Renee has been keeping a secret from the girls. She has been secretly writing a sex novel. She reads a little bit of her book out loud. Let’s just say she is not the next Sylvia Plath.
Alicia is very nervous about her sentencing. I sort of feel sorry for her. I get that she committed crimes and needs to do the time, but her sentencing has been dragging out for like a year and counting? I’m sure she just wants to know her fate at this point.
Big Ang comes to her senses about having a baby and tells Neil he will just have to be a grandpa to the two on the way instead. Also they just bought a fixer upper house that is going to take all their time and money.
Natalie finally tells London that her job and her house and her life is in Philly. She wants London to marry her and move to Philly. They seem to be at a standstill.
Before the book launch even happens, Big Ang and Drita go to visit Natalie. They seem pissed off at her so I had to actually go back to read my own recap to remember why. Somehow they are mad a Natalie because they all set around Renee’s Christmas party and bad mouthed her over some tweets that Renee said Natalie tweeted. Neither of these women have even seen any tweets. Yet they all sat around and talked about Natalie as if she had been tried and convicted in the last episode.
Natalie admits to sending a tweet saying that Renee likes to give married men blow jobs. Natalie says that Renee can dish it out but she can’t take it. Drita and Big Ang ask Natalie to stop tweeting things about Renee.
Renee’s book lauch is full of show girls and other debauchery befitting a sex novel. It’s an all in party for everyone in the cast, including Natalie. Natalie arrives with London saying she has a surprise for the girls. Renee does a reading that required much censoring. Natalie slipped the DJ a soundtrack and gets up on stage and sings a song she wrote called….Delicious. OMG. This is one ballsy chick. She is also singing it in a British accent, or some sort of accent while strutting around the stage pretending she is Miley Cyrus adjusting a camel toe. This will not go over well. But wait! Instead of Renee turning into ReNayNay, she thanks Natalie and says “I don’t hate! Let’s Celebrate!” Seriously? Renee handles a situation like a pro? What planet are we on now? I am speechless!
And just like that the girls party and have a good time.
Alicia and her brother discuss how to pay her bills and run her stores in case she gets sent to prison. Alicia gets her boys up and packed off to school like it is a regular day. But it is not. She’s off to the courthouse. It seems very cruel to drag her all the way to court and then not sentence her.
Natalie goes to Alicia’s sentencing. She calls Drita to let her know the outcome. Only they don’t tell us what happened. Because apparently this is a two-part finale! Anyway, the wives are going nuts over what happened. I think they are freaking out because the FEDS were pissed that she was profiting by appearing on Mob Wives, so they are trying to increase her fines to take all of her Mob Wives salary and any other money they can find. They postponed sentencing to see if she comes up with the money. I know I posted about this, but some of my posts seem to mysteriously disappear.
Junior Gets Out of Prison
Someone calls Renee to tell her that Junior knows that she went to see a lawyer about a protection order. Her friend on the phone immediately blames “her friends from Philly.” Renee’s friend says the vibe around prison is that Junior is upset with Renee for trying to get a protective order.
But the even bigger news is that Junior is getting released the next day. How could she not know that? Don’t you put yourself on a list or something to find out someone’s release date that could be potentially threatening toward you and your family?
I suppose we will all find out on the next episode as this is apparently a two-part finale.