I somehow managed to get two episodes behind on Flipping Out. I love this show! I’m not interested in doing a full on recap of the episodes, but I did have a few things I wanted to share with y’all as talking points.
Zoila killed Lupe! I thank that is just fantastic! From the day she arrived, Lupe was trying to get Zoila’s cushy job with benefits like a Mercedes and a full body lift. Don’t come between a woman and her gay best friend bearing gifts. RIP, Lupe.
I’m experiencing some cognitive dissonance over the pleasure I get from watching everyone torture Andrew. I’m usually very upset by one cast member getting psychologically tortured and bullied by their cast mates. This stance makes me feel all morally superior to the rest of you assholes. This show has cast my moral superiority aside and replaced it with heaping helpings of schadenfreude. I am a bad person.
I still do not like Meagan Weaver or her big beaver. I also did not find the sommelier to be particularly attractive.
Grandma is going to get eaten by Lucy. But I say let nature take its course. Circle of life and all that. Grandma will die of a broken heart if they try to take the dog. Death by dog mauling would probably be less painful. I’m merely keeping Grandma’s best interest in mind here.
I can’t believe Jeff is going to sell Gramercy AGAIN! I love that house and was so glad when they got it back. #overinvested Why sell it now? I would like to live in the rundown looking greenhouse next door to the beach property Jeff looked at as a possible flip. I’m sure it’s probably a steal at $10 million. Can we set up a beach house fund button?
One of Jeff’s paint colors is pearl bracelet. I remember when he wanted it to be called pearl necklace and his investors refused to allow it. I think really offensive paint color names would have been perfect. His investors clearly don’t understand him. Oh Lord, the head corporate guy, Nick has arrived and wants to see the paint can mascots. Andrew is running around molesting the people attending Dwell and saying very inappropriate (but hysterical) things. The search is on to find Andrew and the little person in the little paint can, but they are out back stealing motorized carts for a joy ride. This is going to be bad. OMG! He actually liked it!
Next week: Jenni goes into labor!