Well this should be good! Please understand I am not discussing RHONY here this season, so I won’t be including certain parts and neither will your comments. That said, Andy is busting at the seams with happiness. He wastes no time kissing Bethenny’s ass! Ramona shares that Bethenny sends really nice floral arrangements to her guests.
Obvi, Bethenny gets first chair, as it should be.
Apparently Sonja needs 35 people to help her function. The interns live in her house! The poll question is who do you miss the most of the dearly departed housewives? Bethenny calls Andy a shit stirrer. Then Andy plays a Turtle Time! video. #goodtimes The bartender is a zoo guy with a baby sloth named Mo short for Molasses. How adorbs!
Andy asks Ramona about her marital issues. She says she is taking it day by day and then asks Andy about his ring. This has been an issue since last summer when we though he might be engaged to recently booted DWTS cast member, Sean Avery. Andy says he just bought it for himself. I don’t believe it, it’s a wedding band on his gay ring finger. Nice one, Ramoner!
Andy asks Bethenny if she is divorced yet (he knows full well she is not and only recently moved out of the apartment she was sharing with Jason) she says it has been 15 months and she doesn’t want to talk about it. Bethenny says she is dating and she is happy and finally feeling a bit of liberation. She says it has been a really hard time. She won’t even admit to the fact that she moved out.
With regard to the talk show, she admits it was cancelled. Andy says in her statements she seemed a bit relieved. Bethenny basically says taping two shows a day was hard and that she felt edited, diluted and controlled. It seems that having her own talk show was not everything she hoped it would be. She says she wanted it to be renewed because of all of the people who had invested in it and all the jobs involved, but ultimately, she didn’t love it the way she thought that she would. Frankly, that show was a hot mess and I don’t think Bethenny really wanted to interact with her great unwashed fans. Just my personal opinion. I think she was surprised when she met her fans face to face and realized who they were. I will leave it at that.
After the break, zoo guy has a really pretty python! Sidenote: Bethenny’s face looks weird, like she is on the way to Brandi’s Madame puppet look to me? Does anyone else see that? This is not the best I have seen Bethenny look…
Have either of you seen Jill Zarin lately? Bethenny says no. Ramona says if she does see her she pretends she doesn’t. Bethenny says she doesn’t have any animosity toward her and she tries to say something to Ramona who knocks Bethenny’s hand away and says, “Let’s not even talk about it.” Jill Zarin has been doing interviews about Ramona’s relationship with Mario since Ramona filed for divorce. That pissed Bethenny off. She held up her hand in a “talk to the hand” sort of way and said, “Fine, talk to the snake!”
What is your opinion, Bethenny on the new taglines for RHONY? Bethenny appears to be drunk and so does the caller, BTW. Bethenny says Bethenny says she didn’t love Sonja’s because she has a daughter and talking about going commando … (going commando is something you would not say in front of your HS DAUGHTER is wrong but all the other shit she does on the show if fine, WTF?) She says Ramona’s is about turtle time and that is whimsical. Bethenny does not like Heather and her HOLLA. In fact she doesn’t seem to like the “Jewish Girl in the Garment Industry” a tall. Neither do I Bethenny! She likes Carole’s. She does not like Kristen’s.
Bethenny, what fight from your seasons still makes you mad to think about now? Bethenny says none of them make her mad. Some of them make her happy to think about! It’s just funny to think about. Especially, “I’m up here, you’re down there!”
Gametime! Satchels of Gold! It’s a clip from the seasons they were on together and they have to guess the answers. The important part was that Bethenny looked horrified. So those rumors about Bethenny and Jill coming back next season can be safely put to bed, as if anyone believed them in the first place. If Bethenny wants to come back to Bravo, she will get her own show.
Mazel goes to the hashtag #COCKINASOCK apparently this is a hashtag to raise awareness for testicular cancer. Which is great. I used to have a friend with benefits who had testicular cancer and when we were friends we were like late 20s early 30s? and he had been through all the chemo and the whole nine. Get yourself checked out guys!
As always, my DVR cuts off before WWHL ends. So I need y’all to tell me the Jackhole and the poll results!