This may be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. Apollo is upset that someone is trying to disparage “his brand.” Here is a brief backstory. On April 1st (I feel the date is very important) Someone named Chase DeCarlo contacted a tabloid saying that Apollo was being shady about attending an charity event in Chicago. Red Flag #1 it’s April Fools and there were all sorts of fake stories floating around everywhere. Red Flag #2 THE GUY’S NAME IS CHASE DE CAR (lo) (You many recall Apollo did time for stealing cars) Red Flag #3 The charity’s name is Dio Bambini (God Children) While there is a cult named Bambini di Dio (children of God), Dio Bambini seems like a weird name for a charity.
In the story the tabloid ran, the guy just said he had second thoughts about booking Apollo. That was pretty much his whole complaint. He never actually booked Apollo. Read flags #4 and #5. The whole story seemed like utter horseshit that never happened. I haven’t even touched on the whole likelihood of a reputable charity asking a convicted felon who is currently out on bond for a second group of felonies to speak to children. Or the fact that the date of the event is after Apollo’s next hearing where he is likely to take a plea deal and be incarcerated.
But then yesterday, Apollo contacted Radar and gave his version of the story. Apollo, who is clearly and idiot, basically confirmed the story. That was on April 2nd. I’m wondering now if this was supposed to be a serious story. Today, someone tweets me a link to this insane video where Apollo rambles on about “haters” and people who are unfairly trying to damage his brand. SERIOUSLY? Are we all now living in some sort of alternate universe where felons with limited educations and no speaking ability whatsoever are coveted speakers at children’s charity fundraisers?
Does his attorney know he is “coming hard” at people in videos on the Internet? What the fuck? I anxiously await “Chase DeCarlo” to jump out of the bushes and scream APRIL FOOLS! #idiots
And can we talk about him beginning with “Hi, I’m Apollo Nida, from RHOA” and then talking about Todd’s bachelor party? Because there is so much to say about this.