What is shaping up to be an epic season of Celebrity Apprentice due to the casting of not one but two controversial “real housewives,” Kenya Moore and Brandi Glanville, has begun filming y’all. Frankly, I am already worried I am going to have to buy ‘rica that house in Scottsdale, Arizona or whatever it was I promised her in a wine infused frenzy the other night. But before I get to all that, let’s check in with the girls.
Brandi arrived on Wednesday and hit the ground running hitting up Kristen Taekman from RHONY to ensure she shows up to thangs camera ready with a big check from her husband. It’s no surprise she will end up being at one of the first fundraisers. Next, she focused on the important stuff like her hair. Her poor, poor, hair. She rang up snarky stylist, Mark Hasche who arrived in NYC yesterday. I hope he was not the one who did her hair for the reunion when it appeared her goal was to look like Wayland Flowers sex crazed puppet, Madame. These are all good moves, but I take comfort in the fact that she was already tweeting she was overwhelmed on the day she arrived. Last night, she seemed a bit more relaxed and tweeted “It’s on like Donkey Kong!” at 9:30 pm. I wonder if she has adjusted to the early bedtime, early morning call on the east coast situation.
And then there is Kenya. Oh, Kenya. She already has me worried. Before leaving for NYC, she retweeted a tweet about Brandi’s comments to Joyce and apparently Brandi said Kenya had an ashy face on WWHL. So she heads to NYC with that on her mind. You just know these two will be on the same team. The last night when I believe they got all their information to begin taping this morning, my little pony in this race was up at 11:30 taking glamor shots. Sigh. She tweeted the above picture of her in the bed “going to sleep” in a lovely negligee and a full face of makeup with coordinating eye shadow. Which means she was nowhere near ready for bed. And she spent some time answering fan questions on twitter. For the love of God, woman, focus! If you win, ‘rica is buying me a house in Malibu girl!
And another thing, who the heck is taking that picture she tweeted? And what the hell happened to that lamp shade? Did she put it on her head and practice her twirling and try to put it back? 🙂
In other reality fame whore news, Kate Gosselin has gone radio silent since Tuesday. Keep your eye on that one Kenya! And get out there and raise some funds!