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Irish Tarasays
M’, Lady TT,
Extraordinary rules!
The rules for my Establishment are quite similar, as wee bit more sardonic but nevertheless, specific and straight to the point!
My deepest sincere congratulations on these guidelines and will respectfully adhere to your specifications!!!
Tara in a Very Pathetic Southern Accent,
” Dammmn, baby you are a pistol!”
BTW,
I was recently in SC and a gentleman made a comment to me which I didn’t understand and didn’t think it was in my best interest to ask him to translate. As, as a general rule, unless I am interacting with a business associate or a client, I do not tend to associate with males outside of my own species..
What does ” Sugar Britches” and a “Spinner” mean?
Just inquiring..
Anyone?
I have no idea what you are talking about and have no time to go back now and look at what you may be interpreting. I am SLAMMED from Sun Night until Wed morning here, so it’s not the best time to be outraged.
As far as I know Tara and I get on quite well, so perhaps if she feels slighted in some way SHE can email me. Otherwise I will assume you misinterpreted something.
On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 7:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
I was totally expecting your question to be about some man saying, “You tickle me” because you do. That just means we think you are funny.
“sugar britches” is inappropriate in a business conversation and a bit derogatory in that setting but fine among friends. It’s a term of endearment that has no place in a business conversation. Spinner? Makes me wonder if you are being real at all. No southern man would say that. That’s a Yankee term I will leave the to explain.
On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:17 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
Is California considered Yankee or just not considered? ha
Spinner is a word ir term that I’ve never heard used.
Read it a few times and never had to look up the meaning.
So to who ever asked the question I say, seems self explanatory to me.
I was poking fun at myself. My accent is strange, Not the Southern Accent. My attempt at imitation is pathetic.
Sincerely, didn’t mean to insult anyone’s heritage.
@ Jarlath,
Good Evening, Jarlath! Hope you are having a Great Weekend!
I’m confused.
Nonplussed means perplexed or puzzled.
Is there a slang meaning that I am missing?
Just a bit curious, or I missed something? LOL!
I need a slang dictionary or I might be a bit brain dead this week!! LOL!
But to deep dive on the rule about us not telling stories here? I often sort of make comments that might be me telling my story instead of commenting directly on what you’ve blogged. I will stop doing that I guess.
Oh noe darling, Do tell whatever shitty stories you ‘d like after all you just donated elevently billion dollars in the tip jar, Do carry on. I care. I CARE SO MUCH!
In my own wretched defense, I will commiserate with newbie commenters who don’t realize that this is not a “share every detail of your life” type of blog. Nor should one expect others to patiently wade through those types of comments, let alone not become nauseous by them. When I first found this site, it took me awhile to realize that this isn’t your koffee-klatch, your own w(h)ine-fest, or weekly bridge game. Gawd, that shows how old I am and I don’t even know how to play bridge! TT appreciates her commenters (or at least most of them), but she is in charge and those without a sense of humor or the ability to take sarcasm or poked at on occasion need not apply. 🙂
Truth be told if the 1st sentence of the post does not grab my attention then I don’t give a shit about the rest of the post and I move on to the next one.
Irish Tara,
I have never heard the term “spinner” before maybe because I live on the west coast I don’t know. And I was teasing you about the ” I Shan’t be back”
Oh, my! I suposs the only complimentary part of this is that , I am petite! LOL! Thank you, so much for “filling me in”!
Oh, I am just visualizing ” Spinning a petite man”.. Sorry, I just can’t!
A “spinner” is a petite woman who can be spun during intercourse. For the sake of equality men can be a spinner as well. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
OMG…..UF, the male on male spinning visual is about the most ewww thing I can imagine. I’d say that equal opportunity if it was a female on female spinning attempt of some sort – in fact the first visual glimpse I had for about a sloppy second, was Farrah Abraham complaining about that happening and she was used for spinning by signing a HUGE contract on Couple’s Therapy. Then Jenn the TV therapist saying it’s the worst thing she’s heard of in her 20 years of practicing!! that’s ewww too 🙂
My second was of Farrah Abraham whisper crying about having been tricked into spinning because she thought they were going to be paying her to be in an exercise video.
you needed a rule..? I think you communicate your disdain for comments and commenters well enough that the rules are pretty clear-unless it’s someone you know and like. Then there are no rules. Some may be scared to type because of it, and that’s ok with you. I break up with you on a weekly basis, but usually come back to see if there’s anything of interest-sometimes the comment section is as entertaining as a reality show!
Wow… you’re a bit condescending to your readers, no? It seems like if anyone disagrees with you, you have a rude response to them and then talk about how this is your blog, etc. We understand that this is your blog, but you should treat everyone with respect, the same respect that you’d hope to receive.
*6. Criticisms of My Blog* Really? I never cease to be amazed by the number of first time commenters whose first post is to point out a spelling error in a post. For the most part you never see those commenters. Not everyone who wants to comment here has the privilege of posting here. You post here at my discretion, and I do have standards for my commenters. If you hate this blog and think it is horrible (usually after being called out for stupidity) it makes you look like a fool to scream it on the way out. If you hate my blog, I will generally do you the courtesy of banning you from commenting, since you seem unable to look for a more suitable blog on your own. I am not aware of a single judge who has sentenced any of you to reading here as a condition of your probation. Your broken English all over the place about how I don’t allow “negative comments.” Amuses me #gang signs.
I sense an impending number 7 violation.
On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 12:46 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
TT, All I can say is I love your blog. I don’t comment often, but do tweet you and you normally respond of “favor” it..(I am under a diff name on twitter…I guess I could change so they are the same).
I love your snark, attitude, and demeanor throughout your comment section. Keep it up. Those of us with our big girl panties on can handle it and respect them….
TT doesn’t have to “treat everyone with respect,” as this is indeed her space she created. Frankly, if you don’t like her occasional sarcasm and snark, leave. I find her to be quite the compelling commentator.
The people on that site you say steals your stuff seem a touch angry with you. Well, the comments I could understand seemed angry. It reminds me a little bit of that scene in “Airplane!”:
“Pardon me, stewardness, I speak jive.”
I guess as long as they understand each other it’s all good. I tried popping some of the comments into google translate and got nothing. 🙁
Read and re-read again today. The rules make perfect sense. I see NO rule about offering a different opinion than you TT. Is it safe to assume differing opinions about persons on these shows are welcomed? Or is it an unwritten rule not to disagree or disagree with you at one’s own peril?
(btw I absolutely freakin’ love the blog).
This is how y’all cause problems. You can’t make fun of retarded people anymore unless they are fat,. Fat people are still free game. but RETARDS ARE OFF LIMITS!
On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 10:53 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
lol – hey #winner, congratulations. Why didn’t you go all the way – answer the question for TT AND question my reading comprehension? Did I piss you off somewhere else?
Whoa, I read or heard the term spinner years ago and immediately knew what it meant. I’m probably the least intelligent person in here.
I did google the term to double check after reading it in here and I was mostly right.
Wait a minute, you mean to tell you this blog is all about you and not me? That people don’t log on here to await my scintillating and witty commentary? Guess that’s why the name of the site is TAMARA tattles.
Well, I don’t have to take this. As soon as the 29th rolls around, I am never ever ever coming back here again. And to think that one time, I actually thought of thinking about donating. I want my thought back!
Commenting Rules on Tamaratattles…
M’, Lady TT,
Extraordinary rules!
The rules for my Establishment are quite similar, as wee bit more sardonic but nevertheless, specific and straight to the point!
My deepest sincere congratulations on these guidelines and will respectfully adhere to your specifications!!!
Tara in a Very Pathetic Southern Accent,
” Dammmn, baby you are a pistol!”
BTW,
I was recently in SC and a gentleman made a comment to me which I didn’t understand and didn’t think it was in my best interest to ask him to translate. As, as a general rule, unless I am interacting with a business associate or a client, I do not tend to associate with males outside of my own species..
What does ” Sugar Britches” and a “Spinner” mean?
Just inquiring..
Anyone?
Bloody spell checker,
* a wee bit
So sorry..
You are kind of overkilling the Irish shit now. We get your persona.
On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Bless you for saying so.
I love your Irish Pride, and shared Heritage. It is your voice! @IrishTara is a lovely, generous, brilliant, articulate and hard working person!
@IrishTara has been nothing but generous with compliments to this Site, donated money here, and gets treated like this?
Wow.
I have no idea what you are talking about and have no time to go back now and look at what you may be interpreting. I am SLAMMED from Sun Night until Wed morning here, so it’s not the best time to be outraged.
As far as I know Tara and I get on quite well, so perhaps if she feels slighted in some way SHE can email me. Otherwise I will assume you misinterpreted something.
On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 7:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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ha
I was totally expecting your question to be about some man saying, “You tickle me” because you do. That just means we think you are funny.
“sugar britches” is inappropriate in a business conversation and a bit derogatory in that setting but fine among friends. It’s a term of endearment that has no place in a business conversation. Spinner? Makes me wonder if you are being real at all. No southern man would say that. That’s a Yankee term I will leave the to explain.
On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:17 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Is California considered Yankee or just not considered? ha
Spinner is a word ir term that I’ve never heard used.
Read it a few times and never had to look up the meaning.
So to who ever asked the question I say, seems self explanatory to me.
Hi IT: What is a “Very Pathetic Southern Accent”? And I have no idea what a “spinner” is. And sometimes a compliment is just a compliment.
I was poking fun at myself. My accent is strange, Not the Southern Accent. My attempt at imitation is pathetic.
Sincerely, didn’t mean to insult anyone’s heritage.
I love it when people are nonplussed in telling you what to blog about
@ Jarlath,
Good Evening, Jarlath! Hope you are having a Great Weekend!
I’m confused.
Nonplussed means perplexed or puzzled.
Is there a slang meaning that I am missing?
Just a bit curious, or I missed something? LOL!
I need a slang dictionary or I might be a bit brain dead this week!! LOL!
You’re right but it also has the meaning of being not disconcerted
Do I need a rule #11 ? Do not overplay your alleged ethnicity? DO I?
On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:28 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@ Jarlath,
Okay, got it! LOL!
OMG way to funny TT!!!!
I peed a little bit while reading that.
you must be bored TT. Ha Ha Ha I am too, so bored I have been reading Vladimir Putin’s twitter page.
Sadly, that impresses me. What is Vlad saying?
On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:30 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Not a lot mostly photo’s
Is he at least clothed this time? Not riding a horse or swimming in the Black Sea again?
IQ should exceed number of tats?
yes, BIATCH.
On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:42 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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OK. Guess I’ll look into laser removal just as soon as I check in with my probation officer and milk the cows.
Tootsie is a hoot! But shouldn’t that be “milk the probation officer and check in with the cows”?
Ms. TT: Is BIATCH a term of endearment, or am I on “the list”?
Though I tend to agree with you in general terms, it kind of depends on what you’re going for doesn’t it?
You’re SO mean.
who is so mean?
But to deep dive on the rule about us not telling stories here? I often sort of make comments that might be me telling my story instead of commenting directly on what you’ve blogged. I will stop doing that I guess.
Oh noe darling, Do tell whatever shitty stories you ‘d like after all you just donated elevently billion dollars in the tip jar, Do carry on. I care. I CARE SO MUCH!
In my own wretched defense, I will commiserate with newbie commenters who don’t realize that this is not a “share every detail of your life” type of blog. Nor should one expect others to patiently wade through those types of comments, let alone not become nauseous by them. When I first found this site, it took me awhile to realize that this isn’t your koffee-klatch, your own w(h)ine-fest, or weekly bridge game. Gawd, that shows how old I am and I don’t even know how to play bridge! TT appreciates her commenters (or at least most of them), but she is in charge and those without a sense of humor or the ability to take sarcasm or poked at on occasion need not apply. 🙂
Truth be told if the 1st sentence of the post does not grab my attention then I don’t give a shit about the rest of the post and I move on to the next one.
I stopped reading after wretched defense.. 🙂
Insert “thumb’s up” here.
I WAS NOT TRYING TO SAY I DID NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID STORIES! Oh wait. Yes I was.
My alleged ethnicity?
I shan’t over state anything and I will not be back.
It’s “and I SHAN’T be back”
Check rule number 7.
Spinner, I have heard everywhere. Have no concept what it means.
So sorry..
Shall not.
See rule 7
Ruh-roh…who didn’t see that one coming from several posts away??
Lol, pvcr. I was done with the brogue schtick 10 posts ago.
Irish Tara,
I have never heard the term “spinner” before maybe because I live on the west coast I don’t know. And I was teasing you about the ” I Shan’t be back”
I know, was tying too fast. Fat fingers on a small smartatse phone! LMAO!
* typing
@ Jtethta Franklin,
Oh, my! I suposs the only complimentary part of this is that , I am petite! LOL! Thank you, so much for “filling me in”!
Oh, I am just visualizing ” Spinning a petite man”.. Sorry, I just can’t!
@ general1star,.
I never heard this term when I lived in So. Cali or here in the PNW ( or Canada). Not to my face, anyway! Now I know why! Ick..
A “spinner” is a petite woman who can be spun during intercourse. For the sake of equality men can be a spinner as well. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
OMG…..UF, the male on male spinning visual is about the most ewww thing I can imagine. I’d say that equal opportunity if it was a female on female spinning attempt of some sort – in fact the first visual glimpse I had for about a sloppy second, was Farrah Abraham complaining about that happening and she was used for spinning by signing a HUGE contract on Couple’s Therapy. Then Jenn the TV therapist saying it’s the worst thing she’s heard of in her 20 years of practicing!! that’s ewww too 🙂
My first thought was “peg. hole. spin”.
My second was of Farrah Abraham whisper crying about having been tricked into spinning because she thought they were going to be paying her to be in an exercise video.
Heh heh, I’m a spinner in that sense.
Have I ever mentioned to you that you have a prickly personality?
She rounds up to prickly.
Lol
you needed a rule..? I think you communicate your disdain for comments and commenters well enough that the rules are pretty clear-unless it’s someone you know and like. Then there are no rules. Some may be scared to type because of it, and that’s ok with you. I break up with you on a weekly basis, but usually come back to see if there’s anything of interest-sometimes the comment section is as entertaining as a reality show!
Wait? we break up? I don’t recall you being particularly annoying. I’ll start watching for signs now….
On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 11:58 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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hehe there are no signs because I play by the rules!
Well I am sorta afraid of Judge Judy so …. I’ll try not to piss you off. TRy.
On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 12:24 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Wow… you’re a bit condescending to your readers, no? It seems like if anyone disagrees with you, you have a rude response to them and then talk about how this is your blog, etc. We understand that this is your blog, but you should treat everyone with respect, the same respect that you’d hope to receive.
*6. Criticisms of My Blog* Really? I never cease to be amazed by the number of first time commenters whose first post is to point out a spelling error in a post. For the most part you never see those commenters. Not everyone who wants to comment here has the privilege of posting here. You post here at my discretion, and I do have standards for my commenters. If you hate this blog and think it is horrible (usually after being called out for stupidity) it makes you look like a fool to scream it on the way out. If you hate my blog, I will generally do you the courtesy of banning you from commenting, since you seem unable to look for a more suitable blog on your own. I am not aware of a single judge who has sentenced any of you to reading here as a condition of your probation. Your broken English all over the place about how I don’t allow “negative comments.” Amuses me #gang signs.
I sense an impending number 7 violation.
On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 12:46 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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TT, All I can say is I love your blog. I don’t comment often, but do tweet you and you normally respond of “favor” it..(I am under a diff name on twitter…I guess I could change so they are the same).
I love your snark, attitude, and demeanor throughout your comment section. Keep it up. Those of us with our big girl panties on can handle it and respect them….
+1
TT doesn’t have to “treat everyone with respect,” as this is indeed her space she created. Frankly, if you don’t like her occasional sarcasm and snark, leave. I find her to be quite the compelling commentator.
The people on that site you say steals your stuff seem a touch angry with you. Well, the comments I could understand seemed angry. It reminds me a little bit of that scene in “Airplane!”:
“Pardon me, stewardness, I speak jive.”
I guess as long as they understand each other it’s all good. I tried popping some of the comments into google translate and got nothing. 🙁
I like the ones who call her a white bitch. And then go on to explain that SHE is racist. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
As long as they just stay there in their little hood everyone should be happy. There is no need for you to go there…
On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 3:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It was posted at SS.
i barely post here, mostly lurk, but even i feel like i am in trouble now.
rules are made to be broken…
Tells us how you really feel 🙂
I love your Blog.
Waiting for the great race at 8PM
Read and re-read again today. The rules make perfect sense. I see NO rule about offering a different opinion than you TT. Is it safe to assume differing opinions about persons on these shows are welcomed? Or is it an unwritten rule not to disagree or disagree with you at one’s own peril?
(btw I absolutely freakin’ love the blog).
Keep reading and rereading. You’ll get it eventually. Maybe.
Thanks, I’m sure I’ll get it soon – it’s rough being slow;)
This is how y’all cause problems. You can’t make fun of retarded people anymore unless they are fat,. Fat people are still free game. but RETARDS ARE OFF LIMITS!
On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 10:53 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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#winning
lol – hey #winner, congratulations. Why didn’t you go all the way – answer the question for TT AND question my reading comprehension? Did I piss you off somewhere else?
Whoa, I read or heard the term spinner years ago and immediately knew what it meant. I’m probably the least intelligent person in here.
I did google the term to double check after reading it in here and I was mostly right.
Wait a minute, you mean to tell you this blog is all about you and not me? That people don’t log on here to await my scintillating and witty commentary? Guess that’s why the name of the site is TAMARA tattles.
Well, I don’t have to take this. As soon as the 29th rolls around, I am never ever ever coming back here again. And to think that one time, I actually thought of thinking about donating. I want my thought back!
LOL. To make this more believable, you should probably insult my spelling and tell me how you never liked this place anyway. xoxo
P.S. It can be A LITTLE about you…
On Mon, Feb 24, 2014 at 3:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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