What is shaping up to be an epic season of Celebrity Apprentice due to the casting of not one but two controversial “real housewives,” Kenya Moore and Brandi Glanville, has begun filming y’all. Frankly, I am already worried I am going to have to buy ‘rica that house in Scottsdale, Arizona or whatever it was I promised her in a wine infused frenzy the other night. But before I get to all that, let’s check in with the girls.
Brandi arrived on Wednesday and hit the ground running hitting up Kristen Taekman from RHONY to ensure she shows up to thangs camera ready with a big check from her husband. It’s no surprise she will end up being at one of the first fundraisers. Next, she focused on the important stuff like her hair. Her poor, poor, hair. She rang up snarky stylist, Mark Hasche who arrived in NYC yesterday. I hope he was not the one who did her hair for the reunion when it appeared her goal was to look like Wayland Flowers sex crazed puppet, Madame. These are all good moves, but I take comfort in the fact that she was already tweeting she was overwhelmed on the day she arrived. Last night, she seemed a bit more relaxed and tweeted “It’s on like Donkey Kong!” at 9:30 pm. I wonder if she has adjusted to the early bedtime, early morning call on the east coast situation.
And then there is Kenya. Oh, Kenya. She already has me worried. Before leaving for NYC, she retweeted a tweet about Brandi’s comments to Joyce and apparently Brandi said Kenya had an ashy face on WWHL. So she heads to NYC with that on her mind. You just know these two will be on the same team. The last night when I believe they got all their information to begin taping this morning, my little pony in this race was up at 11:30 taking glamor shots. Sigh. She tweeted the above picture of her in the bed “going to sleep” in a lovely negligee and a full face of makeup with coordinating eye shadow. Which means she was nowhere near ready for bed. And she spent some time answering fan questions on twitter. For the love of God, woman, focus! If you win, ‘rica is buying me a house in Malibu girl!
And another thing, who the heck is taking that picture she tweeted? And what the hell happened to that lamp shade? Did she put it on her head and practice her twirling and try to put it back? 🙂
In other reality fame whore news, Kate Gosselin has gone radio silent since Tuesday. Keep your eye on that one Kenya! And get out there and raise some funds!
Trump looks like a wax figure in that photo – his right hand is unnaturally white, and his face is unnaturally tanned, with white under his eyes.
I kinda like Trump so I searched for the best photo with Celebrity Apprentice on it I could find. That was it. LOL. He’s not very photogenic.
On Sat, Mar 22, 2014 at 11:41 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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He is, IMHO, one of the most totally UNattractive men in the world. I couldn’t get a hard-on even if he was covered with $1000 bills.
Belinda has a penis????? #confused.
On Sat, Mar 22, 2014 at 1:33 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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No penis but huge balls and, yes, I do get a hard-on ! #bigclit
TMI!!!!!!!!
On Sat, Mar 22, 2014 at 3:58 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I think Apollo is taking the picture.
OMG No you di.int!
Sorry, that was my first thought.
It was funny. I might even take you off moderated comments for that. 🙂
Trump always has the white clown makeup under his eyes. Not a good look.
Dumb photo choice for Kenya.
I can’t wait to see the show.
Kenya was clever enought to get on CA. Do you think Nene is pissed?
I wonder when the RHOA reunion will be filmed with Kenya now doing CA in New York. And how many episodes of Atlanta are left anyway?
My understanding is that filming for reunion is on March 27. On CA sometimes the celebs leave for previous obligations….
On Sat, Mar 22, 2014 at 4:58 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Throw Johnny Weir in the mix and it should prove very entertaining. He doesn’t suffer fools silently. Anybody see see “Skating with the Stars”?
WAIT! Johnny Weir is on? He is in the middle of a brutal divorce! Are you sure? Because if he is he will be an even bigger Ahole than usual! Which of course is PERFECT!
On Sat, Mar 22, 2014 at 5:24 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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So Kenya and Nene will film the reunion then back to dancing and the. CA?
Johnny W is a AHOLE big time.
Probably, when I got word it was on the 27th I thought the Thursday date was weird. I guess it makes sense now if they had to coordinate schedules.
On Sat, Mar 22, 2014 at 5:37 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh how I wish Johnny Weir was on. He knows the real Kate Gosselin from family that lives in her old neighborhood.
Speaking of A-Holes (although that would elevate her to a more important status than I am willing to bestow), Kate Gosselin is supposedly signed up.
I also think I read that Geraldo Rivera is on board, also. Now ,if he stays with his normal prickly persona , things could get interesting……he does not suffer fools gladly.
Hate to ask someone to work when I can’t afford to pay them but…TT please confirm the Johnny Weir rumor. He is a fire starter because he is comfortable with his crazy. Would love him on CA this season with folks who are crazy and unaware or in denial of their crazy. If he is on, CA may earn some DVR space
TTA! Bow down to the crazy analogy. Geraldo = unaware; Brandi = in denial; Kate = in denial; Kenya = unaware (or perhaps comfortable with throwing it in everyone’s faces). And, TT, it’s not a house in Malibu. It’s a room of a fabulous hotel where Led Zeppelin (and you, apparently!) engaged in wild sex antics. And, no, it wasn’t Scottsdale. I’ll tell you where you promised to buy me a house when the show is over. 🙂
Are you sure it’s not a house in Malibu? I’m pretty sure it was that… 😛
On Sat, Mar 22, 2014 at 6:51 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Malibu…Positano…Malibu…Positano. I think it started with a P and it was not Pasedena.
Okay I will settle for a small place on Lake Como. Positano is awfully hard to get to. 🙂
We’re gonna need a bigger donate button if I lose!
On Sat, Mar 22, 2014 at 9:15 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’m gonna have to ask my friend Jamie if he spots them filming anywhere or hears of any of the upcoming CA fund raising events. I will hop on the train and be there in 20! Imagine me buying a $100.00 piece of pizza from Miss Kenya Moore? I would love it!
I heard Keshia Knight Pulliam and Terrell Owens is apart of the cast too and of course I got to see my girl Kenya Moore! You know Kenya and Brandi were added for RATINGS. To the person who said Apollo took the picture, LMBO! BTW Tamara, do you hear rumors of Kenya and Apollo creeping or have they possibly creeped? Lipstick Alley has been making like 50 threads a day about those two!
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I’m super excited about this season of CA. My son and I love this show! I think Brandi and Kenya won’t be companions. I feel that Kate might fly under the radar kind of like Teresa did.
I don’t understand why everyone’s so down on Mr. Trump’s looks. He’s nearly 70 years of age. And rich. Not so bad.
Kate Gosselin. Yeah, there’s an upstanding and work motivated individual. I hope she’s gone early.
Actually Kate has the markings of someone who could win. She is very driven and extremely organized/detail-oriented. Her downfall is of course her bossiness and bitchiness we’ll have to see if she can keep that in check.
Kenya never stops grinning/smiling. She’s doing it in that fake picture up top. When I watch her on RHOA she’s grinning 95% of the time. My grandmother use to say “when you come across a person who is always grinning they are up to no good. lol.
I agree with you on Kate. I use to watch Jon & Kate + 8 and she could put a Drill Sargent to shame. Women is vicious. I think she might win or at least come thisclose to it.
Wayland Flowers and Madame! Loved them, Brandi may look like Madame but none of her class or rapid fire quips! LoL
Johnny Weir CONFIRMED for Celebrity Apprentice! TMZ guys caught him in NYC for the filming! I am SHOCKED that he is going to do this while going though such a messy divorce. He should be an even bigger asshole than usual!
Thanks for confirmation. I am all in especially after I just saw his latest interview about his divorce and HE WAS WEARING A TIARA
I think this will be my favorite CA ever! Johnny Wier will add more fuel to the flame. I have always been a skating fan of his. I preferred Tara and Johnny commentary at Shoji and watched every minute. I find Scott Hamilton unbearable to listen to for more than 1 hour. He was a weasel when on CA. I also liked Johnny’s flamboyant apparel. I follow him on Twitter and feel disappointed in him now for some remarks and that biting fight.
I wondered how long it would take for some of these new gay marriages to blow up in fireworks. I have personal experience with how unflamboyant men explode in divorce situation they even created.
Johnny, on top of Brandi, Kenya, and Kate, may just blow up my new TV! Geraldo will be chasing the women for more bedpost notches.
I noticed Brandi tweeted up a storm for people to come buy pies for charity. I did not notice any from Kenya. Kenya, you got to work it, but save big donors until you’re the boss.