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Fine. If You Need Rules, I’ll Give You Rules.

February 22, 2014 by tamaratattles 81 Comments

meCommenting Rules on Tamaratattles…

Because, well, I see dumb people.

Oh no she diiidn’t

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Come for the tea. Stay for the shade. Not for the easily offended. You're a special snowflake just like everyone else.

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  1. Irish Tara says

    February 22, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    M’, Lady TT,

    Extraordinary rules!
    The rules for my Establishment are quite similar, as wee bit more sardonic but nevertheless, specific and straight to the point!
    My deepest sincere congratulations on these guidelines and will respectfully adhere to your specifications!!!

    Tara in a Very Pathetic Southern Accent,
    ” Dammmn, baby you are a pistol!”

    BTW,

    I was recently in SC and a gentleman made a comment to me which I didn’t understand and didn’t think it was in my best interest to ask him to translate. As, as a general rule, unless I am interacting with a business associate or a client, I do not tend to associate with males outside of my own species..

    What does ” Sugar Britches” and a “Spinner” mean?
    Just inquiring..
    Anyone?

    Reply
    • Irish Tara says

      February 22, 2014 at 10:19 pm

      Bloody spell checker,
      * a wee bit
      So sorry..

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:01 pm

        You are kind of overkilling the Irish shit now. We get your persona.

        On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • love2hatebravo says

        February 23, 2014 at 10:52 am

        Bless you for saying so.

        Reply
      • LaraM says

        February 23, 2014 at 7:48 pm

        I love your Irish Pride, and shared Heritage. It is your voice! @IrishTara is a lovely, generous, brilliant, articulate and hard working person!

        @IrishTara has been nothing but generous with compliments to this Site, donated money here, and gets treated like this?

        Wow.

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        • tamaratattles says

          February 23, 2014 at 9:48 pm

          I have no idea what you are talking about and have no time to go back now and look at what you may be interpreting. I am SLAMMED from Sun Night until Wed morning here, so it’s not the best time to be outraged.

          As far as I know Tara and I get on quite well, so perhaps if she feels slighted in some way SHE can email me. Otherwise I will assume you misinterpreted something.

          On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 7:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 22, 2014 at 11:00 pm

      ha

      I was totally expecting your question to be about some man saying, “You tickle me” because you do. That just means we think you are funny.

      “sugar britches” is inappropriate in a business conversation and a bit derogatory in that setting but fine among friends. It’s a term of endearment that has no place in a business conversation. Spinner? Makes me wonder if you are being real at all. No southern man would say that. That’s a Yankee term I will leave the to explain.

      On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:17 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • calipatti says

        February 23, 2014 at 11:59 pm

        Is California considered Yankee or just not considered? ha
        Spinner is a word ir term that I’ve never heard used.
        Read it a few times and never had to look up the meaning.
        So to who ever asked the question I say, seems self explanatory to me.

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    • Kitty Mamma says

      February 23, 2014 at 1:27 am

      Hi IT: What is a “Very Pathetic Southern Accent”? And I have no idea what a “spinner” is. And sometimes a compliment is just a compliment.

      Reply
      • Irish Tara says

        February 23, 2014 at 3:01 am

        I was poking fun at myself. My accent is strange, Not the Southern Accent. My attempt at imitation is pathetic.
        Sincerely, didn’t mean to insult anyone’s heritage.

        Reply
  2. Jarlath says

    February 22, 2014 at 10:19 pm

    I love it when people are nonplussed in telling you what to blog about

    Reply
    • Irish Tara says

      February 22, 2014 at 10:28 pm

      @ Jarlath,
      Good Evening, Jarlath! Hope you are having a Great Weekend!
      I’m confused.
      Nonplussed means perplexed or puzzled.
      Is there a slang meaning that I am missing?
      Just a bit curious, or I missed something? LOL!
      I need a slang dictionary or I might be a bit brain dead this week!! LOL!

      Reply
      • Jarlath says

        February 22, 2014 at 10:44 pm

        You’re right but it also has the meaning of being not disconcerted

        Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:02 pm

        Do I need a rule #11 ? Do not overplay your alleged ethnicity? DO I?

        On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:28 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Irish Tara says

        February 23, 2014 at 3:03 am

        @ Jarlath,

        Okay, got it! LOL!

        Reply
  3. general1star says

    February 22, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    OMG way to funny TT!!!!

    Reply
  4. Urethra Franklin says

    February 22, 2014 at 10:23 pm

    I peed a little bit while reading that.

    Reply
  5. general1star says

    February 22, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    you must be bored TT. Ha Ha Ha I am too, so bored I have been reading Vladimir Putin’s twitter page.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      February 22, 2014 at 11:03 pm

      Sadly, that impresses me. What is Vlad saying?

      On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:30 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • general1star says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:07 pm

        Not a lot mostly photo’s

        Reply
      • spk says

        February 23, 2014 at 10:45 pm

        Is he at least clothed this time? Not riding a horse or swimming in the Black Sea again?

        Reply
  6. tootsie says

    February 22, 2014 at 10:42 pm

    IQ should exceed number of tats?

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      February 22, 2014 at 11:04 pm

      yes, BIATCH.

      On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:42 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • tootsie says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:17 pm

        OK. Guess I’ll look into laser removal just as soon as I check in with my probation officer and milk the cows.

        Reply
      • puravidacostarica2 says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:33 pm

        Tootsie is a hoot! But shouldn’t that be “milk the probation officer and check in with the cows”?

        Reply
      • tootsie says

        February 23, 2014 at 2:53 pm

        Ms. TT: Is BIATCH a term of endearment, or am I on “the list”?

        Reply
    • distressed says

      February 23, 2014 at 1:45 pm

      Though I tend to agree with you in general terms, it kind of depends on what you’re going for doesn’t it?

      Reply
  7. teecee66 says

    February 22, 2014 at 10:52 pm

    You’re SO mean.

    Reply
    • general1star says

      February 22, 2014 at 10:56 pm

      who is so mean?

      Reply
  8. teecee66 says

    February 22, 2014 at 10:55 pm

    But to deep dive on the rule about us not telling stories here? I often sort of make comments that might be me telling my story instead of commenting directly on what you’ve blogged. I will stop doing that I guess.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      February 22, 2014 at 11:07 pm

      Oh noe darling, Do tell whatever shitty stories you ‘d like after all you just donated elevently billion dollars in the tip jar, Do carry on. I care. I CARE SO MUCH!

      Reply
    • puravidacostarica2 says

      February 22, 2014 at 11:31 pm

      In my own wretched defense, I will commiserate with newbie commenters who don’t realize that this is not a “share every detail of your life” type of blog. Nor should one expect others to patiently wade through those types of comments, let alone not become nauseous by them. When I first found this site, it took me awhile to realize that this isn’t your koffee-klatch, your own w(h)ine-fest, or weekly bridge game. Gawd, that shows how old I am and I don’t even know how to play bridge! TT appreciates her commenters (or at least most of them), but she is in charge and those without a sense of humor or the ability to take sarcasm or poked at on occasion need not apply. 🙂

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      • general1star says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:40 pm

        Truth be told if the 1st sentence of the post does not grab my attention then I don’t give a shit about the rest of the post and I move on to the next one.

        Reply
      • tootsie says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:42 pm

        I stopped reading after wretched defense.. 🙂

        Reply
      • puravidacostarica2 says

        February 23, 2014 at 3:06 am

        Insert “thumb’s up” here.

        Reply
  9. tamaratattles says

    February 22, 2014 at 11:09 pm

    I WAS NOT TRYING TO SAY I DID NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID STORIES! Oh wait. Yes I was.

    Reply
    • Irish Tara says

      February 22, 2014 at 11:18 pm

      My alleged ethnicity?
      I shan’t over state anything and I will not be back.

      Reply
      • general1star says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:24 pm

        It’s “and I SHAN’T be back”

        Reply
      • cc101 says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:28 pm

        Check rule number 7.

        Reply
      • Irish Tara says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:42 pm

        Spinner, I have heard everywhere. Have no concept what it means.
        So sorry..

        Reply
      • Irish Tara says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:43 pm

        Shall not.

        Reply
      • vivaladiva831 says

        February 23, 2014 at 12:40 am

        See rule 7

        Reply
  10. puravidacostarica2 says

    February 22, 2014 at 11:24 pm

    Ruh-roh…who didn’t see that one coming from several posts away??

    Reply
    • love2hatebravo says

      February 23, 2014 at 10:44 am

      Lol, pvcr. I was done with the brogue schtick 10 posts ago.

      Reply
  11. general1star says

    February 23, 2014 at 12:03 am

    Irish Tara,
    I have never heard the term “spinner” before maybe because I live on the west coast I don’t know. And I was teasing you about the ” I Shan’t be back”

    Reply
    • Irish Tara says

      February 23, 2014 at 3:05 am

      I know, was tying too fast. Fat fingers on a small smartatse phone! LMAO!

      Reply
      • Irish Tara says

        February 23, 2014 at 3:15 am

        * typing

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    • Irish Tara says

      February 23, 2014 at 3:13 am

      @ Jtethta Franklin,

      Oh, my! I suposs the only complimentary part of this is that , I am petite! LOL! Thank you, so much for “filling me in”!
      Oh, I am just visualizing ” Spinning a petite man”.. Sorry, I just can’t!

      Reply
    • Irish Tara says

      February 23, 2014 at 3:20 am

      @ general1star,.

      I never heard this term when I lived in So. Cali or here in the PNW ( or Canada). Not to my face, anyway! Now I know why! Ick..

      Reply
  12. Urethra Franklin says

    February 23, 2014 at 12:35 am

    A “spinner” is a petite woman who can be spun during intercourse. For the sake of equality men can be a spinner as well. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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    • JoJo says

      February 23, 2014 at 1:59 am

      OMG…..UF, the male on male spinning visual is about the most ewww thing I can imagine. I’d say that equal opportunity if it was a female on female spinning attempt of some sort – in fact the first visual glimpse I had for about a sloppy second, was Farrah Abraham complaining about that happening and she was used for spinning by signing a HUGE contract on Couple’s Therapy. Then Jenn the TV therapist saying it’s the worst thing she’s heard of in her 20 years of practicing!! that’s ewww too 🙂

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      • Jae says

        February 23, 2014 at 7:20 am

        My first thought was “peg. hole. spin”.

        My second was of Farrah Abraham whisper crying about having been tricked into spinning because she thought they were going to be paying her to be in an exercise video.

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    • Dlister says

      February 23, 2014 at 1:45 pm

      Heh heh, I’m a spinner in that sense.

      Reply
  13. tobaccorhoda says

    February 23, 2014 at 1:52 am

    Have I ever mentioned to you that you have a prickly personality?

    Reply
    • naa says

      February 23, 2014 at 10:55 am

      She rounds up to prickly.

      Reply
      • love2hatebravo says

        February 23, 2014 at 11:02 am

        Lol

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  14. cammierari says

    February 23, 2014 at 11:58 am

    you needed a rule..? I think you communicate your disdain for comments and commenters well enough that the rules are pretty clear-unless it’s someone you know and like. Then there are no rules. Some may be scared to type because of it, and that’s ok with you. I break up with you on a weekly basis, but usually come back to see if there’s anything of interest-sometimes the comment section is as entertaining as a reality show!

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 23, 2014 at 12:18 pm

      Wait? we break up? I don’t recall you being particularly annoying. I’ll start watching for signs now….

      On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 11:58 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • cammierari says

        February 23, 2014 at 12:24 pm

        hehe there are no signs because I play by the rules!

        Reply
        • tamaratattles says

          February 23, 2014 at 12:46 pm

          Well I am sorta afraid of Judge Judy so …. I’ll try not to piss you off. TRy.

          On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 12:24 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  15. Shayla says

    February 23, 2014 at 12:46 pm

    Wow… you’re a bit condescending to your readers, no? It seems like if anyone disagrees with you, you have a rude response to them and then talk about how this is your blog, etc. We understand that this is your blog, but you should treat everyone with respect, the same respect that you’d hope to receive.

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 23, 2014 at 12:53 pm

      *6. Criticisms of My Blog* Really? I never cease to be amazed by the number of first time commenters whose first post is to point out a spelling error in a post. For the most part you never see those commenters. Not everyone who wants to comment here has the privilege of posting here. You post here at my discretion, and I do have standards for my commenters. If you hate this blog and think it is horrible (usually after being called out for stupidity) it makes you look like a fool to scream it on the way out. If you hate my blog, I will generally do you the courtesy of banning you from commenting, since you seem unable to look for a more suitable blog on your own. I am not aware of a single judge who has sentenced any of you to reading here as a condition of your probation. Your broken English all over the place about how I don’t allow “negative comments.” Amuses me #gang signs.

      I sense an impending number 7 violation.

      On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 12:46 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • rjt25 says

        February 23, 2014 at 3:33 pm

        TT, All I can say is I love your blog. I don’t comment often, but do tweet you and you normally respond of “favor” it..(I am under a diff name on twitter…I guess I could change so they are the same).

        I love your snark, attitude, and demeanor throughout your comment section. Keep it up. Those of us with our big girl panties on can handle it and respect them….

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    • Happy lyfe says

      February 23, 2014 at 9:37 pm

      +1

      Reply
    • Dlister says

      February 24, 2014 at 9:15 am

      TT doesn’t have to “treat everyone with respect,” as this is indeed her space she created. Frankly, if you don’t like her occasional sarcasm and snark, leave. I find her to be quite the compelling commentator.

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  16. naa says

    February 23, 2014 at 3:00 pm

    The people on that site you say steals your stuff seem a touch angry with you. Well, the comments I could understand seemed angry. It reminds me a little bit of that scene in “Airplane!”:

    “Pardon me, stewardness, I speak jive.”

    I guess as long as they understand each other it’s all good. I tried popping some of the comments into google translate and got nothing. 🙁

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    • teecee66 says

      February 23, 2014 at 3:19 pm

      I like the ones who call her a white bitch. And then go on to explain that SHE is racist. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        February 23, 2014 at 3:23 pm

        As long as they just stay there in their little hood everyone should be happy. There is no need for you to go there…

        On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 3:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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        • teecee66 says

          February 23, 2014 at 4:08 pm

          It was posted at SS.

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  17. oobunillaoo says

    February 23, 2014 at 4:16 pm

    i barely post here, mostly lurk, but even i feel like i am in trouble now.

    Reply
  18. gigi says

    February 23, 2014 at 4:36 pm

    rules are made to be broken…

    Reply
  19. myinfo says

    February 23, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    Tells us how you really feel 🙂
    I love your Blog.
    Waiting for the great race at 8PM

    Reply
  20. JoJo says

    February 23, 2014 at 8:48 pm

    Read and re-read again today. The rules make perfect sense. I see NO rule about offering a different opinion than you TT. Is it safe to assume differing opinions about persons on these shows are welcomed? Or is it an unwritten rule not to disagree or disagree with you at one’s own peril?
    (btw I absolutely freakin’ love the blog).

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    • naa says

      February 23, 2014 at 10:50 pm

      Keep reading and rereading. You’ll get it eventually. Maybe.

      Reply
      • JoJo says

        February 23, 2014 at 10:53 pm

        Thanks, I’m sure I’ll get it soon – it’s rough being slow;)

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        • tamaratattles says

          February 23, 2014 at 11:26 pm

          This is how y’all cause problems. You can’t make fun of retarded people anymore unless they are fat,. Fat people are still free game. but RETARDS ARE OFF LIMITS!

          On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 10:53 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • naa says

        February 23, 2014 at 10:55 pm

        #winning

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      • JoJo says

        February 23, 2014 at 11:40 pm

        lol – hey #winner, congratulations. Why didn’t you go all the way – answer the question for TT AND question my reading comprehension? Did I piss you off somewhere else?

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  21. calipatti says

    February 24, 2014 at 12:08 am

    Whoa, I read or heard the term spinner years ago and immediately knew what it meant. I’m probably the least intelligent person in here.
    I did google the term to double check after reading it in here and I was mostly right.

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  22. Seriously.... says

    February 24, 2014 at 3:38 pm

    Wait a minute, you mean to tell you this blog is all about you and not me? That people don’t log on here to await my scintillating and witty commentary? Guess that’s why the name of the site is TAMARA tattles.
    Well, I don’t have to take this. As soon as the 29th rolls around, I am never ever ever coming back here again. And to think that one time, I actually thought of thinking about donating. I want my thought back!

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 24, 2014 at 3:41 pm

      LOL. To make this more believable, you should probably insult my spelling and tell me how you never liked this place anyway. xoxo

      P.S. It can be A LITTLE about you…

      On Mon, Feb 24, 2014 at 3:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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