tops. PULEASE! Get a bra girl, a girdle and start wearing clothes which are not tight!
What was she thinking? White, tight, ill-fitting dress? Sorry Vicki but you cannot pull that look off
The advances in fabric, stretchy thread, and machines that sew it, have changed the last 25 or so years.
Any woman wearing dresses and pants as tight as Vicki, Kim K, and many others back then, would be showing their bare assets due to rips. Some wear dresses so tight, almost like camel toe.
Vicky is too old for that. Not becoming on any age. I noticed her nips and decided were darts. If I wore that, you would see nips for sure, unless I wore a padded bra.
I thought that was Yolanda in the middle
Bwahaaahaaa! Someone needs to tell Kristin, who I believe is mega-talented, that the weight loss is only exaggerating the Bobble-head effect. And to think the “human head weighs 10 pounds” to quote from Jerry Maguire.
sartorial splendor has never been the calling card for any RHOC, with the possible exception of Heather.
Vickie always wears her dresses too short and clothes too tight.
Brooks is so gross and creepy.
I hope the two new girls are interesting because the rest are unlikable.
I can pretty much guarantee you won’t like any of them.
On Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 11:35 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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This is why this blogger does not allow illiterate cunts that are just here to try and be around smart people to comment. Both points, were indeed explained by me in the post. You know all the words up above? Yeah, you are supposed to read those and then post. I’m assuming you tried to read It but it is clearly well outside your zone of proximal development.
Now if you will excuse me, I’m going to turn off your commenting privileges. You are free to press your nose on the window pane and watch the grown folks have a conversation.
It’s been a long while since I’ve commented. If I had tokens of my own, I’d give you a million for the “zone of proximal development” usage! Freaking awesome!
You mean I’m supposed to read the blog before I comment? Now you tell me! 🙂
Awesome comeback!
Lol. I know you don’t like the lol postings but your reply was funny. I’m still chuckling.
Vikki must get loads of comments about her looking like a stuffed…. (insert any word )but doesn’t seem to care . Maybe if her rude son in law tells her she’ll start wearing her size.
ROFLMAO!!!!!
He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he.
Kristin Chenoweth had a horrible accident on one of her sets like 2 years ago..maybe more? But she was really tore up. Maybe she is still struggling with pain? On to Vikki, I am really shocked that she said Brianna was lying on the reunion. She then said she listening to the recording and it was sick. Brook even admitted to saying that crap to Ryan about beating Brianna.So where is the lie? I’m guessing she doesn’t want to admit that Brianna saw abuse in any of Vikki’s marriages? Vikki is always in lala land, She said her relationship w/ Brianna was rock solid and of course Brianna said the relationship is a mess.
Wait, people DON’T think Heather is condescending? Is that word to big for them to understand? OF COURSE she is.
If one person in your circle is prettier, WAY smarter, wealthier and with the most secure relationship, and tries to converse with the likes of Vicki and Tamra and Gretchen etc… it is hard for those people not to be intimidated. Condescension OTOH has to due with the intent of the person who is better educated…etc. It’s nearly impossible for Heather to have a convo with Vicki and Heather because they are morons. That doesn’t mean she intends to be condescending. They really are simply beneath her.
I actually hadn’t really thought of it that way. I do think she can be pretentious but you’re right, it would be tough to have a conversation with those two.
Exactly. I don’t find Heather to be condescending at all. She just lives on a higher plane than do Vicki and Tamra. If they are intimidated or befuddled by that, it’s their own problem.
i think she is, too. miss fancy pants is a cute nickname for her. her constant need to correct the two dimwits over minutia is annoying. surprised the not condescending vote hit 64%.
I think Heather is a major cunt and thats all. She doesn’t impress me as being all that smart , just a braggart. Heather colludes with Tamra in her evil doings so that shows she’s just as low brow and tacky. I would’nt give Heather the time of day.
​Well, it does take one to know one, so they say.
On Sat, Nov 22, 2014 at 11:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I dont think you have to be a cunt to recognize one when you see one. In fact, its probably easier to recognize a nasty when your’e nicer.
Dear Vicki,
Please stop wearing white on television, it is the worst color a woman of your size can wear, especially when sitting next to a 78 pound woman.
Kind regards,
Not a fan
I hadn’t even considered proximity – you have a good 78lb point. Vikki would be considered plus size by today’s standards, but on WWHL, she looked like…..so many descriptions come to mind and none of them are flattering.
When the show started I thought “OMG – where’s Kristin???” Then when Andy opened the vault and showed the clip of her in the beauty pageant, I said it again. And finally during the game, when Kristin fit all the kids clothes, I really began to worry about her.
So, what’s the real scoop with Vicki and Brooks? I never really cared for Vicki but when you add Brooks to the mix, I seriously cannot stand to watch this show. His IQ seems to hover at ambient temperature range and I cannot find one thing physically about him that makes me want to do the nasty. Vicki must love bottom feeders. Seems Brooks does as well. Two rotten peas in a pod, right?
I stopped watching OC after Tamara threw the drink on Jeanne at that party. But, after reading and hearing all the hoopla behind Brooks, I just had to do some snooping and have since watched a few episodes. I agree, I do not see the attraction to this man. What I have learned, though, is that Vikki isn’t necessarily a bottom feeder as much as a delusional desperate housewife! Everyone is supposed to gawk and awe over her, she has to hear I love you from everyone at every turn in every second of the day, and is a pitiful pig in a blanket. She is really quite sad imho and needs to have some sessions with a professional. And the fact that she is trying to guilt her daughter into not leaving the OC to be with her husband in Oklahoma….awful. Awful!
Some of the pictures online of Vickie are horrid looking ,showing really bad skin and not pretty at all. Shes got all these bumps and wrinkles and is so rough looking. I feel bad for her and I dont think shell have much luck as a single in the love department. I think she was doing well to have Donn. Brooks is not near as good and im sorry to say but Vickie is not hot at all.
I know I’m really late to this party, and I actually read your recap before I watched this episode (which I rarely do), but I thought it was funny that Andy was REALLY trying to either give Vicky a heads up or get us all to laugh at her without her knowing… the very first words out if his mouth were “Warm up your woo hoos! It’s WWHL with…”