It’s time to see what foolishness Brandi Glanville will spout tonight on WWHL. Oh, and BTW, this is my 2000th post on Tamara Tattles! I was going to do a post about it and might still do one later if I ever get a moment to breathe! As it is, it’s 11 pm again and I am still “at the office” and need to be inserting batteries in all the flashlights that are dead, before the power goes out. We are expecting an inch of ice on the power lines by tomorrow night. Oh Joy. So if I am offline for awhile I am probably freezing to death without heat in my ghetto shack.
Andy says to send your kids to bed before watching this and reminds the person on the censor button to be on high alert. Jenny gets first chair over Brandi!!! Andy starts by claiming that Jenny told Barbara Walters to shut up on The View today. I didn’t get that. Jenny says she didn’t tell her to shut up. What I saw was Jenny trying to get Brandi out from under Barbara’s deep questioning about her drinking problem. You can read my recap of Brandi’s appearance this morning here. As if it was not obvious that Andy is driving the anti Lisa storyline bus, the drinking word tonight is Lisa. I wonder how she got the shit edit this season, I thought Andy adored her and Giggy. Maybe someone thought dirtying up her image a touch would make for better ratings? If so I strongly disagree. But it would make her behavior on the Vanderpump Rules Reunion show make sense. Sort of.
Andy tell Brandi that Kenya Moore had some choice words for her on WWHL. Brandi responds with, “Kenya whore?” Andy rolls the clip of Kenya calling Brandi and assclown. Brandi says that she agrees with her that her comments about black people were assholish but she still thinks that “Kenya needs some…..something. With the dark, dark makeup, it’s like really ashy and weird.” Andy says that Brandi apologized for a minute (no, no she didn’t do any of you fools know what an apology sounds like?) and then she went back there. Brandi says she learned that from Vanderpump. Andy says they will talk about Lisa in a minute.
First, Andy has to play the entire reel of Lisa bashing that was played on the show tonight. Boy, he is really driving this home.
A “bombshell montage” from tonight’s Vanderpump Rules. Then a montage of Kristen bashing. Brandi says that Vanderpump Rules is her favorite scripted show on television. Andy doesn’t seem to like that.
Questions for Brandi:
Andy says lots of people are tweeting saying that Lisa’s mothering is just her looking out for you. What do you say about that? And in one of the weirdest moves in Bravo history, Brandi reaches over and touches Jenny’s hand and says, “I’m going to let you take this one!” What the fuck? Brandi now has a press secretary to answer the difficult questions? Jenny says “I think Lisa is looking out for herself, is what I think!” Brandi chimes in, “I think you are right!” Jenny says ” I think she is creating drama!” Brandi says Lisa doesn’t mother her off camera, so if you are going to mother me do it when we are drinking til 4 am at SUR. I seriously doubt Lisa drinks until 4 am with anyone. She is always the first to leave the party and go home.
Andy says, but do you deny that you have had a real friendship with Lisa? Andy’s questions are particularly interesting since the reunion was just filmed three days ago. Brandi says that she loves Lisa and of course they have had a real friendship but she wonders sometimes if Lisa is just playing a role. Jenny who has been hanging with Brandi for awhile before the show talking about Lisa, chimes in with, “But do you ever feel manipulated when (Brandi jumps in with YES! before the question is out of Jenny’s mouth) she tries to cause drama with her SUR employees and drags you into it? “ Okay, they do have a point there, that Scheana thing at Lisa’s birthday party was ridiculous. Andy says, well it is obvious that you two have been talking and Brandi tries to deny it.
Something about why everyone is afraid of Lisa and if she has ever said or done anything she regrets because Lisa controls her mind through her English accent. Or something equally as asinine. Brandi says people are intimidated by Lisa because she is the smartest woman on the planet. And can I just say before this show I actually like Jenny McCarthy, but her little cheerleading routine for Brandi and all of her interruptions with questions to try to make Brandi look good is annoying as fuck. Jenny interrupts to call Lisa manipulative. Andy says that coming from the woman who had to Google Bobby Fisher…..(Implying it doesn’t take much to be way smarter than Brandi.)
Did you get cheek implants? No, I over did it on the filler this year. Andy repeats that and Brandi seems pissed off that he is agreeing. It was kind of funny.
Brandi was derogatory on The View today about actors and athletes and I (the tweeter) was uncomfortable for Jenny because her boyfriend is an actor? The tweeter is an abject moron, Brandi was not derogatory to actors and athletes all she said was she tends to gravitate to them and it never ends well. (that was my comment) Jenny said she completely agreed with Brandi.
What is the best advice you would give a single mother? Brandi says get a really good vibrator.
Whose side are you one in the Kyle and Carlton feud? I am friends with both of them and it’s hard. I do think Carlton was wrong at the birthday party.
Who would you rather have a one night stand with Tom or Jax? Brandi says Stassi.
Andy asks if she has ever been with Jax? She says no she hasn’t even kissed him. Andy doesn’t believe her so she swears on Jenny’s boobs.
You said you had five jobs on The View today, what are they? She writes for an Australian Magazine, She has video blogs that she has to do, she has a podcast, she has the show, and she’s a mom. So five part-time jobs. Got it. Andy points out that she also writes books. So she says 6 jobs.
Game Time! It is basic word association. I’m just going to record Brandi’s.
Barbara Walters (Jenny says Legend) Brandi says Legend
Jax (Jenny says slut) Brandi says Valtrex
Leann Rimes (Jenny says HPV) Brandi says Singer
Julie Chen (Jenny says Talk Show Host) Brandi says Jealous
Giggy (Jenny says boobies) Brandi says medicated (WTF?) Andy laughs and Brandi says, he is she give him Zannies. Interesting that Brandi has such a cute name for Xanax.
Miley Cyrus (Jenny says awesome ) Brandi agrees
A-Rod (Jenny says criminal ) Brandi says mad pussy
Bob Costas (Jenny says fashionista) Brandi says cute.
Doorbell! It’s Carole Radziwill with the prizes. Mazel wine glasses and a copy of her book!
I have no idea what the heck that Jax video was all about.