Why were there no first looks this week? Getting the first 8 minutes ahead of time really helps in the set up process! We begin the RHOA finale with Kandi rehearsing in her living room and she really sounds great. Todd and Kandi are worried about ticket sales. Kandi says that after the play, it’s time to get started planning the wedding. Kandi brings up the pre-nup again.
I like Kenya just fine but I just don’t get making a big ass production on TV over the death of her dog. I can see the crying scenes telling her cast mates about the passing, but not some road site funeral mess. And what the motherfuck is she wearing? Did her aunt just call the urn a urine. Where the hell are they? I just can’t with this. I didn’t watch Sonja burying her dog on camera this season, but personally, I can do without this. Just like the three episodes of slow death of Abby Lee Miller’s mom on Dance Moms. I don’t watch these shows for televised despair.
Porsha used the word “surreal” correctly in a sentence. Porsha didn’t want to go to court with Kordell so she asked for a quick end to the process and didn’t ask for anything other than her hospital bills.
Cynthia is setting up a sexy scene for Peter to come home to in order to improve their sex life. Peter laughs hysterically. I am bored. How can I be bored on a supersized RHOA finale? Mostly because I don’t think we’ve seen Nene yet and Kenya is busy grieving. These other girls….*yawn*.
Kandi and Todd are getting ready for the play. There is a lot of last minute practicing and anxiety. Porsha is actually on time to rehearsal, but she is too busy fucking around to be in place for her rehearsal. Todd’s contribution seems to be to walk around and ask “How does this work?” to everyone he passes. Porsha is napping and the stage manager, who is very nervous about Porsha’s ability to perform, comes to give her some last minute direction. Somehow Porsha interprets this as an apology from the stage director rather than the obvious meaning, that the director has no faith in her abilities at all.
The performance has sold out and Tyler Perry is in the audience. So are some other minor Atlanta celebrities. Mama Joyce is no where to be found.
Why is Cynthia asking Phaedra if she knows how Nene is like those two are on speaking terms? Mama Joyce arrives. As if there were any doubt she would miss a photo op. Carmon goes to hide in the dressing room. Kenya arrives in her Bentley. And it’s time for everyone to find their seats. Mama Joyce goes to the dressing room to
glad hand congratulate her daughter. Eddie Lavert asks her if she was really like the mama in the play. Um, no Eddie, she was worse.
And the show begins….
Porsha sings a song about God looking out for babies and fools where she begs God to look out for her. According to the premise, I think God has Porsha covered. Phaedra and Cynthia sat together and made fun of Porsha saying she is playing herself. Apollo nodded off before the curtain went up. Kenya is sitting by herself elsewhere in the audience with her aunt. He aunt says Porsha is doing very well. Kenya agrees. The play went off great and was met with great reviews her locally. Backstage Kandi’s parents and Todd’s mom were all back in her dressing room. Todd’s mom thought it was great and brought Kandi roses. Mama Joyce says she loves the play. Kandi and her dad have a sweet moment where he tells her he supports her and he sees the love she and Todd have for each other.
Phaedra plans to open a crematorium in Athens, GA. Out of her many jobssss representing Apollo in his fraud case will not be one of them. So, sounds like Phaedra wants to move back to Athens. Interesting to see if that happens since she just bought the house in Atlanta. I don’t think she has the credentials or the money to rush into that, but it will be interesting to watch what happens.
Porsha received no alimony in her divorce. Rumor has it that she is dating an African tycoon…not to be confused with Kenya’s!
Bar One is still in limbo. Peter is talking to investors about buying the property….Cynthia isn’t one of them.
Kenya and her African “prince” are planning to undergo in vitro in June…. unless she gets inseminated the old-fashioned way first! I am really starting to believe Kenya may be trying to have a baby.
Nene says “the doctors said her lung have a collapse.” WTF? She went on every show she could talking about blood clots in her lungs. Girl please.
On the preview for the reunion: Girl it is bad. Porsha loses her mind on Kenya. What does Porsha cry out when she is being carried away to the looney bin?