We are back with Lindsay and AJ her life coach in her new luxurious hoarder home. Her sobriety coach was hired for a month and left to go back to the west coast last week. We already see Lindsay in a talking head trying to blame him for what is about to happen. #addictbehavior
Lindsay is really trying to get some work. She has been talking to producer, Randall Emmett about starring in the movie Inconceivable. Or so says the “Docuseries.” The only proof this is even a thing is this story from E!
Lindsay Lohan made her first Sundance Film Festival appearance in Park City, Utah, on Monday, Jan. 20, to announce her next big project.While attending a press conference, the 27-year-old actress revealed she would be starring in a new film called Inconceivable. What’s more, the gal will also be producing the movie.”I’ve never had the honor of coming here before … to bring something to the table, which is starting fresh for me,” said Lohan. “It’s a nice change to be back among people that are in the industry that I’ve been in since I was a kid.”
Lohan described Inconceivable, scheduled to begin shooting in March, as a psychological thriller about a woman trying to reclaim something she lost. No director or costars have been announced.
A crew from Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network was on hand to shoot the press conference so that it can be included in the Mean Girls star’s upcoming docu-series Lindsay, which is scheduled to premiere March 9 on OWN.
There is the stupidest IMDb listing I have ever seen. And it all looks like a pile of happy horseshit to me. Randall Emmett has a similarly weird IMDb listing with at least 9 films in “pre-production.” I too have a role as a Brazilionaire blogger currently in “pre-production.” I am now officially losing faith in this crap.
Lindsay is full of shit in her talking heads. I no longer believe her. Somehow, AJ who is Lindsay’s “life coach” is now trying to help her book gigs. Last week she was telling her to man up and get out there and now she is enabling. She clearly has better contacts because she is at least pretending to be on the phone with DeVon Franklin who is the Senior VP of production at Columbia Pictures. Which trumps this Randall character by a million miles and speaks volumes about Lindsay being able to get anyone on the phone. Lindsay talked to him privately and he was “the nicest person in the world.” She says he said they think she is the most talented actress there is! Lindsay again blames her agents. Bear in mind we heard NONE of this. He is not so nice that he wants his opinion on OWN.
The “docuseries” directors inform us via text that Lindsay is still “waiting” for her furniture to arrive after 18 days. So to um, pass some time, she decides to sell some of her clothes. You know, as one does when waiting over two weeks for furniture. Oh, What’s that? You have to be flat broke to be selling things? Oh honey you’re preaching to the choir! Wanna buy my used panties? Because…they were just folded by my production team!
Okay let’s continue to suspend disbelief on this here docuseries just like we do on the crappyass writing from those folks on The Blacklist. I like this show, so we must forge ahead. Perhaps Lilo will donate her sales money to the poor orphans in Afghanistan.
Of course Matt is moving the boxes into the consignment shop. While it makes sense to sell or oh I dunno donate some clothes… Matt himself has a hard time explaining this scene. Apparently, Lilo’s building is above a consignment shop for rich people. Lindsay shows up and goes shopping. It’s addictive. She buys more than she leaves. When she goes upstairs to get more bags all I can think of is how much coke there must me in her handbags. You know she doesn’t clean them out. I miss the 80s. And coke. What? Just saying! She ends up buying more clothes than she put on consignment.
Even more boxes arrive.
Lindsay is asleep or out of it or something. The apartment is a shithole. There is five times the amount of stuff that the apartment can hold.
Michael, her sober coach said last week. CHAOS is bad for an addict. Well it is chaos. They are literally putting boxes of clothes in her bathroom. No one could ever where this many clothes. Yet she is convicted for stealing more.
Matt seems to be enabling a bit telling AJ to help him calm her down when she sees it all. He thinks they are just going to go through it and get it out of there. I do not.
It is a hoarder mess of excess. Matt tells them she is refusing to come out and tape after she sees all the boxes. Matt says she wants production to leave on a scheduled work day. Costing everyone money and time. She has been holed up in her bedroom with a 19 year old male model Liam Dean.
This entire moving situation is a clusterfuck. Lindsay has agreed to let the cameras stay. They take most everything they loaded into the apartment and put it back on the truck. Furniture is missing. They can’t find the boxes of bedding. This is why normal people pair down when they are moving out. Nobody should be paying to have crap they don’t want or need shipped cross-country like that.
Lindsay is going to LA to meet with some Hollywood folks. She plans to be there a week but doesn’t seem to know what day she is coming back. She will be staying with AJ at her place in LA. Lindsay is getting a bit snippy with AJ. AJ is trying to keep Lindsay focused and Lindsay seems resentful. AJ confronts Lindsay saying that her mother told her she had been drinking. Lindsay denies it. She is angry that AJ brought it up on camera. She denies being angry. Lindsay went to LA for a week and refused to be filmed. She did not contact AJ at all.
Lindsay returns from LA amid numerous tabloid photos and stories that she had been partying while she was there. She denies it. Lindsay says she had one glass of wine a month earlier. No one believes this, not even Lindsay.
Lindsay did not show up for any of the meetings in LA. She meets with AJ to attempt to explain why she stood up the guy she arranged for her to meet with. And also why she didn’t stay with AJ or bother to contact her at all. She overslept for her 12:30 pm appointment.
The next day, Lindsay refuses to keep her meeting with AJ. AJ is super frustrated. AJ quits. Lindsay says in an interview that she thought that AJ disrespected her by bringing up personal things on camera. So this is not going well.
New Week: It looks like Lindsay has a small party at her new apartment.